1:1:1 Chipotle to Chick-Fil-A to Crumbl ratio. This is what America should be.
>TexasNever in a million years
>More HOAs per capita tha anywhere on EarthHell on Earth
>hideous mexican built trash
>>533981044Everyone complains about an HOA until minorities move in and play loud music all hours of the night.
>>533980960ONLY 3.5% property taxes. Lol wtf
>>533980960Crumbl is genuinely a Mormon psyop, but you aren't ready to have that conversation yet.
>>533980960I was born and raised inside that circle. On the intersection of Custer and Parker to be exact. It’s sad how shitty and ghetto it is now. Plano fucking sucks.
>>533981280>Yes daddy boomer *lick*>Please keep me safe daddy boomer *slurp*>Your big daddy muscles and rules make my life better *glug glug glug*>I'll gladly pay the $50 fine for having the wrong shade of plan on my property>*Tears well up*
>>533981280the area is less than half white
>>533980960Just down the road from Jeetland
>>533981286no nigger subsidiesthink about it, if you're middle class and higher what the fuck do your taxes go to? what do you even get/need from what you would be paying?it all goes to other people who can't pull their weight. it's why nordic societies can (did before niggers) function the way they did.
>>533981404The lengths white people will go to to not live around beaners and nigs
>>533980960>goyslop is what makes dallas great
>>533980960>HOAsFucking dropped. I am not asking some council of Karens' permission to do shit on my own fucking property.I would rather live next to niggers.
>>533981280no thats when you call police
>>533980960>45 minutes to downtown DallasThis shit looks worse than a decaying soviet shithole, oh my god.
>>533981553and the lengths people will go to to bring beaners and niggers into/near neighborhoods who tried to escape them is just as high.>NNIMBY
>>533981404You dont understand just how bad it can get. A woman from my church posted her house for sale. It was nice, huge, great price. But the price was a little too good. She was on the corner, and the guy on the other corner was several nigs, several pitbulls, destroyed yard, no grass, trash, etc. They'd only been there 2 years and destroyed the property. So even with the sky high demand we have here in NC, she couldn't sell it. She ended up selling it months later, but if im not mistaken she lost 125k on it.
>>533980960Wow, ONLY 45 minutes? So 90 minutes back and forth that become at least 2 hours once you account for traffic? AND it looks like this? AND it's in Texas where it will hit 40C+ in summer? AND there are fuck all trees for shade, so you have to trek across the Walmart crematorium/parking lot where it's probably 50C+? Oh what's that? HOA will ensure I DON'T plant any trees for some shade to survive this awful shit?SIGN ME THE FUCK UP
>>533981305The Mormon church owns a majority interest in the coca cola corporation.THAT is a conversation that people aren't ready for.
>>533981617anyone who says that has never honestly lived around niggers. HOAs are basically the modern version of segregation tax.i have lived in decent places that get ruined by niggers or nigger-adjacent behavior. like chaining a pitbull outside to a thin tree wondering why it gets loose. leaving random rusted shit everywhere in their backyard and tires that collect water and bring mosquitos.
>>533980960why would anyone want to live in an HOA area? that's not a plus
>>533980960DFW is where good presidents go to die and Indian hotel owners get beheaded by niggers on security footage, all admist endless super highways and Bucc-ees. Its actually God forsaken awful and its amazing anyone would ever want to live there.
>>533981305Mormons will eat 2000 calories of cookie and drink 1200 in soda daily but coffee and alcohol is too sinful and hedonistic
>>533981553Beaner neighborhoods are legit comfy.Sharing an apartment complex with them is hell, but as long as you dont have to share a wall with them and dont have to hear their shitty music at night it is legit great
>>533981703>2 hours once you account for trafficDespite designing the entire city around highways and parking lots, Dallas has some of the worst congestion in the world, so it's probably more like 4 hours.
>>533981745As much as I hate the HOA, you have to have them now. All the new neighborhoods that go up have them built into the contracts. I think they might live in less diverse parts of the country
>>533981648Commieblocks are infinitely preferable to this shit.
>>533980960Fuck off with your goyslop. I don't need to live next to some industrial cookie shop.
>>533981699>NOOOO MY ASSET I MEAN MY HOMElol don't care
>>533981648The entire southwest looks like that.Prime beaner habitat.If you really want to avoid minorities you have to go somewhere cold.Its the defining traits of whiteness. Buy a fucking coat.
>>5339815503.5% property tax is fucking huge. On a $1.2M home, that’s $42k a year. Do even Californians pay that much in taxes?
That man found the perfect arrangement of the American economic zone and all you have is scorn. Sad!
>>533981648Its in fact as bad as it seems and everything else out side of immediate Dallas is suburban sprawl and strip malls. Visited last year to see in laws and tragically moving there soon because home state is a backwater.
>>533981280>>533981851You guys are Jewish. HOAs aren't a police force, they're an extortion racket that do fuck all, usually management companies that aren't even in your state.Had one for 15 years in Florida. The MOST they will do is send them angry letters, may even slap a small fine on it which the owners of the house may or may not pay it. Speaking of the owners, a lot of these homes are rentals now being owned by huge investment firms renting out to poo coloreds of all flavors.So, no. You ain't "keeping out" shit by having an HOA and they're a total fucking burden on good people w their hands out every year to pay their fees for nothing.Live in a smaller white town w more cohesiveness that the HOA Jews don't care about if you want my advice.
>>533980960he got one thing right. if you dont have a chipotle nearby its worthless.
>>533981950Youre probably just underage or you are the reason home values lower. Its a huge issue when you buy a house for 250k but can only sell it for 125k because of a neighbor
>>533981044>I want to park my RV on my front lawn!The only people that hate HOAs are trash and people too afraid to confront someone over a dumb rule.
