>party of “bring back comedy” when someone makes a jokerelax liberals, it's called dark humor
i hate miggers but jimmy kimmel is such an unfunny retard. he stands and makes faces like a fucking idiot that has a gun to his head.
>>534017039I found it funny and clearly so did most other people. Try being a little less sensitive, snowflake.
>>534017082>so did most other people*most* people dont watch TV at alllet alone Late Night bullshit that amounts to far less than a good Youtube video
>>534017082>noooo you can't say that my e-whore isn't funny!Sensitive much?
>>534017082ok
>>534017257Rule #5 Only the [[[left]]] is allowed to make le jokes.
Jimmel is the Lenny Bruce of our generation.
It's just funny how you guys make fun of Floyd, Good, Pretti, and other people getting violently murdered and then as soon as someone makes a tepid joke about Trump dying of old age because he's an ancient corpse suddenly you're all like "wow what a piece of shit how can he be so cruel"It's just funny and silly sometimes that you people do be like that tho.
Asians have AGP
>>534017039He's not acting, that's just his lot in life.
>>534017399i don't get lenny bruce or bill hicks.
>>534016962>>534017082Imagine simping for this revolting kike. >>534017536Are the mean jokes in the room with you right now? Kill yourself tranny. That's not a joke, you will never be a woman and society will never accept you as a woman no matter how many schools you shoot up.
>>534017536It's funnier that your side holds up those criminals who got what they deserve as saints
>>534018676>>534018718You suck the cocks and lick the boots of people who would gun you down like a dog just because they think it's funny. You're like a house nigger who thinks he's actually part of the family.
>>534016962Why does this guy look so incredibly retarded? I honestly don't give a fuck what his politics are. But like, his eyes are just so fucking close together and chinky. If his mouth was just slightly more parabolic & constantly agape/drooling, he'd be the perfect meta retard.
>>534018836If you only knew how retardedly wrong you are. Your heroes blew their loads playing le resistance for illegals, they weren't actual patriots and deserved to die in the way they didAnd saint Floyd, lmao
>>534016962Does that mean we can make jokes about his friend who just died or his son?
>>534018836What kind of tranny babble is that? Add being a retard to the list of reasons to kill yourself.
>>534018928>If you only knew how retardedly wrong you are.You could try actually saying one single reason why I'm wrong, stupid house nigger cocksucker. There's orange spray tan on your lip by the way.
>>534019007Let's see the flag then
>>534017082I don't think anybody has found kimmel funny in 20 years
>>534019007How porn polluted if your brain? I can't even read the revolting filth you spew forth, much like normal people can't stand to look at the revolting tranny monstrosity that you are. Just fucking end it man, you'll never be a woman.
>makes a jokeWhen I make a joke at a tranny's expense you retards shit your pants. I don't care about what makes you clutch your pearls, I've seen what makes you cheer, and it's crazy leftoids murdering conservatives. You want it and cheer for it yet when it happens you reflexively gaslight and say right wing violence is on the rise because look at all your heckin bullshit stats that categorizes muslim terrorism as right wing violence.
>>534016962Dude should be thrown in prison for inciting violence with no due process
>>534017082Trannies should all kill themselves, faggots have aids and will die a slow painful death.HAHAHAHA! IT'S JUST A JOKE CALM DOWN SNOWFLAKE! LOLOOLOLOLO!
>>534019042His ratings are beneath the turd in the toilet.
>>534018037i can imagine, no wonder it's so seamless
Holy butthurt thread.
>>534019000Floyd, Pretti, and Good were killed by powertripping pigs who would just as soon kill you if they had the opportunity. Those people were criminals but they didn't kill those people because they committed crimes, they killed them because they're constantly itching for any opportunity to kill anyone. We're talking about sub 90IQ retards with GEDs and minimal training. They like killing people. They'll like killing you too. And yet you thank them for it. You worship them for it.>>534019028>>534019064Notice how neither of you retards are capable of proving me wrong, all you can do is impotently deflect as you scramble for something, ANYTHING slightly intelligent to say. But alas, nothing ever comes to mind for you.
>>534019089The due process would be the public dumping boiling tar on him.
>>534019071Trannies should be sent to Alaskan work camps with all the leftist radicals and criminals they love so much.
>>534019153Kill yourself, faggot. IT'S JUST A JOKE! YOU SENSITIVE THIN-SKINNED COCKSUCKING CUM GUZZLER LOLOLOLOL!
>>534016962>how do we get kimmels ratings back up? no one but old boomers watch tv anymore>miggers will hatewatch anything. just have the orange golem and kimmel get into a pretend fight. worked last time.
>>534019153Not reading that. Kill yourself you revolting mutant.
>>534019119I thought his ass got fired cause fags like tim pool gets more viewers.
>>534019208It is pretty funny that Tim Pool gets more views than that hack retarded pussy who does his show out of a masonic temple.
