Why hasn't anyone thought of this?
>>534031273>convert to an ethnicityLolLmaoKys jamboy
Isn’t proselytizing illegal in you religion, Shlomo?
>>534031273Conversion is pointless.My uncle converted to Judaism just so his Jewish wife would marry him. They never properly accepted him as a Jew and he wasn't treated well apparently
>>534031273I don't believe in God though
>>534031273>voluntarily becoming an abrahamcelwhy? I also like having foreskin, I can finish jorking in 5 minutes max
>winning teamkek
the converts will always be second class members. Even then, there are degrees of jewish hierarchy. Some low level joo is borderline above goyim for kike elites.
>>534031386Shut up kike. When his kids say "both my parents are Jewish, I was raised Jewish" no one will question further.
>>534031648Same to you >>534031651
>>534031665they will pretend to accept you, but still treat you like a cattle
>>534031273as jew you have easy mode 99.9% of the time cause you just play unfair with the goyim and are allowed to use the lowest of the low methods.however there's always that simmering 0.1% chance of a new holocaust.so it's a risky choice after all.
We don't take people because it destroys your race to accept converts, and Israel is tecnically a nigger ethnostate. Only the elite of the gentiles who are super committed and righteous, like pic related or trump's daughter.But it is a sign of the antichrist/end times. The mark of the beast refrrs to phylacteries which are worn on the arm and forehead, which refers to mass conversion to judaism once the gentiles realize how gay their religions are.So no, don't convert to Judaism
>>534031725Once again, you ignore the content of my post. Fuck off kike
>>534031273>You can just join the winning team
return to odin, white man
>>534031273>Why hasn't anyone thought of this?They'll never accept you. You'll always be a goy to them.
>>534031273>Why hasn't anyone thought of this?Thats exactly how guys like Trump and Musk become, and then suddenly always were, jews.
>>534031725Pretty sure the 40% of jews intermarrying with goyim will all be looked down on.
>>534031840Because there are pure jews left? Who are they? Arab? European? Niggers? Asians? Latins? Lmao as long as you just say you are jewish all is well
>>534031273>meme flag shlomo fuck off
>>534031358Jew is ethnicity, Judaism is an Abrahamic religion that allows convertsArab is an ethnicity, Islam is an Abrahamic religion that allows convertsChristianity is an Abrahamic religion that allows converts.
If she comverts, imagine being a Jewisj guy and getting to use Putin's hot daughter as a fuckhole and "parasitizing"The Slavs. IF Russia wins the war.Then Israel could do a major chistka, including of russian fake jews.But you cannot justify political maneuvers over THE LAW. The law takes precedence even over politics and they wouldn't let her convert or they would make it extremely difficult.
>Why don’t you just convert to this nigger tier retard desert demon cult bullshit.>But bro! They’re winning! By destroying everything wholesome and turning the globe into a low IQ shitsty, let’s join that WINNING team! >What, retrieve the glory they’ve hidden and tried to destroy instead? N-n-n… No, anon. Not like that!>Modern poltards complain about not being accepted if they convert instead of ripping OP a new tranny hole.What a fucking dump this place has become.
>>534032067It's not true, Judaism doesn't allow converts, Jews tell aspiring converts to fuck off (kindly, as they don't need to convert to go to heaven) and the conversion is rendered as invalid unless they keep all thr laws.A jew doesnt have to keep the laws to be conaidered jewish.But a gentile convert has to keep all the laws or their conversion is rendered invalid
>>534031725>still treat you like a cattlewe call them jewyim
>>534032215You’ve just contradicted yourself. You can’t convert, but you can if you keep all the laws. So you can? Gotcha.
>>534031273Pecking order mate. You need to learn racist to fix your brain broken
Imagine getting to fuck Putin's hot daughter. Christcuck law considers her a bastard but Judaism doesn't.Imagine getting to fuck her with Russia winning the war
>>534031273>convert to this cesspit of ugly subhumansEww, no.
>>534032320We're nordic niggers. Stick to your own race, OK? It's not fair if the jews suffered for 2000 years and then only at the end when everutging is revealed for the gentile cattle to convert.You can become a familiar (slave) though
>>534031358This. But also, the winning side wouldn't have the most genetic disease since those stem from genetic bottlenecking which was caused by being on the losing side. And it looks like it's going to happen again coz hubris
>>534032215
>>534031725wrong. tommy mottola is a convert and was king of the music industry. also jamie dimon's in-laws asked him to convert although he declinedif they see you as a loser like most of this board is you'll probably be treated like one though
>>534032479why would I want to fuck a blacked jewish whore like her? all her features are fake and she has a dozen STD's
>>534031840Bakka
>>534031273I'm not evil to my core
>>534032215conversion invalidations only happen if the converting rabbi falls out of favor with the beit din (usually over israel issues) or some kind of divorce/death/family situation causes an inquiryit is true that orthodox (if you want a real conversion) is somewhat strict although no conversion requires you to be 100% frum and you can probaby slack after it's finalized
>>534031273I’m #JewishAndProud
>>534032067Shalom
We are niggers. Ok?! Fuck off and stick to your own race goyim cattle
>>534032718Many of the greatest rabbis in history were converts (Akiva for instance), and a friend of mine did convert. You have to join their community and marry a Jew realistically speaking because keeping 613 silly commandments without being within the community is unrealistic. The rabbi told my friend to never tell any Jew he’s a convert, though, which tells you all you need to know about their high mindedness and morality.
