All men who were circumcised as babies deserve at least 10 million USA dollars adjusted for inflation / at least 2,100 troy ounces of gold.They were innocent babies and were horribly, permanently and irreversibly mutilated for their entire one life on earth before it even began.There is NO way to FULLY or even MOSTLY recover their lost foreskins and all of it's structures. Stretching does not nearly even come close to restoring it to it's original form.>Why at least 2,100 troy ounces of gold or 10 million usa dollars?Because there was a case of a adult man who merely had some mean words, drawings and jokes said to him at work. Nothing criminally illegal like death threats, leaking his social security number etc. He later quit his job at Tesla he wasn't fired. He was offered 15 million 2022 dollars for his hurt feelings by a usa judge https://www.nbcnews.com/business/business-news/tesla-racism-lawsuit-worker-rejects-15-million-payout-rcna34655He was literally offered 15 million dollars that the government would take from Tesla and hand directly to him. He rejected it because he wanted more then 15 million 2022 dollars but the point stands the government is willing to say mean words and hurt feelings are worth at least 15 million 2022 dollars.Being circumcised as a baby is AT LEAST ten times worse.At least 150 million 2025 dollars and at least 44000 ounces of pure 24k gold is a very very deep compromise.>But anon I'm circumcised and brokeI know and you deserve better. Immediately quit your wagie job. You should never contribute to circumcisers. You deserve to be very comfortably retired NOW. A circumciser should not be richer than you unless they are bezos or musk. You should be almost infinitely richer than every american woman (circumcision is illegal in USA) unless she's Mackenzie bezos. She should be working a wagie job and serving you.
>>533947901CASE #2https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2023/07/20/mcdonalds-lawsuit-hot-chicken-nugget/70436203007/A random family is in a car. These are not employees they're just random customers.They go to McDonalds drive throughMom buys nuggetsGives nuggets (corpses of tortured and mutilated animals that were factory farmed) to her little kidKid drops nugget on thighIt leaves a slight burn on thighBurn heals completely leaving a small barely noticable and not painful scar on thighGirl gets 800,000 dollars.Circumcising a baby is at least 30 times worse easily.It's obviously way way worse than 30 times but whatever let's be extremely conservativeThat's 24 million dollars or at least 7000 ounces of pure 24k gold.You deserve this.
>>533947932ROUTINE CIRCUMCISION OF BABY BOYS IS BATTERY!! It is non consensual touching which is medically unnecessary. This is actually legally correct at least in usa as intactivist lawyers have arguedGUESS What? A battery can be worth 5 million dollars or moreCircumcision is doing severe permanent irreversible physical damage to an innocent baby boy . Possible severe mental damage tooIf Carroll can get 5 million then so should men circumcised as boysCASE #2https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2023/07/20/mcdonalds-lawsuit-hot-chicken-nugget/70436203007/A random family is in a car. These are not employees they're just random customers.They go to McDonalds drive throughMom buys nuggetsGives nuggets (corpses of tortured and mutilated animals that were factory farmed) to her little kidKid drops nugget on thighIt leaves a slight burn on thighBurn heals completely leaving a small barely noticable and not painful scar on thighGirl gets 800,000 dollars.Circumcising a baby is at least 30 times worse easily.It's obviously way way worse than 30 times but whatever let's be extremely conservativeThat's 24 million dollars or at least 7000 ounces of pure 24k gold.You deserve this.
>>533947964When you strip away the billion-dollar "symbolic" verdicts (where the victim never actually sees the money) and focus on cases involving a one-time assault with moderate injuries (no permanent paralysis, no death), the numbers usually top out in the $5 million to $12 million range.The reason these "simple" batteries get so high is almost always punitive damages—when a jury decides to "fine" a wealthy person or a big company for being a bully.1. The High-Water Mark: $8.2 Million (New York, 2025)As of early 2026, one of the highest recent payouts for a single-incident battery occurred in New York involving a high-net-worth individual and a service worker.The Incident: A hedge fund executive punched a parking attendant once during a dispute over a car.The Injuries: A broken cheekbone and a concussion. The victim recovered physically within months, but sued for emotional distress and battery.The Verdict: The jury awarded $1.2 million for medical bills and pain, but added $7 million in punitive damages specifically because of the defendant’s wealth and the "predatory" nature of the assault.Why it was "highest paid": Unlike the billion-dollar cases, the defendant actually had the liquid assets to pay the judgment.2. The "Single Punch" Record: $4.75 Million (Deen v. Drai’s)This is the classic "regular guy" example often cited in legal circles.The Incident: A man was punched once by a security guard at a Las Vegas nightclub.The Injuries: A broken jaw and a concussion. No permanent disability, but the victim required surgery (his jaw was wired shut for weeks).The Result: A jury awarded him $4.75 million.
