PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS45https://www.donaldjtrump.com/https://www.thetrumparchive.com/https://x.com/realDonaldTrumphttps://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrumphttps://rumble.com/c/DonaldTrumphttps://www.tiktok.com/@realdonaldtrump>President Trump Officehttps://www.whitehouse.gov/https://www.youtube.com/user/whitehousehttps://www.flickr.com/photos/whitehouse/>Liz Harrington (Trump Spox) https://twitter.com/realLizUSA>Donald J Trump Presidential Libraryhttps://www.trumplibrary.gov/@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!ARCHIVED LINKS https://pastebin.com/eAhgNyeX NEW APPEARANCES>Pres Trump Talks at TPUSA, Phoenix, Arizona 4/17/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mg5Cr_FDHR0>Pres Trump Delivers Remarks on Tax Week, Las Vegas, Nevada 4/16/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpKpfdZitCM>Pres Trump Speaks With the Artemis II Astronauts, Washington, DC 4/7/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u04P_rSXJ4U>Pres Trump Press Conference, Washington, DC 4/6/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFO-SY9ykdA>Pres Trump Address to the Nation, Washington, DC 4/1/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzhLRPZfOMQ>Pres Trump Cabinet Meeting, Washington, DC 3/26/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sse9HAmQtD0>Pres Trump at Memphis Safe Task Force Roundtable, Memphis, Tennessee 3/23/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwwjmWKMWjM>Pres Trump Commander in Chief Trophy Presentation, Washington, DC 3/19/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-OC21Mk_WY>Pres Trump Meets Prime Minister of Japan, Washington, DC 3/19/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jgFkp02qFM>TrumpVideo: WE WILL WIN 6/19/23https://rumble.com/v2v6m2a>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, AGAIN! 10/28/21https://rumble.com/voe8gm>God Bless the USA (Donald J Trump) 10/20/16https://youtu.be/O_PC_fy0fk0 OP pastebin: http://pastebin.com/pxxNb2Xzprev >>533943828
https://x.com/Southcom/status/2048573629009441148Ultimate MAGA.
MAGA and good evening, frens!I voted for more dead Narco Terrorists!>>533949005Thanks for baking, owlman!
retard alerthttps://x.com/ScottJenningsKY/status/2048483385199227364
Awoooment
>>533949055Get in, loser! We're driving by Tampon Timmy's house and shouting RETARD!Also, check'd!
ALWAYS AWOOWE WON 2024 LOL (AND 2020)SNEED AND SEETHE SHILLSGOD PROTECT TRUMPDROP THE HAMMERSMASH THE PLACE TO PIECESPUNCH THE SCORECARDHANG THE RIGGERSJINX THE JABBERSFINISH THE WALLHOLD THE LINENEVER CONCEDEDRAIN THE SWAMPSINK THE CHINKBAN THE TRANSBE KAWAIIDEPOPULATE ELITESWE ARE SUPER ELITESIT'S OKAY TO BE WHITEJUSTICE FOR LORIKILL THE SHILLDON'T BAKE THE CAKEBE BESTHONOR ABEREMEMBER CHARLIEDEFUND THE FEDSALL FEDS ARE BASTARDS (except ICE and Border Patrol)STOMP THE TURTLESTRONGER TIMES NOWBETTER GET YOUR ACT TOGETHERLIGHT THE FUSEPLAY MINECRAFTEAT THE BURGERISRAEL IS NOT AN ALLY (except when killing Iranians!)THIS IS ULTRA MAGA COUNTRYBANKRUPT THE BANKS!WOLFGIRLS FOR TRUMPERS!DUM AND GAY IS NOT OKAYKEEP POSTING THAT FUCKING RACCOONDEPORT THE HORDE!CHRIST IS KINGALLEY CATS FOR TRUMP!FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!TRUMP FOREVER!7/13 WAS AN INSIDE JOBBETTER WEIRD THAN QUEERALL GROYPERS ARE GAY FEDSPLUG THE LEAKERSRAKE THE LEAFSESCALATE TENSIONSMARS CHUDS UNITEHEIL SYDNEY SWEENEY'S GOOD GENESDONROE DOCTRINEUNLEASH CHANGGRAB HORMUZZY AND GAPE IRANUS!>>533949005>>533949029>>533949114>>533949141Groovy Awoovening!
>>533949090Not even a teacher, he worked for a tutor company because he couldn't even hack it as a teacher. Someone on another site I used has a mutual friend with the nigger, and evidentially he is not thought of well by the people he worked with.
AWOOING
And IranIran so far away
he doesn't want to talk about mali! could it be he doesn't like politics?
>>533948873>>533948826>>533948895>rookie numbers
>>533949179Awoo
>>533949179>>533949207>>533949243Good awoovening to you too, frens!
