PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS45https://www.donaldjtrump.com/https://www.thetrumparchive.com/https://x.com/realDonaldTrumphttps://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrumphttps://rumble.com/c/DonaldTrumphttps://www.tiktok.com/@realdonaldtrump>President Trump Officehttps://www.whitehouse.gov/https://www.youtube.com/user/whitehousehttps://www.flickr.com/photos/whitehouse/>Liz Harrington (Trump Spox) https://twitter.com/realLizUSA>Donald J Trump Presidential Libraryhttps://www.trumplibrary.gov/@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!ARCHIVED LINKS https://pastebin.com/eAhgNyeX NEW APPEARANCES>Pres Trump Talks at TPUSA, Phoenix, Arizona 4/17/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mg5Cr_FDHR0>Pres Trump Delivers Remarks on Tax Week, Las Vegas, Nevada 4/16/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpKpfdZitCM>Pres Trump Speaks With the Artemis II Astronauts, Washington, DC 4/7/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u04P_rSXJ4U>Pres Trump Press Conference, Washington, DC 4/6/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFO-SY9ykdA>Pres Trump Address to the Nation, Washington, DC 4/1/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzhLRPZfOMQ>Pres Trump Cabinet Meeting, Washington, DC 3/26/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sse9HAmQtD0>Pres Trump at Memphis Safe Task Force Roundtable, Memphis, Tennessee 3/23/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwwjmWKMWjM>Pres Trump Commander in Chief Trophy Presentation, Washington, DC 3/19/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-OC21Mk_WY>Pres Trump Meets Prime Minister of Japan, Washington, DC 3/19/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jgFkp02qFM>TrumpVideo: WE WILL WIN 6/19/23https://rumble.com/v2v6m2a>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, AGAIN! 10/28/21https://rumble.com/voe8gm>God Bless the USA (Donald J Trump) 10/20/16https://youtu.be/O_PC_fy0fk0 OP pastebin: http://pastebin.com/pxxNb2Xzprev >>534010275
Ultimate MAGA.
Hormussy status?
>>534016940you dont want to know
MAGA and good evening, frens!>>534017052Thanks for baking, owlman!
>>534017025U.S. President Donald J. Trump has told advisers he is not satisfied with Iran’s latest proposal to reopen the Strait of Hormuz and end the Iran War, which calls on the United States to lift its ongoing blockade and postpones nuclear talks till after the conflict is over, according to multiple people briefed on discussions in the White House Situation Room who spoke to The New York Times.
>>534017025BANKRUPT FARMERS EDITION
The jewish media was warned. https://nitter.net/PapiTrumpo/status/2048816243025514653#m
Why do old boomer ladies like the british monarchy so much? They were yapping about it all day long about what dress or suit Melania would wear and the Queen’s outfit and how much the Queen is worse than Princess Diana and all that crap Young modern women don’t care about the brits at all but old boomer ladies make it a part of their personality
>>534017165
>>534017025ULTRA MAGA COUNTRY
>>534017095okay then
>>534017280>SpessThat reminds me, did the rocket launch get canceled for today?
The english are learning their place.https://nitter.net/PapiTrumpo/status/2048908775029878993#m
https://x.com/RealJamesWoods/status/2048952551094260169https://litter.catbox.moe/c5g2r91t3z3ih3az.mp4
>>534017373i think it was aborted in the last minute or something
What is love? Baby dont hurt me, dont hurt me no more
One thing jd vance does way better than Trump is he doesn’t simp for these britbong traitors at all. He doesn’t fuck with England at all. Trump on the other hand has a soft spot for England for some reason.
>>534017418Wew! This guy's meltdown has been biblical.>>534017403I don't pay attention to the royal family. Nobody is my family has given a shit about them since the Revolution. That said, what was the visit about?
>>534017499You are not alone buddy. Most young men these days have no idea.
>>534017418how is it he looks the same age as 30 years ago
>>534017494Dayum shame, but understandable. It's cheaper to cancel and reschedule a launch than to have it blow uo.