>>533947991The Logic: Because the bouncer was an employee of a massive hospitality group, the jury hit the company with the bill to force them to change their security training.3. The "Sexual Battery" Benchmark: $5 Million (Carroll v. Trump)While there was a later $83 million verdict for defamation, the original 2023 verdict for the battery itself was $5 million.The Incident: A single encounter in a department store dressing room.The Injuries: No "super severe" physical injuries (like broken bones or hospitalization), but the jury focused on the psychological trauma.The Result: The $5 million award was for the act of battery and the associated pain and suffering.
>>533948020>But but but if I quit my wagie job and stop helping circumcisers I'll become homeless and have no money!!Maybe or maybe not. Doesn't matter don't be a pussy.In Minecraft if you want to be the ultimate Minecraft neetGet a bow and arrowsGet a chestGet a small shovelGet a Minecraft mod to get Silica Gel Packets Desiccant things they only cost a few emeralds in the modGo to a place NOT NEAR YOUR BASE if someone makes it so you can't even go within 500 blocks of your base you still need to be able to access your chestDig a deep holePut bow and arrow, at least a couple hundred emeralds and the Silica Gel Packets Desiccant things in your chest. Optionally also add stuff like a small sword.Close chest up very tightly.Put chest at bottom of hole and cover with dirt blocks.WHEN YOU GO TO SPOT WHERE YOU WILL BURY THE CHEST LEAVE YOUR MAP AND COMPASS AT YOUR BASE DON'T BRING THEM WITH YOU. IF YOU HAVE A PHONE MOD OR MODERN CAR MOD DON'T BRING THOSE WITH YOU EITHERfinal stepIf you ever become homeless or whatever in Minecraft go dig up your chest and do PvP before jumping into lavaIf you are making a stash in Minecraft don't bury it at your Minecraft base you live at in game bury it somewhere like a public park in the Minecraft server and make sure you bury it somewhere easy to find like next to some sort of landmark in the server.Make sure to keep in mind how deep you bury it like how many blocks and what the frost line is if you have the frost line mod installed on the server. Obviously at least quadruple bag it if you have the plastic bag mods on the server with some very strong airtight bags from the mod and put plenty of dehydrating packets in each bag if you have a desiccant mod
>>533948055I wasn't exaggerating at all being circumcised is at least 100 times worse then mean words you volunteerly endure (you can quit job at any time) and at least 30 times worse then that girls burnall circumcisers don't get reparations. That includes doctors who perform surgeries as well as parents among others.Millions of dollars for the irreversible damages must be the priority.No circumcised man should have to choose between wage slavery and homelessness while their are circumcisers who are rich enough they can comfortably retire young.YOU DESERVE MILLIONS ACT LIKE ITQUIT YOUR JOB IMMEDIATELY.REPARATIONS OR RETRIBUTIONThere are young woman with completely intact genetalia who have never been mutilated in their lives who are very wealthy and are comfortably retired.THERE are men who had their genitals seriously mutilated permanently and irreversibly as babies who are poor and working jobs they hate to serve those women because if they don't work they'll become homeless.Quit your job today.Play Minecraft if you must.You deserve to be a multimillionaire today
>>533948090Give each person circumcised as a baby enough money to buy at least 4400 ounces of pure 24k gold in 2025Blame parentsDoctorsNursesPoliceHospitalsJudgesPoliticiansLawyersEtcLiving as a circumcised male makes sense if you are worth tens of millions of dollars and otherwise reasonably healthyI don't want to focus too much on legality.Morally we deserve it even if morality is subjective.They're hypocrites for not giving us our millions eachWe are justified to seek justice ourselvesCircumcised men need to understand they're totally justified in not working at all and taking as much welfare as they wantAnd if they become homeless for not working they should play Minecraft at the public library computer>Also work for muslim ?Maybe but again they can't be circumcising othersIf they're promoting Islam they're promoting circumcising babiesSo only ex Muslims who were circumcised as children and are vocally anti Islam and have been since they were youngIf you are circumcised and you have a sibling that is uncircumcised you deserve full inheritance from your parents for mutilating you.You had to suffer more if they wanna do 50/50 play minecraft, you are perfectly justified and I, for one, will praise you. Men need to grow balls again, yeah Minecraft is scary, but living as a cripple who isn't rich and has to work is miserable and humiliating.I plan to get rich though investing/gamblingI will not contribute to society in any way I only want to stealCircumcising girls is illegal. Circumcising boys is legal in every country on earth.Circumcising girls is illegal in most.Make them careGive us what we deserve or we play MinecraftSpartans fought guys off outnumbered 7 to 1I could beat 20 feminist "males" myself in Minecraft PVP easily if we were on the same server
>>533948145Not everyone would instantly become a multimillionaireNo reparations for womenReparations only for circumcised men who haven't helped circumcise othersCircumcised innocent men would become much wealthier then those who are intact or who circumcised others.Tens of millions of men would be given millions of dollars printed into existence.Yes it would cause inflation. That's okay.The circumcised who haven't circumcised others deserve to be wealthier then the intact and or circumsirersBoomers who circumcised babies SHOULD have their retirement savings inflated out of existence.Sorry boomer retirement is over for you now you must go back to work or be homeless.Time for gen z to take it easyBRING THE DIGITAL CURRENCY OR TEN THOUSAND DOLLAR USA BILLS AND ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS USA BILLS NOW100 USA DOLLAR BILL WON'T EVEN BUY YOU A SODA AND THAT IS OKAYIf bread costs 10,000 dollars a loaf that's fine.It's the uncircumcised who didn't get reparations who won't be able to afford bread at first.They can work for a circumcised person who got reparations for 15,000 dollars an hour or somethinghttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WWVz_DcSeZc [Open]He wasn't even arrested. He wasn't even handcuffed. If he can get millions of dollars why can't I?
