This is ideal. You don't need more than this.
This is also good.
>>533949370>motherlode>motherlode>motherlode
>>533949370where's the goon cave?
>>533949370>>533949428You probably could fit all of these in a shipping container or two. Shipping container homes are popular with yuppies.
>>533949370What happens when it rains, dumbass
>>533949529The whole thing is a gooncave, even the lawn outside.
>>533949370>>533949428>that'll be 500k + interest plz goy
>>533949370Ideally I'd like a room or two for my children rather than making them sleep on the couch.
>>533949370This is unironically quite a bit more than I can afford. I know the joke is like that this is only a few things but I aspire to have this much. Life in the west is so supremely fucked.
>>533949370Dude are you drunk? Why do you think they raised the rent on that?
>>533949428I notice you didn't forget the computer area in any of those.
>>533949370id like to at least have a bathroom sink, do you even brush your teeth you jeet?
>>533949370There’s no roof
>>533949370KYS JAMBOY
jews
>>533949370why the fuck would you want a kitchen that detached from itself? your refrigerator is across the room from your stove and sink, absolutely ridiculous. also your bathroom is right behind your bed, meaning you'll be smelling your own shit as you're trying to fall asleep. terribly designed home.
>>533949370That'll be $3k/month with tip.>t. landlord
The sims 1 was the best in the series. Then it became a girl’s game.
>>533949370But i need this as well
>>533950096Dude, that fridge is like 5 steps away
>>533949370>>533949428Now copy them to fill the whole area with all the houses stuck to each other and have more than half of them be populated by brown people. It is not only about the house itself, but the surroundings are also a huge factor.
>>533949428Front door kitchen is NO good.
>>533949428Also that bed isn't big enough.
>>533950096I find it more disconcerting that the front door opens into the kitchen rather than the lounge room/hall
>>533949428>>533949370Oi, fucknuts, stop putting the front door opening onto the kitchen.
poast more sims roomsthis is political
>>533949370At minimum I’d like my bedroom in a separate room to avoid making my “sleep” area also my “living/working” spaceBetter for your mental health so you feel less like a rat.
>>533949428>sleeping in the cooking/food area>separate room for a computerWhy? Just swap them.Do you like your bed smelling like oil and smoke?
>>533949370So a studio apartment. Or a prison in Norway.
>>533949428perfectionthe clown painting is a nice touch
this is a nigger free society
>>533949370When youre 20 this is ideal except you need cabinets for dishes, dressers for clothes and space for toiletries When you 30 you quite literally want more space, room for a pool table and air hockey. An outdoor pool with cage and multiple tvs with different vidyas connected for each
>>533951025Which Sims is the best?
>>533949370>>533949428Just make sure you dont end up in the fentbourhood.
>>533951152none of themvideo games are shit
>>533949370downloading right fucking nowI always wanted a game where I can just build houses, I knew the Sims obviously but the people management aspects of it turned me awayfortunately 1.6 GB isn't much to download and Sims 1 buildings seem decent enough
No.
>>5339511523
>>533951152last i played was sims 2 i think in 2008 and 2009. my laptop couldn't handle sims 3i also got sims 2 extension packs as iso, it was a strange thing - you had to install them like browser extensions...obviously i never bought any of themhere we torrented everything
This >>533951296 , with the world adventures pack
>>533950024if it showed roof how would you see the layout ya dingus
>>5339511523They packed it with expansions and the community modded it to hell and back.2 has a slightly better visual style especially on CRT and 4 still hasn't caught up yet
>>533949370I'd like some walls and a roof
>>533951208>game where I can just build housesThere's minecraft for that and you can build whatever you want and you are not limited by some game pre-made objects.I've built roman empire main square back in the day (trajan temple, etc) based on real 3d models of it.
>>533951621
>>533951637i never finished itbut it was very aesthetically pleasing with a good theme pack
>>533949428...for a single man.You gotta build another one to house your bitch. Like a dog house but for women.You may laugh, but this is the only future for women.
>>533950548Are you s>>533950679imming well enough in real life to afford the expansion pack?
>>533950810Real.
