Oldies but goodies or, make something fresh edition. Will also accept jeets vs trains and TPBD. Those always make me smilePreviously on pol >>533984977
>>534025312
jokes on moot everyone calls it autosage now, also the guy was obviously joking by calling him a newfag, moot was such a sensitive no fun allowed faggot.
>>534025312>ancientfag shitKinda zased ngl
>>534025429Then post dead niggers or kikes of faggs. I'm not picky.
>>534025312It's autosage when the mods force a thread to never bump instead of just deleting it for whatever reason. Bump limit refers to a set number of posts until the thread no longer bumps. Newfags.
>>534025574That's half of what makes it a classic
>>534025560zased is good, zamn zaddy... chill
>>534025574Also I have a not funny suspicion that it's been the long standing way of shadow pruning without leaving janny evidence.
>>534025741They do it all the time on /v/ when they disagree with a thread but don't want to out right delete it.
>>534025677K. Thanks I guess, but I retired young so I wouldn't have to babysit and listen to simi retarded broccoli haired, douche flute playing, bring your switch to work, on some kind of spectrum speak. I'm sure you're just being ironical. Kids these days wouldn't get this as a reference.
>>534025965
>>534025312>TFW niggers
>>534025345Nice Frogger game, kek
>>534026174Of course you can post nigger hate. I apologize for not saying it specifically. I assumed it went without saying.
>>534026383Truly a classic. I miss the old internet
Lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your ”pol humor” threads. Face it. most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history. get over it losers
>>534025312>black border and white textdamn, I forgot that was the thing for a good while
>>534026710Thank you for your blessing.
>>534026710>never fail to make me laughWorst pasta ever, thats the point.
>>534025965lol unc wilin out oah heeah. with yo baldin ass lollll crashin out nigga chill damn lol
>>534026710I you were a pizza mine would be free right now, but tank you for consecrating this thread before the fingolian sobered up to find it.
>>534026710Damn we got a real thread.
>>534026843Um... Yes I too think that the hebrews, spades, and gays are a detriment and that only straight, land owning, Godfearing white men of Christ should have the vote. Thank you for the words of encouragement... My dude.
On a complete side note not worthy of it's own thread. I've been starting to take shit comics and make edit templates. Does anybody think that's worth the effort? pizzakike's are so far in the strawman/pes law zone they almost don't need anything, but I think her getting the Lainey treatment is hilarious. I know this isn't great, but it should make it easier for somebody with talent.
>>534025669>webbumdid he died
>>534027088Reminds me a weird video I saw here where a girl puts a finger into a hole too. I think it got cut off, and then she got a fortune telling about having a long life? In the end she got hit by a car.
>>534025312i have a full pirate bay torrent full of 4chan memes that was compiled around 2009. it's fucking glorious. I miss my life during those times like you wouldnt believe.>i was 21 in 2009 and spending many nights detoxing off heroin in jail then fucking bitches and skipping out on rent on the other dayslike you would not fucking believe.
>>534027247Why would a 6yo even have a gun in the first place?>united statesOh right.
>>534027247They sure do start them young these days.
>>534027286I fucking hope so.>>534027494How else he gonna get money fo his school clothes and sheet?>>534027474Feel free to post any of them. I would fucking hate to see pol humor devolve into the figu onepiece hell that is gif
>>534025669>>534027286>filenameNo he was fine
>>534027584hmm... what to choose.
Demotivatior meme format, the precursor to today's commonly seen memes.
>>534025345lost hard
>>534026710Hi Jennifer
>>534027584it had a bunch of pr0n too though so i deleted those parts out because it is pre dmca times and i am positive i have my handlers watching me.
>>534026710
>>534025669Ya dun goofed
>>534025669
>>534027570>that pinko retard thinks he's rebelling.
>>534026383Legends
>>534025484>2018>oldJesus Christ. Kill yourself, election tourist.
>>534027629Well shit. I wish I didn't know that now. Next you're going to tell me this needs to get renamed
>>534027247>be american>get shot by a toddler
>>534027692I had completely forgot that was a thing. Although I haven't watched kikemouse shit in decades.
