Just wanna hit the kicker on my bigwheel until the streetlights come on.and mom starts yellin for me to come home. Then I guzzle down a Yoo-Hoo™ before I hop in the bubble bath and hit the sack. This planet is a fucking prison.
Be grateful it happened. Now suffer like the rest of us adults
>>533935194>Just wanna hit the kicker on my bigwheel until the streetlights come on.and mom starts yellin for me to come home. Then I guzzle down a Yoo-Hoo™ before I hop in the bubble bath and hit the sack. This planet is a fucking prison.Amen brother. I'm tired of this shit. I think about ending it everyday now.
>>533935194>i just wanna be a man child with no responsibilitiesGrow up faggot
>>533935282At best you'll end up exactly where you started with that method. Persevere if for any reason be it spite.
>>533935194How old are you? Imagine wanting to be a fucking kid with toys again.
>>533936243this. it's better to have adult toys and be indebt
>>533936243You probably play vidya.
>>533935194I miss my motosaki so much bros.
>>533935194i miss my micro machines
When I was 7 my mother would leave me with a neighbour whilst she went on a weekend break with her new man to Amsterdam to smoke weed and visit the RLD.Can I come and relive OPs childhood :(
>>533936591I got sent to my granparents' place damn-near every weekend for shit like that. still beats modern adulthood serfdom.
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>>533935194I was so much cooler than OP.
>>533935194I got raped when I was 7.... I rather not go back
>>533938601Nice haircut, little Lord Fauntleroy.
>>533935194You can still do this, but your neighbors will think you’re “slow” and your wife will probably divorce you for it eventually, UNLESS you have children and restrict this activity to when it’s age-appropriate for them, doing it with them, in which case you’ll just be viewed as a super great dad who is highly active in his kids life. Or you can pretend that you are under strict orders to return home when the street lights come on, but I suspect you’ll become known for it quite quickly.
>lol
Here’s what I was up to at 7 or 8, back when I had to wear what my step mother provided and told me to wear(ie, if I had a choice, I’d be wearing jeans rather than shorts so ridiculously short, it took lots of begging to get cargo pants and baggier clothes in general, as was the style of the time. It took years to get boxers).
>>533935194Bro I want a dentside Ford so bad.
>>533936392Video games were originally meant for adults and marketed to them, as they were the ones who were paying for and using the several thousand dollar equipment required to run the software. As a kid, I couldn’t wait to be old enough to play The Sims 1(it’s an adult game, you wouldn’t get it, my dad claimed), Diablo III, and Unreal/Unreal Tournament. Not to mention Duke Nukem 3D, Doom I/II, and Return to Castle Wolfenstein. I was stuck playing Midtown madness, motocross madness, flight sim 97/98/2000, and N64 games.
>>533939543those children's games were better than the ones you wanted to play. you should see that in hindsight.
ah the good old days
>>533938505>wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>533940357The various worlds within Super Mario 64 are definitely playable for a far longer duration and are even entertaining over years as new Easter eggs or hidden areas/minigames are found, although Half Life, Unreal, and Deus Ex will always always have a special place in my heart. Descent: Freespace was a pretty neat game, though.
>>533936469Serioulsy. I still have some of my Star Wars and Star Trek ones. Wished I kept my military ones.
>>533941894My dad took this pic, I was probably around 8 or 9 here, the man is fairly intelligent, but apparently not smart enough, he didn’t even drill to check the thickness of the ice, just wanted to one-up some guys on a control-line aircraft hobbyist forum from Canada who were bitching about how thick the ice was on their local fishing spots. IDK what this proved, you can see there isn’t that damn much snow on the ground, and it’s a chlorine pool, near St. Louis, MO in January.