>PS: Ok now that all the sappy stuff is done, what the hell is the Secret Service doing? Sorry, gonna rant a bit here and drop the formal tone.>Like, I expected security cameras at every bend, bugged hotel rooms, armed agents every 10 feet, metal detectors out the wazoo.>What I got (who knows, maybe they’re pranking me!) is nothing.>No damn security.>Not in transport.>Not in the hotel.>Not in the event.>Like, the one thing that I immediately noticed walking into the hotel is the sense of arrogance.>I walk in with multiple weapons and not a single person there considers the possibility that I could be a threat.>The security at the event is all outside, focused on protestors and current arrivals, because apparently no one thought about what happens if someone checks in the day before.>Like, this level of incompetence is insane, and I very sincerely hope it’s corrected by the time this country gets actually competent leadership again.>Like, if I was an Iranian agent, instead of an American citizen, I could have brought a damn Ma Deuce in here and no one would have noticed shit.>Actually insane.AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHLOL... LMAO EVENImagine being this retarded. He walked right into it! Of course they knew he was coming and he nigger sprinted right into the trap. Leftists will always be the biggest Dunning Kruger midwits. Thanks for the Ballroom faggots!
If you don't follow the legend that is Sergeant Major Mike Vining I don't think we can be frens. He's an old man now and his account is one of the best things on the internet right now. He's comfy and wise and wholesome.
This boomer faggot one-shot my generation so hard it's unbelievable.https://x.com/deadwronghist/status/2048341574241882176
>>533949230kek
>shills are just silently lurkingSo what hoofed them in their collective front holes and drove them to quit posting for a bit this time? They typically only retreat like this when embarrassed.
>>533949282I am curious if he is advising glowies how to deal with Iran
>>533949342Workshopping a new script.
>>533949342they’re getting little to no yous
>>533949342I saw DTS was screeching and smearing shit everywhere earlier, maybe she got smacked again and they all retreated for a bit?
How delusional do you have to be to think that the shooter was White? Fucking seriously?
>>533949117They're so determined to swim over to their next migration spots, by the time they arrive there they become half-rotten skeletons, with missing eyes and fins and chunks of flesh. There's a term "zombie fish" for that, those dudes are hardcore.
>>533949278But why was he naked?
>>533949282i bet that dude gets all the ice cream..
>>533949450they stripped him after they took him down to make sure he wasn't planning to aloha snackbar the place
>>533949207And AWOO to you!>>533949384Back to something something Epstein Israel something>>533949416He's half-black half-whiteSo black
>>533949224anon i tried talking to you about mali and you ignored it last time why would you suddenly want to talk about it
>>533949416It's both a nigger cope and shitty b8. They know about the one drop rule. The fact that even the lightest octaroon will still identify as a nigger means they know it's true.
>>533949342SPLC routed. They missed sending some paychecks. Shills went back to watching tranny sissy hypno.
Ebay's API has been down for 6 hours sitewide. Guess who the CTO is ? A jeet. Guess what his cost saving strategy has been? Outsourcing coding to India.Sir we cannot redeem the auction sir.
>>533949484he’s half nigger and half kike
>>533949141>>533949055
https://nitter.net/PapiTrumpo/status/2048413746695987581#m
>>533949615Kek
>>533949440Bro like wtf lmao that's some nightmare shit. Our fish are strong, healthy, and with just the right amount of fat when fall rolls around and they start coming in from the oceans.
>>533949029>>533949179https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfVN3kQkcd4Enjoy yourselves.
>>533949610that makes him a complete kike nigger.
>>533949533please understand i was having a much more important conversation!
>>533949682Thanks, my dude!
MAGA
Metcalf Maki is cowering! Don't mention Mali near him, it is a sore spot somehow.
>>533949450Standard humiliation ritual safety protocol.
>>533949720Welcome.
>>533949610Even better kek>>533949682>Enjoy yourselves.Thanks, I will!
>>533949282Infantile retard talking to no one in particular, desperately hoping for his wholesome heckin' comfort account to be validated by others.
>>533949658This fish just wants to lay an egg and then die
>>533949790why 4 ears? should only be 2 ears. i am vexed.
>>533949726please assume the victory position for your food crimes and an associate will be with you soon to give you your deserved
Drumpf is bulletproof they were fools to even try to hurt the teflon don
>>533949684you got that right
>>533949811Ghoulish
>>533949835she looks drunk toodon't blame her who could resist
>>533949841it's time to arrest everyone on that 250 signature list for sedition and incitement.this shit is just getting ridiculous now.
>>533949282based master blaster.
>>533949480That makes sense>>533949785I choose to believe this as well
>>533949831Brazil will rise again you absolute palookah you don't even know, and also you don't know nothing no how about haute cuisine apparently. I eat it in my Swedish sewer design mansion it's so hot right now.
>>533949882I do love me a good scotch.
>>533949936yes it isnothing will happen though
https://nitter.net/PapiTrumpo/status/2048376482548855115#m
>>533949835>$56 for a handle of 'livet FoundersWhelp, guess I am moving to Japan.
>>533949882It's also legal to be drunk as hell and drink in public in Japan which is why it is the whitest country on earth
Can someone explain how jeets just don't react to horrific deaths or someone in need of help? There's countless videos of dogs and cats rushing to defend their loved ones, but I haven't ever seen a single Indian give a shit about another Indian?https://x.com/genocidalgirl/status/2048525086811214172
>>533950018It's legal to be drunk and drink in public in Korea too, and that place is a shithole. Like they deadass have soju vending machines at the Seoul Grand Park and you will always see a crowd of old gooks squating around the machine drinking juice boxes of alcohol instead of, ya know, looking at the animals. Cool zoo to be honest.
