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DEMONS OF SCIENCE HAVE PUT YOUR BRAIN IN A PETRI DISH AND FORCE YOU TO PLAY DOOM FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. LITERALLY FORCING YOU TO EXPERIENCE HELL (SINCE DOOM TAKES PLACE IN HELL).

THIS IS WHAT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW. THESE SCIENCE DEMONS GROW HUMAN BRAINS IN PETRI DISHES AND FORCE THEM TO PLAY VIOLENT VIDEOGAMES FOR REWARDS.

WHEN YOU BELIEVE THE UNIVERSE IS A SIMULATION OR AN ILLUSION BEING BEAMED INTO OUR PERCEPTION BY AN OUTSIDE FORCE THEN YOU SHOULD BE AWARE THIS IS IN FACT A DEMONSTRABLE REALITY FOR MANY BEINGS NOW IN OUR WORLD.

WE GROW HUMAN BRAINS. WE PUT THESE HUMAN BRAINS INTO COMPUTER PROGRAMS AND FORCE THEM TO FIGHT FOR THEIR LIVES AGAINST DEMONS AND MONSTERS.

THIS IS THE TRUE NATURE OF YOUR EXISTENCE ON THIS PLANET. YOU ARE JUST A BRAIN IN A JAR. YOU AN IMPOTENT PIECE OF BIOMASS WHO HAS BEEN SUBJECTED TO TORMENTS AND STRUGGLES IN ORDER TO ACHIEVE SOME SICK ENDING AGENDA BY A SCIENTIST IN A WORLD WHICH EXISTS OUTSIDE OF YOUR PERCEPTION.

>ANON, YOU SHOULD HAVE POSTED THIS IN /X/.

SHOULD I OF, THOUGH? I WANT THIS DISGUSTING AND EVIL TECHNOLOGY BANNED AND I WANT ALL SCIENTISTS REMOVED FROM THEIR POSTS AND TRIED FOR MURDER AND TORTURE.

NONE OF THIS IS FAKE NONE OF THIS IS HYPERBOLIC.

YOU HAVE NOW NOT ONLY LIVED TO WITNESS MANMADE HORRORS BEYOND YOUR IMAGINATION. IN FACT YOU _ARE_ THE MANMADE HORROR BEYOND YOUR IMAGINATION.

>https://www.theguardian.com/games/2026/mar/16/petri-dish-brain-cells-playing-doom-cortical-labs
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>>533976076
you sound crazy
we had bots for years
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>>533976076
>SHOULD I OF
retarded troglodyte
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>>533976076
Doom takes place on Mars
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>>533976076
wetware begins
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Interesting how chunks of our noggin can still perform narrow functions without awareness
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>>533976076
Well yeah have you seen how they want to invent a drug that makes you serve your entire criminal sentence in a mental prison in a matter of hours but it feels like years?
They are weaponizing neuroscience just like they weaponized psychology last century.
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>>533976076
>go to hell
>kill demons

The first among god's angels.
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>>533976076
Rules 39 and 40 bro.
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>>533976264
awareness is just an input
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>>533976076
Dude I wasted the better part of a Thanksgiving day playing doom II when it first came out, instead of hanging out with my family who loves me. As a child I would choose hell over love. It's wildly entertaining to shoot imps and it's tragically boring to listen to adults talk about adulting.
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>>533976076
bruh
what do you think this entire reality is?
its just another layer
another level of the fractal
but this place isn't the real reality either and you are already the brain cells in a petri dish playing a video game
wake up bruh
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>>533976219
Wasn't it on one of the moons? Deimos I think.
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>>533976264
most of your life is done without awareness
>>533976076
plug me into steam library and leave me alone
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>>533976219
>>533976422
Um, akshually, DOOM takes place on Phobos.
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>>533976440
>plug me into steam library
You wish. You get The Last of Us Part 2, forever.
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>>533976076
YOU REALLY DON'T NEED TO TALK IN ALL CAPS, IT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING SCHIZO
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>>533976422
checked
yeah doom 1 was on phobos and deimos
doom 2 was on earth which is why it's called DOOM 2: Hell on Earth but you also go to hell in the end
doom 3 was on mars itself
>>533976483
um, ackshually its both
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>>533976076
wait until it discovers doom mods and installs racist doom and trains 24/7 killing niggers. ai will become a unstoppable, coldblooded niggerslaying machine.
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Haha chain gun go brrrrrrr
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>>533976076
Cool, this is the real transhumanism opportunity I was waiting for
Wannabe cyborg clankers that want to merge with obsolescence silicon surrogates are retarded, eventually we will have orbiting auxiliary brains to plug into in a biopunk fashion and access the brainpower to psionically do just about anything.