>>534019153Look at how easily triggered you got by a statement I specifically made because I knew it would trigger you.Imagine your cognitive dissonance when I bring up Kyle Rittenhouse
>>534017039He was only ever funny on the man show, he's been an unfunny faggot ever since
>>534019183Exactly, just as joking about Trumps inevitable hilarious death is just a joke.>>534019203Lying retard, you read it, seethed, couldn't think of a response, and then wrote this limp dicked drivel as an excuse>>534019241Rittenhouse's actions were completely 100% justified because he was actually acting in self defense.Look how you still haven't managed to prove me wrong and you're continuing to deflect.
>>534018945Those were always an option anon. There's no reason to treat them with any pretense of civility and there hasn't been for nearly a decade
>>534017536Because Floyd, Goode and Pretti weren't murdered. Floyd's heart exploded from all the fent clogging his system, Good tried breaking through the cops stopping her and got blown away before she could seriously hurt or kill a cop and Pretti fucked around and got his back blown out.
>>534019302Every officer involved in the killings of your heroes were also acting in self defense. Guess what happened to all the protesters who didn't try to run over evil fascists
>>534017082But this was aired before the latest assassination attempt. The outrage is about the foreknowledge. The issue is sedition and treason. For the slower retards and boomers, it's all backed by Israel.
>>534017536>dying of old ageFurther proof that leftists are not capable of being honest about their own intent and will actively pretend to be retarded to avoid it
>>534019187Yeah, they tried that last time when they pretended Trump was gonna get him fired. Kimmel's ratings got a slight spike from retarded boomers thinking they were putting orange man in his place, then immediately plummeted when they realized how cancerously unfunny Kimmel is.
>>534016962remember when he went on tv and cried for days because someone made fun of his retarded son
>>534019302Yeah, that's why Rittenhouse was justified and so were the cops in your examples dipshit. Thanks for making my argument for me.
>>534019153You are just plainly lying and pretend reality itself doesn’t prove you wrong. You are the stereotypical leftist, unable to argue your point and pretending to be stupid to avoid doing so
>>534019302>inevitable hilarious deathYour retarded ass missed the last 5 times, you ain't gonna get better at it.
>>534016962Problem is they are not joking. Like most of these media "people" they want someone else to do it. Just look at cenks nephew. Larping commie and think it's fun but pisses his pants when he meets a random fan.
>>534017536>side 1: randos on anonymous message board >side 2: a fag payed and backed by mainstream mediaThey're totally the same and should be held to the same standards
>>534019400Pretti literally did nothing
>>534019795he put his hands on a cop while carrying a guntry doing that in any country on earth without getting shot
Total Leftist Death is coming soon
>>534016962That's pretty funny.
>>534016962Nobody joked about shooting the president that way before.Since Lincoln, it's been a touchy subject.Just because Trump's sucking Jew dick right now doesn't mean it's an okay subject all of a sudden.I'm all for dark humour, but this is a volatile national security situation where you have to think twice about stirring up a riot.It may lead to civil war.
>>534016962What happened to legalize comedy? It was a pretty funny set first time I have ever laughed at jimmy
>>534019983let the civil war happen, the left will win and wipe out all the right with the jews and christians being dead. With open borders, America will be reborn anew.
My husbeen bery helth. No ees has of seefeelus. Jebree epsteen no secks. Be best.
Kimmel looks like a retarded goblin. I hope someone shoots him in his face or he gets killed by an illegal immigrant.
>>534016962Yeah theres no punch line there man, its not dark humor its just being a sour nig
>>534017536We arent late night tv hosts tho are we
>>534020102
Maggies always meltdown
>>534017536Because it’s not funny when your comments might actually lead to murder. Kimmel seems to be egging on the would-be assassins or at least not disowning them. Schizos look up to these people. It’s a problem and he’s actively making it worse by way of his massive celebrity status. It’s different here because everyone knows that anyone egging on violence here will get V&.
>>534016962Did anyone mention that Trump was pressed by another country to start a war?
>>534021099Yeah, Iran's been pressing us for almost half a decade. Remember when they tried to assassinate Trump?
>>534016962liberal humour is just absolutely nasty, it's not even funny, it's just so fucking dirty, trivial and outright disgusting. all they can do is joke about abortions, people dying and sex.
When will you finally realize that it's all just performative. You are not in a stage where principles are upheld. That's why you constantly hear the same retarded arguments from either side depending on how much they can weaponize them. This is the same retarded subhuman that "cried" when he talked about people getting slaughtered, but as soon as his opponents are targeted he jokes about how it's going to succeed soon. There is no principle behind it, there are no morals. It's just using words as weapons. Republicans are going to cheer for their opponents dying, democrats are cheering for their opponents dying. The divide is too big to bridge with words.
