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>>533995910
Ultimate MAGA.
the only people trump cares about says this is where jesus is at.
>Losing Iran war>Public immediately saw through fake shooting>Went on 60 Minutes and screamed about being a pedophile"Quick! Pile on the fake outrage about Jimmy Kimmel! That worked last time!"Kek this is just getting sad
AWOOING
looks like a 2 alarm melty so far.. commies are so fucking pathetic lol
>>533995944Checked.Best baker.
MAGA
What's the word?
Reminder: MooDay
>>533996050Agreed. He should have hanged Chuck Schumer by now.That "arrogance" was a lack of Secret Service, not a requirement of conditions.And no, I'm not just like, hey I "hate" Democrats. Schumer is in treason.
>>533996104BITE! BITE! BITE!
>>533996079>source familiar with Vances thinking.....
>>533996123>the left can't meme #25,534,534,521.2The simpsons did it.
>>533996163wonder who just got themselves fired this time?
>>533996017yes it is now gay and stupidi suspect it was the jews
>>533995966Just found a new oilfield in the Ionia County, Michigan with an estimated 1.6 million barrels in it :3That's coming off of finding the new offshore oilfield off the coast of Lousiana two weeks ago.Drill baby drill
>All the shills clock in at 4:00
>>533996218bullshit, he can go wherever the fuck he wants
>>533996218>>533996079Now that is some advanced cope.
>>533996218baldy barnes really went off the deep end with the Tds.
>>533996218What? They're always taking pictures of them in the situation room?Barnes hasn't been the same since he talked Alex Jones into owing the GDP of a small nation in fees. In an alternate timeline he wasn't booted from the Rittenhouse defense and he talked Kyle into a death penalty.
>>533996249what?sounds like you just said $1.87 on a gallon of gas
>>533996163The article says it is Vance's advisory team. So either he has traitors on his team, or the DNC mouth piece The Atlantic is running gayops to try and make Vance mistrust his advisors.
>>533991780it's not the cool terminator metal folding stock, it's the cheap plastic one like mine
>Iran has to plug wells due to blochastity unless they immediately consneed>permanent reduction in output for the future >permanent reduction of source of below-market oil to Chyna This blockade is maybe the best military move of the decade, if not the whole new millennium. Elegant in its simplicity, absolutely devastating to our adversaries lmao
>>533995944>>533996069>>533996078Awoofternoon awoofternoodle >>533996104Nude :3
>>533996354oh. the atlantic is the source on that?it's probably wishcasting.
>>533996249>1.6 million barrels in itThe United States currently uses a little over 20 million barrels of petroleum per day.
>>533996349It's gonna take a while to set up so we can actually extract it. Plus our refineries are running at full capacity already. We are probably going to have to build some new one now that Newsom shut down the California refineries.
>>533996439i do not see loods.
>>533996354>The AtlanticIs that where the article is from? If so, it's 100% bullshit.
>>533995910Are You Applying Yet?Your Troops And Taxes Paid For ThisWhy Aren't You Applying?
>>533995910ULTRA MAGA COUNTRYmooday awoofternoon edition
Conductor we have a problem.
>memeflag melty
>>533996439gm fren
>>533995910tl;dr>waaaaah I cant take a joke and I have the mentality of a 12 year old waaaaaah
>>533996411Best part is that we wouldn't have been able to do it, if Iran didn't close the strait to begin with. If Trump just preemptively blockaded Iran the US would be facing major pushback and possible sanctions from the UN. However, Iran chose to be retarded inbred sandniggers and broke international law closing international waters and deploying mines, giving us the legal and ethical justification to ratfuck the entire rest of the world.Ya love ta see it.>>533996445Yeah, I posted the article and an archive in the last thread.