>>533949996>nothing will happen thoughkekis that why the bumpslaves chimp out like it's an olympic sport almost all the time?
>>533949965kouhai if i could live on flavorless ration bars for the rest of my life i would
>>533950008Sorry nihongo speakers only Baka gaijin desu desu
>ethiopian and hiki hoursI miss Iran's missile barrages against israel
>>533950080>poo rage in commentsLel
>>533950080They literally believe it doesn't matter since the dead will just reroll into a new life. Hell the whole juggernaut thing would be jeets putting their children in front of the wheels because they believed that getting crushed by their rolling demon temple would make their kids reroll into a better life.They not like us.
>gay>black>0 killedpathetic
>>533950159Hey did you ever find that proof of life on Mojtaba? Because it looks like he's not feeling so good if you catch my meaning
>>533950154>flavorless ration barsyou do this to yourself.
>>533950008Lagavulin 16 was 80 the other day near me
>>533950080browns are worthless so of course they do not care when other browns die
>>533950226That pie looks fucking delicious.
>>533950115>that place is a shitholeSeoul is better than any big city in America by a fucking mile what are you on about sarnt>>533950159Hiki so fucking cool and epic bro holy shit>>533950154If I forced you to have a full 7 course french banquet and at least two drinks and they were from a real course menu what would be your go desu Ball shocking car battery unMAGAness for those who try to resist
>>533950007Build the thing and fuck that degenerate judge.
>>533950080That's a normal scene across India every second of every day, it's hell on earth. You would have to be a brain-dead lunatic to like it.
>>533950312that pie is a triangle of glucose death.. i want to make one like that.. i'd imagine it's the closest you'd get to just cracking open a hive and getting the raw stuff to eat..
>>533950342>screenshot of a tranny being reposted by a fat pedo
>>533950312I'm planning a grand experiment in the kitchen tomorrow. I am going to see if I can make sausage and gravy pies. Don't know how it will work out, but I will give it the old college try.>>533950339Korea is more than Seoul, and I have never seen open sewage culverts in the side of the road anywhere in America.
>>533950312also dorofren I was letting my generator do whatever it wanted for a bit and it gave me this
>>533950223Who cares about him, it's the IRGC who is in charge
>>533950339duralast i've got extended family that work for autozoneand you'll have to use it because i REFUSE
>>533950408Best of luck on your experiment. It'll either be amazing, or so bad even pigs won't eat it.>>533950400Right? It's pure diabeetus, but damn do I want it.>>533950424Looks like she contracted lycanthopy of some kind. Not bad, all things considered!
>>533948978Damn, these narco spics are stubborn. This persistence likely means that some narco boats are getting through and they’re willing to sacrifice a few.
>>533950445You were singing a very different tune a few weeks ago!
>>533950498Nah, the pigs will eat anything.
>>533950184>Gayniggers from California
>>533950557Fair point.
>>533950408No shit but who goes anywhere but Seoul metro, daegu, and Busan? I'd rather be in some ass end of nowhere shitville than Jackson miss or pick a damn place lol
>>533950312>>533950400>>533950408can i offer you a brown e in these trying times?
>>533950511This timeline's so fucking schizoAll the normal timelines must have ended in nuclear apocalypse
>>533950342>gloating about hypothetical victories years in the future based on a 25% advantage in retard online casino wagerslol. lmao even.
>>533949808>Infantile retard talking to no one in particular, desperately hoping for his wholesome heckin' comfort account to be validated by others.I defy you to make one post that doesn't sound maximally cavity confounded, because I'm convinced you can't do it.
AWOO SISTERS
>>533950342lol... yea see the thing is in order to win the Presidency you have to be able to win the swing states. Kalashi users are huffing uninformed hopium apparently.
>start a diet >/ptg/ starts foodpostinghow do you fuckers always know
>>533950619Fucking vile. Also, damn I miss old /k/...>>533950779I am totally not living in your walls.
miga general
>>533950619holy fucking shit lmao
>>533950779nothing escapes reach and so on
>>533950779I'm living in your walls.You should make some baked gnocci with meatballs this week.https://caitsplate.com/baked-gnocchi-with-meatballs/https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/220854/chef-johns-italian-meatballs/
>>533949416>How liberal do you have to be to think that the shooter was White?
>>533949719>No one believes false flags now.Good>>533948978KABOOM THEM ALL
>>533950779blame hiki's blandfood fetish
>>533950855real exchange with my dad>me: I'm going on a diet>dad: yeah, but you can still have lasagna, right?I don't think he knows what a diet is
>>533950837entirely correct
>>533950863a man cannot live on awful posts alone
>>533950930Tomatos are a fruit and cheese is milk. That means lasagna is basically a smoothy and a great diet food.
>>533950930i always thought going on a diet meant that you just don't want to admit that you sit around too much.
>>533950491You will regret sar. I could eat a whole fucking Costco cheese pizza and a Costco dog right fucking now I'm starving holy hell. I saw some unMAGAness that's. Quarter of amerikkkan adults have a membership and they stand in a mob outside before opening now it's so over >>533950779Eat a Costco dogzza right fucking now bitch>>533950863This
>>533950837
>>533950645Isn't Kalshi the one democrats use for shady purposes anyway?
