>is completely oblivious to audible gunshots on video>begins to shortly nod off while everyone panics>secret service don't bother to grab him first but JD Vance instead>falls over and shits himself as secret service try to escort him outHow do you think he's doing right now?
>>533928055i think, like biden, he has no clue where he is at most times and he just obeys his handlers.
Secret Service is probably sick of smelling this pantshitting pedo
>>533928055>grab JD firstProof?
>>533928055you missed kike
I think he'll get a third term out of your obsessive spamming alone
>>533928055I think he is gone.
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>>533928127And his handlers are Israeli.
>>533928352On the right side of the table, JD is evacuated first https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=194YJws8Ehw&t=23
>>533928720>it's realholy shit
>>533928752>his handlers are israeli? really? i didnt know that. youre telling me for the first time.
>>533928055I’m doing pretty bad myself because I thought we could get some 25th amendment kino but might get a heaping helping of nothing ever happens republicans actually lose nothing at all bino.
>>533928352did you not watch any video of it? there are about a dozen anglesno i'm no linking you shit find it yourself
>>533928720be lucky if The Don was removed on the same fucking date as JD here.
>>533928055>never goes to correspondents' dinner diners in all of his presidencies>just happens to go for the first time>there just happens to be an "assassination" attemptjust a coincidence, goyim
>>533929163Or the assassin was specifically targeting him, you retard
>>533928720Miggers would be coping and seething if they knew about this
They both have their own security teams and they must prioritize their target you dumb dumb.
>>533928720Gotta protecc Palantir's plant
>>533929258A guy from California traveled all the way to DC to try and run through a building during one of the highest security nights of the year instead of some open event?
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>>533928055Proof the gunshots aren't real. You simply don't not flinch from that, the noise is so loud it hurts and gives you hearing loss. Enclosed space, too.
>>533928799Sure must suck being on Trump's detail, imagine having to take a bullet for that fat orange hunk of shit.
>>533931434J-just wait until you see the >ME HATE BALRUMWritten on the shell casings!!!!We CARRY THE DIRTY DIAPERS!!!! MIGGA!!!>>533932128Taking a bullet is better than having to sit through a boring seethe session, or a diaper change.
>>533928720wtf is that on his helmet
>>533928799Vance can move under his own will, Donald is 80 years old and extremely fat. Unironically a logistics issue. Donald had like 6 guys on him. Vance had 1 guy because he can be trusted to ambulate relatively well on his own. Donald fell over once he got out of the chair too, they're basically lugging a 6'3 300 lb lump if they're trying to move Donald. For Vance it's as easy as getting his attention.Donald was likely injured when he are that press conference and will probably spend a few days recuperating quietly just from that fall. 80 is no joke, he's simply not as capable so it takes longer to move his bloated body.
>>533933114>trump breaks a hip>balloons up to 400 lbs
>>533928055>BE ME>BE TRUMP>OH GOD THE MASONS ARE LARPING AGAIN PLEASE MAKE IT STOPID BE FUCKING BORED TOO THEIR SCRIPT IS THE WORST FAN FICTION OF ALL TIME
>>533932002dude was literally on a different floor than him, thats why no one reacts, he basically tried gatecrashing the first line of security. seems like the security set up worked as intended and makes the ballroom shut even dumber.
>>533932956HUD probably. If you shoot it’s likely to be in a room full of civilians and vips, so you can’t miss your target.
>>533928055Zamn! Loomers head game got Trump looking like that!
>>533932956Night vision, in case power goes out
>>533933422>ladies and gentlemen... The President of The United States!!