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LET FREEDOM REIGN! FULFILL OUR DIVINE PROVIDENCE, OUR NEW MANIFEST DESTINY!Our rightful land:1. British Indian Ocean Territory2. Canada3. Greenland4. Marie Byrd Land5. Faroe Islands6. Clipperton Island7. St.-Barthelemy8. Falkland Islands9. South Georgia & the South Sandwich Islands10. St. Pierre & Miquelon11. Federal Dependencies & Nueva Esparta of Venezuela 12. British Antarctic Territory (incl. Ross Dependency)13. St. Helena, Ascension, & Tristan da Cunha (SHATC)14. Dutch Caribbean15. Cayman Islands16. Guadeloupe17. Martinique18. Montserrat19. Anguilla20. Turks & Caicos Islands21. UK Virgin Islands22. Bermuda23. French Guiana24. French Polynesia25. Pitcairn Islands26. Wallis & Futuna27. Peter I Island28. Fernando de Noronha, Rocas Atoll, Sts. Peter & Paul Archipelago, Trinidade & Martim Vaz29. San Andres & Providencia (Raizalia)30. San Bernando ArchipelagoWe're Americans. We dream big & we win bigger. The fact is that we cannot tolerate unfree zones with the Americas. We're going to liberate our sphere, including:1. (Western) Samoa2. St. Vincent & the Grenadines3. St. Lucia4. Kiribati5. Cuba6. Nauru7. Dominica8. Guyana (eastern half)9. Grenada10. St. Kitts & Nevis11. Antigua & Barbuda12. Bahamas13. Costa Rica14. Panama15. Iceland16. Jamaica17. BelizeIn summary, our goals are:1. Enforcing the Monroe Doctrine2. Ensuring American naval dominance.3. Reducing housing prices in the mainland USA.4. Punishing outposts of tyranny in the New World.5. Improving the US economy.6. Creating Fortress America.7. Purifying the New World demographically via mass deportation.We already have funding to enforce border patrol for Marie Byrd Land, Canada, & Greenland! Let's move forward & fulfill our American dream, the dream of Washington, Jackson, Jefferson, & Polk! We'll see McKinley & Kennedy smile upon us from Heaven!
>>533996576you're a joke
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>>533996218>according to a WSJ report
>>533996458so you're saying that california just nuked it's own wells?what does he possibly gain by doing that? i mean sure it hurts the rest of the us, but it absolutely kneecaps california itself from a resources standpoint... and that's not how the game of risk is actually played...
>>533996411>This blockade is maybe the best military move of the decade, if not the whole new millennium.4D chess, amirite MIGA?
Shill bros...we lost.../ptg/ won...again...
>>533996354>advisory teamand they named the person right?
>>533995910Wow Trump did a false flag just to Get Jimmy Kimmel fired, based
>>533996717Their refineries, and yeah Newsom did that right at the begining of the Iran bullshit, intentionally causing the price of gas to spiral out of control, and probably because his nephew runs a green energy startup that Newsom invested 750 Million dollars of the CPERS money into.
>>533995910Operation jimmy Kimmel downfall is a go.
>>533996657>>533996644>>533996612>>533996605Blessed MMM
>>533996715>sources familiar with the thinking...
>>533996576>lefties cant even read or comprehend 1 single paragraphchecks out
>>533996287ironic
>>533996726The rest of the world could have sent forces to ensure the strait opened after we blew up most of Iran’s military power, but they chose starvation over assisting Drumpf
>>533996218Barnes is on the Duran almost weekly now. Pretty much a mouthpiece for Russia & friends.
>>533995956>You worship le kike on le stick LMAO XD>Also his fellow jews say he is in hell (which jews claim not to even believe in) due to how jewish he is
>>533996938i blame the dept of education.it must be shoahed.
>>533996964>MUH RUSSIAAHAHAHAHAHA
>>533996143There wasn't a lack of Secret Service. They just weren't hanging out in the lobby to greet this feisty buck. The only "arrogance" was his.
>>533996530I have no idea why a telecom company needs tens of thousands of white collar employees. AI can do all their jobs.
>>533996950>The rest of the world could have sent forces to ensure the strait opened after we blew up most of Iran’s military powerAre you implying the US lacks the military power to open the strait itself? That's impossible, surely. There's no way Trump would be too much of a bitch to send in one of the three carrier groups operating in the region instead of coping with a blockade even Lloyd's List admits is porous as shit.
>>533996091anyone got the butler version of this? it was something like "you're the best shot on earth, i trust you to fire several rounds past my ear. Also you'll be killed by countersnipers and remembered as a libtard failure, but Ill always know you're a hero."
>>533996715>mostly peaceful
>>533997025>MAGA loves what i'm doing>LOOK AT DIS INDEPENDENTS RATINGSLmao tard
>>533996950The British had one (1) seaworthy warship, and they did try to send that to the strait. Sadly it broke down four hours out of port and had to be hauled back. The British have TRIED blustering that their submarine fleet is still functional, but then a couple of weeks ago the US told them that they had five Russian subs just chilling in their territorial waters for six months and the British never noticed because they don't have anything in the water.The French have ONE aircraft carrier, but it got exposed because of a retarded midshipman, and so they ran home with their tails between their legs because the french are cowards.It honestly boggles my mind that niggers are still trying to push the multipolar world meme, when the last six months have demonstratably shown the rest of the world can't do shit if big dick America actually wanted to fuck them up.