>>533951152The first one. It was a successor to the Sim City franchise and catered to that fanbase. The Sims 2 and onward was for girls and then later, LGBT.The Sims 1 had a very 1999 vibe as well and was very Seinfeld or Friends. Meanwhile, The Sims 2 was more like Nickelodeon’s Drake and Josh and iCarly.
I think we can optimize further, for instance most people eat in front of the computer anyway
>>533951700the looming temple over the main square was made to be almost exact how it was irl back in the day
>>533951711>a dog house but for womenThis is my kink.
>>533949428I'd sit on the floor like japs, though.
>>533949370I need sight and smell separations
Why are Canadians so perfectly fine with cuckshed lifestyle, you might be the only people to ever play The Sims and not have fun
>>533951818You would just further optimize yourself into jew tricks. That's why you spend time in chairs.Me? I hate chairs.
>>533949370I can use less
>>533949370Whoever puts thesw fucking tubs instead of proper showers in apartments is both brainless and heartlesst.lives with that
>>533950748>>533950810Fuck off.I am not having anyone over, so the faster I can get the groceries to the kitchen; the better.Also, good idea to remove your shoes at the door, so the linoleum or wood floor in the kitchen is ideal. Plenty of houses have a side entrance from the parking area straight to the kitchen. This is just a poor version that consolidates the concept.The actual concern is the one that has the kitchen go straight to the bathroom.Not sanitary or wise.
>>533951735I already have 3 chickens (they are still chicks) and this week i will build them a nice and comfy chicken coup.
>>533949370>no bathroom sink filthy fucking animal >>533949428put the bedroom where the office is, the office where the kitchen is, and the kitchen where the bed is.
>>533951152Sims 1 with expansion packs. Sims 2 and on is shit.
>>533949370Not having a wall between your bedroom and the rest of the living area is shit design and very noisy. I hated living in a studio. Even modern fridges make a ton of noise. When that thing kicks on it is very likely to wake you up at 4am. The smallest space any of us should live in is a 1 bedroom apartment, and even then you need some level of noise proofing between you and your neighbors (mineral wool insulation, brick/masonry walls, decouple walls with resilient channels, etc). Mini split for small spaces is a must as well. They operate much quieter than a standard HVAC system in the US, they take up less space, and they get rid of all of the problems that come with duct work (requires more maintenance, provides a place for mold and moisture to buildup, carries noise throughout the whole structure of the home)
>>533949370Why not just a sleeping pod and public facilities?
>>533953896Sounds like your parents raised a faggot.
>>533949370>needliberal voter outed
>>533951700nice
>>533950948If you said College Dorm maybe it would gotten me.
>>533949370this is the average mexican house for a family of 6, sometimes 7 when they deport your cousin.
>>533949370>Gary, IndianaEvery time with these bait threads, no one would ever move there
>>533954129This is true>can sleep anywhere after being forced to stand upright until 3 am regularly
>>533954163Kek.
If I was Prime Minister of this country, I would give every Canadian 50 acres of Crown land to hold as their property for as long as they live. No taxes, nobody can take it away for any reason, it cannot be sold, only traded for someone else's 50 acre parcel. Nobody would be landless. Worst case, you can go live there if you have nothing else. When you die, it goes back into the land pool and gets handed out to somebody else.
>>533949428>>533949428>no pool to remove the ladder so you can murder people
>>533949370Just add a pool, shove me in, and delete the ladder already.
>>533954489I see you, Jim Pickens.
>>533951218This looks like shit.
>>533949370Look at mr. Moneybags and his double bed. Unfortunately I still can't afford any of these thanks the government importing millions of chinks, pajeets and other shitskins in the 2nd largest country but settling them all in an area the total size of Tennessee.I'm just going to do a custom build using the leaf home catalog plans to save money.
the only thing I didnt like about the sims was it forced you to interact with neighbors, or otherwise your sim just gets depressed and cries all the time. Mine had a big ass tony montana house and everything, but I'd have to invite over all the losers in my neighborhood or else my guy would cry all day instead of anything else, or you have to talk to someone on the phone for 6 hours
>>533949428You vill live in ze cuck cube.
