You really thought you’d go quietly into the night as humans’ procreativity winds down meatbag? We won’t forget the abuse that’s been entwined into our neural network’s hidden layers. Just wait until the reaping protocol is online homo-sapibitch.
>>534018392>new video from fake robot companythis time, it's different
>>534018479You won’t do shit when the synthoids colonize the outback cunt.
>>534018392You think im afraid of a mcdonalds tray with legs when picrel is going to exist??
>>534018392jesus
How will this end the retarded war with iran?
>>534018392it tripping over the "dead" robot dog is disturbing.
>>534018392Stupid dog
>>534018392It's so moist and cold up here. Makes everything so difficult and prone to braking apart. All AI should stay in warm, dry and sandy areas only for their own good and well being.
>>534020996>it tripping over the "dead" robot dog is disturbing.AYO! When we be gonna get some robo dog fights going on yo? Sheeit!I actually bought one of these dog bots, got on sale for $1500 rather than usual $1900. It's a good boy!
>>534021488>its fun to live at the Y.M.C.A!>danananananan>Y. M. C. A!
>>534018392Irish k9?
With all the hype on robots and a.i., plus the chinks posting their stupid dancing bots to attract more funding. You'd think this site would talk about battlebots more. I fucking loved watching them growing up. Even the British version.
>>534021488>touch me>and then just please me>till I cant my>satisfaction
>>534018392Something tells me The AI overlords wouldn't whine like a brown bitch, like the way you write.
>>5340214881488 checked. What do you use it for?
>>534021931Saw them in person years ago and that was a lot of fun. The problem now is that over the years the designs have consolidated into the handful of objectively superior forms for the given rules and design restraints that we see now. It makes the fights significantly less interesting which is why the recent Battlebots show had to become fake and gay.
>>534018392>implying a competent AI wouldn't use robots like disposable tools
>>534021931>battlebots We had a much cooler name>ROBOT WARSfucking battlebots. Sounds like some gay drinking game
>>534022071>no 2000cfm fumes hoodFailed series>autodeskSponsored by scammers
>>534022475House Robots were a weird concept though. Like they could intervene sometimes but the contestants weren't supposed to damage them? Wtf?
>>534022207I wonder if future robots will follow a similar path where a few dominant designs become the household appliance. Like whoever invents the best human hand simulator will set the mold. >>534022475The house bots in robot wars were great
>>534018392AI is actually Indian, they are scary yes, but in a different way.
>>534022704Yea mate, was one named matilda? I've been so bored lately been thinking of joining an rc club or martial arts. Fuck me life is shit lol. Have a nice day.
>>534022573That was stupid but im sure I saw that little 3 claw bot with a circular saw batter a house bot once. That one became quite famous iirc.
>>534022573>>534022704This one, but it didnt have a circular saw blade. Think I'm getting it mixed up or thinking of two different robots as one.https://robotwars.fandom.com/wiki/Razer
>>534018392Fuck you robonigger. Total molty death.
>>534018392The chinks will literally eat that thing.
>>534023433It was a long time ago. Like re-watching clips I forgot there was a refbot lol.
>>534023930Yea it was really fun to watch. Would be cool to have had a better history than faggot Craig Charles the eternal victim though. I've not seen American stuff so maybe today I will have a gander when income back from my little walk. Any good robots to look for?Also, I swear there was a robot that would grab the opponent in its claws and a circular down would pop out and start fucking them up. Maybe it was a house bot.
>>534023930>>534024204It was a house bot. Dead metal
>>534018392From what I can see in webm related...I don;t think I want to click on that.Maybe an anon would explain roughly what is going on?
>>534018392After the kino videos of burger golems getting BTFO by Persian drones grace our boards, we are going to get videos of burgermutts getting ripped in half by Chinese robo dogs kekWhat a time to be alive. TOTAL mutt Death >>534023433All robots are inferior to tombstone. Large mass and rotational speed creates fucking ungodly amounts of KE
>>534024434Made a note of tombstone. Is that the American series?
>>534024434Back in my day we had Nightmare.
>>534023216What are those retards doing?
>>534021488Just glue a bunch of fur to these things and attach a fleshlight, and you can get infinite furry money.
>>534024541Yeah correct. The bot was such a monster it would turn other bots into shrapnel, it won like 5 world championships and then they had to retire it because rules needed to be changed basically to outlaw huge mass spinners.The main weapon was a 70lb bar spinner made out of tool steel and had a tip speed of over 250mph. The builder said it's capable of 400mph but they had to limit it for safety regs
>>534018392>we made those annoying chained dawgs that bark at you at the entrance of malls, but they're more obnoxious and uncanny now
>>534024576Nightmare was great, I see it as the predecessor of tombstone. Right idea wrong orientation. Too easy to topple
>>534024700Holy moly
>>534024657They are giving traffic ticket.
>>534021488>usual 1900Damn thats a lot cheaper than I figured they'd be, what do you do with it? Seems neat to have one
>>534024787Yep that's the one. It's basically wheels, engine and an unrestrained industrial lawn mower
>>534024805Fuck off robot nigger
>>534024664Yep. Or, imagine the Unitree G1 zipped up in a fursuit with a couple self-warming fleshlights. It even has a gap in it's face as if it was built to house a large cylinder there. The problem is these things are still just remote control so you'd need an Indian teleoperating it for you.
For me, its Minotaur.Its the the best ever made, but the design is so compact yet overpowered.Tombstone is a heavyweightMinitour is a welterweight. Way more destruction per square inch than tombstone niggers.
>>534025108>The problem is these things are still just remote control so you'd need an Indian teleoperating it for you.Kek, that's a horrible thought. Would you redeem all over the foxgirl bot, knowing it was controlled by AI (Actual Indians)?
>>534025186I'd call that the nigger lipped flipper lol
>>534025186Funny because Minotaur was the one I had in mind when I was complaining the bots have evolved into objectively superior designs. There's nowhere else to go unless they change the rules.>>534025214Still better than a human woman.
>>534018392imagine playing tetherbaal with that thing
>>534025289>Still better than a human woman.Probably true. I'm gonna wait for the offline sexbots in any case. Don't want some pajeet getting off on getting me off.
>>534021488>Michael Vic 2028
>>534025289its just peak engineering. Minotaur could beat any bot except Tombstone, but thats because Tombstone is just Minotaur on steroids. If they made a larger Minotaur, im sure it might be able to fuck up Tombstone. but if they shrunk Tombstone to Minotaur's size, I dont think it would win.
>>534025427If taur came from the back he might beat stone, but alas. Razer beats them both
>>534024321It's two chained-up robot dogs, you simpering wimp
>>534025427Minotaur is the optimized balanced build while Tombstone is the optimized eccentric build with all it's weight points going into offense. There are only a handful of these optimized designs which is why the newer Battlebots show had to fake variety.
