If you were appointed by Trump to be the new health minister, how would you solve obesity?
>>534031081Fat shaming.
>>534031081Ban cars for people above certain weight. Make the fatties walkImpose SugarTax(tm) that subsidizes free vegetables and greensYou pay extra tax for every 1% of BMI above the healthy standard
>>534031081multiple hours of sex with me, per day. unless their face is busted then i cant help ya
There's something weird going on with the food/water/air because even pets and wild animals are getting fat
>>534031081Ban corn syrup
>>534031081ozempic in the water supply
>>534031531I would do Berberine in the water supply. It's more natural and less weird science
>>534031238Technically if they are over the vehicle weight limit, it is illegal.
>>534031711That's why all your vehicles are trucks nowadays. That won't fix the issue.30 pounds overweight - No car on weekends50 pounds overweight - No car at all, only public transport70 pounds overweight - No cars or public transport, only walkingNumbers can be tweaked, but should be harsh
>>534031311>eat processed goyslop>wonder why everyones fatlol
>>534031081Who am I supposed to have sex with if all the fat girls are gone?
>>534031081just ban fats from any building. it's childs play
>>534031081Would
>>534031081Dead camps
>>534031081Mandatory conscription to brutally efficient weight loss academy for obese men under 40.NEETs in particular are forced to join the military after they lose weight. Employed fat bastards will go back to their jobs after they lose weight.
>>534031081I would build special camps where they could focus (or concentrate, if you will) on their weight loss goals while also contributing to science by testing potential new medicines and procedures to the benefit of all humanity.I even have a few names for them picked out. Datcow, Outofsandwich, etc.
>>534031081>solve it.nowould
>>534037711Wow I've never noticed the stack of pizza boxes.What if she works at a charity or some kind of venue? Or, like, Pentagon or something. And they are about to host an all-nighter party for whatever reason.
>>534037770She ordered them for herself only.
>>534031081Mass produce ozempic and stimulants and make it so all fatties get access to it easily, tax all processed food into oblivion, tax all fat people in general after 1 year if the obesity remains
>>534031081Nigger i embezzle as much as posible and flee to Siberia.
>>534031081Build soap factories.
>>534038389They'll die before pizzas even get there, don't be a retarded nigger and waste your time.
>>534038389It's best to send them to a local charity instead, don't you care about your country? Are you a true nationalist? Why are you thinking about other countries?
>>534038534That serves double purpose. First, someone else can eat the dead so nothing really goes to waste.Second, by the time pizzas get there, they will have decomposed and spawned flies and other insects such as mealworms. These insects are a valuable source of protein. African children who grow on these larvae will be just as noble and beautiful.>>534038721>send them to a local charity instead, don't you care about your country?I went to a local charity once and it was full of Africans for some reason.In fact, everything is full of Africans lately. Odd.
>>534038930Animals can't be noble, anon.
>>534037770I meant there should be a limit per person.
>i post a one word reply>french anon takes half an hour to write a whole paragraphkek
Why are french people like this
>>534038389>I'd just stay in Mexico or go to Chile or something.I've unironically been thinking of spending my retirement days in Chile. My country choice is based on my meager retirement funds providing a comfy lifestyle while avoiding sand-, SEA-, slav- or literal niggers so I've decided on South America. Chile according to my (admittedly sparse) research looks like the least stereotypically low IQ spic country in there. If I can get cheap prostitutes that's a bonus.
>>534031802I don't want fatties walking on all my trails and getting in the way. They are the worstThey should be trained in a camp not on public sidewalks and trails.
>>534039806>implying fatties will go on trailsThey will walk to the nearest McDonalds
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>>534031081She looks just like the "English rose" the gay Britains always sing about. One can meet them during holidays in Greece Turkey or elsewhere in the Mediterranean. Feeling all flattered disregard their disgusting fattyness coz everybody fucks them.
>>534039572Yea. Mind you, most of the country still looks like a shithole, but there's plenty of decent areas as well. It is fortuitously located, out of the way of the inevitable global conflict. The climate allows for harvesting multiple times a year. It's too far for most migrants, especially the shitskins invading Europe right now. The language is simple enough for a European to pick up if they haven't already. I genuinely think it will be one of the last places to go, just because of how out of sight and out of mind it is.