>>533951004yes.
>>533950863>>533950973sorry loves, the future belongs to the nothing!>>533951004i can't stand the foodism we need to do communism so everyone starves
What's up EWU crew today we've got a Primary School Principal put on administrative leave for public comments praising the death of Charlie Kirk.....was arrested with CP on his computer and phonesdude had about 13 phones.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeSAZTMyur0https://archive.is/DppVBhttps://www.oregonlive.com/crime/2026/03/oregon-principal-suspended-for-charlie-kirk-comments-goes-to-prison-in-child-sex-images-case.html
>>533951036>that facei voted for a completely gangsta president, lol
>>533949682I am enjoying the show!
>>533951087>Ukrainian and Venezuelan flagsI am guessing he supports the Esequibo being part of Venezuela
Good MAGA evening, frens!
>>533951131>Trump no selling the assassination attempt>The SS having to physically restrain JD Vance because he tried to charge towards the gunfire>Miller coping a tiddie while being escorted out by the SSSo many kino moments from last night.
>>533951184good evening fren
>>533950979the noodles are what really get ya>>533950998I work out for 90 minutes 6 days a week, but still gain weight if I don't cut carbs a few times a year>>533951059>the future belongs to the nothing!hey here's a crazy idea: what if you planted your seed in the fertile womb of a busty young white woman haha
>>533951184Good evening, Serena!
>>533950930>dietDiets don't work.Go join a gym and lift.
>>533951131>pffft, "bullets" lol
>>533951260>Diets don't work.it's a steak and eggs diet, it works>Go join a gym and lift.I'm home gym master race, all the gyms in my state forced people to wear masks for 2 years and I refuse to fund that faggotry
>>533951131Trump with another certified gemerald.
>>533951036i half believe that account is actually trump's alt. because that's exactly the sort of shit that he would do.
>>533951228'going on a diet' is just weird and is grammatically errant.choosing a diet that conforms to your body's needs, makes far more sense.and is permanent. there is no 'going on' or 'falling off' you just do it, and if that means eating more protien than non, you do it.ever since rfk flipped the pyramid, everything is different now.I have to eat like a fucking horse just to keep weight on.and i love it.
>>533951358>I'm home gym master race, all the gyms in my state forced people to wear masks for 2 years and I refuse to fund that faggotryvery MAGA
>>533951036Anyone figure out what was written on waiter Macron's piece of paper?
>>533951212>So many kino moments from last night.Yes.
>>533949719Nuance, anon.
>>533951228that pic is hot though. intermittant fasting. nothing but black coffee until about 12, only eat 8 hours out of the day. easiest way in the world to 'diet'. don't even bother changing what you eat until you're at that 8 hour mark and then it's probably optional. people destroy their gut by never letting it rest.
>>533951058Please would you kindly explain the hippo Walmart Americans standing in front of Costcos in mobs before opening, the insistence on bringing little shitting and pissing ourselves dogs in, and randomly leaving meat around the store? Did everyone go retarded?>>533951059Under the new trumpfreich we will return to Roman tradition of eating golf flaked saffron peacock tongues
>>533951462>Gunfire>Unknown number assassins>No one knows if there are explosivesMiller>Well I may as well touch a tiddie before I die.
>>533951228>cut carbs a few times a yearIf you eat healthy, you won't eat too many carbs.
>>533951466
>>533951410when I say "going on a diet" I mean "temporarily removing carbs">>533951436ty fren, I try>>533951497>that pic is hot though.I wasn't disagreeing, but that's the maximum amount of fat allowable on women and a lot of bitches didn't get the memo
>>533951462What a BADASS.
carl, if you ever wanted to see what it looks like when a kickboxing bug lady invests most of her skill points into the kicking part then look up “mona kimura” on the youtubes. shes like an anime character with a gimmick came to life to shitpost with her legs, she even has that slightly bored look on her face sometimes. instant invitation to my white house lawn tomboy fights, which is what makes this post very political.
You see, anons, there is free speech and then there is hate speech. Antisemitism must be stamped out before it can spread. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
I’m not gonna run away. I never go back on my word! That's my my ninja way!BELIEVE IT!
>>533951522Using the Khazarian milkers for cover is based. Women are expendable but Miller is irreplaceable.
>>533951602Good evening, kotman.
>>533951466well I didn't actually mean to reply to you but have an accidental (You) I guess?
>>533951560>If you eat healthy, you won't eat too many carbs.I eat healthy intermittently so I can eat like shit the rest of the time and call it "bulking"
>>533951591i know, kekjust eat the burger :D
>>533951610>You see, anons, there is free speech and then there is hate speech. Antisemitism must be stamped out before it can spread. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
>>533951560standing around in the wilderness wearing nothing but a black brief isn't normal. but for frank zane it is.