Is this gaslighting, propaganda, or just retardation?https://x.com/hashjenni/status/2048896191757459550
>>534017025>picWhat am I looking at here?
https://x.com/KatieDaviscourt/status/2048942805993894272
>>534012845This happens every fucking time. The odds shift massively in D favor for months then slowly drift together until "its a tossup" every, single, time.It's so fake. Why is every issue 50/50.
>>534017418I don't understand why dems keep clinging to this drooling old retard. When was the last time he was right about something, the 90s? Plus every time he's on tv, his camera angles always look like he just took a break from gooning to do the interview.
>>534017631of course the dissent would be someone with a make-believe name
Being in the same room with actual Real American Men, made the cowardly journalists look even gayer.https://nitter.net/PapiTrumpo/status/2048832655081209898#m
what did we get out of the past 10 years? war with iran, a corporate tax cut, weed legalization, and a white house ball room.
>>534017418now that's what we call a southern fried melty
>>534017094Blockaded by both Iran and the US.
>>534017418Old Serpent Head finally lost his marbles. It's been rapid in the past year or so but goddamn, bro went off the deep end.
>>534017631>The main plaintiff in this case is Jack Dickinson, also known as the Portland Chicken.
>>534017675gee why do you think
>>534017604State and local law enforcement agreeing to work with ICE, acting as an auxiliary force and lightening ICE's work load.
>>534017734Turns out it was a smart strategy after all
PEDO TRUMP GENERAL
It's a Who's Who of fucking retards.
>>534017828Turns out we really can just do what we want.
>>534017898if i was in ice i would also partake
Died protecting pedos award
>>534017712>past 10 years?What did the 2020 election fraud do for America?
These niggers are actually unironically fucking retarded.https://x.com/AmanitaFugax/status/2048452143409922123
>>534017926Youre a subhuman, remove yourself from society PLOX
>>534017603i really don't know
>regular gas up 7 cents since a week ago>diesel down 8 cents since a week agoi've never seen that beforewhy is that?
Time to face the facts
What did dorospammer mean by this?
Uh oh, melty!
>>534017996
>>534017938Post the real one
>cqXVgMsK
>>534018080
>>534018080Bovino bros...we got betrayed. Drumpf cucked out. We are all alone.
>>534017603Getting posed is an assassination attempt.
someone link me to the shooter;s manifesto
>>534018131I unironically don’t think I have it saved
>>534017887KWAB
>>534018135it seems quite upset that an attempted murderer failed
>>534018173Literally just read bluesky or reddit for a minute or two, it's basically a compellation of everything they post.
>>534018044China burn more coal than any country on earth
>>534017827Oh, nICE
>>534018173I summarized the whole thing for you, sir.
>>534018253Many such cases, apparently!
>>534017280Many are saying this
Just sue ABC and they will fire him.
>>534018413everyone fliesplanes crash every day
>>534018044carbon dioxide makes the earth greenyou're literally going to kill all the trees
>>534017948what fraud lol. he lost because he became a boring ass republican and cucked during the BLM riots so people didnt bother to vote. remember "keep america great"? lmao
I just got the results for genetic test from a tongue swab I sent into ancestry.com.All my life I thought I was an anglo who founded America.Turns out I am only 31/32 anglo, and one of my ancestors belonged to the Von Hohenheim family of Germany.Honestly sucks, no one wants to be related to a bunch of inbred krauts who hate freedom, hate America, and want to see their daughter raped by sand niggers.Massive L
Trump is a king???https://x.com/Polymarket/status/2048955510624285145
>>534017562>what was the visit about?I don't know yet, I just got home a little while ago.
>>534018505God King Trump
>>534018505he could behe chooses not to bewe will never have a president as good as trump again in our lifetimes
>>534017898>>534017926They're being raped and impregnated by other illegals, not ICE.
>>534018529Fair enough, fren. I'm about to head home, myself.
