>A "banquet" served on TV trays while the banquet hall is still under construction>A drive to Shenandoah National Park, the worst park in the US which is couple a couple unimpressive trees and a couple picnic tables with RV hookups.>A tribal dance put on by some local "Appalachian tribes" (there literally are none, it's just some local white guys in redface putting him on)>A trip to NYC to lay a wreath at the 9/11 memorial then heading to the blackest most violent inner city school to speak to the "youths" and "the community" about sustainability.
>>533955686sounds like a typical day for most americans
>>533955686what sorts of things would you have expected instead?I wonder what the menu will be
America is diseased. Rotten to the core
>america has no culture, achievements or landmarks of note outside worshipping niggers, jugs and spicsand you're only figuring this out now?
>>533955686>Visit whitehouse and stealthily replace US flag with Union Jack before leaving.
Hilarious. Fuck that old traitor.
>>533955686>heading to the blackest most violent inner city school to speak to the "youths" and "the community"...oi mate, feels just like me home in ole londontowne
>>533955848Britain hates it's culture and it's people. Loves sand niggers though. America is at least trying to save itself.
>>533955686That Muslim POS doesn't deserve any better.
>>533955951save itself by importing more shitskins and sending more money to israel?
>>533955686He probably still thinks America is one of his colonies
>>533955686I didn't know he was visiting already.
>>533955813If the planners wanted him to see a park and meet with a tribe, they should have taken him to Monument Valley and had him meet with a real tribe, the Navajo.Also I forgot one other bizarre thing they are taking him to. They will take him to attend a 250 year anniversary "block party" in Virginia. Literally a bunch of fat-asses standing around in "BBQ, Beer, Freedom" t-shirts celebrating him not being their king.
>>533955813Faggots and Groaty Dick, probably.
>>533955686So basically he's going to see tarzan and king Kong?
>>533956044I didn't know he was alive or ever existed for that matter. literally fucking who is doing a thing. how is this something any American should give an actual shit about.
>>533955813He'll go for the fillet o fish rather than a cheeseburger knowing Charlie.
>>533956265These are the fingers of a man who always gets a milkshake to dip his fries in.
>>533955686>That's the point.
>>533955813>what sorts of things would you have expected instead?you know the typical English activity of child rape and taxing the serfs
>>533956076humiliation ritual
>>533955686Sounds like a dream come true for muzzie charles.
>>533956170Its part of our American heritage. It matters.
>>533955686Sounds OK to me. I wouldn’t mind doing that.