Onlyfans is working on a uber like subscription service for food where different foods will be sent to your house each month.Mc Donald’s has announced a $54 subscription service to compete with onlyfansThere is a $99 a month option where you can get one value meal from Mc Donald’s a day these are usually valued at 9.99 so you get your money back in 10 days.
>mcdonalds>compete with onlyfans
>>533950145>I'm cuckin' it!
>>533950076Man, people will believe anything with text on a picture
that's a good deal unfortunately the food is very unhealthy with many chemicals so i will not be doing this. wake me up when chipotle offers this
>>533950076>monthly sub for fast foodnow i've seen it all, this is peak endstage capitalism holy fuck, watch the fucking goycattle start paying for it to, god i fucking despise you people....
>>533950145mcdonalds already partnered with snapchat
I think I have had enough internet today
$54 a month would actually be a steal if you actually eat goyslop. Isn't a single one of their new Big Arch meals like $20?
>>533950076fake news
>>533950145This thread was AI generated.
>>533950076You'll die from it, but I can't deny the savings.
>>533950076These stupid fucks would rather become a subscription service than lower their prices.
actually i've never been to a chipotle are they any good? i hear they only use gmo free ingredients, but i haven't checked if they're using any chemicals. but when i tried to come up with the name of a healthy chain restaurant thats what i thought of. i know people make fun of chipotle but why?
>>533950076Imagine eating fake meat?
>>533950076ahahaha here we go faggots. heres your fucking future.>oh you want to buy steak for dinner?>sorry, you didnt purchase the amazon grocery premium pass, this purchase is unavailable to you.>would you like to buy the amazon premium pass for $299.99 for 30 days?or you can pay annually and save $19.95!you either kill these faggots now or suffer forever.
>>533950076this is complete bullshit because it's actually an insanely good dealthere's no way they would ever do this
>>533950446but if they lower their price through subscription then you think you're getting a good deal and sign up, then you're locked in to pay them every month, and many customers will still be paying full price.
There really is a subscription in India but it's just ten free coffees
>>533950145The best way they could do that is by hiring sluts that will give the customer lapdances at their table or in the pickup parking spots. Prioritize single moms in the hiring process too so we can spit on them and watch them swallow it while I eat chicken nuggets.
When did 4chan become facebook?
>>533950076Imagine paying 100 bucks to eat goy Donald's every day...
>>533950076>UNLIMITED!>limtsgo away mcgoyslop!
>>533950446Can you stop stealing my identity?
I used to work across from a walmart and would get mcdoubles every day, after a few months I started having trouble getting my dick hard. This was at like 20 years old, immediately stopped having that problem when I stopped eating mcdonalds. Probably not a good idea to eat it every day.
>>533950076and in other news you're a faggot
>>533950599Back when the servings were big enough to kill a man.
Niggas gonBe HEEMIN timmys left right n center . We gankin dat. Hood eatin good YA HURD??
>>533950623>bitches about a stolen namefag>posts no pictures while claiming to same namefagYou snooze you lose, bitch, or should I say me.
>>533950446now they are using kitten labour, wow, guess they ran out of indians, anything to avoid paying a young white man a decent wage. back in my day we let cats live in our homes for free, we had the disposable income to pay a cats way in life without having to send them out into the workforce.
>>533950689>haha my jewish movies will help me forget I've never had sex with a womanJust do it already, at least if you do it on camera you will be recogniz3d for once
>>533950745Kek you always make me laugh
>>533950076>McDonalds subscriptio-No. Not doing it. Fuck off.
>>533950769incels live in your brain rent free roastiejust fuck them already if you're so worried about it
I'm gay
>>533950076>Buy subscription>Every day, go to McDonalds and sell my meal to another customer>Charge them less than it'd cost them to buy the meal, but more than 1/30th of the monthly feeCould I just do this?
>>533950521Yes because that's how gullible retards operate. And then McDick increases the price of their subscription service, because they all do this for some reason.
>>533950323Don't worry, something has to give. Either everyone will start dying off or every company will go bankrupt or there will be a great awakening or something. There's no way this level of bullshit "line go up" can continue
>>533950076Wtf! I spent almost $75 on McDonald’s last night through DoorDash.
>>533950076God I can't wait to eat maccas 30 days A MONTH for the most value.
>>533950911good goy
I’m gay and fat
>>533950895They keep trying to bandaid it by bringing third worlders into our countries.
>>533950433Donald Trump and Warren Buffett eat McDonald's every day and they're old as fuck. It might actually make you immortal.