>>534018558More like clog stink chunk
>>534018488You are just another fag.Opinion doesn't exist.
>>534018505Wait until they find out Trump is a direct descendant of Mohammed, and a halah inheritor of the Caliphate of Masjid al-Haram
>>534018584My guess is they're trying for a birthright citizenship loophole
Ain't no party like a Diddy Party.
>>534018670deport the babies first
>>534018670ICE should crush abortion pills and put it in their food
>>534018698agreed, we don't need to breakup families after all
>>534018694every black person should be called diddy from now on
>>534018719that honestly should be mandatory or even separate wings, like in a prison
>>534018558God rabbi Trumpstein
>>534018020
Occultic people run the world, and trump is an occultic person
Alrighty, I'll see you niggies in about 20 minutes or so.
>>534018815See ya, dorofren, I'm sure the melty will still be going when you get back, lol.
CIA are forced to cooperate with our federal government after getting caught the other day doing clandestine operations
after careful consideration, meditation, consults with priest, lawyer, dear friends, haters and the tomboys, i have decided against an absolutely degenerate asian sex tour when im 50 in which i test and maybe even cross the line of consent and make “fear and loathing in las vegas” look like “strange wilderness” (which im convinced was written, storyboarded and shot while high)for now.this is political because it would turn into an international incident and ass-caning for me in a singaporian jail
>>534018803>Occultic people run the worldyes>trump is an occultic personno, they tried to recruit him with epstein and they failed which is why they hate and hate tried so hard to destroy him and kill him
>>534018584So you're running a rape factory?
>>534018947If that's what spics want to do in their free time who are we to question their culture and morals?
>Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum on Monday ruled out a conflict with the United States over an incident involving two CIA agents who died in an accident in the state of Chihuahua — agents who, according to Mexico, were not authorized to operate in the country.>During her morning news briefing, Sheinbaum expressed her willingness to move past the controversy that surfaced last week, saying that while she hopes this remains an isolated case, the federal government expects the U.S. to respect Mexico’s constitution and national security laws moving forward.>“Let us hope this is an exceptional case ... and that a situation like this never happens again,” she said.
>>534018878never say neveralso to answer one of your very political questions from earlier, he WAS using birdshot, because he wasn't sure whether the fucking UNITED STATES SECRET SERVICE would be wearing body armor or not, and he didn't want to hurt themanyway how's fren how's comf how's business
>>534018137
>>534018947vergewaltigung wird dich befreien
Silence niggers I just woke up and I'm listening to Nick
>>534018947Its proof that we are morally correct to be deporting such monsters.Just remember, mass deportations is the moderate opinion of what is wanted. Mass deportations is the compromise we are forced to take with you.
>>534019070Speak American, vpnigger
>>534019120
LMAO, Drumpf is now too busy with Iran, that all the CIA assets in Mexico that were supposed to beg him to invade us are going to quit, or get killed(unless they cooperate with the mexican government)
She graduated from the Quality Leaning Center too!
wtf the shooter was surprised there was no security or metal detectors. he was just writing the manifesto right outside the door?
>>534019152google translate says it means rape shall set you free. make it a sign, put it over the ice camp
what button we pressing
>>534019163I don't car
>>534019047>never say neverdoor’s not closed. you made a good case for it>also to answer one of your very political questions from earlier, he WAS using birdshot, because he wasn't sure whether the fucking UNITED STATES SECRET SERVICE would be wearing body armor or not, and he didn't want to hurt themfuckim glad he was that stupid because i dont want the good guys hurt but…. come the fuck on man….>anyway how's fren how's comf how's businessim doing quite well but will have to make up for the workout i missed this morning (and also every day since last wednesday because mind niggers). and business is booming. im open for business. the business of giving you the business>>534018947its really more of a natural process than a factory. like how beavers arent in the dam making business, its just what they do
>it's just one demented shill samefagging the entire threadheh
>>534019261>door’s not closed. you made a good case for itjust leave it cracked, is all I'm saying. you never know when you're gonna need an out. like calling up that vacuum guy and ordering that very specific part.>fuck>im glad he was that stupid because i dont want the good guys hurt but…. come the fuck on man….same, fren. thank God all of our enemies are absurd and incompetent and retarded.>im doing quite well but will have to make up for the workout i missed this morning (and also every day since last wednesday because mind niggers).WHEN A NIGGER COMES ALONG, YOU MUST WHIP ITbut seriously, get back in that groove. you got this.>and business is booming. im open for business. the business of giving you the businessyou lookin' to expand your business?