>>533997139Say no more, I got ya pal.
>>533996411my favorite part was leftoids saying trump was saying "wells will explode because magic" or some shit, but he was talking about an actual natural phenomenon.
>>533995910Trump just being trump, hoping to get kimmel fired from his show to do netanyahoo another solid and get one of his jewish buddies the job.
>>533996229many such cases
>>533997170:|That's not very friendly of you anon.
>>533997204>The British had one (1) seaworthy warship, and they did try to send that to the strait. Sadly it broke down four hours out of port and had to be hauled back. The British have TRIED blustering that their submarine fleet is still functional, but then a couple of weeks ago the US told them that they had five Russian subs just chilling in their territorial waters for six months and the British never noticed because they don't have anything in the water.the absolute fucking state of the royal navy. i can't believe they used to be a military worthy of respect
>>533997041
>>533997204God i hope you are bullshitting here..
>>533997301They sent 207 ships to the Falklands back in the 1980s, Now they can't send a single ship.
Next up: shutting it all down.
>>533996833Where we are now:>time traveling AI contacted a half black indie game developer in California>it convinced him that he was destined to kill the entire Trump cabinet and the president >but really the time traveling AI was only setting up a false flag to get Jimmy Kimmel fired and have the new White House ballroom completed >only the geniuses on bluesky and reddit were able to decode this dastardly evil time traveling AI plot that was most definitely the work of the guy they call the "retarded orange cheeto man"Yes, yes. It all makes perfect sense now!
>>533997240based and magapilled
>>533996336>>533996347>>533996715>>533996964you stupid dumbfucks don't realize he's replying a post from trump's greatest ally.
>>533996218>no one believes the fake news anymore so now i'll try repeating it but get zero engagement toolol lmao even
>>533997204Remember when Yuropoors on /pol/ were blustering about how the EU was going to fight America for Greenland and win?
>>533996411checked
>>533995910It really is Melty Monday lmao
>>533997181independents are what won trump 2024 you fucking imbecile.
>>533997120No, retard-kunMy point was that if the rest of the globe weren’t such utter faggots and applied unified pressure, Iran probably would have folded rather than fire on the military vessels of a dozen other euro and azn countriesTheir gutlessness is exactly why Irannies feel confident to slide up on dinghies and harass jeet and Greek cargo
>DTS and the tranny janny are still MIAWew! I think the dork poster called it! I'll hold off on any mockery until tonight.
>>533997257Wait, do you actually not know that jimmy Kimmel is jewish?
>>533997407Right now Denmark is the closest thing to an actual naval power in Europe, and that is just because their king liked to LARP as an Admiral before he took the throne, and so he at least tries to maintain his Navy.Not even going to get into the absolute shitshow that is the EU's F126 Frigate project that got completely ratfucked by Danish and German autism and sabatoge, putting them back at square one after wasting a decade and 10 billion euros for absolutely nothing.
>>533997722>Iran probably would have foldedsource: me, a random NEET trump shill who posts "AWOOOO" in trump threads for 10 years straight.
>>533997636The weak dog barks the loudest.
>>533996354Has The Atlantic ever published a true story?
HAIL KING TRUMPHAIL MAGAOWN THE LIBSDESTROY THE LEFT
>>533997636That's the entire position of the US on the subject of Greenland. They're worried that Russia or China will quite literally land with a military contingent and just take it because Denmark and the EU would rather stay neutral and not fight. But these euro faggots hate Trump so much that they won't even negotiate on any kind of agreement with the US. They'd rather see Russia or China just steal it.
>>533997804Im sorry but a claim that Royal fucking Navy has one working ship needs more evidence.>>533997807>shitskins would never fold if the entire White west kicked them in their balls and they couldnt count on US being "exhausted" and it being amplified by globohomo traitorsKill yourself.
Say, why hasn’t Iran deployed the whirlpool generators yet? I thought the IRGC categorically refused to negotiate with Amerikkka?
>>533997412GOOD.i hope every single one of those shit brown niggers fucking STARVES from not being able to work.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLvsnkQtZLI
>>533997497mate i follow him on twatter.i see what he posts.