>>534040475French anon why do you take so long to type
>>534031081Nothing lol. It’s people’s right to be fatassesBut I would also subsidize people’s gym membership if they actually committed to going and wanted to change. Also I’d execute people who put shit in food, but the Jews wouldn’t allow me to go that far so
>>534031311My cat is fat because she keeps bugging me and giving me a cute face when she wants more food and I feel bad when I have to say no
>>534031081At this stage of the game I would allow all the food corporations to start putting all their industrial waste made into modified food starch and accelerate the population decline.
>>534031081>If you were appointed by Trump to be the new health minister, how would you solve obesity?Well, find out what causes it would be a good first step, I guess? Considering that world-wide, neither caloric intake, nor carb, fat or proetein consumption correlates with obesity rate, there is obviously some factor we haven't examined yet.But let's not kid ourselves, this post alone is too difficult for 90% of the people here to understand in the first place.
>>534031115You can't shame someone who doesn't feel shame.
>>534040658Ah, that would explain why you think animals can be noble. You're one of those animal lover types, huh?Is it wrong to call it bestiality?
>>534031081stop making taxpayers pay for fat peoples' health care
>>534040557Wow, the first non-communist in this thread. Isn't it funny how fucking left /pol/ is nowadays?
>>534040720Yes to all three.
>>534040769Do niggers count as animals? What do you think?
>>534031802No deliveries to their homes (no mail, doordash and such)Increased tax rate +.1% per lb overNo gov gibs
>>534040808No, they are more like rocks or weeds.
>>534031081You could say to fat injection companies "You've made enough profit, its now time to roll it out to the masses" and inject every american. There is an alternative, but thats hard work
>>534040849Can a rock or a weed be noble?
>>534031081Mandatory salt cap on all food products of 0,3gr per 100gr.Fuck your seasoning you fat southern niggerfaggots.You're bloated as fuck from the salt and it's keeping your body from losing fat.
>>534040912A rock can probably be called noble if it serves some kind of sacral or ceremonial purpose for a prolonged period of time or has been carved into a sophisticated statue. In both cases the title would be honorific at most, and calling a statue a "rock" would be insulting anyway. Besides, I'd avoid using this connotation towards a rock because the name of one of the key artifacts of jewish culture can be roughly translated into English or French as "noble rock" — and I can't stand jewish culture.As for the weeds, while I'm certain the term has come up in the past the resulting term would be an oxymoron so any use case would be a jest. So I'd say no. No to both, in a general case, basically.
Tax goyslop producers to subsidize healthy food via vouchers to consumers. Gym memberships, supplements and health related products covered by insurance. Tax credits for purchasing exercise equipment. Prohibitively high tax on foods with high sugar, salt, corn syrup, hydrogenated oils, etc. remove all subsidies for corn used for HFCS, sugar beets. Tax credits for all farming/gardening related supplies. Break up meat processor monopoly and rescind/loosen regulations with regard to butchering/packing meat to incentivize local/small meat producers. Tax credits inversely proportional to farm size (acreage, herd size). Tax credits/incentives for towns to plant fruit bearing trees in public spaces. Incentivize anything that gets people exercising.
>>534031081She cute
>>534031081Free Ozempic, especially at Buccees
>>534031081My mom used to look exactly like that I'm glad she lost weight for her health but cuddling with that big soft body was MAXIMUM comfy
>>534031711>humans make the best bumper bars and protect the parts of your vehicle that would otherwise need repairing
>>534031081I hate fatties
>>534031081Unironically would
I decided to try the no carbs, low suger diet. its fairly simple and worked. I lost 65lbs in about a month. It sucked taste wise but if you do simple substitutes you'll be fine.>no bread, cakes, pasta, rice, potatoes, fried food, no juices, alcohol or flavoured milk, no filler meats like sausages.literally a keto diet but not. i ate ice cream and 4 egg scramble eggs every day, and things like apple crumble. its impossible if you're poor as to eat like this is expensive but it was cheaper than a gym membership and all I did for exercise was go on short walks. worked a charm.
>>534031081End corn subsidies. No more cheap HFCS, no more dogshit ethanol>b-but muh farmersThose niggers take in so many gibs and are responsible for us being flooded with Mexicans. Fuck em