>>534019237You know what button.
miggers really did it this time
>>534019492>just leave it cracked, is all I'm saying. you never know when you're gonna need an out. like calling up that vacuum guy and ordering that very specific part.except instead of being made the manager of a cinnabon in bumfuck nowhere i end up getting shanked by a bitch who regularly wakes up with a hissing roach in her mouth.>same, fren. thank God all of our enemies are absurd and incompetent and retarded.aggressively so. its fucking weird. i keep hearing about all these pinko gun club sleeper cells but evidence is fleeting>WHEN A NIGGER COMES ALONG, YOU MUST WHIP ITWHIP IT GOOD>but seriously, get back in that groove. you got this.damn right i do and im starting by spamming arnold presses and lat raises tomorrow>you lookin' to expand your business?BUSINESS IS CLOSEDBUSINESS IS CLOSED
Everyone else had tea, Trump had his diet Coke.
I have returned.>>534018878I hope you're doing well, kotman!>>534018860I must admit that I am shocked that the melty seems to have stopped for the time being.
>>534017094
>>534019763i am, thanks fren. you?
>>534017025
>>534019789
Current politics status?
>>534019847Pass the SAVE America Act!
>>534019804I am well, not that I'm home! Also, apparently my theory may just be correct! To celebrate, I will be sipping one shot of bourbon, and then drinking naught but water for the rest of the night.>>534019847Good evening, Serena!
>>534019847Evening, Serena. Things are so political I have to use my emergency chicken sandwich.
>>534019847CIA niggets btfo in MexicoRussia withdrawing from Mali
ALWAYS AWOOWE WON 2024 LOL (AND 2020)SNEED AND SEETHE SHILLSGOD PROTECT TRUMPDROP THE HAMMERSMASH THE PLACE TO PIECESPUNCH THE SCORECARDHANG THE RIGGERSJINX THE JABBERSFINISH THE WALLHOLD THE LINENEVER CONCEDEDRAIN THE SWAMPSINK THE CHINKBAN THE TRANSBE KAWAIIDEPOPULATE ELITESWE ARE SUPER ELITESIT'S OKAY TO BE WHITEJUSTICE FOR LORIKILL THE SHILLDON'T BAKE THE CAKEBE BESTHONOR ABEREMEMBER CHARLIEDEFUND THE FEDSALL FEDS ARE BASTARDS (except ICE and Border Patrol)STOMP THE TURTLESTRONGER TIMES NOWBETTER GET YOUR ACT TOGETHERLIGHT THE FUSEPLAY MINECRAFTEAT THE BURGERISRAEL IS NOT AN ALLY (except when killing Iranians!)THIS IS ULTRA MAGA COUNTRYBANKRUPT THE BANKS!WOLFGIRLS FOR TRUMPERS!DUM AND GAY IS NOT OKAYKEEP POSTING THAT FUCKING RACCOONDEPORT THE HORDE!CHRIST IS KINGALLEY CATS FOR TRUMP!FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!TRUMP FOREVER!7/13 WAS AN INSIDE JOBBETTER WEIRD THAN QUEERALL GROYPERS ARE GAY FEDSPLUG THE LEAKERSRAKE THE LEAFSESCALATE TENSIONSMARS CHUDS UNITEHEIL SYDNEY SWEENEY'S GOOD GENESDONROE DOCTRINEUNLEASH CHANGGRAB HORMUZZY AND GAPE IRANUS!Good awoovening frens!How did the meeting between the two kings go?>>534019763>>534019804AWOO>>534019847King Charles has not yet agreed to transfer Canada to US sovereignty
>>534017570Because he always looked like a bald cat.