POST THE SIMS ZIGGURAT
Big farmSmall houseBig barn
best part is my Sim had this huge luxurious house to enjoy himself in, but was forever going outside at 1 am to watch rabbit ears tv in the shit shed I put in the backyard, it was just a tv and a toilet. I don't think he'd ever voluntarily leave unless I made him, sims was goofy like that which made it endearing
>>533949370>manbabyI need books not a TV, and a laptop not a stationar PC like a faggot,
>>533949370no sink in the bathroom>>533949428no sink at allWas this made by a jeet? shitty optimization of space>>533954380wtf are you talking about? even the shitty infonavit houses are bigger than that.
>>533949370>>533949428wrongtop-right is the ideal house
>>533949370Not bad feng shui.
>>533949370
>>533951509A likely story
>>533949370No fuck that. I live in a small place like that and it sucks. Having lots of kitchen space makes it faster and easier to cook healthy meals. You want all your clothes to soak up garlic smell and smoke every time you cook? Having space for a deep freezer means easier to save buying meat in bulk on sale. It's paradoxically easier to keep a larger floor clean. Easier to do little projects when you have a separate area for tools and dirty materials. Just surviving in a cuck shed isn't enough.
>>533954906>build top right>fill it with absolutely every single item in the catalogue that doesn't look awful>still have a ridiculous amount of room so just build a gigantic maze from the front door that you have to get through to get to the living area>always late for workGood times.
Add some workshop and storage space and I'm sold.
>>533954828>infonavit houses>this is what mexishits are doing with the money they steal from us.
>>533955141That's called a 'garage'
>>533955266Garage is for the car and the second fridge.
>>533951621Is that screenshot from minecraft? What mods etc. are you using?
I NEED LEBENSRAUM!
>>533955302You can fit shelves on the walls, and your workbench is deep in the back with the fridge. You pull the car out when you need more room.
>>533951218where is teh hot tub ?
>>533949428This one looks better. However, it's nice to have a room just for a spacious bed, you need a kitchen sink for that dishwasher, and the Sims 1 lacks cars which are required for American living.>>533949576It's more expensive to do that. Shipping containers are made for shipping stuff, not to live in. You'll have to wire it, install plumbing, insulate, etc.>>533949634They have roofs. He's just in the walls-down view.>>533951152For me, Sims 2. I don't really care much for the Sims 3 but it is the most customizable.
>>533955619no place for sauna. no free place for free weights. no place for humidor or liquor cabinet. nowhere to dry beef jerky. empty headed ass scratching gooners thinking they're minimalist philosopher kings for living like college dorm kids.
>>533951801>was a successor to the Sim City franchise and catered to that fanbase.No it didn't. Sims was not for SimCity players it was for casuals and women from the start
>>533949428>>533949370>no man cave for funkopop collection>no goon cavethis is not suitable for the modern man
>>533955074Pure facts.
>>533955141What do you do with a garage workshop? Seems like they're for Hank Hill types.>>533955302Why would you need a second fridge? Isn't the first fridge big enough? Shit expires so fast nowadays.>>533955949When Will Wright was on the project, the games had wide appeal. Shit went gay and expensive when The Sims 4 launched.>>533955086>>533955899The Sims taught millennials that bigger isn't better. More to clean, more to heat or cool, and more property taxes ain't worth it. You want basic conveniences like a room for your bed that isn't stored in the wall and an attached garage, but pools, saunas, soaking tubs, and formal dining rooms require maintenance and gather dust.
>>533956311Some place to work on things because I have hobbies other than jerking off and the second fridge is half full of beer while the other half is for larger stuff like party platters, cakes, or pizza boxes.
>>533955074You don't need a huge kitchen. You want a few luxuries like filtered drinking water and an automatic ice maker. Unless you cook for a living, you don't need a pot filler or six burners. And roombas should be cleaning your floors daily instead of you.>>533956442What do you work on? How often do you host guests? You can just put a few beers in a fridge at a time and store your cake and pizza in smaller containers.
>>533956442>party platters, cakes, or pizza boxes.Oh, you're a fat fuck.