>>533996439https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvL1339luv0
>>533997775I didn't knew that
>>533996950>the rest of the world should have been dragged into the jewish war trump was commanded to startLmfaoYou miggers are unreal.
>>533997957The rest of the world is simultaneously powerless in the face of the US and also the US is powerless in the fact of a third world country that's been sanctioned for 47 years and needs the rest of the world to help themDamn, maybe Trump should have actually put together a comprehensive coalition before going to war instead of letting Bibi take the wheel? Surely he couldn't be more of a retard than Bush who even as dumb as he was was capable of doing that.
>>533997897I hate EU
>>533998024i had never seen that.my life is now compleat.
>>533998182>of letting Bibi take the wheelAnd other silly stories you tell yourself.
Well now they’re sitting in the cuck chair and Trumo is running things his way regardless lol
>>533998182>US is powerless
>>533997775jimmy is jewish? i thought italian or something
>>533996946Cernovich is a demoralization grifter. Pretty sure he didn't vote for Trump in 2024.
>>533998271Was Marco Rubio lying when he said Israel was going to attack Iran so we had to join in to defend them?Was the WH website lying when they said we needed to go to war with Iran to defend Israel?
>>533998322KEK
>>533997957>For years, the steady contraction of the RN has occurred largely out of public sight. Fleet numbers fell gradually, older vessels were retired and replacement programmes stretched across decades. While this erosion was obvious to those following naval policy closely, it remained on the fringes of the national conversation.>Events over the past few weeks have changed that. The confused reaction to rising tensions in the Middle East, combined with the difficulty of rapidly deploying a single destroyer, has forced a much broader debate about the true state of Britain’s maritime power. Even traditionally defence-sceptical media outlets have begun asking why a leading naval nation struggles to field ships at short notice.30 Years of HURThttps://www.navylookout.com/britain-wakes-up-to-the-condition-of-its-navy/
>>533995910Jimmy is a power bottom. Facts.
>>533997984THE WHIRLPOOL GENERATORS
>>533998383>Was Marco Rubio lying when he said Israel was going to attack Iran so we had to join in to defend them?No we defended ourselves you zoomer
>>533998224I feel you. They keep going from sinister to clownworld incompetent. We've got our own version of that here in the US, unfortunately.
Jimmy Kimmel needs to be put in prison as a warning to all the other retard celebrities who think they can keep talking about blowing up the white house.
>>533998453You don’t believe that, which is fine because no one else does either.
>>533998440AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASOOOOO DIZZY!!!!
>>533998322>doon doon make big boom boom, i winrar>no, I have not achieved any of my strategic objectives, why do you askThis is the audience Trump is speaking to when he says we would have won Vietnam if we just drop more boom boom and commit more war crime
>>533998440>Iran unleashes dead sea scrollsAre we in trouble?
>>533998392Sweet mother of god..>>533998383>more shitskin cope
>>533998497Do you not know what Rubio actually said? We preempted their attack on us.
>>533998282The xi chair is getting pretty full tee bee haitch
>>533996411>Elegant in its simplicity, absolutely devastating to our adversariesYes, it’s fucking beautiful
>>533996079Curt Mills is transitioning. I just can’t tell if it’s MtF or FtM.
>>533998478IMPRISON JIMMY!
>>533998585>israel was going to attack Iran and we’d be hit in return, so we hit them firstThanks for proving me and the other anon right when we claim that the war was started at Israel’s command.
>>533998585whatever, the concern for us is Uranium, idaf if they want to charge for the strait, that's taxing people that aren't me for the most part.yeah, if Exxon/Marathon was a thing?I'm not even sure who owns most of the US oil companies, I think they're Saudi.
Imma go drive to the gas station and pick up some beer. You boys better behave while I am gone, ya hear?>>533998556The consequences will never be the same.
>>533997025Fuck yeah. MAGATotal goatfucker death.
>>533998714Israel was going to unilaterally KILL THE AYATOLLAH. Should we have just waited to get attacked? We decided to preempt Iran's attack on us. This isn't hard unless you're a zoomer groyper who has the IQ of 90
>>533996411>blochastityWhat? >>533996596The UN can't impose sanctions on the US because we have veto power on the sanctions body as one of the world's leading nations. It's the same reason UN sanctions against Russia have never been imposed.
America lost the war. The Empire is crumbling. And the guy who promised to restore America to its former glory has made it all happen. Ironic. Perhaps the neocon weren't so bad after all.