>>534027726You don't have to go out of your way anon. Anything old and offensive will do.
>>534025312Autosage won btw, newfag moot eternally btfo'd
>>534025312"I'm le heckin epic edgelord owner of pedobear chan. I hate free speech, fun and nazis but I love lolis and trannies. AMA!"
>>534028022Grim
>>534028093im almost 40 and so many of these seem so alien to me by now. ill never forget showing "best korea" to my hapa-korean ex gf and making her laugh in front of her latest boyfriend, i still cant believe i was such a fucking cuck back then. the guy literally asked me if he approved of him dating her. what a whore. now shes childless and im a business owner father/husband. /pol/ for life!!!+I am alsod drunk
>>534028187>>534028163>>534028143>>534028122>we used to have a high trust society and cameras that photographed from a hell dimension apparently.
>>534027890>777362624745065.mp4yeah, it needs to get renamed anon
>>534028335>jeets don't flush
>>534028656Oh that's nasty Pepe.
>>534028665
>>534028665tf is that alien
>>534028122>>534028143>>534028187>>534028204>>534028223nice
>>534028765
>>534028730Interesting take and definitely an older one I've never seen before, but isn't he being a little contrarian. Sea world is literally right next to the ocean. In a way that's almost more fucked up about it. All those animals home's are right over the fence. It's like your next-door neighbors kidnapping you and locking you in the basement to make you dance for scraps for guests.
>>534028589cute
>>534028927based nigger
>>534025312I think Hiro posted once and I called him a newfag.It just felt like thats how things should be.
>>534028745Jim Jefferies joke intensifies.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsLwzXxeBe8
>>534027503
>>534028122
>>534029127Political comics were better back then.
>>534028894
>>534028022Dude has a switch too? At least all his trash is in a box. He also has a cat chotsky.
>>534027745Should be in hindi
>>534028222Epstein told him to do it. Never forget m00t was handled.
>>534029345>epstein-hiding-spotFunny, but that couldn't be what his looked like. There's no creepy "dentists" chair and equipment.
>>534025365Are you old enough to see the chatlog of his fight with snacks? Back in 05, I think it was. Kek. The dude was always a massive pussy and total loser. That's why his exit was so disgraceful.
>>534027836Their “Black Ops” Wish.com unit
>>534026104Cute
>>534028470He was surprisingly respectful. He only took one and admired her tits like any normal person would. That's one thing that unites everyone. All humans, even the nigs and the females, like nice tits.
>>534029465हाहाहा! तुम घटिया नस्लवादी लोग अपने "pol humor" वाले पोस्ट से मुझे हंसाने में कभी असफल नहीं होते।मान लो, ज़्यादातर अश्वेत लोग तुम जैसे नादानों से कहीं ज़्यादा सफल होंगे। तुम इतिहास के गलत पक्ष में हो। इस बात को समझ लो, हारे हुए लोगों।
>>534025429
>>534025312Wow.That is an oldie. and a goodie.
>>534029482I'm 100% spaghettiOs positive we will never get a sketch comedy show like that again. It's almost as if the powers that be would kill somebody if they tried.
>>534027157No, this shit is chris chan tier shit without the comedic angle of an autist wildcard. Verdict: Not funny.
>>534028333Sounds like you won. I was also a retard back then and I was ALMOST a cuck but then I smartened up, ditched the bitch and got custody of our kid and then I impregnated another more better woman. I also stopped drinking entirely. That shit was ruining me.
>>534026710Bless you leaf. May your week be jeet and chink free,
epstein raped moot
>>534026710Timmy = Victory
>>534028392Underrated meme. Do you like artistic revelations of the method?
>>534028656>FISH TONGUE MY ANUS
>>534029706Nice bro. Glad to hear some success stories for a change.
>>534029587>NFAC>Nigger Fire Arm Committee
>>534029625
>>534029699It's a template anon. I'll try and be funnier next time.>>534029764Wait just a second. My pattern recognition sense is going off for some reason
>>534029612Obligatory Jam Boy™ post.