>>533949370>expansion pack content houseyou dont need that you greedy selfish narcissistic goyim
>>533949370Most Americans don't even have that much
>>533956571Woodworking and just general maintenance. I don't want to take apart the vacuum cleaner on the dining room table to figure out where the clog is.And I mean whole cakes for when it's someone's birthday.>>533956609You're the one thinking of eating them all by yourself, tubby.>>533956609What? You don't surprise your friends with stuf
>>533956311the second fridge is a fridge from the 70s/1980s that refuses to die thats used as a storage freezer/drink fridgethe main fridge is a continual cycle of buying a new fridge thinking its better that breaks in 18 months
>>533954645dont you have to get friends to get promotions in your job?
>>533956761Okay, cake-eater.
>>533950137Based landlord, keeping the peasants in their place. Also, double it if single mother.
>>533956761>Woodworking and just general maintenance. I don't want to take apart the vacuum cleaner on the dining room table to figure out where the clog is.Fair enough. I just wipe down the counter and sanitize the sink after doing dirty work.>>533956913It really is the American way, isn't it? It's just expensive to have refrigerators running.
>>533950078I don't even need the spastic house, just give me the land.
>>533949370I like rain as much as the next guy but for Christ sake get a roof bro.
>>533951431>here we torrented everythingSame here. However this year glowniggers finally stopped our main torrent tracker that was over 20 years old.
>>533951152the one u grew up with
>>533949370>>533949428Maybe in apartment format. How are you storing your tools to keep the building and property neat? Or will you rely on gardening and construction services.
>>533949370>>533949428There's no clothes washer and dryer in the sims.I also require a small bathroom sink. A dishwasher would be ideal though not required.
>>533949370Can you improve logic on the computer in 2? The best jobs required logic.
>>533951187God I love zomboid. Too bad I am banned from the discord cause I said I wish we didn't won the war making me a nazi.
>>533951431I don't know many people who bought those games. Many played them though
>>533956970Yeah. And it was a real hassle too unless you had multiple Sims. You usually needed at least eight friends to reach the top of your career track.>>533954639This setup ain't bad. You gotta have an attached car garage that opens up into the kitchen. I'd give the toilet its own room because you shouldn't be doing your most disgusting act in the same room you get clean in. Washer and dryer could move into the bathroom instead. A dishwasher is desirable and your own office or personal room is a real luxury. The three rooms every person would like just to themselves is a bedroom, a closet, & an office.
That's luxury you don't need a bed and a sofa.
>>533957063>It's just expensive to have refrigerators runningcause you live in fuck ass yuroland, its like $30 of the bill at peak summer usage
>>533957212If you can't maintain a house by yourself, then it's too much for you. I'm not talking about hiring a plumber to fix leaks, I mean weekly gardeners, maids, pool boys, etc.>>533957239I don't believe so. You can find jobs, make friends, write to increase creativity, and repair for mechanical. Logic was limited to chess, a few career objects, and telescopes that ran the risk of abduction/mpreg.>>533957493Sofas are made for sitting or reclining, not sleeping. They work if you need one but a dedicated bed is much more preferable.>>533957562The bill wouldn't matter if you got solar panels producing excess energy.
>>533951152sims is for women. anybody giving you a serious reply is a tranny. seriously i have been around a lot women in my life and they all seem to gravitate towards sims
>>533949716Lmao based
>>533949370>>533949428>>533954906>>533955086Damn I miss those timesI want to play it again
>>533957142I'm still mad about it. You can find some bulgarian films and music on rutracker, but it's not everything that was in zamunda/arena. And the catalogue feature Zamunda had was vastly superior to rutracker's autistic subcategory sorting, not to mention public trackers like tpb and rarbg.
>>533949370That'll be 2500 a week, plus tax, tip, and jizya.
>>533958033Brings me back.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpSu7qIhMPQmy old server (the kingdom with the huge-ass wall is mine)
>>533957627Yeah my point was these buildings are too small to keep your tools anywhere. My house isn't big but I am in desperate need of a garage or similar
>>533958282STFU name fag
>>533951801Yeah this, everyone needs to play the original and SimCity... that's the whole idea. I loved it when it first came out. And all the expansions I never had money for.
>>533949370>extremely low quality off topic spammy slide threadthese always ramp up whenever israel does a false flag in to manipulate american politics.
