>'What the hell is the Secret Service doing?' Allen wrote in a postscript to his manifesto. >'I expected security cameras at every bend, bugged hotel rooms, armed agents every 10 feet, metal detectors out the wazoo. What I got (who knows, maybe they’re pranking me!) is nothing,' he continued. >He said that the security was so lacking that, 'if I was an Iranian agent, instead of an American citizen, I could have brought a damn Ma Deuce in here and no one would have noticed sh**.' >Ma Deuce is a nickname for the M2 Browning .50-caliber machine gun. https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15767077/Cole-Allen-Correspondents-Dinner-shooter-manifesto-MOCKED-lack-security.html
why is trump's reaction so fucking delayed?
>>533933612He might have a point. He was able to rush into the lobby and who knows what would have happened if he was a part of an armed group.Trump’s been having too many close calls like his first shooting attempt when they allowed the shooter to get on the roof and take shots.
If he hid under a catering cart he probably could have inched his way on stage metal gear style
>>533933612or perhaps whole thing is staged. how do 3 different people miss from less than 10 feet?
>>533933612Lolol he got stopped before he even entered the event... is he retarded or what?
>>533933717If Iran had somehow staged a rush attack with a dozen guys they could have done a ton of damage. No Russian
>>53393371710 armed men can take out anyone on Earth. The reason leaders don't get assasinated all the time is because usually when you kill your enemy's leader he gets replaced by someone even more hostile to you.
>>533933612> who knows, maybe they’re pranking me!Wow he almost realized he was in an fbi entrapment operation.
>>533933702He is a cool nigga from NY
The retarded niggerfaggot failed. He was just another self-aggrandizing narcissist. All of your obnoxious leftoid family members or acquaintances see themselves the same way, major main character psychosis.
>>533933612This is a psyop to forgot Iran
>>533933612>in a postscript to his manifestoin a what? they let him publish shit after this or what does this mean?
>>533933612And in all his infinite wisdom he decides to bumrush security instead of planting a bomb in the room
>>533933801There the leftoids go again, pretending not to understand things to make their retarded conspiracy theories seem more plausible.>DRUMPF! MENTIONING BLOODBATH WAS LITERAL!Just kill yourselves.
>>533933702This is the third high profile assassination attempt against him. It's just a Tuesday to him at this point.
>>533934081This is cope to avoid admitting you were wrong.
H-h-HE’S FAST!
>>533934116>anyone who calls my magachuds is a leftist. reeee
he failed thobut I 100% believe him that they are lackingthe competency crisis has already made a mockery of our civilizational standards we still believe in
Hello everybody!So I may have given a lot of people a surprise today. Let me start off by apologizing to everyone whose trust I abused.I apologize to my parents for saying I had an interview without specifying it was for “Most Wanted.”I apologize to my colleagues and students for saying I had a personal emergency (by the time anyone reads this, I probably most certainly DO need to go to the ER, but can hardly call that not a self-inflicted status.)I apologize to all of the people I traveled next to, all the workers who handled my luggage, and all the other non-targeted people at the hotel who I put in danger simply by being near.I apologize to everyone who was abused and/or murdered before this, to all those who suffered before I was able to attempt this, to all who may still suffer after, regardless of my success or failure.I don’t expect forgiveness, but if I could have seen any other way to get this close, I would have taken it. Again, my sincere apologies.On to why I did any of this:I am a citizen of the United States of America.What my representatives do reflects on me.And I am no longer willing to permit a pedophile, rapist, and traitor to coat my hands with his crimes.(Well, to be completely honest, I was no longer willing a long time ago, but this is the first real opportunity I’ve had to do something about it.)While I’m discussing this, I’ll also go over my expected rules of engagement (probably in a terrible format, but I’m not military so too bad.)Follow The Post’s live updates on the shooting at the White House Correspondents’ DinnerAdministration officials (not including Mr. Patel): they are targets, prioritized from highest-ranking to lowestSecret Service: they are targets only if necessary, and to be incapacitated non-lethally if possible (aka, I hope they’re wearing body armor because center mass with shotguns messes up people who *aren’t*Hotel Security: not targets if at all possible (aka unless they shoot at me)(cont)
>>533933886Case in point: Iran. Khameini was surprisingly soft all things considered. Now Iran is fully run by hardliners and it’s been a disaster for the USA
>>533934314He can be right about lacking security and still be a crazy sob
>>533933612>when your shooter calls his shooting a fedjob
