Today NPR interviewed a musician called Jesse Welles that seems to be as astroturfed as Oliver Anthony. The host was also very friendly which also put me off the whole interview.>10 minute interview here https://www.npr.org/2026/04/26/nx-s1-5795566/musician-jessie-welles-sings-about-the-news-to-great-fanfare
>>533955432Yr like 6-7 months late for this. We already had the right wing backlash to insulting billionaires and the left wing backlash to Welles going on Joe Rogan to appease the right wing backlash.
>>533955487>Yr like 6-7 months late for thisThats good right?
let's like don't do war meeeyan
The guy is talking about psyops and loving turtles seems like his character was developed just for 4chan.
We knew since the Syrian civil war that USG pays money to produce songs that radicalize and shape opinions.
>>533955432You're such a little slut, advertising on /pol/ for free
>>533956671>pay for an ad
>>533955432Does he sing about troons and orange man bad?
>I’VE BEEN SNEEDIN’ MY SEED>POSTIN’ ALL DAY>BBC HOURS>FOR JANNY PAY>SO I CAN SHITPOST HERE AND WASTE MY LIFE AWAY>EAT TENDIES ALONE AND DROWN MY TROUBLES AWAY>IT'S A DAMN SHAME>WHAT THIS BOARD’S GOTTEN TO>FOR GOYIM LIKE ME>GOYIM LIKE (YOU)>WISH I COULD JUST WAKE UP>AND THERE’D BE NO JQ>BUT THERE IS>OH THERE IS>LIVING IN THE JEW WORLD>WITH A BASED SOUL>THESE SMALL HATS BEHIND THE PLANE ATTACKS>LORD KNOWS THEY ALL JUST WANT TO HAVE TOTAL CONTROL>WANT TO KNOW WHAT (YOU) THINK>WANT TO KNOW WHAT (YOU) DO>AND THEY THINK (YOU) DONT KNOW>BUT I KNOW THAT (YOU) DO>CAUSE YOUR DOLLAR AIN’T SHIT>AND IT’S TAXED TO NO END>CAUSE THE SMALL HATS BEHIND THE PLANE ATTACKS>I WISH THAT JANNY WOULD LOOK OUT FOR REDPILLS>INSTEAD OF CUNNY IN A BAIT THREAD SOMEWHERE>LORD, WE GOT ANONS GETTING BANNED FOR POSTING OC>WHILE ARI IS FREE TO SPAM BBC>WELL GOD IF YOUR IP ADDRESS IS FROM TEL AVIV>JANNY OUGHT NOT ALLOW YOU TO SPAM IR PORNOGRAPHY>YOUNG MEN ARE PUTTING THEMSELVES ON HRT>BECAUSE ALL THIS DAMN WEBSITE DOES IS KEEP TROLLING OP>IT'S A DAMN SHAME>WHAT THIS BOARD’S GOTTEN TO>FOR GOYIM LIKE ME>GOYIM LIKE (YOU)>WISH I COULD JUST WAKE UP>AND THERE’D BE NO JQ>BUT THERE IS>OH THERE IS>LIVING IN THE JEW WORLD>WITH A BASED SOUL>THESE SMALL HATS BEHIND THE PLANE ATTACKS>LORD KNOWS THEY ALL JUST WANT TO HAVE TOTAL CONTROL>WANT TO KNOW WHAT (YOU) THINK>WANT TO KNOW WHAT (YOU) DO>AND THEY THINK (YOU) DONT KNOW>BUT I KNOW THAT (YOU) DO>CAUSE YOUR DOLLAR AIN’T SHIT>AND IT’S TAXED TO NO END>CAUSE THE SMALL HATS BEHIND THE PLANE ATTACKS>I’VE BEEN SNEEDIN’ MY SEED>POSTIN’ ALL DAY>BBC HOURS>FOR JANNY PAY
>>533955432>jesse wells >new Jesus Christ board really is all boomers, he’s been around longer than Oliver Anthony kek.
>>533956864"CEO's come and go and one just went"
>>533956989How did you learn about him, tranny?
>>533956864has anyone actually heard literally any other song by this guy?
Jesse says in the interview that he posts on Threads which also makes me believe he isn't a real person.
>>533955432I thought we nuked this stupid NPR usaid marxism crap
>>533955432it doesn't work if the music suckshttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Pov0MKuyJfg
>>533957278>HE'S A WONKY HONKY
>>533956938(You)
>>533955432>"I'm outta tortillas again">"gonna get me some lil'debbies instead"