>>533951410correct. it is a lifestyle, not a diet. >>533951260gotta do both. unless you are 23. those were the days>>533950930i informed my mom that i dont want to eat her dessert anymore because of the sugar and its effects on my fitness goals. she being a liberal and never wrong took this the worst way and the next time she surprised me with dinner she bought one of those cranberry apple vinagrette salads with candied everything. maliciously going against my wishes. not very liberal but also all of the liberal
>>533951358>it's a steak and eggs diet, it worksdamn right it do>I'm home gym master race, all the gyms in my state forced people to wear masks for 2 years and I refuse to fund that faggotryinsanely based as per usual>>533951626howdy pinky>>533951629>I eat healthy intermittently so I can eat like shit the rest of the time and call it "bulking"my man
>>533951628Thank you.
>>533951602>mona kimuraholy shit, SHE'S GOT LEEEEEEGS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCjatO6sFI8I told you the japs were almost whiteanyway how's fren gibs comfs statuses
>>533948978Cool, when the fuck are you DEPORTING THE MILLIONS OF SCUM FUCK BEANERS FROM THE COUNTRY you lying orange fucking Jew monkey?
>>533951717I hope you had a good day and kept the mental niggers firmly at the base of the ziggurat. I know I had a good one. Sippin' some soju now. It's a lot better than I thought it'd be.
>>533951395>I half believe that account is actually trump'sIt is.After a while he admitted that it is.
My old man made an interesting point. This dinner was full of leftie press types that are wondering if they almost caught a bullet because they sat in the same room with a man they wished someone would shoot. If we could harness the dissonance, fusion would be pointless.
>>533951632>just eat the burger :DSATAN GET THEE HENCE>>533951717>insanely based as per usualty fren, glad you can enjoy my bemoaning having to have a modicum of self-control (the boulder just got that much heavier)
>>533951227>>533951256Henlo, frens! Has the media already reverted to Orange Man Bad after they themselves almost got blasted last night?
>>533951184Good awoovening!>>533951591kot is not amused>>533951602>look up “mona kimura” on the youtubesvery nicehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWiGqCvPuQc
>>533951773The total amount of foreigners in the country has been reduced by millions and the population of America is dropping for the first time this century, in more than 50 years during the inflation and gas economic crisis. Green card approvals are down more than 90% and desire to move to America is at the lowest in recorded history in polling.
>>533951502don't be rama rama!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1yeBmSFkC4
>>533951671>i informed my mom that i dont want to eat her dessert anymore because of the sugar and its effects on my fitness goals. she being a liberal and never wrong took this the worst way and the next time she surprised me with dinner she bought one of those cranberry apple vinagrette salads with candied everything. maliciously going against my wishes. not very liberal but also all of the liberalmake her watch you throw it in the trash in front of her
>>533951859>kot is not amusedhe's gonna wreck your anime collection for vengeance
>>533951842I think they're thoroughly embarrassed by it, but I don't think they're ready to give up on it quite yet. As for resuming regular Orange Man Bad activities? Yeah, they seem to be trying to shift course back to it, with debatable results.
Will you guys be tipping the government to help Trump out?
>>533951918Who stores their anime collection in their kot's sleeping spot!
>>533951871People refuse to believe it when I explain that Australia pays lots of money to develop any gasoline huffing and road sleeping media and enforcement
>>533951764>holy shit, SHE'S GOT LEEEEEEGSmfw>I told you the japs were almost whiteim starting to come around on that.>anyway how's fren gibs comfs statusesim well but hungry because i decided on a light bit o fasting. hows day 1 of the cut?>>533951792not one made it to the top so im good, but tomorrow is another day. its good youre good, enjoy the hooch>>533951835>ty fren, glad you can enjoy my bemoaning having to have a modicum of self-control (the boulder just got that much heavier)we all want 0 calorie food that also provides all the nutrients we need, its a universal experience, but we take charge of things by discipline honed by complaining>>533951859>very nicei knew all frens would enjoy her.its like shes tapping into the japanese gooner markey via legit athleticism. very odd gambit if you ask me
I think the kids will be all right.https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1777231839772300.webm
>>533951954This isn't new. You've been able to send money to the Treasury Department online for years now.
>>533951814we don't deserve him.
>>533951886i should have. i had to cut her off on tax day because she told me i shouldnt get a tumor removed off my dog. because trump gave a tax break to the rich. so obviously i cant afford it because orange man bad. also that it is mean to put the dog through discomfort. nobody weaponizes my dogs health to gain political points. also i do intermittent fasting daily very healthily and then maybe once a week i eat like shit to maintain sanity. work out almost everyday in my home gyme while wfm. its the way. more calorie budget for booze too.
>>533952074Ok but please donate, Trump needs all the help he can get.
>>533952029Glad to hear the mintal niggers have been thoroughly subjugated for today. May tomorrow be just as oppressive to them while you laugh at their misery. And thanks, my dude.
>>533951886>make her watch you throw it in the trash in front of herKEK
@1:01https://x.com/RapidResponse47/status/2048544309046116533
>>533952029>its like shes tapping into the japanese gooner markey via legit athleticism. very odd gambit if you ask meMany such cases.