>>534029706>I also stopped drinking entirely.Cool it with the antisemitism anon.
>>534029612Thanks Hans. For a second I was worried you'd post in Arabic.
>>534027000Chek'd Trips of Truth™
>>534029916Exclusive sponsorships by Wexhua optics and Airsoft (tm). I like the Darth Vader paintball armor. >>534029916
>>534030079Alhamdulilah habibi.
>>534030079>. For a second I was worried you'd post in Arabic.I bet he was worried you would post in Hebrew.
>>534027247>six year old pupilwas it a nigger? should this be added to the list?
>>534029764that guy on the bottom left looks like a good choice for an eligible bachelor
>>534027659
>>534027836I hope Civil War 2: Electric Boogaloo™ pops off before I'm too old to enjoy slaughtering faggots like that.
>>534027157Hey i want to see her cunt
>>534027890Animals hate browns and love whites. Why is that?
>>534030426Trust me you don't
>>534028301
>>534028392
>>534025345Saar, you must hold out your hand when crossing the street, saar, it stops cars and buses like magic, they call it the Magic Hand.
>>534025312Moot, used to be ok, but this other guy does some gay stuff.
>>534030713What kind of meat sir, what kind of cheese sir?
>>534028663Jeets make a mess to show dominance over others. This guy literally shits himself to gain izzat.
>>534030471There was a neat post a couple of days ago I wish I had saved about Bongs in the sandbox freaking out the sandniggers because the dogs would go right up to them like they knew them and a jeet being freaked out by how friendly all the whites dogs were in Britain.
>>534030484Based lynx
>>534030097
>>534029795>Timmy = Victory
>>534027000Bless the machine
>>534030426You don't.
This >>534025574 , m00t was just another faggot who got lucky and sold out at right moment
>>534027494Your government is throwing you in prison for liking Facebook posts, considers flying your flag to be a hate crime, and covered up Muslim grooming gangs systematically raping minors for years on end with aid from your police.
>>534030190Cosmic justice.
>>534027890Does that lion bite his dick?
>>534030679Nah. He was always an evil cunt. The fucking crypto kike used to make viruses and sell the anti virus before he stole Dos and sold it before he had the rights to it. Also I'm pretty sure he's part rothschild or something like that.
>>534031162None of that is true . . . .you just think clickbait is real.grow up kid.
>>534028301thank ms.skeltal
>>534030133Statistically more likely to be german or spanksh than Hebrew over here.
>>534031202>Also I'm pretty sure he's part rothschild or something like that.yes.
>>534030125Kek
>>534031380>Statistically more likely to be germanhardly anybody in the USA speaks German . . .most of you speak Spanish.The German thing is just a Muh heritage LARP , same as you do with Ireland.
>>534031293>None of that is true . . . .you just think clickbait is real.>grow up kid.You shills really need to get a better playbook. We deserve better quality psyops than this low effort posting. Please do better.
>>534031167Sure looks like he did. Animals really seem to hate jeets almost as much as I do.
>>534025345kek, i thought he had made itguess he did too
>>534030879Dogs can smell evil.
>>534031511Your twitter post is click bait lies. NOBODY gets jail time for criticising Islam.You really are a half-wit wanker.
>>534031511Don't expect much from shills anon. They hardly get paid more than the honest jannies if there are any of those still left.
>>534031521Fake
>>534025741This is on childrens tv by the way
>>534031487My grandparents and cousins still do. Most of the Mennonite familys I know as well. Kinda ticked my parents never taught me.
>>534031614>sure and I bet you aren't a shitskin or a feminist either.
>>534030879> There was a neat post a couple of days ago I wish I had saved about Bongs in the sandbox freaking out the sandniggers because the dogs would go right up to them like they knew them and a jeet being freaked out by how friendly all the whites dogs were in Britain.Got you senpai. It was a good post.
>>534027890Meals on wheels?
>>534031746I took German in high school instead of Spanish. I’d rather talk to Germans than spics.
>>534031783Belt up kid - you are just getting tiresome.