>>533996091If this assassination attempt was a false flag they would have killed him
i hate slow news days, because then the shills just put on a rerun episode.
>>533998332You're thinking of Adam Carolla, his Man Show co-star. Coincidentally the Italian went on to remain based and redpilled to this very day while the jew sold out and became a dickless cuck
>>533998821Professional carpet muncher
>>533998524>strategic objectiveslike salamifying the then leadership?turning their navy into reefs?disassembling any missile launcher that pops it`s head out?turning back chink oil imports?
>>533998783>Israel was going to unilaterally KILL THE AYATOLLAH.No, they did the same thing they did to Clinton, Bush, Obama, and Biden and said they were totally going to attack Iran without us. Except all of them said no and Israel immediately pussied out, meanwhile the guy mentored by a gay jew, whose brother converted to judaism and who sold his daughters to kikes said I'M ALL IN and the rest is history
>>533998966>Bush, Obama, and Biden did nothing with Israelyou zoomers are such brain dead retards
>>533999029Did any of them start a direct war with Iran, yes or no?
>>533998524>war crime
>>533998855I used to listen to both of them on KROQ back in the day, They were both smaller parts of a larger morning show, even then, Kimmel was always the worst one.
>>533999088obama gave pallets of cash to iran.
>>533998440i remember that film
The orders to the murder came from:1539 29th StGeorgetown NeighborhoodWashington DC.
>>533999088No they just started wars in Iraq, Afghanistan, Sudan, Somalia, Libya, Syria, Lebanon, and Gaza; oh and under Biden they were helping Israel attack Iran.
Estimates on a napkinCountry Workforce U.S. % (est.) U.S. Workers (est.)UAE ~110,000 1–2% 1,100–2,200Saudi Arabia ~275,000 0.3–0.8% 800–2,200Kuwait ~95,000 0.5–1% 475–950Qatar ~45,000 ~1% 400–600Oman ~45,000 0.2–0.4% 90–180Bahrain ~7,000 10–30Iraq ~110,000 ≈0% 0–20Iran ~200,000 0% 0anyone have better information?
>>533996596
>>533998966
>>533999124Which ended up being a fraction of what Trump has spent on failing to stop Iran's nuclear program (unlike Obama) and made the kikes so upset they spend hundreds of millions to get Trump elected so he could tear up the deal>>533999145>but what about OTHER WAR
>>533999296you zoomers are genuinely some of the dumbest people in human history
>533998820>all of Iran's leaders are dead>their military is in shambles >their ability to sell oil is gone>their currency is worthless >their economy is in freefall>their people are forced to ration everyday necessities >they can no longer produce weapons >their drones and missile stockpiles are depleted This is what they call "winning"
>>533999134I actually saw one of those turtle boat things when I was in Korea. They had it set up in the Incheon International Airport years and years ago. It was really cool.
>>533999317They were babies when obongo was president
>>533998829Even on news worthy days shills repeat the same shitIt takes at least a day or two before they get their new talking points
>>533999317The dumbest people in the history are the guys who still try to convince themselves the man who called himself the first jewish president, takes their money, sold them his daughters, fights their wars, calls himself their greatest protector and speaking lovingly of their religious leaders is secretly fighting them
>>533999362they've spent almost 10 trillion dollars in wars for israel, but drumpf amirite?
>>533999139 here20007 is the ZIP address.Give them what the law says about that.
>>533999431you voted for the indian woman married to a jew who helped Israel >invade Gaza>invade Lebanon>invade Syria>bomb Yemen>bomb IranIf you liberal zoomers weren't such fucking retards people would take you seriously.
>533999431>recaps the usual shill bullshit talking pointsI half expected this post to have the regular shill "trump poses with lgbt for trump flag" picture.
i thought internet grifters were bad but really the big money is in 501c3 and did you know this? you can just be on all the boards and make all the moneys while doing nothing to advance your purported agenda, so long as you have the media blowing smoke up everyone's ass.https://amgreatness.com/2026/04/27/leftist-responsible-lending-group-that-rushed-to-defend-alleged-splc-fraud-shares-board-member-and-founding-ties/>>533999419yeah that sounds about right.
inb4 I didn't le vote because drumpf
>>533999432And also in the other wars, you retard, or do you think 26k bombs were free, fucking nigger, Obama didn’t save any money, and he spent it on Israel too see>>533999210
>>533997454its all coming together now
>>533999431Schumer has defunded DHS, which operates TSA, the Secret Service, and the Coast Guard, among others, in the lead up to the 250th Birthday of the US, and the World Cup games.What weren't you saying about what you're doing?
