The king has grown weary of your stale routine
>>534023285nahhe makes Melania and her hoosband seethe
Something bad gonna happen to this faggot.
>>534023285When’s the next time he’s going to cry on tv?
>>534023455Of course the Abbo nigger would say something retarded.
>>534023285Here is a good joke about Trump.Watching Donald Trump strike a deal with Iran is similar to landing on the moon, muslims think its fake, its all staged, and even if they saw evidence that it could be the greatest moment in history, they wouldn't believe it.
>>534023285This guy the king, mentally insane; he doing some homosexual behavior against our organs.
>>534023547When he gets fired and has to tell his audience of trained seals it’s over
>>534023500Honestly Jim, is trying to be ethical; do not hurt the guy.
>>534023638Your show sucks, Kimmel
>>534023675I am not Jim.
>>534023285It’s world wrestling entertainment for the gullible masses. You have no representation and your political parties are two cheeks of the same asshole.
>>534023675Jim, do you have intestinal parasites; consider deworming yourself.
>>534023285Oh, please. Remember last time Trump tried to have Kimmel taken off the air?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suspension_of_Jimmy_Kimmel_Live!
>>534023638Nah breh, karma is a real thing. Something bad gonna happen to him or his family.
>>534023814Rolling for there being real consequences. The guy clearly didn’t learn any lessons from the last time
I do not trust the ethiopian and his false kingdom, he doing some feudalism with the mongolian; they doing a plot against our organs, prester john and genghis khan, strange dichotomy.
The president today, doing something like feudalism.
>>534023285You just know he’s going to be murdered Didn’t he know ?
>>534023285Leave Jimmy Alone! He is poor and retarded just like us commoners. I fact checked this on Snopes!!
>>534023814Please , youre not this stupid , we’re on the verge of a civil war , jimmy is about to disappear.
>>534023852>karma is a real thingYou don't catch bad karma from cracking joke about a very unpopular president. One of the most pathetic things about Trump is how thin skinned he is about everything. While endlessly dishing it out on the world stage. Guy's throwing haymakers at world leaders, entire counties, entire races of people and everything else that pisses him off.Then clutches pearls and screeches like a wounded puppy if so much as a spitball get throw his way. It's just pathetic given how much power he has right now as president.
They trying to take people, the people in power; doing something like a tribune.
>>534023285>says he's going to end an entire civilization>says it's good that Robert Mueller died among others>is the bitch of a genocidal maniac>some guy makes a joke about you>NO NO NOOOOO YOU CAN'T DO THAT, IT'S MEAN STOP
he makes all the people i hate angry
The people in people have some agenda with these non human entities, they work with some group of reptilian, they doing something with frequency weapons.
>>534024683>The people in powerSometimes the metadata glitches the text.
Unlike Democrats, I don't wish people and their families to be murdered. But Jimmy needs to be fired. Same with the pigs on The View. ABC/Disney receive government payouts to be on the air as long as they are bipartisan. Whoopi wishing they all got killed is disgusting even for a nigger.
>>534024632I have to pull this meme out of retirement for retards like you.
>>534024575>You don't catch bad karma from cracking joke about a very unpopular presidentSure but doing that shit everyday single day and wishing death on mother fuckers will get back to you. That shit is legit crazy
There sometimes time displacement.
I do not trust the president and his doings, around my organs.
>>534024857>*takes out baalroom chip*>*puts in current thing Trump is upset about chip* >JIMMY KIMMEL BAD!
>>534024850why should they all be removed from their job but not Trump?
>>534023285Didn't he kill Jim Carey's wife? Guy is just as big of a satanic pedophile as anyone else in DC or Hollywood.
>>534025174Fuck off schizo
The president doing something dark, it not a Republic.
>>534023455I remember when aussies was funny here because the bants was top notch. All of /pol/ clapped. Now you are a second grade canadians.
>>534025219They have some people that deny the evidence, and make false generalizations.
They have white hats, black hats, and grey hats.
>>534024857Your meme has nothing to do with what he said
>>534024850Its disturbing how many of them are open about killing anyone that doesn't agree with their political beliefs.
>>534023743That's exactly what Jim would say gang
>>534023285Not funny, hilarious. But also first amendment rights. Threatening to erase a civilization is not nearly as bad as a joke. Quit projecting kike. It’s hilarious it makes everyone seethe
>>534023500>Something bad gonna happen to this faggot.It's kind of crazy how much of a bubble these libtards are in. They really don't think any violence will visited on themselves with the way they run their mouth.