>>533948179>And just who will fund this?The government's infinite money printers.Also confiscate wealth from circumcisers and make them homeless.Oprah Winfrey makes cream from baby foreskins she should be homelessIf someone offered me 150 million dollars or my original foreskin back I'd take the foreskin in a heartbeat. Since that is no longer an option I will have to settle for just the 150 million dollars instead. If I don't get either of those I'm playing Minecraft.>silica gel packets from the silica gel modYou can buy them from villagers or online if you have the online shopping mod they're really cheap you can also find them in potion bottles I think.
>em dashFuck off Chat JeetPT
>>533948337I only used it for one or two of the posts
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>>533948179>Yes it would cause inflation. That's okay>Time for gen z to take it easycitadin stupide, imbécile
>>533947901>adjusted for inflationlmao foreskins dont inflate
>>533947901Have sex incel
>>533949024this would be a net good for Gen Z men Hr cunts would get fucked
>>533949377Not until I am a millionaire sex without relationship doesn’t really interest me
>>533947901>Circumcision reparationsjews don't get enough of our tax dollars already?Your parents mutilated you. Take it up with them
>>533949572theres cases in which one parent said no and the other said yes
>>533947901What about me? My parents were actually based and smart enough not to circumcise me. Why should I be left out just because my parents were based? uncut men should be the ones getting reparations for all this subversive propaganda we have been fed about the male g spot being in the asshole
>>533949779because reparations are to right a wrong you have no injury except maybe mean words or letters
>>533947901I was walking down the road just the other day thinking about myself as an infant screaming and crying, that’s definitely worth at least 10 milly
>>533950317it’s not just the pain but also the physical injury Frisch, M., et al. (2013). "Cultural Bias in the AAP’s 2012 Technical Report and Policy Statement on Male Circumcision." Pediatrics, 131(4), 796-800.peer-reviewed, high-impact critique signed by 38 high-ranking physicians and health officials from 16 European countries. It was written specifically to dismantle the American Academy of Pediatrics (AAP) claim that the benefits of RIC outweigh the risks.Deconstructs the "Benefits": It argues that the alleged benefits (reduced UTI, HIV, and penile cancer) are statistically marginal in developed Western nations. For example, it points out that you would need to circumcise between 909 and 322,000 infants to prevent a single case of penile cancer—a disease that is already rare and can be prevented by hygiene and HPV vaccination.Exposes "Cultural Bias": It highlights that the US is the only developed nation where RIC is common, suggesting that American medical guidelines are influenced more by cultural tradition than by objective science.Ethical Priority: It argues that because the medical benefits are not "compelling," the procedure violates the child's right to bodily integrity and should be deferred until the individual can provide informed consent.
>>533950317Taddio, A., et al. (1997). "Effect of neonatal circumcision on pain response during subsequent routine vaccination." The Lancet, 349(9052), 599-603Neurological "Imprinting": This study followed infants for months after their circumcision. It found that boys who were circumcised (especially those without anesthesia, which was common at the time) showed a significantly stronger pain response (higher heart rates, more intense crying) during routine vaccinations months later compared to intact boys.The "Trauma" Argument: It provided the first peer-reviewed evidence that the infant brain is "rewired" or sensitized by the trauma of circumcision, refuting the long-held (and frankly wild) medical myth that newborns "don't feel pain" or "won't remember it."
>>533947901tl;dr but I want some dosh pease
>>533950640Im guessing dosh means cash
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>>533951338Bump
