>Hate women>No family>Most friends dead or movedIt's over. I'm gonna die on my own. I've made some peace with it. How is anybody gonna know what to do with me? Do I need to carry my will with me at all times? I could die at any moment. Nobody even knows me. Are you guys dying alone too?
My farts have been foul as fuck recently, think it's all the meal deals from tesco I'be been having
>>534001349>Has nothing to lose >Lives smollMake it make sense, anon?
>>534001349>Do I need to carry my will with me at all times?Why the fuck would you even need a will?
>>534001852I'm tired. Everyone's dead. Lost all my women. I'm over it. I've lost all the witnesses to my life. Feels strange. Happiness is only real when shared.>>534001531I hope you get the chicken, pesto and mozzarella sandwich. Warm it up in a microwave slightly mmm yum>>534002469Well I have a rough idea of where I want my body to be disposed of if possible, I want whoever finds my body to sell my gold chain and buy me a nice mahogany coffin. Then bury me close to one of my old friends. Also I wanted my assets donated and some other belongings to be shared with certain people. And I don't want anyone to be stealing my guts, I don't want any jewish doctors to be profiteering of my entrails and whatnot. Don't fucking touch me body innit
>>534003427Abandon the environment that reminds you of loneliness more often, go outside, offer yourself to the living world, announce yourself, claim your spot.
>>534001531Or the 9 cans of Carling everyday
>>534001349Welcome to adulthood faggot, don't forget to pay your taxes.
>>534001349Why don't have have a seat anon?
>>534004088I've done all of that lad I've been around the world I've made art I've made love made some money, but end of the day it all ended... alone. With a lot of echoes.
>>534001349Good, as a white man I think we all need to adhere to MGTOW.
>>534003427>I want whoever finds my body to sell my gold chain and buy me a nice mahogany coffin.Even without the funeral, that's going to cost $40,000. Hope it's a 3 pound chain of 24kt. And if you die alone, you might be found 8 months later, mummified (or, if the landlord turns off the AC, putrefied or skeletonized). Shit's harsh for someone who has no one.
>>534001349There are more things to life than women and children, anon. Your instincts will compel you to do something stupid but always remember that women can now 'revoke' consent and ruin your life. If you're retarded enough to get married nowadays, remember that your wife can wake up one day and decide she doesn't love you. Suddenly you're hit with divorce papers, have to lose half your shit, pay alimony, and pay child support if you had children. It's not worth it, anon, keep being a volcel.
>>534001349>my will with meyou should be in debt when you die fren. you must beat the jews.
>>534004088>announce yourselfsounds gay af. if anybody announces themselves near me, they're gonna regret it.
>>534003427>nice mahogany coffinthis will cost more than your gold chain is worth. unless you're a nigger with one of them disgusting rope situations. go for oak instead. chad gets buried at sea though.
>>534001531Fucking excellent post, genuinely improved my day.
>>534001349Go back you off topic demonization jew>>>/r9k/
>>534003427Bro listen, if you want a way out youre gonna have to force some energy and do exactly 2 things.1. Do not allow yourself to think about how fucking shit things are. It doesnt matter if its true or not, thinking about it will harm your chances.2. Mindlessly go out and ask women out. The vast majority will say no. When they do, you say this: "okay, no problem!" With a smile and then immediately walk away and delete them from your mind. Do this repeatedly. Again, do not permit thoughts about it. Rinse repeat.I am 5'6" and made it work with this.
>>534001349Yes now shut the fuck up you fuckin baby no wonder you don't have any friends
>>534008040>white people constantly tearing eachother down for no fucking reason>"WhY aRE wE GoInG eXtIncT?????"
>>534006984>>534005827Idk some of those seem to be around £1500 my chain and bracelet will cover that and maybe a hole somewhere in the ground? Don't need much of a funeral service really. There might be two people that would come.
>>534001531stop eating tescos gammon
>>534010408those are chink shit mahogany veneer. there's no way on earth you're getting a solid mahogany coffin for $1500.
>>534001349>How is anybody gonna know what to do with me?Your body will be burned once your rotting 300lb corpse, covered in a cheeto-and-pit stained XXXL t shirt and basketball shorts, is discovered by neighboring renters due to the smell. And then you will be forgotten, and the bloodline of parents who birthed you going back a billion years will end. What will be done with you isn't a philosophical mystery, it will simply be the above.
>>534001349It's fine, your muslim neighbors will grind you in to kebab or use you as fertilizer for their plants. For the first time in your life, there will be some actual use of you, and that will happen after you die.
>>534003427>I'm tired. Everyone's dead. Lost all my women. I'm over it. I've lost all the witnesses to my life. Feels strange. Happiness is only real when shared.No pleasant memories to revisit? There has to be something that still brings you a bit of joy? Perhaps some place, smell that brings you back? Would caring for a companion dog not serve a positive distraction?>I don't want any jewish doctors to be profiteering of my entrails and whatnot. Don't fucking touch me body innitI'd be the same and can't stand the practice. Listen anon, if you could relive it again, would you change much?
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>>534007377I don't really understand the point of fooling yourself into thinking the world isn't shit and that it will get better? So you can get into a relationship with a permanent upkeep cost to the government? Lol. Embrace the absurdity because it's the only thing that's real
>>534003427>Happiness is only real when shared.fag