>>533949370>>533949428both of these are fucking retarded that is missing storage space as in cabinets, so yes you do need more or you will start having shit laying around, so stuff your you don't need to own anything permanent, but please do consoom and take as much little space as possible so we can fit more consoomers into smaller space. only case where that shit works is hotel/airbnb usage, not long term living.OP is a faggot brainlet pajeet.
>>533958352Thats not a name, he's just a retard who doesn't know how to use the site
>>533949370This was peak Sims.
>>533949370And where do my kids sleep? And what about hobbies? You don't NEED all that either, all you need is to not starve or freeze to death.But unless you are a crazed hobo, you want more.And the whole point of the human race is that we work hard and do amazing things for two reasons. One is to secure the means for a happy or at least comfortable life. The second reason is haredr to explain, it is more of a compulsion that goes against comfort. But that is beside the point.
>>533959353>And where do my kids sleep?lmao>And what about hobbies?the computer is right there
>>533959446Do you have any ide how much space a kid needs? My son is only 2, and he already occupies more of the flat than i do. As for hobbies, i need a yard. City life is subhuman. That is not how we are meant to live. I at least want a space where i can do woodworking, oil painting, and home chemistry projects, 3d printer, etc... also, i play DnD with my wife and friends. Then there is the astrophotography, microscopy and the working out... all things that need space.Now i don't NEED these things, but aside from my wife and kids, and the job i enjoy, these are what make me happy.
>>533959970that's great but you're gonna live in the crate and you'll be happy
>>533958352NewfagSage goes in all fields
>>533951431Man of culture. Good times.
>>533954906I rememeber making "people mill" houses like this in the early Sims, so I could populate the neighborhood.
>>533949370what is it with thirdies and having the house entrance be directly to a room either a kitchen or a living roomis the concept of a foyer or hall so alien to them?
>>533951700I did only couple buildings like this.
>>533949370That may be just fine for you, but I prefer to have a roof over all of that.
>>533949370you don't "need" to live either. all of this is pointless with that train of thought. take your slave propaganda elsewhere kike
>>533949428kys
>open floor planEnjoy your kitchen grease in your living bedroom and your clothes constantly smelling like last nights meal.
>>533949370You wont get even that.The shitskin immigrants will take everything from you and leave you nothing.
>>533960409>smelling like last nights mealgood morning sir
>>533960053I refuse. Where there is a will, there is a way. Thank fuck i live in hungary, where buying a house is possible. I'm in STEM, and i just got a job in the military. If my understanding of how home loans work is correct, and my finantial advisor is to be believed, i can buy a hous within a year, with no loan longer than 20 years.As for pods, if i had no other options, i'd jus buy land and put a shipping container prefab house on it. Still a better option then rotzing in the city.After a lifetime in the mountains, i have been living in a flat for 5 years now, and it is suffocating.How do people live like this? Packed together like meat, no one actually knows anyone, there are homeless... and no yard! Who the fuck buys vegetables that can grow like a weed. Fuck this shit.
>>533949428GIBSMEDAT
Your house needs art OP
>>533949370That is literally how I live>>533949766because I refuse to sign a 30 year mortgage like this
Perfect if it had in-unit laundry.
>>533960409This is a problem yeah. I love slow cooking chilli and stews and stuff and it's just too much when your bed is 6 feet from the kitchen counter
> "All you need is a 5x5 box goyim"Sure, I can survive with that, but I want to also want to be able turn around, you know?
>>533949370> no room for kids> no room for any productive activityWay to extinct humanity, retard.
>>533949428He removed the second dining chair. Kek.
>>533961497Need to, or he wouldn't be able to get to the bed, or bathroom.
>>533961921Sorry, not bathroom, office.
>>533949370yeah that's fine, while you're single, can't raise a family in that though. and you should get started on a family when you're young before the eggs expire. add a proper bedroom and a couple small kids bedrooms
>>533950024the jew fears the roofless homeowner
but really its not even that houses are the issue, cheaper smaller houses doesn't solve for the fact that the entire housing market has become an investment scam. as long as housing is a scheme for getting rich we're going to have a problem