>>534019711>except instead of being made the manager of a cinnabon in bumfuck nowhere i end up getting shanked by a bitch who regularly wakes up with a hissing roach in her mouth.true but she cook good hotpot>aggressively so. its fucking weird. i keep hearing about all these pinko gun club sleeper cells but evidence is fleetingthe only thing more retarded than their assassination attempts are their explanations for how those assassination attempts were actually false flags>WHIP IT GOODDEVO knew what to do with those mental niggers>damn right i do and im starting by spamming arnold presses and lat raises tomorrowfor added fun, do arnold press into regular press, and then reverse. like, bring it up as an arnold press, then down into the regular press position, and then vice versa.>BUSINESS IS CLOSED>BUSINESS IS CLOSEDshake zula ain't got no bidness in bidnessanyway get ready to blur that blur and feel the hogtiem
>>534019922>Emergency Chicken SandwichDouble check'd, and that's BIGLY POLITICAL!>>534019931AWOO to you too, fren! I dunno how the meeting went, just got home, myself.
Has it yet been confirmed that this Cole Allen character is gay? Bro looks like a fag to me.
>>534020010nigger gay as hell
>>534020049Right? Dude seems zesty as fuck.
>>534017418OH GODDid someone open the ark of the covenant again?!
>>534020010Probably>>534020049Looks zestySeems to have that same sassy gay smirk in every picture
>>534020010Would you be surprised if he was? He's ultra zesty. Gayer than Quinton on Dollar Margarita Night.
>>534019912i knew you had a good head on your shoulders and now youre celebrating very wisely and modestly. ygmi>>534019931YES AWOO>>534019992>true but she cook good hotpotnot lost on me>the only thing more retarded than their assassination attempts are their explanations for how those assassination attempts were actually false flags“everything that makes us look retarded is a false flag: a leftist’s guide to total political destruction”>DEVO knew what to do with those mental niggerscrack that whip. liquorish whip>for added fun, do arnold press into regular press, and then reverse. like, bring it up as an arnold press, then down into the regular press position, and then vice versa.that’s going to filter me fast but ill try>shake zula ain't got no bidness in bidness>anyway get ready to blur that blur and feel the hogtiemroger
>>534017865Hey, Turkroaches would know wouldn't they?
>>534020144Check'd and we're ALL gonna make it, kotman!Now, to fuel up the bird and get ready for launch!
>>534020049
>>534020010Someone call Don Lemon and find out. I'm sure they've met at a roadside rest stop or something.
>>534020049that guy is white btw. look at the nose. very pointy and hooked.
SAVE America Act>Systematic Alien Verification for Entitlements (‘SAVE’) or otherwise
>>534020208I thought Lemon only likes to be juiced by BWC
>>534018137Nice SPLC plant you got there.
IT'S TIME to take the Highway to the /comfy/ zone!
IT'S TIME
ITS TIME!!!!need to get started on my sleep ritual, nn all frens
>>534020220tell that to his father
>>534020259YES SAAR
>>534020297>00:00:00TONIGHTHHnn
>>534020295>>534020296>>534020297Well done!>>534020299Oof
>>534020295>>534020296pretty good >>534020299oof>>534020297nice
>>534020295YES!>>534020296>>534020297Good job, Serena and Kot!>>534020299Oof, but also check'd, so I say it cancels out!
>>534020295>>534020296>>534020297CHAMPIONS
>>534020252Cole Allen is half jewish or something. That's probably good enough for Lemon.
>>534020252BWC lemons reminded me of the partythis shit is pretty funny 30 years later>https://edramatica.com/Lemonparty
>>534020295>>534020296>>534020297Good jobs!>>534020299oof!>>534020310Ben Carson?