>>533950753Well, kittens are more hygienic than pajeets anyway, so that would be a win/win
>>533950076It'll be up to $120/month within a year and then they'll start scaling it back and saying you can only get a McDouble, small fry, and small coke once a day.Screencap this.
>>533950880And fat, don't forget.
>>533951060I said that already faggot
>>533951125Nigger
>>533950893true. low price at first to get everyone on board. at first people sign up for a perceived deal. later once everyone is on board they can jack up the prices and people will keep buying because everyone else is. once they achieve "its normal, everyone else is doing it" status they can charge anything and normies will keep paying just to be normal. because a normie doesn't want to think and make decisions, a normie wants to copy the thoughts and actions of everyone else and always fit in. social acceptance through conforming. women are especially susceptible and thats part of why women spend more money. its expensive to do what everyone else is doing because everyone else is getting scammed every which way too.
>>533951160Kike
>>533950076Wtf is up with McDonalds lately? Their corporate is acting like a person with depression who's also on cocaine.
>>533951060I'm gay, I'm fat.and I suffer from erectile dysfunction
>>533951192Der Juden
>>533950076The McDouble patty is a 10-to-1 patty, which means it's 1/10 of 1lbs (1.6oz)Hamburger loses 25% of it's weight when cooked, so that means the patties are actually 1.2oz of best and a single McDouble only has 2.4oz of meat on it. Yet, they charge you $6 for it. The "Quarter Pounder" patty is 1/4 of a pound (4 oz) but cooked it's only 3oz. Which means even the Double Quarter Pounder is only 6oz of meat yet costs $13.It's a scam.
>>533950911they show you the total before you click buy. you could have seen that price and refused but you didn't. why? are you only doing it because everyone else is and it never occurred to you that you could just not do that? this is why its so expensive: because you'll still pay. any price the market accepts is by definition fair
>Have heart failure>Used to love McDonalds, still do>Fast food has a lot of sodium so I can't do it anymore>Imagine deals like thisMan. I really should use a healthy food delivery service. The concept is great but I don't want to die to a McCrispy.
>>533951265Based me too
>>533951265>and I suffer from erectile dysfunctionI'm sorry to hear that.
Literally me
>>533950769wut
>>533950391Yes, and it's not fucking worth it at all. No wonder the McDicks CEO couldn't even take a full bite out of that garbage.
>>533951305Try taking a potassium supplement.
>>533950261
>>533950076What. The. Fuck.I can't take anymore, nuke us Iran
and I really really like Boku no Pico
>>533951491>COME OUT NOW! WE HAVE A WARRANT FOR YOUR ARREST FOR ANTISEMITISM! SHOW THOSE FUCKING HANDS!!
I like BBC in my ass DAILY
>>533950145>tries to deliver your food>eats it>gives you a lap dance before speeding off into a tree
>>533951538That's a quality door.
>>533950076There's no way this is real because niggers would just abuse the shit out of it reselling burgers to the hood rats
>>533951577>BBCkike confirmed.
>>533950076>Pay a subscription to return to normal prices>Mcdonalds now counts your revenue stream as *indefinitely recurring* and retarded trading algos send its stock price to the moonHonestly if I were a CEO that was going to leave the company in 1-2 years I'd hype the fuck out of this. You can juice the fuck out of your books while changing nothing about your business model or making it actively worse.
>>533951423Make a change home boy. You have the power to do so.
>>533950892You are not getting whatever you want, they choose the meal for you. Enjoy your daily allowance of fishburger with salad.
>>533951724I've got retarded kikes larping with my namefag lately because i pissed them off too much by spamming this image, and also shitting on their jewess threads. They're trying to push their ugly women onto White men and they get super duper mad at me when I come in the thread calling their jewess gene stealers.
Birb above is a faggot
>>533951878Kike is mad, and guess what? Your women are still ugly gene stealers.
Faggot above coping
I tongue niggers anus
>>533950076>Onlyfans is working on a uber like subscription service for foodwut
>>533951990Same
>>533951843And I am telling you that you are the master of your own fate.
>>533951959>says I'm coping>has to larp as my namefag and call me fat and gayYeah, I'm not the one acting like a retarded child here. Nice try, kike faggot. Actually, that ED comment probably means you're a butthurt yenta. Only a woman would attack a man's penile function, or lack thereof. Come on, little yenta, post your goblin nose. Let's see it. Or better yet, post your khazar milkers. You know you want goyim attention.
>>533950301Literally every tangible object is made out of chemicals
Faggot above still mad
>>533951458It's good but ya it's not $20 good.
American's pay a mcdonalds subscription and don't even get the good lard fries
>>533952149don't be pedantic, you know what i meant
>>533952149scary science chemicals made by humans vs wholesome chemicals we picked up off the ground
>>533952152>Faggot above still mad
Queer above still coping
>>533952254Little yenta still kvetching like a typical used up hole.