>>534025440Dr. Gustavus, I am not Jim, and I am not in some gang.
If it rates it stays. even the business jew understand this>jidf kikes are minimum wage bottom feeders who need free housing and other gibbschecks out
There Phil, that some random guy in the Philippines.
>>534025270The TDS reaper makes no exceptions. If you hate Trump, you are cringe. That's all there is to it.
>>534025523True but i think it applies to everyone. I did some fucked up things when I was a young adult. Treated some people bad too. Then karma got my ass and it actually changed me bro.
They have Steve, some random Australian guy.
There was some guy, who talked about Captain Murphey.
>>534025395>>534025523They're radicalizing the Right. Likely just so they can say "both sides are the same" which is a false narrative they've been trying to push for years now.I hope it never happens. But I won't be surprised if it does.
>>534025563>Says in this book that Jimmy is an ancientfag. He lurked the chans since their creation and his been shitposting since. I donno if we should trust anybody denying being Jim. We should look for more clues.
This guy Captain Murphey, somehow has the ship.
>>534025761One time I posted a thread on /x/ I showed people this funny cat, black and white; and he somehow had a ghost inside of his ear, he was funny.
this whole thread is nothing but samefag to keep it bumpedthe fuck are they sliding
>>534025761That's a great idea Velma! Me and Daphne go over to /x/ and you, Shaggy and scooby browse /int/. We split up and meet back here
>>534025862>One time I posted a thread on /x/We can tell, now go back
/x/ was different back then, I cannot find the thread in the archives.
>>534025745True theres way more hatred coming from the left.
>>534025958I am on /pol/
>>534025994But they're being openly Evil now. I think the whole #CancelDisney campaign over Kimmel's suspension worked in their favor and now they feel invincible.
That group disney, does some behavior like michael jackson.
>>534026007Found this old book containing the history of Kimmel. Says in the last pages:>I've never been funny. I tried everything but it always ends in failure. I even tried being an edgy jerk on the chans but even the trolls and the lurkers find me boring. The company did a servey and they found out my audience is mostly fat people to fat to move and dementia patients. I feel I can no longer milk angry trump hating woman. I need something new or else I get shut down.This seems to be the motive for being an massive faggot.
>>534025900if anything its fairly consistent>dont talk about trump failures>dont talk about the white house>dont talk about the iran war>don't talk about lebanon>dont talk about tel aviv pedos or epsteinmost importantly dont talk about jew fuckups and israel
>>534026356>This seems to be the motive for being an massive faggot.what's your motive for being an obvious kike shill?
>>534026356Jim might be doing, homosexual behavior; it is not ethical policy.
>>534026356He always gave chills down my spine, right Velva?
>>534026493
>>534026493>what's your motive for being an obvious kike shill?it's shekels isn't it, like money and stuff
>>534023500Nah, faggots never die
>>534026599Flanders, consider your options here.
>>534023500He's a cryptojew so unlikely.
>>534025395Except historically the bulk of all political ideology based violence has been from the right. It's like 80/20 and even so called left based actions are rarely that clean politically. Being conservatives are always fear whipping their under educated base. The great replacement, fear of gays, fear of trans and everything else they can leverage. There is a reason Homeland has said the greatest threat of domestic terrorists events is home grown right based groups.
I ended up watching one Jimmy monologue because I never seen him before and it was fucking awful. No charisma, no pacing, no delivery. He just read the script at a rapid pace. I miss when Conan and Ferguson were on every night. These new age stand ups are all awful. Especially fucking Colbert who I always feel like he's being condescending. Fallon I can't fucking stand because he acts like the guy in the group that thinks he's funny and always laughs at his own joke.
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>>534023285Jimmy is a blue button pusher
There the Rand corporation, and Los Alamos; whatever they doing is something on a different level.
>>534026901>blue buttonThey the un, doing that sort of feudalism.
>>534026824I personally haven’t laughed at any “comedian” for at least 20 years. Comedy is dead.
The un they want to destroy the lands.
There the welsh, and his group with british intelligence.
You guys are prissy like women
>Umm exqweeeze me Melania your gonna be a widow!>*CANNED AUDIENCE LAUGHTER*do people actually find this funny? reddit type humor? and they are owned by a childrens cartoon company?
>>534027559USA controls the World and keeps you safe. Be humble!
>>534026824Colbert was never a comedian, he's always been a scripted actor who had funny script writers when he hosted the Colbert Report in character. the Late show seriously revealed his short comings. There would have been 20 better comedians in nyc alone who could host the late show better or as good as Letterman
