This Friday I will have to report to the MapleHurst correctional complex in Milton, Ontario for 3 years of imprisonment and the possibility for parole after 1 year if I’m well behaved and do courses. I’m not going to tell you what I did because I might be doxxed. I’m white, not Indian or black or injun.How can I make it the whole year without getting into fights and getting raped? Thanks /pol/
>>533980640did you deserve it? from what I've heard canadian prisons are basically third world tier now, completely overcrowded with guys sleeping in showers and dudes always getting randomly murdered and no one gives a shit. there's probably a reason you can't find a second of footage shot inside any canadian prison for the past 20 years.
>>533980640The old Hilton in Milton. Say hi to Scarboy for me if you see him!!
>>533980640Lift and be cool with everyone you want to find some hustle inside tho something useful that people like so you become a valuable member of the community. Don’t let anyone pick you don’t let anyone steal from you don’t tell lies bo one likes a liar learn and play prison politics quietly. It’s only a year anon that isn’t shit you will be fine that is good time for lifting
>>533980640Don’t be a slob and keep your cell clean no one wants to live in filth
>>533980640>MapleHurst correctional complex in Milton, OntarioYou are so fucked dude lmao thanks for playing
>>533980640>might get doxxedkek, yeah they will add 5 years on top for posting on 4chin, just move to the US and start over over there
>>533980640Don’t be a bitch and you won’t be treated like one. Don’t do shit for others. Don’t disrespect others. You’ll be fine. Stay focused on your goals and it won’t eat you.
>>533980640sneak in a phone in your prison purse. pay someone to airdrop you drugs via drone. have those two things inside and you will be treated like a king.
Thanks for the advice guys. I’m so stressed right now I’m just alternating between watching anime and gooning. Won’t be doing that for 1-3 years.
>>533983669Good luck when they inevitably find out what you’re there for.
>caring about getting doxed when your going to fucking jailLulz have fun retard
>>533983669So what did you do?
>>533980640Tell us what you did right now pussy show us your papers. This is a G check I can already find out who you are what you did and get a kite sent your way before you even hit the fucking yard. You better have solid paper work or you aint ridding in no white car. Better keep your head low and mind your biz chomo
>>533984123Nothing he’s lying
>>533983669You'll be very animated when the guards are gooning in your bussy
>>533983669meh just think of it as a health retreat. we’ll read some books, get yolked and pick up some ideas for side hustles. jail makes you stronger, not weaker.
> I’m well behaved and do courses. I’m not going to tell you what I did because I might be doxxedYeah just like you cannot just say that so you can make telling your lies more easily
>not going down without a fightbitch you fucking stay on that side of the border
>>533984166>>533984303Digits dont lie 71502-066 BOP This is a G check Homie im shoot a kite to big dawg right now and have your skinny white as runged up good boy fucking nasty chomo puke
>>533980640I mean your life is over why didn't you take out a few cops on the way down?
>>533980640>I’m not going to tell you what I did because I might be doxxedthis give a fuck attitude is going to mind fuck you so hard in jail that you will spend every hour obsessing over what could've beengood job anon, you're not a nigger but jail is not for youjust pretend its an isekai and don't give a fuck for a few yearsmaybe work on some strength training and cardioI was going to say learn some punjabi but I bet its mostly white guys in jail up there kek
>>533984714this, put on a surprise vest on friday and take some rcmps with you
You’re the guy who knocked over that pajeet bike
>>533980640Kek are you the dude that shot his neighbor because he was being too noisy with a party?
>>533984714It’s only a year
rape the biggest pajeet on your block to show them you mean business. in all seriousness just keep to yourself and be respectful to everyone but the pedos and you’ll be left alone. don’t make friends with anyone until you know they aren’t a pedo otherwise you’ll be fucked too.
>>533980640Child molester detected.
>>533980640Surviving prison is simple.Never talk about yourself or ask about anyone's business.Never joke around or complain about anything if you don't have a life sentence.Never tell anyone when you are getting out or brag how short your sentence is.Avoid contact with most inmates except a select few you're forced to work with/cellmate. Never talk to guards it will look like snitching, never write or use phones to tell people outside shit happening inside because that is snitching.Take EVERY work assignment/progrumz that reduces your sentence.That's it there will never be fights because you aren't in the mix with all the retards trying to get extra time added. The #1 cause of fights is complaints so when a gang starts stealing food from the kitchen some boomer idiot will start yapping about it and get his head caved in.
>>533983669Better not tell anyone you watch cartoons, have anime books or put any of that shit on your wall you will be considered a skinner (pedo). Get a huge math book like Engineering Mathematics by KA Stroud. Get Hardy's number theory book.