>>533950076It's a hoaxIn fact it doesn't even make sense. The average person spends like 12 bucks per visit already.
sorry buds bring back the real menu then we can talk
>>533950076I FUCKING HATE SUBSCRIPTION SERVICES
>>533950301Good morning saar pls do redeem the tim hortons subscription
>>533950076Nothing is more jewish than the trend of turning everything into a subscription service.
>>533950689the glory days IMO
533950076>1pbtid>retarded premise>no linkIt goes in all fields
>>533951244That's bipolar disorder
>>533952435look at those goyslop ribs... I wonder if there's even any actual rib there or if it's just molded mystery paste
>have to eat mcdicks 10 times a month to break evenyeah I'm good
>>53395253654 dollars is like 2 big mac meals now.
>>533950076Young anons need to watch the movie "super size me". The guy that made it ended up with cancer or something I don't remember, but I haven't had McDonald's since
Hey guys! I’m birb. I post gay cat photos all day because I’m a faggot. I’m just as bad as break room.
>>533950076Why do you fags believe this shit?
>>533952532its molded mystery paste, they cook it by just letting it sit in hot bbq sauce, it was THE original mystery paste but now everything mcdonalds uses is mystery paste, their burgers are prob like 10% beef
>>533952590I was out in the boonies two days ago and there was really nothing around, so I went to a Subway and went up to the counter they were charging 13.99 for a fucking footlong so I just did a 180 and walked right out. I prob should have figured it would have been something ridiculous cause I hadnt been to a subway in years, but that's just, why even bother with prices that stupid. Just opening a sub bar in your own house would be cheaper
>>533952656that dude was a fucking fraud, he was a raging alcoholic which was his major problem, then eating nothing but mcdonalds and soda on top of that yeah wtf did he think would happen. If you are chasing a handle of vodka with quarter pounders it's inevitable it ends badly
>>533950076They will lose. Fattasstophes will eat Five McMeals a day and then sue them for enabling their 600 lb life. Quality will tank and McDonalds' brand will become quintessentially goyslop. People will be embarassed to eat it.
I am loving it = ailing vomit
Peek 'merica
>>533950145free grimace vore comic book with purchase of happy meal?
>>533950076>oy our retarded prices are driving them off whatever shall we do?>burger subscription!
>>533953236Hans, mohammed is waiting for you to tongue his anus
Don't fall for it. They will proceed by raising the prices until you won't have enough money to buy it anymore. They probably will stop selling single-paid meals.
>>533950076>>533950145>which way, western man?>roasties or burgers?Wow hard choice. Jk handover 3 big arches please
Just to wanted to remind you guys that I’m a fat jewish faggot
>>533950623>>533950745KEKI knew your typing style and general format had changed unexpectedly.
>>533952656>My liver hurts after I ate a big mac with vodka>literally fucking dies from alcoholThis was required propaganda in school back in the day. At least zoomers seem to know better now. That or they can't even afford alcohol lol
>>533953667This is perfect, prepare for imminent deluge of imposter anons
>>533950323"End stage capitalism" is a cope that homos say to each other that makes them feel better about being total fucking losers.Your dad was right about you.
>>533952441>retarded premise I bet you said the same thing about Klarna, “this sounds so Jewish it must be fake and gay”, yet here we are.
>>533952435old mcdonals with the movie toys and cups along with the playgrounds and N64s was fucking incrediable. Oh my god zoomies im sorry you never got to experience it.
>>533950623>>533950446kek
>>533953707Facts. And tell breakroom to khs.
>>533953866I remember that shit. It was kino af
>>533953866And no uncontrolled fuckwits in the McPlayPlace or McPlayPalace, ball pits almost completely urine free. They’ll never know the feel of going with grandma and grandpa every time they visit, getting a happy meal and then fucking off for an hour of pure fun while your grandparents paid zero attention to what you were up to in there.
>>533950076Now I think about it; places like Sams, Cosco and BJ's where you have to pay to have the privilege to go inside is kinda absurd. Wonder if Fast Food places will do the same.>>533950689>>533952435Take me back, I know remember the glass cups they sold.
>>533953904It’s a bit like pissing in the ocean at this point, I’m genuinely convinced he’s larping or should be studied for resilience after hanging in for so long.
>>533950076Isn't that the same company who's CEO won't eat their food? Who can't even call it food because they might get sued for false.advertising?
>>533950301?the leaf may be Indian, but why the fuck would you eat fast food.It literally fucks you up. Cook something at home…oh I forgot. Too many of you retards are no hopers.