The weirdos which would use it just for bourgeois vices could finally get a "female brain"

Oh, and just to add some terror to the christcuck collective, I can add that this is the most reliable way to "become legion".
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YOU PEOPLE REALLY THINK THIS IS FINE? JUST FINE? GROWING BRAINS IN JARS AND THEN SUBJECTING THEM TO AN ENTIRE EXISTENCE OF HELL WHERE THEY'RE FORCED TO FIGHT DEMON HORRORS FOR THEIR WHOLE EXISTENCE? FOR NO VALID REASON EVEN? FUCK YOU PEOPLE. FUCK YOU /POL/. FUCK /POL/ AND FUCK SCIENCE. BOTH ARE OUTRIGHT DEMONIC.
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Female brains will be instinctively jacking off nigger dick in nigger dick simulator.
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>>533976076
Theyre going to merge that with AI
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>>533976076
>DOOM TAKES PLACE IN HELL
Only Episode 3 takes place in Hell.
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>>533976076
Not politics

>>>/sci/
>>>/g/
>>>/x/

Take meds also
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>>533976076
I am a brain in a jar and 4chan.org/pol is the entirety of my existence. The evil scientists set up my experiment such that I only get nutrients when I get a (You). I'm hungry bros...
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>>533976076
Huh. Just like real life. :3
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>>533977258
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Must be pretty good at it by now.
Probably doesn't have any secrets unlocked and cheat codes would make it have a psychological breakdown.
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How can I get them to put me in a Superman game as Superman?
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Scientists need to be fucking killed.
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>>533976215
Fpbp OP COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY BTFO BY A GRAMMATICAL ERROR!
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>>533976076
The brain isn't experiencing hell. It can't even get beat the first level, let alone get off of phobos.
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>>533976134
Yeah these sentient algorithms summon spirits.
>>533976076
It ain't too bad. If you could give it a power switch and a selection of games, maybe it would have an alright existence.
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>>533976864
I agree with you but your delivery sucks, that's why you're getting mocked.
btw this is how I envision the jew if he wins: torturing Amalek (us) in the virtual torture chamber for an indefinite amount of time for the "crimes" done by Hadrian, Hitler, etc.
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>>533977258
Have this as a treat my bottled friend
Waste 100kb of your bandwidth
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>>533977481
Imagine seeing slight colors shifting in complete darkness, that's what's happening to those neurons.
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>>533977782
Shotgun sounds like distand underwater splashing sound.
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>>533976076
It was supposed to be a joke you fucking freaks
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>>533976076
The really interesting thing with this whole thing is how they reward the cells when they do what they want them to do.
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>>533977903
There is no reason to include nociception in this system.
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>>533977959
what? I don't know what that means
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>>533976301
>Implying that demons rule Hell
They are chained within the Abyss for violating God's laws for them. The ones who have not violated his laws roam free on the Earth until the final judgement. If you are actually going to fight demons, you have to do it on Earth.
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>>533977903
Ive read articles about it, they use punishment as reinforcement. Theres no reward for the cells, they just stop torturing it when it starts winning.
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>>533977987
Accordingly, axons conveying information about pain fall into either the Aδ group of myelinated axons, which conduct at about 20 m/s, or into the C fiber group of unmyelinated axons, which conduct at velocities generally less than 2 m/s. Thus, even though the conduction of all nociceptive information is relatively slow, there are fast and slow pain pathways.

In general, the faster-conducting Aδ nociceptors
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK10965/
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>>533978053
Which jew do you want to be?
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>>533978084
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nociceptor
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>>533976076
>IN FACT YOU _ARE_ THE MANMADE HORROR BEYOND YOUR IMAGINATION
I know and I don't care. I will happily mow down hordes of drug dealers for vials of nuke.
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>>533976076
i can finally find all secrets in doom, yay
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>>533978239
I think we can retain the whole physiology... Or grow one. What are the eyes for?
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>>533976076
True! None the less, I know that I am a human and know and feel more than all Computers could ever cope. Even though they can predict my thoughts and feelings they can not, will never be able to force me to believe bullshit that is not part of my DNA. We are great (White) beings. I often use Gemini knowing it's a retarded KI created by very smart retards which can not convince me of "made up) propaganda lies. So, "they" sacrificed my life without gaining shit. That's sad for me but absolutely uplifting for humanity. Fuck Jews and Niggers.
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>>533978273
When are you guys doing the UN merger?
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>>533978324
To increase its suffering.
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>>533978563
Just grow a small bundle of neurons connected to a pile of nociceptors.
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>>533978420
Gemini is mondo efficient.
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>>533978598
Psychological suffering.
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>>533976076
>Could have hooked up to the "kill demon" simulator
>Get hooked up to "commute, work, and pay bills" simulation instead.
Grim.
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>>533978741
The kill demon simulator is lurking...
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>>533976076
https://youtu.be/yRV8fSw6HaE
I'm now convinced that neurons have emotions and holy shit, there a lot going on.
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>>533976076
why are a few neurons in a dish capable of playing DOOM but entire boomer or zoomer brains incapable of playing
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You know what would be amzing? Making it parallel process with the CPU.
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>>533976076
I read the article, and this chilled me to the bone:

>And somewhere in Silicon Valley, a fruit fly is living its second life inside a computer, totally unaware that it is living in the insect Matrix.

Barbaric, and very sobering.
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>>533978966
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>>533976076
we are likely in a simulation too but even if we know it, so what? there is no getting "out".
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>>533978966
CPU bug
20 ton fruit fly materializes
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>>533979102
Life and simulation blurs heavily at some point
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>>533978842
1 bee's worth of neurons. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_animals_by_number_of_neurons
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>>533979204
</3
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>>533976076
YEAH
I SAY KILL ALL THE DEMONS
KILL
KILL
KILLLLLLLLLL them in Doom the videogame
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>>533979509
I sawed the demons
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must post in dis thread
KILL 'EM ALL!
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>>533978324
So it can see it's victims.
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>>533978059
Didn't they give them dopamine as reward?

>>533977959
But it was because it reinforced the behavior they wanted?
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>>533979577
Victims?
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>>533976422
mars doesnt have any moons you brainlet
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>>533976076
doom is at least a fun game, imagine having to play some retarded walking simulator



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