>>534031614Thanks jeet kike shill! Is there anything else we shouldn’t believe to goodgoymaxx?
>>534031730This is a meme by the way
>>534025312How come mods dont announce they banned someone anymore? Shits fake and gay. No soul left in the chan
>>534031607> Dogs can smell evil.Not just dogs. Animals can sense altruistic whites vs sociopathic abusing browns.
>>534031804TY and saved this time. Have a cute animal for the German pol humor animal anon.
>>534030520I guess the double tap is a natural law
>>534031862I have so many questions about that. For instance how many jews did he have to shave to make those? How did he fid a client base? And I think I don't want to know.
>>534031642Oi you got a fact checking loicense, m8?
>>534032266Awww God's weirdest crossover is a cute bb
>>534025365he is very sensitive so be gentle
>>534031642Yeah UK is ever higer
>>534025560This isn't jewish food. Those are cooked garloids and they're delicious
>>534033503Fucking savage. Garloids are practically as sentient as people. That's like eating dolphin. I'd eat subhuman food before I ate that.
>>534029901
>>534031521>>534031642
Another no humour thread
>>534034187Feel free to post something funny then. Please just make it offensive if you can.
>>534033962seems like a proper thing to punish someone who wants to watch/hear shit like that
>>534027836I pick Chudolas!!
>>534030190didn't it also turn out that he was accused of raping the nigger who shot him
>>534027726All of the old memes disappeared when boomers and millennial fat big gnarly reddit mod greybeards came in at around 2015 and started making this place their version of faceberg.
>>534027726Are you really autistic if they aren't categorized in different folders?>>534028335Was hoping the pool would be empty
>>534026659Sent this to my brother and he says it AI, I hate this gay earth
>>534026720Motivators are peak 2006
>>534025365that ban was literally for 10 minutes as a joke you massive retard
>>534030529Was it ever stopped?
>>534031520Based leopard
>>534027494More like niggers. This happened near me. The mother was a drunk who left guns sitting around
>>534029482Weapons was bretty gud.
>>534029761He was an actor you retard. And he ruined the country even more.
>>534026383Those boys? 60 years old today
>>534027247>6 year old niglet shoots 25 year old female pedophileThese teachers...
>>534033913Wait you can get arrested in frogland for spicy postang? Huh, til.IIRC the only peeps I heard getting Gilbered were recording themselves with guns in synagogues/mosques/fagdens.
>>534027157Only if its on par with Lainey.
>>534029116>Ms Pat's retarded uncle, too.
>>534028894>>534029345
>>534030086>Isolate*execute
>>534028222>canv.askek damn where are the days
>>534035427Why would you have your phone out to film your pizza? If it's because the pizza was just stolen, you'd start by looking at the bird not walking slowly towards your empty pizza box.
>>534029844Thanks anon, I needed that today, I'm happy you're here too, especially since you're spreading kindness
>>534026710thank you for the blessing
>>534027157
>>534025365Really? I don’t. Image limit/bump limit is still used, but I don’t generally spend too much time on the newfag boards.
>>534027890Bet he doesn’t have the balls to try that again
>>534027692why do people hate on this guyhe's funny
>>534034839possibly, he does have the dead eyes of a habitual sodomite
>>534027692
>>534037716this one pajeet didnt pray to elephant man every day
>>534026710Leaf. Checks out...
>>534031521fake>>534032611Oi mateI have one
OC
>>534031862I thought he was selling fake beards, liek the one he's wearing
>>534038450Telling mentally ill people to kill themselves is generally rude.I know it is common on the internet, but in personal messages towards mentally ill people, it is a bit far.
>>534027157i'm pretty sure Paul Pelosi let the fag in himself; this wasn't the first time he called the cops like this since the cops already seem tired and annoyed dealing with paul; there is some history there. On your idea: I'd recommend making some actual jokes directly and if the jokes catch on more will be made even without a template; then later someone can make a template to raise it even further and in 3 years your grandma will mail you your original joke. Pizzacake is just rather boring overall, like a female xkcd. Lainey is an absolute nutcase, she just has that raw Ben Garrison energy. pc is actually pretty close to her own drawing of herself, which is good on her part but also not as spectacularly unaware as Lainey. There's a reason Lainey took off here, just as there's a reason reddit likes to molest StoneToss comics. A work needs to start with some inherent energy to be worthy of memetic molestation. You can't grow crops on dry sand.