>>533982780I'll never own a house so what the fuck do I care. I hope the housing market collapses to nothing and nobody can sell faggot.
>>533980960i can't tell if the tweet in OP was satire or not
>>533981280Only LARPing suburbanites think hicks are courteous and quiet. Also they fucking hate you and your 1:1:1 ratio, lmfao, the redneck 1:1:1 is Wendy’s, Pilot/Arco/Buccees (travel stops), and T-bell. Also owning your own property is utterly meaningless when everything you do with it is dictated by sycophantic boomers. Also, suggesting they move to Dallas is an insult they’d probably take on par with being told to suck off their father.
>>533981404t. n i g g e r
>>533980960Shut up jew
>>533981973Nowhere in America is free of orcs
>>533982686Don't forget the contracts they get kickbacks from and only maintaining what benefits the board. I was renting a condo in Florida for a few years and one rich based boomer made it onto the board. He quit within a month and told me they're pure evil. After that he started sneaking to the beach to avoid the whole clique. It's worse than Jr high school politics because theres so much stealing. It's really like a gang.
>>533980960>45 minutes to downtown DallasMore like 3 times that in rush hour. Also thats right next to jeetsville to the north im Frisco and Islamic overrun East Plano and there's a ton of Jewish neighborhoods within that square. >>533981317We're taking it back brother
>>533981617> I would rather live around niggers Yeah you say that, until the third day of living around them and you constantly have them walking around the neighborhood with their fucking cell phones talking LOUD as fuck at 1 am or their drug dealer homeboys come through the neighborhood blasting jungle ape-hop at 3 am while you're trying to sleep on a Wednesday night. Blacks are fucking LOUD and they absolutely do not give one single fuck about the sanctity of a quiet neighborhood.
>>533980960Crumbl is the fucking krispy creme of cookies...Abso-fuckin-lutely disgusting goytreat.
>>533982120They don't have state income taxes in Texas. They make up for it in property taxes. It balances out.> t. Californian getting raped in taxes.
Damn Dallas and Texas look ugly as fuck. Flat brown desert shithole. I'll stay in Appalachia
>>533980960>more HOAs per capita than anywhere on EarthWhat kind of ghoulish subhuman thinks HOAs are a good thing?
>>533982780Home values going down is a good thing because it means people can actually fucking afford houses again.I don't give a SINGLE FUCK if some boomers lose money. In fact, it makes me happy.
>>533982893>hey i want to paint my front door red>oop thats not an approved colorWhy dont you just let the hoa facefuck your wife?
>>533981028It's a nice area, desu... But the laws are cucked. >>533981286property taxes that increase every year. Probably not much a concern if you can buy a million dollar house in a gated community.
>>533981280And when a nigger moves into an HOA zone you get fined for complaining about said niggerRemember, boomers and karens (the slimes that run HOAs) worship niggers.
>>533984864But they keep out le niggers!!! (They actually don't because the boomers that run them are too afraid to confront niggers for any violations. They just go after white people for planting a tree or painting their house).
>>533982972Ok, they still have their house. Thats only an issue if you sell. 1 nigger nigging means people leave, vacant houses turn into rentals, rentals spawn more nigging. Its easy math
>>533980960I want it to be stated that never in my LIFE would i be able to deal with an HOA, village life is cool, my house my rules my fucking property, you dont like it talk to the shotgun, and everyone remains happy, LIKE OH MY FUCKING GOD if i want some dumb catlady bitch whine all day about a fence color, American houses dont even have good architecture anyway and are built out of foam, HOAs are a fucking outlet for jewish freakazoid "females"
>Texasalso, is that fairyboy excited about chipotle, crumbl cookies and HOA's? someone stomp this pussy out
>>533980960You can't go in there unless you have a slight indian accent
>>533981280that's because texas is a brown/nigger shithole. we don't have HOAs in the midwest, just downtown apartments in major cities have them for amenities fees. There are several million dollar neighborhoods were 3 story homes start at 1.5 million+ and they don't have HOAs or gated entrances because niggers are non-existent and/or know they will immediately be hassled by local police. hell, the cops pull over any shitbox with nigger in it driving through town 99% of the time. the north is very segregated and niggers know exactly where they need to stay and if they cross those imaginary lines they will get hassled. in the south and texas, niggers, jeets, spics and whites live comingled and it's fucking nightmare.
>>533980960>$1 million entry>eats Chick-Fil-A
>>533983167Montana, Vermont, rural Maine, many places
>>533980960yeah well how about the beautiful Buffalo NY>entry price: depends how many gibs you qualify for
>>533981028Texas doesn’t have a state income tax.>I like that because taxes bad!Listen kids, the government is going to take their money until there’s a violent peasants revolt and a bunch of us die in the process (probably including me). So take a step back and be pragmatic.Like every other state with low or no income tax, they make up for it with property tax. It’s fine for now. Retired Boomers can easily cover it. But the coming generations will be absolutely fucked by this system. They won’t have the money to cover property taxes.What’s more, the rates are arbitrary. Forget about the morality of increases based on rises in property value. Of course that’s retarded on its face when you don’t ever plan on selling your home (unlike unrealized gains in stocks, which you don’t live in and own specifically because they are tied to a financial value). I’m talking about the fact that assessors literally invent data from thin air. It happens all the time. Entire neighborhoods see giant spikes in property taxes. No one outside of those communities cares because it’s isolated (unlike income tax increases which by design hit everyone at the same time). “Sucks for that neighborhood; glad it’s not me.”Also, presuppose someone is out of work for whatever reason; laid off, injured, lazy (lol), mom staying home to raise a newborn, etc. A non-existent income can’t be taxed in those scenarios. But property taxes exist no matter what your employment status might be. Fuck you, pay me. Pic: average Texan.
