Project Chanology Part 2?
>>534003550Anyone got a link to the scientology any% glitchless speedrun record?
>>534003753The one in OPs pic is the most famous one and I think best one. It really doesn't happen all that often and is overblown by the media.Just search that shit in YT and you get 500 trillion links, not hard to find.
>>534003550I drive through several a day and from the outside it looks very fortified
>>534003550How do they be getting in if there be no door knobs
>>534003873>It really doesn't happen all that often>Just search that shit in YT and you get 500 trillion links
>>534003955damn how many buildings do you drive through
>>534004002Well you just push bro. Doors are universal. If you take the handle off one side that side becomes a push door
Why do WOKE libtards hate scientology so much? If the media and Dems hate them so much, they must be doing something right.
No, the first one was gay enough and irreparably ruined this site. We don't need any more leejun larping total fucking faggots thank you very much.
>>534003550zoomers have been raiding scientology buildings. 4chuddies are getting mogged daily
>>534004062a lot since its LA
SCM did this 10 years ago and it was much funnier.
>>534004135It's ultimately because they don't like competition with their cult. Same reason they go after the mormons, the moonies, MAGA, MAHA, etc.
>>534004211yeah one of the scientology chicks is pretty hot, ngl senpai on fo nem
>>534004334>May your bank account never be the same again
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>>534003550I’ve spent ten minutes trying to find a watchable video of one of these “speedruns” without some soi faggot in the corner pausing to say reddit shit.This is usually a great indicator that this is low quality entertainment that isn’t actually interesting to anyone besides terminally online streamers desperate for any content.
>>534004211>4chuddies are getting moggedbecause kids are doing what we did 20 years ago? this just proves internet culture is STILL all downstream of 4chan
>>5340035502 decades, everything that could possibly leak to the internets have already leaked, still no proof the whole Xenu stuff wasn't something a journalist made up for a slander campaign.I wouldn't be surprised if it was a compilation of random ideas from the all science fiction stories Hubbard wrote.
>>534003550Scientology is gay as an outsider, but if you are someone who has the ability to be undyingly loyal, they will literally gangstalk, B&E, infiltrate, and sometimes kill your enemies for you even if you are in the wrong, its the jew experience for people who arent inbred goatfuckers.
>>534004741>church documents confirmed it>high-ranking members confirmed it>courts accepting it as part of the established facts, both prosecutors (scientologist) and defendantsWhat more do you want anon? Seriously, what would qualify as proof if this doesn't?
>>534004866You're thinking of Mormons. Scientology is JUST a scam and a rape cult.
>>534004866I think they're pretty toothless. There's a guy on Youtube who's an ex-Scientologist and he says the reason that he talks about Scientology is to show that the Church can't do anything to stop him.
>>534003550Hard pass. We tried saving those fucks from themselves 15 years ago and they refused us. Let them rot.
>>534003550Kek based brainrot zoomers. One time i had to laugh when I heard some zoomers refer to something shitty as "gray loot"
>>534004978Forget Xenu or whatever there's a 99% chance scientology has its own Epstein tier degenerate scandal brewing under the skin. It's only a matter of time it all spills out.
>>534004978As far as I checked, there's not a single leaked brochure that could confirm it.I have read the books. It's a literal case of "anonymous source says: trust me bro".The organization had some major competition in the field and at least 1 opposing faction of glowniggers. We are talking about a country and political environment where Waco could be depicted as a satanic cult led by a maniac, for decades, without any obstacles.
>>534003550Are you Shannon-pilled anon? She’s a recruiter looking to start a family. She’s got a nice dumper.
>>5340052424chan got entangled into a power play between glowniggers. Only a moron could believe the whole "for the lulz" narrative.
>>534005623>It's a literal case of "anonymous source says: trust me bro"Anonymous? What the fuck are you talkking about? Tommy Davis. Lawrence Wollersheim. Frank Oliver. George White. Michael Hobson. How many high ranking scientologists need to confirm it anon.
>>534004066>remove handles to stop speedrunners, only push doors now>now everyone's football charging through your building like a bull in a china shop>eventually someone's gonna bring a riot shield so they can use it to ram the staff out of the way
>>534003550zoomers are gonna be alright
>>534005685May I see it?
New plan. Handful of people join. Become janitors. Open the doors for the Naruto runners. Leave.
>>534004135Contrarian niggger, everyone should hate scientologists. Conservative and liberals alike
>>534005951>Anonymous? What the fuck are you talkking about?It's an allusion to what CNN is doing since 2016 against the orange man. "Anonymous source in the white House says..." and so on.I mean lack of credibility in this matter. A defector making wild claims about the organization he has had left has very little credibility by definition, and zero if there's a conflict of interests and a media campaign against it.After 3 decades we have a shit ton of leaked stuff for the internal use, including dianetics manuals, orders fom the big man, etc, but no wild science fiction stories.
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>>534003550They need to do this at the Vatican but 100000000x people and Masonic temples etc until they find the tunnels
>>534006244>everyone should hate scientologistsReally? Kikes seem to hate them.
>>534003550Even Scientology is at a loss as to how to handle the invasion of violent feral niggers.
>>534003873>no linkOk thanks fag.
>>534005409There were some sob stories about mistreatment and metoo things, but media decided to play the absurd science fiction story about Xenu.Terror and rape accusation are serious things. A laughable bs is not, but it does wonders to discredit an organization in eyes of normies.
>>534003550>try to patch game to stifle speedrunnersNew strats and optimizations will be found lmfao
>>534005685crazy eyes
>>534008068Out of all things, why are you sucking off scientologists my man?
>>534003550Who needs handles?
>>534003550Chanology was the most cringe shit that was ever astroturfed on /b/. I support trolling scientology but don’t bring that cringey part of history into it
>>534003550>mapping the hallways by hand for a better run next time>they begin stalking you if you become too much of an issueI didn't expect Atlus would put this much effort into reviving Etrian Odyssey
>>534003873what is it?? run through all rooms?
>>534009476>bro don't question this ancient glownigger stuff we are doing it for the lulzLol noKYSYou're like that yellow dog, hiding on an island for 20 years after the end of WWII, pretending to never surrender, doing something completely irrelevant while the world has moved forward. Show me the Xenu docs or gtfo
>>534009912just zoomers being goofs trying to run through the building once they're inside until they are cornered and told to leave the premises. its a nothingburger really
>>534009971Yeah sure, the scientologists must be the good guys LOL
I tried reading one L. Ron Hubbard book. I couldn't tell you what it was called, nor did I finish it.
>>534009489double sided tape + toilet roll holder
>>534004002Super Mario 64 ledge grab glitch to clip through the closed doors
>>534003550UPDOOT, ENJOY THE GOLD!
>>534003550You can wear a hidden camera and do their little personality quiz and get 10x the information instead of running through a building like a sped.
>>534005685>Nice dumperMay I see it?
>>534011416Where are the leaked Xenu papers you anthracite skinned bog dwelling mongol
>>534011641he was a pulp authorBattlefield Earth was probably his worst book imo
>>534012854Are you stupid? I never claimed anything about Xenu or whatever-the-fuck. What I did say was scientology is Epstein tier diddler cult and you're fellating their cocks out of your own volition.
>>534012183Who needs information at this point? Way more fun to clown on them.