Stick to your own race goyim scum
>>534031273No you can't this is what Israelis seem to fail to understand ! If your mother's mother is no Jewish there is no way to be halachaly Jewish.Strictly speaking connverts are equal to mamsers.
>>534031386>>534031725this
We don't want predatory aryan scum muddying and diluting our magical negro race
>>534033060Never said they were......
>>534031273You need to be born from a Jewish mother to be considered a proper Jew since they unironically believe in being descendants of the tribe of Israel, otherwise you're just a ger who is someone who follows the Jewish law and tradition and gets integrated to the community (to an extent), and even then you need to prove having "Jewish" roots in your family or to have lived among Jews for a while to even be considered for "conversion"
conversion is unironically the unpatched hack in judaism, although some of the sub-ethnic groups (ashkenazim/beta israel etc) came from convert admixture. Fund some NGO with 30m to get the dregs of society mail order reform conversions, which entitle them to move to israel. checkmatethis why we are seeing crashouts itt
Racially pure jews have the pluses of the negroid race also with 2000 years of eugenics, from adverse living conditions.We don't want mediocre shit aryans to destroy our race.Only top goyim.Even the best goyim ruin the race thoigh because of the phenomenon of "regression to the mean." Even if you have an individual smart gentile, their descendants will regress to the gentile mean.HENCE YOU DO NOT WANT TO RACE MIX WITH GENTILES. IT'S POISON
>>534032913False! Being uncircumcised,non practicing and halachaly Jewish you are considered still considered a greater soul than a convert who follows all midrashim and lives within a eruv.
>>534033348wrong
>>534033391Whiter than you meximutt.
Jews were the victims of structural racism, being depicted as gargoyles for thousands of years. We don't want to let Aryans replace us. Fuck off
>>534031273Honestly, going gay and becoming jewish must give you the best political armour. But only with the establishment.Normal people probably like you less.
>>534033219>>534033457In the eye of the rabbinical courts a kosher convert is most definitely not a mamser. The only difference between a ger and a born jew is the ability to serve on a beit din, I believe the chief rabbi of a european country (czech?) was a convert.yes there is the niche opinion i think among some kabbalists that frei born jew > frum convert but that has little traction among the nyc elite jews and authorities in jerusalem. you are either outing yourself as a fringe outcast jew or a goy
>>534031358Jews are an ethnoreligious group, the concept really isn't that hard to grasp.
Who was the guy who pretended to be a Jew for years so he could get access to the Talmud? Think it was a German in the 18th or 19th century
>>534031273I sure want to get into the beautiful tradition of cutting my own penis. My intact penis is just so ugly ;(
The Aryan race is the racial enemy of the Jews since the beginning of time. We don't want to be subsumed by the predatory Aryan race
>>534031273I actually considered marrying a Jewess to join the winning side. But then, for the first time, I thought from a kike's POV. I peered into the long term future of my potential brood of mischlings and beheld anudda shoah. Pattern completion demands it. From their remotest history through ancient, medieval, and modern times the pattern is undeniable. It WILL happen again.It was then I realized that though they are "winning," they will not "win." I understood for the first time the existential terror of the Jew, his certainty of his people's coming decimation, and his determination to prevent it at any cost, no matter how evil. But he does not understand that this is a self-fulfilling prophecy; it is in the overreach of their very attempt to survive which turns man and God against them. He who climbs highest falls furthest. They dig their grave with their own hands. They are a cursed and doomed people. The only winning move is not to join them.Sometimes you find a white pill at the bottom of the bottle of black pills.
>>534031273Only works for your children if your wife is a jew.You won’t get accepted.
"you won't get accepted"not unique to judaism though, convert prejudice exists in every religion certainly catholicism. cradle catholics do not like converts. the average fag chud on this board probably wouldn't be treated well as a convert, but a. they can't turn you away so you can still convert and b. if you play your cards right and actually understand what judaism is (many converts don't) it's probably a different story
>>534031273A palestian tried and it didnt go well for him. The Jews killed him when he tried to use a Jewish bus stop