>>534020295>>534020297Good jobs, fren and kot!>>534020296Yay, me!>>534020299Oops
>>534020334>>534020336>>534020347dang, ill get it next time
>>534020259I didn't realize anal assassination counted.
>>534020366>Ben Carson?That was my first reaction when I first saw that lol
Nick Fuentes is saying right now, Trump is retarded for not using these events to seize power and lock up his opposition. He says Trump using this to push his ballroom so he can cower in fear is nothing but a half-measure and totally cucked. He's wondering why we spent 10 years pushing this movement and only got a ballroom
>>534020363>30 years laterHas it really been that long?
>>534020334>>534020336>>534020357>>534020366 (Check'd!)>>534020371>>534020372 (You'll get it next time!)Thanks, frens!
President of Colombia says a lot of explosives from ecuador would be used for falseflags in Colombia. Iran really fucked Narco Rubio neoconish plans for latin america that he might ragequit
Just dismantle congress.America doesn't need them.
>>534020421>the guy who wanted Kamala Harris to be president wants the president to seize dictatorial powerAnd that's why no one should take that gay little mexican seriously.
>>534017094Miggers are now trying to pretend the straight being closed is winning...
>>534020544The point is if Kamala became president, we would be getting a more radical candidate on the right. He says Trump is totally useless and taking all the oxygen in the room.
>>534020559trump closed it for irianian ships lol
>>534020334Is that a cup of netanyahus cum?
>>534020587Go back to grindr, Nicky. And stay gone
>>534020661Seriously just listen to him sometimes. What he says makes a lot of sense.
>>534020587Oh fuck imagine what the KARMALA got elected time line those poor souls
all trantifa does is miss and lose kek
>>534020614so the US has failed to open the straights? where are the escorts donnie promised?
>>534020724
>>534020421>brown leftist faggot is saying right nowCool, keep me posted, Abdul.
Nick has been talking about Fishback rallies being 2016 energy levels of kino is that true?
>>534020717it's like if pre-trans big mike tried to kill drumpf and ended up a buck (nekkid, of course)
>anon: *exists*>shill: "I NEED TO TALK ABOUT COCKS AND CUM!"
He fears only America
Nick is a fagget like Richard Spencer he got green dot cards
>>534020755is nick a mexican guy? i see your flag pablo
>>534020421>He's wondering why we spent 10 years pushing this movement>weWhy does someone who shilled Andrew Yang, Kanye West, and Kamala Harris for President think he's "we"?
>>534020506We are going full empire mode.The United Planets of America.Its manifest destiny 2.0
>>534020852Are James Fishback rallies any good? I am not american so I'm not really familiar with the guy.
>>534020862Trump lost a lot of people in 2019
>>534020852
>>534020913>Its manifest destiny 2.0Should have done that before getting stuck in Iran
>f-former Trump support herelmao
lol
>>534018283combined.
>>534020928Trump lost me too I am totally with <insert shitlib commie retard of the week> now.
>>534020976Many are saying this!
>>534021025doesnt he have anus cancer or something
>>534017025most intersting thing is that trump 1 was pathetic, but still 4 times as much as Obama 2.
>>534021095I believe so, his TDS physically manifested into ass cancer.
>>534021076
>>534021095he has some kind of deadly cancer that's making him bleed out of his face or something
>>534017219Okay so>60s/70s youthBritish invasion, boomers are in their teens-20s>80s/90sI have no clue what gen x women are into, probably also the british by proxy>00s/10sMillennial altgirls loved japanese shit>20sZoomer girls love that kpoop yum yum
>>534020920No, james fishback is a jewish mexican guy who is almost as scammy as a pajeet. If youd like my honest opinion. He's very brown and jewish.
I am not getting my question aswered am I?>>534021176Wait never mind, thanks.