>During his 2024 presidential campaign, Donald Trump repeatedly stated on Truth Social and at various events that a victory for Kamala Harris would lead to the destruction of Israel. >Key claims made by Trump regarding this include:>Prediction of Destruction: Trump asserted that if Harris became president, Israel would "cease to exist" within one to two years.>"Comrade Kamala" Label: He frequently used the nickname "Comrade Kamala" and claimed she is the candidate of forces wanting to "destroy Western civilization," particularly Israel and Jewish people.>Abandonment Allegations: Trump warned Jewish donors that Harris would "totally abandon" Israel, allowing "terrorist armies" to drive Jews out of the Holy Land.
>>533999444 hereFor KUBARK-ing them good, idk, a shitload of Vyvanse helps.
>>533999754
i'm just waiting for this fat fuck to have a cardiac event, he looks like a greasy meatball and shouldn't be talking tough when just getting him off the pot is considered an industrial incident.https://pjmedia.com/victoria-taft/2026/04/27/shorter-pritzker-trump-deserved-it-n4952251
>>533999659>"I can't believe a black man had the courage to take the blame for a mentally challlenged crippled transwomyn of nucolor that identifies hymnself as Aphrodite reborn! So daring and brave!"
Good awoofternoon my dudes
>>533999915ULTRA MAGA
>>533999915Good awoofternoon fren
>>533999999God fucking dammit one off
>>533999915Welcome to the monkey house, fren
Trump and Melania greet Taqiyya Charleshttps://x.com/RapidResponse47/status/204886164853480270640oz of Steel Reserve acquired.>>533999340>The leader was killed>And the first, second, and third ranks were killed>Rocket platoforms were destroyed>Air force weaponry was destroyed>Navy reduced to a handful of speedboats with DShK pintel mounted on the bows>Bridges destoyed>Railways destroyed>Factories destroyed>Nuclear facilities destroyed>Closure of the strait was turned into a blockade slowly strangling Iran to deathAnd thus, Iran emerged victorious>>533997454Trump derangement is almost as delusional as jewsperging. In the eyes of doomers and thirdworlders, Trump is both the single most powerful existence on earth able to control every out come, plot years in advance, and pull of the most elaborate conspiracies imaginable right in front of the eyes of his 500 harshes critics, whilst simultaneously being a mentally ill old man, deeply into dementia, who is incapable or using the bathroom by himself, and doesn't know where he is at any given moment.In the eyes of retarded brown nigger cattle Trump is both a god wielding hithertoo unimaginable powers, and a helpless wretch completely at the mercies of a cruel and uncaring universe.>>533999915How ya doing today buddy?
Trump is currently right now telling little guy king charlie that the Malvinas are no longer his over tea and crumpetsTrump should make this process as painful and humiliating to the english as possible
Y'all owning the libs?
>>533999915Good awoofternoon fren!
Probably the last article for now on this sleepy monday:I had no idea this was a thing:>“A store collects data on you as an individual shopper. It looks at how often you browse certain products, what neighborhood you live in and whether a competitor is nearby, what your income and family size appear to be, and your dietary habits. Then it uses all of that to decide how much you specifically are willing to pay and charges you accordingly,” he writes.>“Consumer Reports ran an investigation into Instacart’s pricing practices last December. Nearly 400 shoppers purchased the same basket of groceries from the same stores at the same time. The price differences were striking. Depending on the product, shoppers were paying up to 23% more than other shoppers for identical items. Across a full year of shopping, those gaps could add up to more than $1,200 per household,” Knutsson wrote. fuckin wildhttps://www.bizpacreview.com/2026/04/27/maryland-on-the-road-to-being-first-state-to-abolish-dynamic-pricing-at-grocery-stores-1635122/
>>533999998So close. >>533999972>>534000036Hey there>>534000089Eh, kind of a boring day but oh well
What the fuck is wrong with Charle's fingers? They look like little water ballons. Bloated snausage fingers protruding from his hands. Very disrespectful.
>A senior US official just informed me: decision is locked on Iran. War will resume.>President Trump has concluded the IRGC is now in power and beyond negotiation. He’ll hold fire until King Charles’s State Visit ends.>Explosive weekend ahead. Enjoy!