>>534026710Blessed thread
>>534039036all enemy footsoldiers should die
>>534039102ahahah ok this one is funnyI'll give you thatcaught me off guard
>>534039674Lol, Claude said the same to me:>No. This claim is a well-known antisemitic conspiracy theory with no basis in fact.
>>534038184there’s always at least one newfag lurking these threadslove it
>>534039971these are really funny
>>534040106Andrew Torba is GOATgo to gab.ai
>>534039971Go ahead and ask if it's openly controlled by the jews. The mental gymnastics are a sight to behold.
>>534031487There are areas of my state where people speak German more than English. German heritage people make up most of US whites. There are tons of them. German last names are everywhwre around here and race mixing is extremely uncommon. Your post is desperate cope because in one lifetime your country went from the most powerful empire on earth to an irrelevant island of inbred slaves.
>>534039984But there are arabic countries in the middle east that support israel.
>>534034323The demoralization bot posts that in every humor thread. (((They))) want to derail the /pol/ hivemind. It’s a useless gesture here though.
>>534036101>reagan le badYou have no idea what you’re talking about. Stop getting your information from the yoga studio bulletin board.
>>534033503jews made it illegal for goyim to eat garloids
>>534025345this ones a certified hood classic
>>534039971
>>534027890Aslan?
>>534040156Torba is based.
>>534029054
>>534032424Honestly, that WebM.. real ones make do, he even made it gourmet, I mean.. kudos to that guy.
>>534031783knock the jewish cock out of your moth for 10 seconds.
>>534025365autosage is not bump limitautosage is when the pajeet janitor doesn't like the content of the thread so it doesn't bump at all before bump limit
>>534039636I don't think we should be fighting a harassment based civil war.
>>534027836>having the sling just around your neck and not over a shoulder alsowew kid
>>534036737Wtf is this?
>>534042768The only reason he isn’t in prison for criticizing the Muslims is that he agreed to support Israel. Funny how that works.
>>534043822Oinker penis. Dunno why anon has it saved.
>>534035749Lol, no.
>>534044381I want Pay Per view jeer elephant squishing. We need feel good programming.
>>534044642
>>534030149Of course it was a nigger.
>>534039227>i'm pretty sure Paul Pelosi let the fag in himself;Of course he did. The faggot got life in prison for embarrassing teh Pelosi's.
>>534025669AI slop
>>534042889Fucking filthy dot head niggers.
>>534034389This stink of bolywood and jeet retardness
>>534025365That's what happens when you get raped for hours by the Rapestein crew and told to make a containment honeypot for the big bad antisemites
>>534026710>Wrong side Unbelievable coming from a filthy pajeet
>>534030190>I Never thought leopards would eat MY face!!
>>534030471I would sacrifice one thousand brown cowards to save one dog fingernail
>>534034389How could I lose to this goofy ass shit lol
>>534030520>>534030510>>534030471They know something
>>534033819Relatable
>>534045668kek I was thinking the same thing
>>534026710Praise
>>534028335this is the full poo experience
>>534030484Is that where they got the idea for deodorant
>>534039674It's this joke but lamer
>>534041979
>>534046888kekgood oneand checked
>>534032424it does not look bad
>>534045462KekThis one always gets me
>>534044236Its a duck you retard
>>534045462KekThis one always gets meIf I had a nickle for every time I accidentally searched "futanari inflation"
>>534047729gottem
>>534047730Haha accidentally you searched that up repeatedly? what a silly mistake haha
>>534027000checkem
>>534030879>filenamewell shit if it's in the us, his face'll get fixed, he'll sue, and walk away a rich nignog.
>>534042768Their women are so ugly
>>534039971Grok beta messed up.
>>534040536german is a fake ethnicity and it aint white