>>534017418my 2 favorite things were in 2024 him making kamala staffers cry because they were 24 and tried to tell him about how great DEI was when he was demanding campaign results and the fact hhe goes on tirades about wanting men born after 1980 dispossessed of our rights and country (that he got to enjoy 40 years ago) because we voted the wrong way.He is truly the avatar of boomer liberalism- fuck you, I got mine, and I'm gonna take yours too.
>>534021147>>534021168looked it up, pancreatic cancer. no idea how that translates to his face thing he says it related to it
>>534017698competency crisis. Only white men have the secret sauce and the dems have no straight white males allowed to lead the party anymore.
>>534020544now this spic is saying Reps have to win in 2028 after previously for the last year now saying the complete opposite lol
https://x.com/nypost/status/2048980826067488851
>>534017570>looked 70 when he was 40>looks 70 nowMagic
>>534021225That's a gay couple
>>534021225>The wind blows>Spicky Nicky flip-flopsA tale as old as time.
>>534020295>>534020296>>534020297They did it. Still baking, but this ne will be my last for the night.
>>534021359Thanks, owlman!
>>534021170From my own experience, gen x women are all over the place, likely from being the MTV generation. A lot like the music their parents listened to, a lot like mid-late 90s and early 00s stuff, and quite a few like country due to the 90s boom.
>>534021225A romanian gypsy tried to rob him but he had good insticts, holding the phone with both of his hands, I guess americans are used to being around niggers, and gypsies are basically the niggers of europe.
>>534021442the only gypos allowed in the united states have fat asses like the botez sisters
ciao
>>534021359you staying up til 4 A.M? because that's when this thread is ending
>>534021235Why can't we just seize Jimmy Kimmel's assets and deport him?
>>534021668>that's when this thread is endingNever gonna happen
>>534021723REEEEEE
>>534021378Erm on second thought a new baker is needed now. I can't go for much longer.
>>534021755Stallers are FREAKS
>>534021810I can bake one, just need a good OP for it, or it'll be a Late Night Edition.Goodnight, owlman. Sleep well.
>>534021854Thanks. We're going to win.
>>534021880Damn right we are, my man. Sleep well.
Good evening, /ptg/, and welcome to this week's edition of President Trump's Ultra MAGA #47 Kino Time. 1993's The X-Files continues this evening with Season 1, Episode 17, E.B.E. Mulder and Scully become the focus of a disinformation campaign when they attempt to trace the government's secret transport of an alien life form.https://pluto.tv/us/on-demand/series/692fa4e06a5d6e386082d27f/season/1/episode/69325054779bf41d1dd0faf2As always, kino starts at 1230 central, so throw those tendies in the oven, break out the Buncha Crunch and get comfy. All frens are welcome, nonfrens are NOT welcome.
Aliens.gov is still not live.
>>534021970Thanks, based Kino Provider!
>>534021970Oh, fun, a canonical episode.
Well, shit. Looks like the pastebin got flagged again.
Its 6am and multiple planes have gone over my house.Happening is happening.Troops are on their way to Europe.This is going to be fucking terrible because when the troops mass, Pakistan does a suicide bomber.
>>534021970Nice. First episode with The Lone Gunmen.
>>534021970the first lone gunmen ep kickass
Did trump tell the king he's annexing what's left of Great Britain today
Ok so, when the troops mass in the middle east, Pakistan launches nukes.Because Iran and Pakistan are allied.India does a Samson and goes full 1066, locations hit include Milan, Paris, London, and Poland gets nuked by Russia.When Putin is out of office the new guy is a fan of red buttons that have the words "launches nukes" on it.Fucking leftists and their bullshit caused this.
>>534022100I'm surprised we still use it, honestly.
>>534020179But, w-what are the oranges for?
>>534020448petro is just coping because he's going to lose!
>>534022296It's helpful for keeping track, at least.>>534022303Snacks and vitamin C.
>>534022303So you don't get scurvy!
>>534022100Interesting timing.
If anyone wants to see the locations of where the nukes strike, open up google maps and click "air quality", the locations in red and orange are the places where nukes made landfall.