>>533934365Capitol Police: same as Hotel SecurityNational Guard: same as Hotel SecurityHotel Employees: not targets at allGuests: not targets at allIn order to minimize casualties I will also be using buckshot rather than slugs (less penetration through walls)I would still go through most everyone here to get to the targets if it were absolutely necessary (on the basis that most people *chose* to attend a speech by a pedophile, rapist, and traitor, and are thus complicit) but I really hope it doesn’t come to that.Objection 1: As a Christian, you should turn the other cheek.Rebuttal: Turning the other cheek is for when you yourself are oppressed. I’m not the person raped in a detention camp. I’m not the fisherman executed without trial. I’m not a schoolkid blown up or a child starved or a teenage girl abused by the many criminals in this administration.Turning the other cheek when *someone else* is oppressed is not Christian behavior; it is complicity in the oppressor’s crimes.Objection 2: This is not a convenient time for you to do this.Rebuttal: I need whoever thinks this way to take a couple minutes and realize that the world isn’t about them. Do you think that when I see someone raped or murdered or abused, I should walk on by because it would be “inconvenient” for people who aren’t the victim?(cont)
>>533933761imagine
>>533934420This was the best timing and chance of success I could come up with.Objection 3: You didn’t get them all.Rebuttal: Gotta start somewhere.Objection 4: As a half-black, half-white person, you shouldn’t be the one doing this.Rebuttal: I don’t see anyone else picking up the slackObjection 5: Yield unto Caesar what is Caesar’s.Rebuttal: The United States of America are ruled by the law, not by any one or several people. In so far as representatives and judges do not follow the law, no one is required to yield them anything so unlawfully ordered.I would also like to extend my appreciation to a great many people since I will not be likely to be able to talk with them again (unless the Secret Service is *astoundingly* incompetent.)Thank you to my family, both personal and church, for your love over these 31 years.Thank you to my friends, for your companionship over many years.Thank you to my colleagues over many jobs, for your positivity and professionalism.Thank you to my students for your enthusiasm and love of learning.Thank you to the many acquaintances I’ve met, in person and online, for short interactions and long-term relationships, for your perspectives and inspiration.Thank you all for everything.Sincerely,Cole “coldForce” “Friendly Federal Assassin” AllenPS: Ok now that all the sappy stuff is done, what the hell is the Secret Service doing? Sorry, gonna rant a bit here and drop the formal tone.Like, I expected security cameras at every bend, bugged hotel rooms, armed agents every 10 feet, metal detectors out the wazoo.What I got (who knows, maybe they’re pranking me!) is nothing.No damn security.Not in transport.Not in the hotel.Not in the event.Like, the one thing that I immediately noticed walking into the hotel is the sense of arrogance.(cont)
>>533934242Stop avoiding admitting you're a moron, we can all see it.
>>533934452I walk in with multiple weapons and not a single person there considers the possibility that I could be a threat.The security at the event is all outside, focused on protestors and current arrivals, because apparently no one thought about what happens if someone checks in the day before.Like, this level of incompetence is insane, and I very sincerely hope it’s corrected by the time this country gets actually competent leadership again.What do you think?Post a comment.Like, if I was an Iranian agent, instead of an American citizen, I could have brought a damn Ma Deuce in here and no one would have noticed shit.Actually insane.Oh and if anyone is curious is how doing something like feels: it’s awful. I want to throw up; I want to cry for all the things I wanted to do and never will, for all the people whose trust this betrays; I experience rage thinking about everything this administration has done.Can’t really recommend it! Stay in school, kids.
what were the slurs tho?
>>533933702Imagine how your hearing and reaction time would be at 80 years old and probably on a 24/7 cocktail of tranquilizers
He's right. I recall attending a Trump rally in 2016 and it being hilariously poorly secured. There was a guy waving a metal detector rod vaguely close to every 15th person that walked in it seemed like. They didn't even wave it near me.
>>533933612>called Trump three vile slursWhat slurs? Pedo, rapist, and orange?
>>533933761If he had disguised himself as a femboy hooker from Columbia the Secret Service would have brought him into the dinner in exchange for some bussy
And yet he completely failed despite the seeming lack of security. At the end of the day, he is a completely incompetent idiot suffering from Dunning-Kruger.
>>533933717I think that Curran's challenge is to protect the President with the low quality agents left at the Secret Service.At a minimum, get these DEI fucks and other assorted rejects to the fucking firing range. This fuck should have been dead before he hit the ground.
I applied for the SS but was rejected because>wear contactsSo like with everything else they're not interested in hiring the smartest candidate, just chad boytoys for whatever mediocre whore is in charge.