>>533952028the road is for cars, not sleeping!we're definitely the same species by the way
>>533952091>also i do intermittent fasting daily very healthily and then maybe once a week i eat like shit to maintain sanity. work out almost everyday in my home gyme while wfm. its the way. more calorie budget for booze too.based. only results matter. find a way to win even if it looks goofy as shit like balancing like a flamingo in a boxing ring>>533952141appreciate the moral support as always and youre welcome>>533952201>Many such cases.very blurry strategem.
>>533952260Any time, my man.
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>>533951954>Government accepting donations I am willing to donate every nigger.They must be worth something?
>>533951997people who want their collection rekt>>533952029>mfwit was also mfw>im starting to come around on that.just saying, if things don't work out by 50, a sex tour of the shadier parts of asia may not be the worst idea>im well but hungry because i decided on a light bit o fasting. hows day 1 of the cut?hope it goes well for you fren, don't go too hard and pass out and hit your head or anything. as for me, it's 90% mental, just gotta remind myself that the mental niggers are my slaves.>we all want 0 calorie food that also provides all the nutrients we need, its a universal experience, but we take charge of things by discipline honed by complainingevery word and syllable in that sentence is God's own truth>>533952091>i should have. i had to cut her off on tax day because she told me i shouldnt get a tumor removed off my dog. because trump gave a tax break to the rich. so obviously i cant afford it because orange man bad. also that it is mean to put the dog through discomfort. nobody weaponizes my dogs health to gain political points.>also i do intermittent fasting daily very healthily and then maybe once a week i eat like shit to maintain sanity. work out almost everyday in my home gyme while wfm. its the way. more calorie budget for booze too.it's tough because it's important to suffer your parents but at the same time there is a line where you gotta tell 'em to fuck off with that shit sometimes>>533952157it's just good advice
>>533951773>SCUM FUCK >t. le based totally right wing not redditoronly faggot leftist use this infantile "insult"youlosttranny
>>533951228
Ba'al room
>>533951926Can the media go a full week without encouraging lunatics to murder the president?
Good Morning Vietnam!
>>533952430based and tummypilled
>>533952499
>>533952260>looking goofybizarre being shamed by parents for trying to be healthy. or anyone. i used to do pushups in my cubicle in a past life and actually felt shameful about it. one thing i do is whenever i make a cobbee in my keureg is doing pushups or burpees from when i hit the button to when it starts farding itself at the end. 25 pushups or 15 burpees. do something every day. feels good man
>>533952531
The Ba'al room will be a temple to the new god of America, right in the center of the capitol.
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>>533949811Only the poorest niggers on earth eat salmon. Only the dumbest are impressed when they catch one
>>533952560they're bulding it in china?
>>533952560hey can you shut the fuck up with your retard nigger shit? thanks
>>533952491After 10 years, no I don't think they will sadly.
>>533952560Interesting.Daniel 11:38 KJVBut in his estate shall he honour the God of forces: and a god whom his fathers knew not shall he honour with gold, and silver, and with precious stones, and pleasant things.
>>533952491Unlikely. They've got their heads too far up their own asses to even attempt that.
>>533949936Your a republican. You won't do shit
>>533952598He is right, they love to play with words. Take this for example:Trump's residence name is Mar-a-Lago. In Spanish mar means sea and lago means lake.From sea to lake, the beast rises out of the sea and ends in the lake of fire and brimstone. Revelation 13:1 KJVAnd I stood upon the sand of the sea, and saw a beast rise up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and upon his horns ten crowns, and upon his heads the name of blasphemy. Revelation 19:20 KJVAnd the beast was taken, and with him the false prophet that wrought miracles before him, with which he deceived them that had received the mark of the beast, and them that worshipped his image. These both were cast alive into a lake of fire burning with brimstone.
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>>533952575
Seriously though, why does a ballroom piss them off so much?Is it the military stuff beneath it?Is there some weird esoteric qanon schizo thing to it? He's gonna invite all the corrupt people, trap them in the ballroom, and [redacted]?Or is it just a ballroom and they're just being petty and dum as per usual?
>>533952286likewise>>533952342>it was also mfwverifiably myself>just saying, if things don't work out by 50, a sex tour of the shadier parts of asia may not be the worst ideawe’ve all had that thought once or twice but in my particular case i know that would lead to my horrible doom>hope it goes well for you fren, don't go too hard and pass out and hit your head or anything. as for me, it's 90% mental, just gotta remind myself that the mental niggers are my slaves.100% true, you are calvin candy, they are your mandingos>every word and syllable in that sentence is God's own truthtyand i know you know but dont go too low on your animal fats>>533952533thats one of the most fucked things you can say to someone who trusts you. in fairness they might not have realized it but still fuck all of thatand being real here, burpees filter my ass FAST>>533952713it could be a puppy daycare and theyd do this
>>533952644>Your a republican. You won't do sh-ACK!
>>533952713I really wish I knew. It's probably just because Tangerine Guy Malevolent is building it.
Any takers?
>>533952334niggers kill more children in America than that, and none of you dumb commies care.
>>533952713I see it as a place of worship, all the leaders are invited to show their allegience to the beast.Revelation 17:12-13 KJVAnd the ten horns which thou sawest are ten kings, which have received no kingdom as yet; but receive power as kings one hour with the beast.These have one mind, and shall give their power and strength unto the beast.