>>534000202NICE
Trump won't do shit about this btw
>>5339977004 pairs
>>533999915Awoofternoon!Unrelated: It looks like Doroposter's theory is holding up. Still too early to tell, though.
>>533997775he's catholic you dumb fuck
>>534000238Probably a side effect from the prostate cancer treatments.
Migger false flag status?
>>534000089did the band play waltzing matilda?
>>533998006So you saw his reply to something but didn't see what he's replying to? retard.
>>534000337Very polite of Trump to wait until Charles' visit is over before he resumes bombing muslims. Considering Charles' devout Muslim faith, killing his fellow believers while he is here on an official state visit would be rather gauche.>>534000475Bibi got asshole cancer and he didn't develop saladfingers.
>>533998440Shill bros...this is it....we have the whirlpool codes and a rebate worth 30% off on select dryers!
>>534000597They didn't bring out the band, and they only had half the usual honor guard for Charles lmao. When MBS came last year they had the full army band rocking out with some kick ass songs, full marine honor guard, and the 1st Cavalry Division Horse Cavalry Detachment escorting his limosine to the front steps of the White House. It was honestly a really good show, and demonstrates where Saudi Arabia sits compared to the UK as an ally of the US.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvsZERrV0EM
>>534000611and have you seen his posts for a while now numbnuts?
>>534000790he misses Lizzy.God save the Queen.
>>534000590Tranny cope status?
>>533999354i like turtles
>I'm not a rapist , Im not a pedophileNotice he's silent on the issue of being a traitor
Christ, these niggers are pathetic.https://x.com/adgirlMM/status/2048843125616177214
communist troons are LOW ENERGY today
>>533997025lol polls
>>534001227They're sad because DTS got ximself bopped lol
>>534001206>victory pose is...>imitating TrumpThe most sincere form of flattery
>>534001206>cant even use something awesome Kimmel did so they have to steal actual Trump photoJesus
>>534000615Depends on what type of treatment it is. Fluid retention is common with prostate cancer meds and with blood pressure meds. It also depends on how the individual responds to the treatments.
Should I cop this ring to flaunt staller pride daily? There is an unblackened version but it doesn't look as good to be honest.>>534001076Lizzy was alright. Shame what happened to the UK under her watch in the later years of her life, but when she was younger she did a fine job holding the shit together through a succession of crisis.>>534001152You know this kid is now a professional wrestler? Goes by the ring name Darby Allen. He also set a world record last year by hiking to the top of Mount Everest with his skatboard, and then doing a kick flip from the top.
How'd Paul Harvey get it right back in 1965?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LWPcEo2gV0
>>534001152>>534001375Ah this is what the turtle kid looks like nowadays
>>534000446What is his theory anyway. He referenced it earlier>>534000590Still running with that psyop, huh
>Trump and other conservatives have made a renewed push for the ballroom in the wake of Saturday’s media dinner shooting, arguing it exposed the difficulties in ensuring presidential security at large events outside the White House grounds, and urging the National Trust for Historic Preservation to drop its lawsuit.Who?>“What Saturday’s awful event does not change is that the Constitution and multiple federal statutes require Congress to authorize construction of a ballroom on White House grounds, and that Congress has not done so,” Craig wrote.I literally do not think that the constitution has any section on the presidential residence at all. I bet if I dug into this guy's history he would be another libnigger.
>>534001206They're going to keep pushing until someone takes a shot at them, then they'll play the innocent victim card as if they didn't bring in on themselves.
Libs are thirsty for blood
>>533998143not our problem
Who is still even watching these late night shows anymore? It's more surprising that these networks keep funneling money into them.
>>534001447DTS and the tranny janny that have been fucking the thread up for the last week are the same person. It honestly looks like it to be honest in fact of course to be desu o algo.
>>533997897they'd rather it because they're even more kiked than america is.
>>534001179Holy crap xister... you're rightBlumpf basically admitted it!We really got him this time.
>>534001468Always have been. They've just dropped the pretense because after 18 years they see their institutionalized power constructs being systematically dismantled and thet see their browntoid mercenary army being deported and incarcerated en masses. Its panic driving them.
Damn kimmel is based. He makes miggers seethe
>>534001108Even conspiracy central MSNOW and the zesty former WHC pres last night were calling out the false flag group as retards, lol.>>534001526Indeed, they're either one and the same or closely related. It appears to be holding steady, but we'll need to observe more to confirm.
