It's so over for performative Christians lmao
>>533944118Why does this man insist on humiliating himself constantly
>>533944176He was a drug addict with a sexual compulsive disorder all his life. Drugs made him gay
>>533944118That degenerate arab, rooshv, is one of the only ecelebs I can think of who genuinely picked up Christianity. He literally changed his life, got rid of all his old shit, wrote a few articles a year reflecting on his Christian life for some orthodox site, and then left the internet entirely to basically be a monk.That is the standard I go by when judging degenerate ecelebs.
Literally everybody on this board.
What happened?
The Jennifer White cocaine neurons still live in his brain and tempt him constantly. He needs to live isolated from others. His drug addict perceptions make him incommunicable. He want to fuck fuck fuck, cant even see a nun and he thinks of fucking her
>>533944272Sex addiction isn't real, some men just have more active libidos than others. But I concede he's a druggie yeah
he really fell offshould've just stuck to fucking katy perry
>>533944176It's performance art. The guy is an actor. This is a decades-long performance. We all clap at the end.
>>533944592Just that. You disingenuous drug addict. When was the last time you did cocaine or methYou think you will make children go on hormones in the school system?
Yeah definitely a christian
>>533944118>performativeTheir own holy book says that most christians are false and will not enter heaven
>>533944118*drags finger across page while perusing britishly*>hmmm the uhh passage it's uhhhh...*licks finger to turn the page*>ahh yes here it is...wait no no that's not it uhhh...*earnest examination continues*>it was Isaiah yes i'm sure it was yes*acquiesces in the face of further public embarrassment*>well the specific passage has seemingly eluded me my good chap but here is another cracker
>>533944176He made the mistake of trying don a religious force field after the metoo shit
Shit on him all you want but Justin Trudeau is on his sloppy seconds
>>533944874he's one of those i'll do all the religions. ine has to be right, people
>>533944539he went on british guys podcast and couldn't find a bible verse when looking for it, leading to a solid 5 minutes of awkward silence, followed by an insane rant about everything under the sun.
Wha was the point he was trying to prove with the verse?
>>533944701Used to love me some coke and whiskey....do a bump, feel sober, drink a drink, feel drunk again, repeat for the next 12 hours
>>533944118Peirce Morgan is an insufferable retard but damn did he own this retard. He couldn't answer a single fucking question and came out of it making me think his whole christian arc was just total fraud.
>>533944874The 33 on his arm is so gay, he's definitely some kind of faggot Satanist poser but 33 degree mason is very unlikely.
Fuck off to the eceleb board, you imbeciles.
Who could have possibly seen this coming.
i still like get him to the greek
>>533946844Not at all. Musicians (especially), actors, athletes, and writers are sometimes fast-tracked.
>>533946589Of course it’s just a piece of performative nonsense. He only became a Christian after the sexual allegations started becoming public. I was watching old episodes of To Catch A Predator last night and half the retards that get busted on that show start rambling about how they’re good Christians and it is all a mistake.
>>533944940Most Christians are lazy and only go to church because they hate reading for themselves. They would rather be completely bamboozled into thinking the OT was so flawless that the NT was just an afterthought, and not the correction it clearly was.
>>533944118You mean the famous shitlib who suddenly became Christian to grift online is jsut an act? No way!
>>533944118>>533946589Piers Morgan is more of a 'performative Christian' if anyone is. He routinely brings up being a Catholic and said he was offended by Trump insulting the Pope recently.Meanwhile in reality he's a tabloid scumbag who was involved in the phone hacking scandal where they'd release people's private messages to get a story for the newspaper.
>>533944118lolthis cunt couldnt even bluff a bible quote....haha!
>>533944176He likes attention and easy money.
>be bipolar theatre kid >manage to break into tv as an eccentric funnyman >start taking drugs and having casual sex >spout a lot of vaguely empowering political slogans and style yourself as a man of the people>salt of the earth working class establishment darling living a celebrity lifestyle of sex drugs and rock'n'roll >make it to Hollywood as a zany character >past behaviour catches up to you, life is in shambles >find sanctuary in Right Wing Grift industry>Tell people you've become best friends with jesus to keep the shekels rolling inHe's literally just a bipolar theatre kid.
>>533944118Was a great bit.
>>533944118If Jesus was white, he would look exactly like that.
>>533944118Performative christcucks think if god forgives them then we should tooEnjoy bubba in prison you rapist
>>533944874He sperged when Piers brought up he used to be an athiest and buddhist. Then got super defensive when he asked what denomination of Christian he is
>>533949123He's the male version of the born-again virgin women at churches
>>533949629I think, having known about him back when he was still relatively unknown in the UK - before he created his vagabond scarecrow persona - it was clear his life was always going to be a mess. Dysfunctional childhood - he was obese, bulimic and self harmed, then the addictions etc... it all paints the image of a man who was going to have a chaotic life. I actually don't mind him if I'm honest, but yeah, I don't buy this new religious angle. He's just craves the spotlight too much to stop.
>>533944118>performative ChristiansSo literally every Christian?
>>533944452agreed, his streams were comfy, but he is the only one who gave it up and disappeared that i'm aware of
>>533944539He became a devout Christian after the rape charges and wrote a book about how to become a Christian, on sale now. Last week, he made a big show of arriving to court for his rape trial with a big giant Bible.Then, while doing the media circuit as all true Christians do, he brought his Bible. He also insisted on opening his interview with a prayer. Later:>Piers Morgan: Is that the Bible you had at court?>Brand: The very same!>Piers: Is there a specific verse that you were thinking of today?>Brand: Yes! (opens Bible to exactly the middle), starts paging through it(soul-crushing silence and sounds of pages turning)>Brand: Uh, this is from Eye-sawwa, and it.... um.... (keeps turning pages)(dead air continues)(Piers Morgan does the Jim Halpert look at the camera)He brought his prop Bible and insisted on starting his Normal Christian TV interview with a prayer, but didn't think to memorize a couple of verses in case that came up during his interviews about how devout a Christian he is now
>>533945812>british guyspiers is oirish actually
>>533944118This dude is so ugly and swarthy if he wasn't 6'4 he wouldn't have a pot to piss in
>>533944695>It's performance art. The guy is an actor. This is a decades-long performance. We all clap at the end.You're asking too much for yanks to understand British humor. That being said he's fucked and the fact that he eas even let on television is a shame.
>>533952916Izzee, guv?
>>533950682"Performative" doesnt mean "dancing" you fucking idiot... Holy shit how do you function in life?
>>533950682>No Christian iconography in the pictureSus
i don't always believe rape allegations, as many of them are fueled by greed. however, the moment the accused starts telling you what a good christian they actually are and how amazing the jew yeshua is, you know the allegations are 100% true.this kike also shills magical 5g protection medals made of plastic, which i'm pretty sure is forbidden witchcraft for christfag retards