>>533952708Christ is King.Trump is Antichrist.Musk is False Prophet.https://twitter.com/DonnieDarkened/status/1527804590967619585https://youtu.be/6MwNkUOuCJU?si=JV9qvWoR0iyTNOP8https://youtu.be/6wG-skiCcCY?si=OVQETGhE434tK18Nhttps://rumble.com/v3e03qh-you-wont-believe-what-elon-musk-nanny-has-to-say-about-him.html If twitter link breaks:https://youtu.be/P28atO6i--8?si=yJi2-dsmor90qjgz&t=4313
>>533949615Very few will know what HEI is.Points? lmao
>>533952604>>533952613Alas...
>>533952739>verifiably myselfalwayz habben>we’ve all had that thought once or twice but in my particular case i know that would lead to my horrible doomI'd say being 50 and unmarried is already a horrible doom, might as well go full boer>100% true, you are calvin candy, they are your mandingosTHERE BEEN A LOTTA LIES TOLD ROUND THIS HYEAH TABLE TONIGHT>ty>and i know you know but dont go too low on your animal fatsw-what happens if you go too low on your animal fats? also, how are the animal fats working for you?
>>533952739>it could be a puppy daycare and theyd do thisYet they were fine with Dr. Fauci's puppy daycare>>533952745That's what I figureLike you'd have a better case for the Arc-de-Trump being a vanity project (though I think it's cool)The ballroom seems like it would be good thing to have for any president, especially for diplomatic functions
>>533952713They tried to destroy his golf courses and mansions, this jewish shit isnt any different.Idk how he has the energy to fight ENDLESS kikes.
>>533952745>It's probably just because Tangerine Guy Malevolent is building it.That's it, Doro. Trump could plant a new flower garden at the WH and it would piss people off.
>>533952560>right in the center of the capitol.Yup, they have shown their allegience long time ago.
YOU ALL NEED TO KILL YOURSELF. KILL YOURSELF. KILL YOURSELF. KILL YOURSELF. KILL YOURSELF. KILL YOURSELF. KILL YOURSELF. ALL NON-CHINESE ARE GOING BACK TO HELL. ALL WHITES, JAPS, AND JEWS ARE GOING BACK TO HELL. KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF
>>533952863Shhh...Wires don't talk.>>533949605The jews are using them to burn down and sell everything off.
>>533952914Acts 7:43 KJVYea, ye took up the tabernacle of Moloch, and the star of your god Remphan, figures which ye made to worship them: and I will carry you away beyond Babylon.
>>533952870Fighting gives him energyI think if he really did just resign to just play golf the rest of his life he'd [redacted] in a year, but so long as he feels important and in the thick of things, he'll live to a hundred or more
>>533952870Some men are just built differentBetter
>>533952973dude, I'm like a beaverlike a SEXY little beaver
I HATE LONG ISLAND WOMEN
>>533952713>Seriously though, why does a ballroom piss them off so much?It's because it will last.Ten years from now when Bernie FINALLY wins it all. He'll have big press conference in the TRUMP ballroom.
>>533952747apparently it was scotch for breakfast again.
>>533952826That's how it bee, sadly.>>533952864It's certainly a fuckload better than the glorified tents that they've been using for God knows how long.>>533952878Very true, fren.
>>533952863>alwayz habbendis>I'd say being 50 and unmarried is already a horrible doom, might as well go full boernot the worst argument for that ive ever heard but i dunno if i want to drum up the lie to cover the 6+ months id spend plowing sideways bubbleyum pussy>THERE BEEN A LOTTA LIES TOLD ROUND THIS HYEAH TABLE TONIGHTkek >w-what happens if you go too low on your animal fats? also, how are the animal fats working for you?well animal fats are best fats, fats help regulate whore moans and low fat diets will fuck you up.as for me its going well, just slow. i chalk up the speed to age and possibly too much dairy.dairy is low or 0 carb but dairy’s only purpose is making small mammals into big ones, it also tastes good and im white>>5339528641000% cool with thatnow watch this blur and me fucking off
>>533949658Curtis, Russel, Reimers.Do you even know where you are?
>>533953035Add it to The List.
>>533953097Do the Iranians want to be regime changed? Did the wrong faction claiming to lead the country send this out? So strange to keep acting like this. Even if they think they'll get nukes soon, all using them would do would give America justification to raze the country.
>>533952739yeah that was the thing. the convo was over 24hr and for 90% of it i thought it was coming from a good, well meaning place for everyones best. then the rug pull at the end just pissed me off because it was all about blumpfh. fuck that manipulative bullshit. burpees are criminally underrated. kind of like pushups. but most people just dont want to do them because they suck. which is why they work. same as planks. >>533952809yeah but that is why its fun. plus knowing about people calling him that is a charitable hint. you win the prize.
>>533953097>Axios
>>533953035Who the fuck throws dynamite at people?>>533953071>Bernie FINALLY wins it alllmaocommies always do their best work as half dead geriatrics>>533953136It's like something Bedouin Arabs would do
Still baking but this one will be my last.>>533952739Cat, did you know that if you kick a niglet so hard you break your foot in a dream you break it in real life?