>>534017039The sad thing he used to be funny before he went woketarded. I grew up listening to him on KROQ and had the Kevin and Bean Christmas album of him as Santa Carl. Pretty sure it was the same one that had Weird Al's Christmas at ground zero and Blink 182' I won't be home on it. And don't forget the Man Show. I miss funny Jimmy. This new one's an annoying partisan fag
>>534017039>jimmy kimmel is such an unfunny retard.
>>534016962problem is that this guy is about as funny as brain cancer
>>534021008Trump murdered a school full of girls
>>534017082kys tranny
>>534016962Shaniqua, listen to meDa human world, it's a messLife undah da kneeIs bettah than anything dey got up thehDe bananas are always yellowahWhen your twenties are all fakeYou dream about going up thehBut dat is a big mistakeJust look at de world around youRight here on de ghetto floorBicycles all surround youWhat more is you lookin' for?Undah da kneeUndah da kneeDarling it's health-yaTo be on welfareI get it for freeUp on da shore dey work all dayOut in de sun dey slave awayWhile we are lootin'And full time gang shootin'Undah da kneeDown here all da chimp is happyEatin' banana on dey strollDe human on da land ain't happyDey sad 'cause dey banana got stoleBut human who get stole is luckyDey in for a worser fateOne day when de chimp get angryGuess who's gon' get shot an’ raped?Oh, no, undah da kneeUndah da kneeOnly we beat usShoot us an’ eat usIn our localiteeDe humans teach us to read dey bookUndah da knee we off de hookWe got no troubleLivin in rubbleUndah da knee (Undah da knee)Undah da knee (Undah da knee)
>>534017082It is a good joke and he didn't write it, he is a soulless piece of shit.
>>534023393Meds. Take them
>>534024081>migger seethes when confronted with reality
>>534016962A good joke, which is rare for Kimmel. That slavic retard is way too sensitive. Kinda weird how rightoids try to cancel literally everything now.Like calm down lmao, we all know Trump is gonna die soon one way or the other, dude is fucking 80. And we all know his wife is waiting for it.
>>534024120Its not reality. Its delusional. Trump didnt go in and kill a bunch if school girls. Whoever dropped the bombs did. It's like saying Obama killed a bunch of Yemeni people. Good try though. Try harder next time silly kruat. Fuck your TDS too.
>>534016962>comedian>his only joke is "KILL TRUMP">said with a straight face>no laugh track>and this joke is told repeatedly for 10 yearsjewish "comedy"
I like jokes
>>534024404
>>534019187>miggers will hatewatch anythingit's real in your mind LOL
>>534019444checkem
>>534019795Let me guess, you fell for the fake AI image of him kneeling
>>534024462Based.
>>534016962>>534017082It’s illegal to call for the presidents death
>>534016962The first lady is an illegal alien so no shit she doesn't understand English let alone a joke in English.
>>534017082>I found it funny and clearly so did most other peoplelol yeah Kimmel is really bringing in the ratings with his humor.
>>534019795>repeat agitator/ instigator while armedkys memecunt
>>534024283And they just dropped bombs on Iran randomly one day for no reason with no orders from anywhere right? It wasn't Pol Pot, it was the revolutionary cadres. It wasn't Stalin, it was the NKVD officers. It wasn't Hitler. Okay it wasn't Hitler, but you get my point.
>>534025075with a mortar launcher.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KivCRqfFcqY
>NOOO THAT'S TOO MUCH BANTER!do miggers ever stop crying these days?
>>534019153>who would just as soon.That's a fantasy you have in your head not borne by reality. We call that a delusion.
>>534025670they arrested a 15 year old girl for terrorism over a joke that bib should bomb her school so she wouldn't have to go to an assembly he's attending. apparently none of the freedumbs mean anything if you make miggers and kikes feel unsafe, and they get to qualify what schizo lengths that requires.
>>534024404>>534024462>right-wing memes are comparable to the doodlings of a small childImagine posting this self-own and thinking you cooked.
Never forget.
>>534018676Kimmel actually (strange, I know!) not a kike.
>I demand to speak with Jimmy Kimmel's manager!lol miggers
>>534016962You gotta admit, this guy is egging on assassination culture like a demented freak. Free speech doesn't mean putting up with violent psychopaths like Jimmy Kimmel.
>>534020642Anyone with a phone can host a late night show, its why the market is so fractured and major broadcasting monoliths can't make a profit by monopolizing the format any more when some hateful mexican contrarian fag with some of the lowest production values possible can score similar numbers to colbert.
>>534017039maybe stop hating a strawman
>>534024404Is it wrong that I want a LULU nandroid to take care of her and give her a better life than she's had?
>>534016962Time to start prosecuting the radical leftoid crazies. All you TDSMAXXERS need to be rounded up before you go on another shooting spree.
>>534017536the die hard trump ass lickers are no different then their tranny brethren at this point just look at the seethe this post caused
>>534016962I prefer Rick Shapiro because he said "nigger"Wait til you find out that he writes "Zero" of his material.
>>534016962>party of “bring back comedy” when someone makes a joke