Why are there namefags in a random bread REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>533954032It’s to keep out the “undesirables”, hence the extra-vigilance about card-sharing.
>>533954108Very annoying
I'd order triple cheeseburgers and just eat the meatoh and 20 chicken nuggetsuts fake tho, big fellas and big mamas would go through hundreds of dollars of food a month easily (in cost terms, not retail price)
>>533954108As opposed to in a regularly scheduled thread? What do you want from us?
>>533954208Take off the name, please.
>>533954240Eat shit faggot
>>533950145If Vance can fuck a couch you can certainly fuck a McRib
>>533954151>>533954208As opposed to a sticky or gen thread where they’re supposed to be used you fucking namefag.REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>533952359GenXfag here, back then Wendy’s was pricey at like $4.50.
>>533954428Say reeee again you predictable faggot
>>533954240Ok, but I don’t see what it accomplishes, how it is of any benefit, outside of ‘OPSEC”, which I am unconcerned with in this regard, as I am not posting anything illegal, nor would it be of any consequence/embarrassment if every post I’ve ever made was attributed to me in a public searchable database. If the argument is anonymity, my typing style/linguistics can be algorithmically defined and likely identified to me individually, or at least assigned unique identifier, which would seldom be replicated, if at all, and this technology has been available for anyone to use since about 2008, and heavily in use privately for at least a decade prior when it comes to en-masse digital communications, half a century when it comes to specialized smaller use applications.
>>533951677Bingo
>>533954428A simple yes would’ve sufficed.
>>53395007650 dollars of that shit a month will put you in the ground bro
>>533954559Post with the name Birb again you predictable faggot.
>>533950076It's so over.
>>533954240>>533954578You’ll note that I’m entertaining your request due to your having politely, respectfully having asked.
>>533954652Cope
>>533950485>please consume one verification can to continue
>>533950076>>533954758>>533954660>>533954652>>533954578>>533954198 (You)>>533954075How in the actual FUCK is a SINGLE PERSON replying to a literal ai generated thread like this that literally doesnt even make an legible sense no matter how many times you read itYou are TRULY completely fucking brain rottenHoly fucking shitYou are probably all bots tooWhat the fuck is going on
>>533950145They specialise in BBW models
>>533954904>still talking about CovidRent free. It’s been ten years. Move on faggot.
>>533954904>>533954198# (You)Take your meds, schizo. Your (You)ing yourself and a bunch of other people and going off the fucking rails for absolutely no reason lmao
>>533953866In the days when only whites went to McDonalds and the staff was high school kids.
>>533954001So many boxes of porn from the woods ended up there
>>533951305are you a boomer? low salt will KILL YOU. its amazing how you idiots believe jewish bullshit without ever learning basic biology.
>>533950323$60 for a meal a day for a month? Given that I just spent $500 for a month's worth of slop at Sam's club, I think this is absolutely worth the price
imagine eating that slop everyday.imagine being the poor kid at school whose class found out his whole family is on the micky D's value meal subscription plan.Just tax the rich and pay people enough to live, fucking kikes.
>Weimar phase: slop subscriptions
>>533950076These subscriptions will target the welfare and homeless class
>>533950246Oh (You)
>>533955611Everything at McDonald's is outrageously high in sodium
>>533954077You're addressing mutts, mate -- they don't even speak actual English; as distinct from some nigbonics infused, sound-it-out pidgin bastardisation of the tongue.
I would pay for it lol
>>533950769Sir that was a highly inappropriate reaction to such a mundane post citing the difference in pricing and quantity of "food" utilizing a well known cinema feature film as a place in time indicator
>>533950076Eating 10 Mc Donald’s burgers in a month sounds very unhealthy
>>533951423Ayo put my niggah big paws on a treadmill dawg
>>533956035Kek
>>533950076unlimited burgers
>>533950446Is that video real? I've never seen the McDick's ice cream machine work before.
>>533951487Wtf why would you let them
>>533950076subscribing to food is truly the last frontier. i only subscribe to the internet.
>>533950076Say I'm Down With The KKK
>>533954432>no one is comingGiven the number of anons on /b/ bragging about their goon/jelquing sessions, I beg to differ anon.Pic unrelated but this is an imageboard.
>>533951928I'd still fuck her. she cute.
>>533952359oh, those were the days...
>>533950076At least take the effort to not have Bezos in the picture
>>533951423Poor kitty cat. I dislike "shelters." If no one adopts the cat they just kill them off or worse (experiments which is really just torture). If it's one of those that doesn't kill of the animal, they just ship them to one that does as a workaround rather than just releasing the cat.