>>534001508I wouldn't be surprised if it was somehow tax payer funded
>>534000446makes you think
>>533996359how do you like your nocturne? i love mine. dont care what the haters saynice shotty tho. even if you had to go for the cope stock. is it airsoft?
>>534001690DTS was replying to posts with "Hey, Janny, delete this post next". Probably on the same tranny discord server
>>534001690Bro Alex Jones called them retarded for pushing it too. You know how retarded your conspiracy theory gotta be to get Alex Jones to publically mock you for it? He doesnt even do that to flat earthers.
Unironically correct. So much has been said of Trump, and people will continue to speak of him. When he dies, he will enter the annals as a mythopoetic figure and be discussed long after his death. TDS and so on have made him the biggest thing since Jesus. Thanks haters.>>534001690The timing from the original MJE the saturday before last to today has been 1:1 for DTS postings and sweepings.https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116478469092308736
>>534001690Shill bros...how do we cope? Should we say that the media was always pro Trump from behind the scenes??? Did we lose??? Are Cuba won narratives ready yet?!?!Hello?!?!?
Ukraine is making threats against Israel now despite the fact that Israel is saving Ukraine by destroying the shaeed drone factories. What the hell is wrong with ukraine and europe? These MFers are so disrespectful
who's dts?
>Staging an attempt on his life to cling to relevance in the face of his abysmally low and waning support and ratingsWhat a pathetic excuse of a man.Doesn't help that most reasonable people know he did indeed nonce those kids.
>>534000458catholics don't mock the murder of the usa president
>>534001836>He doesnt even do that to flat earthers.I mean, did you ever get a chance to discuss Flat Earth theories with AJ Styles on Twitch before the WWE decided that super stars couldn't stream any more?He has some very salient arguments, even if you don't personally believe it.>>534001939Death Threat Spammer. The guy who uses meth to calm his schitzophrenia and alternates between spamming leftist meme length posts about Trump being the anti-christ, and threatening to murder regulars.
>>534001990
>>534001990Look everyone! Another retard!
>>534001939img tranny the death threat spammer
>>534001836Eh, it just has to be right friendly for him to turn his back on it. He's pro-palantier these days
>>534001849>Shooter was a Indie game Dev>Shooter was a smash ultimate player>Also a gintama fagthe FGC is rooten on its core
>>534002071thx doc
>>533996218lmao this got the niggers oinking biglythe reality is that drumpf is even less capable than biden at this point, and important decisions are just kept out of his hands. it's a turbo auto-pen situation.
>>534002046Yours is the same as a pig.Quite fitting, isn't it?
>>534001690>>534001849Leftists truly believe Blaaarmpf has a stable of deep cover diehard ultra MAGAs going about their daily lives posing as leftist trannies and gaynigger failed DEI bucks waiting to get the call to sacrifice themselves for the GEOTUS.
>>534002038>>534002071I see
>>533995910>filefuck ya if you can't take a joke
>>534002038>Trump being the anti-christI thought that was Quinton?
>>534001419staller in chief
>>534001836True, but for MSNOW, the home of the queen libtard conspiracy theorist madcow, to call it out just makes them look even dumber.>>534002038>spamming leftist meme length posts about Trump being the anti-christThat's just quinton, he's been doing that well before dts went full retard.
>>534002318
>534002203>pig as an insultHello durka durka muhammad
>>534002203hey why’d you switch id
>>534002255"REGULARS could be here," he thought. "I've never been in this thread before. There could be REGULARS anywhere." The warm wind from his computer fan blew under his twirly skirt and against his throbbing girldick. "I HATE REGULARS," he thought. Dysphoria Blues reverberated though his cat ear headset, making it pulsate even as the $9 bathtub troonshine circulated though his hairy fat manhands and washed away his (merited) fear of Regulars in /ptg/. "With Discord, you can find children no matter what," he said to himself out loud. >>534002318ayyylmao. I genned the like 9 times trying to get just the hat to say MAGA and keep the "Intelligent Staller" text on top. I eventually ran out of free grok tokens that day and just sort threw them all into my staller file.
>Karoline Leavitt talking about how there'll be "shots fired" before the eventTotal nothingburger btw.You're defending a grown man that raped kids and is sinking your country and the wider world backwards. Think on that.
>>534002491see >>534002446
*record scratch**freeze frame*>Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2KRpRMSu4g
Did someone say stall
>>534002203>hurt browntoid feefeesLolLmao