>>533953151>dissame :D>not the worst argument for that ive ever heard but i dunno if i want to drum up the lie to cover the 6+ months id spend plowing sideways bubbleyum pussyjust clearly and articulately announce to your friends and family that you're going on a year-long consent-optional fuckfest rampage across the orient, they'll understand probably>kekbut not as funny as Jamie Fox recreating his conversation where Quentin explained that he was playing an illiterate nigger>well animal fats are best fats, fats help regulate whore moans and low fat diets will fuck you up.>as for me its going well, just slow. i chalk up the speed to age and possibly too much dairy.>dairy is low or 0 carb but dairy’s only purpose is making small mammals into big ones, it also tastes good and im whitethis is all very wise knowledge that I need to marinate on, thanks fren and enjoy the blurgo
>>533953035Looney Tunes shit, what?!
fats also really can replace fiber. want proof? eat a bunch of butter and you’ll shit yourself inside outITS TIME!!!!!nn all frens
IT'S TIME to take the Highway to the /comfy/ zone!>>533953305>It's like something Bedouin Arabs would doYep, and I like to think America has more dignity than that, even at the worst of times.>>533953369Thanks for baking, owlman!
IT'S TIME!(Verification not required.)
IT'S TIME
>>533951610It's love speech
>>533953466>00:00:00TONIGHTHHnn
>>533953466>>533953467>>533953468>>533953469They did it.
>>533953467YES!>>533953466 (Check'd and nn kotman!)>>533953468>>533953469Good job, frens and kot!
>>533953035>I HATE LONG ISLAND WOMENyou have no idea
>>533953466>>533953467>>533953468Nicely done, kot and frens!>>533953469Yay!
>>533953466>>533953467>>533953468>>533953469Observing sequential digits.
>>533953466>>533953467>>533953468>>533953469Hell of a weekend, stay safe everyone and God bless America and Trump!
>>533953466>>533953467>>533953468>>533953469Good job frens!
>>533951814Trump's ban evasion. El fucking keko
>>533949287Over the years, I've really come to hate the dipshit and all his dipshit fans who mindlessly consume what he tells them. The stupid fuck isn't even telling jokes, just screaming what everyone in the building wants to hear and they cheer like trained seals. Actually disgusting.
>>533953503>>533953532>>533953537>>533953579>>533953607Thanks, frens!
>>533949287>>533953615He peaked narrating Thomas and Friends.
>>533953650Called it >>533949484>Back to something something Epstein Israel something
>>533949029Zhi Dong Zang, AKA "Brother Wang", is a Chinese broker between cartels and Chinese companies that supply the CJNG and Sinaloa Cartel with the precursors used to make fentanyl. He was captured in Cuba in 2025 and was found to have contacts with Chinese diplomats in Canada. They aren't just criminals, they're enemies of our country. We should start hitting their labs, training camps, and weapons depots in Mexico with drone strikes. Sheinbaum won't do shit.
I have no idea why these people think attacking Erika Kirk is somehow a worthwhile endeavor?Its just empowering the opposition with a natural moral superiority.It just makes you look like a peice of shit.
>>533953739Yep, you were spot-on with that called shot.
>533953804ESL detected.
>>533953804>whyit goes a little something like this
Goed morning, peice of ducc morning
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>>533953880I just don't understand why displaying a visceral and extremely public hatred of a widowed mother of two is somehow supposed to make me vote Democrat?
>>533953804It's just another way to attack Charlie.
>>533953944whoa
>>533954021I should watch Zulu again sometime.
wow i just completely missed out on the reindeer games
>>533954106kek
>>533954106
>>533954106That actually is a great idea.
>>533954106>DO ITOH HOHOHOHOHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>533954021yeah that is another thing. so much they seem to do is try to make us change teams. all the demoralization campaigns and shilling. but then they dont offer anything of substance besides suicidal empathy and venom. but we are supposedly the angry ones and they the joyous>>533954106imagine the kino
>>533954106RUDEPOSTERS FOREVER BTFO
>>533953097Seriously, it's the 21st century. They can do most of this over email, phone or zoom. This is just stalling and Trump should start bombing Israel immediately!
>>533951087What is this schizoid posting. Guy is posting a town not unlike Martha's Vineyard, a small, all white, hyper liberal area who who always vote democrat but make sure none of the dirty browns they let in come into their community. Send them down the road to the big city or hickville.
>>533954171>>533954171>>533954171Like the sands in the hourglass so is /ptg/.>>533954171>>533954171>>533954171Go now, new thread, neo thread, neos thread, I am the last to awoo, and all aboard the battlebus.
>>533951123Get fucked your tub of lard. I hope your enjoy Tyrone's company.
>>533954106>Trump actually made the Nice Crew realWhat the fuck is this timeline lmao
>the fittest shillWell, actblue, what do you have to say for your gay selves?
>>533950080They believe in karmic retributionBad things happen to you because you were bad in a former lifeIf you help someone you are messing up their karmic retribution and making their next life worse tooIts been used by the brahmin class to hold everyone else down for thousands of years
>>533950619What kind of fucking retard would eat anything made by an anon?Best part is I wouldn't doubt if officer Eglin was at the meetup wolfing down jizz brownies....