>>533934713>>533934365>pedophile, rapist, and traitor
>>533934599Trump is a teetotaller who never sleeps.>hurr durr my retarded MSNBC-riddled thought processes imagined he must be on tranquilizers for some reasonIf anything he'd be using speed you dumb fucking faggot. He's up all the time, the man never sleeps.
>>533934200… about what, kike?
>>533933612if its so bad why did he fail?
>>533934568Shabbos goy cuck
>>533934931He's half jew, half nigger.
>>533934492It's pathetic security and yet he still didn't get in, he failed so it was actually quite sufficient. Unlike the roof shooter who succeeded but missed, that was inadequate security. Also if I was trump I wouldn't have ducked either, nothing ever touches the guy.
>>533934471>English grammar of a mentally ill niggerREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, jew
>>533934680Trump isn't a paranoid little bitch. Simple as.>>533934736Yep. Yet another narcissist with a low IQ suffering from main character psychosis.
>>533933612so they think this will convince antisemites to take their shot? they vastly overestimate how much people are going to care before they flip a switch. it's gonna happen overnight, it won't happen gradually in a way you can weed them out. we have history on this, it's always an overnight "fuck it"/straw that broke the camel's back situation. it can't be stopped because it doesn't happen over time. all you can do is abuse your power as much as you can as fast as you can and hope you can run away when the crazy stuff starts.
>>533933612>defeat security checkpoints with this one simple trick
>>533933717>>533933612it's a private event not a white house event.
>>533933702>>533933717Did this nigger actually fire any rounds?
>>533934370That's not a "case in point" that's you fence sitting, refusing to acknowledge the weakness of the deposed and dead leader and stubbornly holding onto pride in impotent replacements. Don't try to talk out both sides of your mouth, winking weasel.
>>533933702The gun shots were outside of the dining area. Plus, old. Old, far away gun shots, extremely loud room.
>>533934869Then why does he look so sleepy all the time? If he's cracked out on speed then he might as well be on sedatives. His body is old, failing, and obviously slow
>>533933717There is a reason it is never a pro trying to take these [[[guys]]] out. ...
Did he actually fire his weapons ?Was anyone hit?
>>533934931They're putting on a show. It's not real.
>>533934365>Administration officials (not including Mr. Patel): they are targets, prioritized from highest-ranking to lowestNOT INCLUDING KASH PATELWhat the fuck. Why?
>>533933612i hope trump sues the media who spread the these slanders and lies about him and if that doesnt work because of "freezepeach" he should order his alphabet agencies to kill the media traitor bastards
>>533933801>democrats for a decad: KILL GRUMPF SOMEONE SHOOT THE ORANGE HITLER>democrats try to murder trump multiple times>democrats: FAKE FAKE FAKEdie retard, it would increase the overall iq in the world
>>533935581Yes, at least 1 secret service member was shot.Buckshot does fuck all against modern soft body armour. Slugs don't even penetrate, but the force would have at least shattered a bunch of ribs and likely incapacitated the guy.It's almost certainly why they were able to just rush him and tackle the guy.
>>533933612Oh dear god they're going to take more of our liberty.
USA is winning. You lost trannies
>>533935934show flag, jew
>>533933612>''pedo'' is a slurAgainst whom?
>average secret service member
>>533933702He was in on it all along
>>533934100He wrote it ahead of time then added the ps at the hotel immediately before the attack.
>>533933612>Implying the security is entirely on Trump's security team to deal with everything >Thinking that he's special enough to breach personal confidentiality >Thinking Trump is such a fascist that he's surprised his Nazi army isn't posted at literally every corner of the building This guy really thinks he's living a Hollywood movie skit, doesn't he
>>533936884makes sense. thanks.
>>533933612When he gets a jail cell address, I propose we send him a message, one letter at a time. I'll start.
>>533935171Yes, he shot a secret service agent
Alright pol, what were the >Three Vile Slurs?
>>533934059>He was just another self-aggrandizing narcissist.You worship one, so you would know
GIVE PRESIDENT TRUMP THE CONGRESSIONAL MEDAL OF HONOR!!!
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>>533936231A 1.5oz slug would kill you without plates
>>533939083G
>>533936231>Yes, at least 1 secret service member was shot.was it shot by the supposed assasin, or was it crossfire?
>>533939862H
>>533933612Did he succeed?> nopeSS undefeated.
>>533933612>vile slurMigger
surely the shooter had a reddit account?
>>533933717>Trump’s been having too many close callsWhich is totally normal and not sus at all. All these shooting attempts that conveniently happen when Trump is down in the polls and where no one relevant dies.
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