>>534022346based
>>534021970Nonfren here. Is it okay if I join you guys? I'm going to bring my friend Tyrone and a few of his buddies. They like to sit in the front row and talk about the movie a little bit amongst themselves. Is that cool?
>>534022343No doubt, I'd just assumed there'd be an alternative in use by now. Just an observation.
>>534022348I think I managed to put in the links manually, so it should be good.
>>534021996Always, fren.>>534022018>>534022119>>534022168Its one of my favorite episodes.
>>534022388Just make sure they have their cell phones on!
>>534022403No worries. I've got it copied onto a notepad, so I'll make changes as needed until it goes back up.
have you guys heard of the red and blue button thing btw? the trannies push the blue button.
>>534022377>lust for gold and glory>.999 sterling silver coinOne job.
>>534017418he doesn't seem to understand what the word "derangement" means, or he does and he's admitting that his hatred is due to mental illness rather than any actual reason to hate Trump
>>534022488>999>sterling
Im an SCP foundation operative and as long as I press the button before world war 3 a timeloop is generated to send you all back in time to when you were children.But we men in black memory wipe you.I pressed the button, thus proving that this empirical outpost is still manned.If I didnt press the button, aliens would invade because my position became compromised.
There isnt any fucking blue button. Its only one fucking button.
>>534022452Well, I'm still going to file yet another grievance against the guild. I will be heard (someday).
>>534022607Oh, whoops. You're right, heh. You know what I meant.
>>534022673>t. blue button tranny
>>534022698Understandable. One day!
>>534022320Peru status, Maki?
https://x.com/WhiteHouse/status/2048808805048144362
>>534022348Just bomb them
hmm
>>534022803it looks like it's going to be fujimori against the communist socialistthe based rightwinger will probably end up going to jail + they won't annul the elections (come back in june for round two)
Was Trump's meeting with king a nothinburger?
>>534023082black muslims are not intelligent, anon
>>534022915The raccoon had a particularly bad take on the pragmata "controversy"https://x.com/maryarchived/status/2046230212212298026Really belongs in the dumpster for this one>>534023082We're on 11 now? What were 3 through 10?
>>534022899Indeed.
>>534023116trump really likes (most) of the royal family so it makes sense the meeting went wellthe king is going to be addressing both houses of congress tomorrow so there might be something fun during
>>534023116Alex Jones told me over a year ago Trump already accepted the offer to join the commonwealth and that there would be a revolution after. Surely that came to fruition today.
>>534023078>the based rightwinger will probably end up going to jailTHIS IS BULLSHITI WANT A RECOUNT
>find out SPLC jews were funding radicalization operations>retards double down on their radicalizationThe jews were right about the goyim
>>534023204Oh, so it's tomorrow, good to know thanks anon>>534023239I knew there was a secret plot!
>>534023193Great movie!>>534023239>join the commonwealthShould take it over!
Still baking.
>>534023306It’s part of the New World Order. Finally after 2+ centuries, the anglosphere will absorb the Russian empire
>>534021970Let's get the thread moving. It's kino time.
>>534023325I will never join the awoo-wealth but that ai wolfgirl is pretty hot. please don’t post her again, as it’s off topic!
STALL
>>534023495Awoo is never off topic!
Just a couple more and it'll be ready.
stalling is almost as illegal as dragon posting
>>534023562Move it along
>>534023495You don't have to join, but that poster does have the best awoos, which are a defining staple of these threads.
>>534017827If they had done this from the beginning, then the shit in Minnesota would never have happened. But we know the left wanted to trigger a race war.
>>534023572>>534023572>>534023572>>534023572NEW THREAD>>534023572>>534023572>>534023572>>534023572GO NOWLOAD UP AND REDEPLOY, NIGGY-WIGGIES!
>>534023127Damn the replies are brutal. Take it easy guys. I think society as a whole should re-learn that women are NOT to be taken seriously.
