> be Kash Patel > head of the FBI> fighting for job due to series of scandals > shots fired at correspondents dinner> sprint through the hallway to get the scene > "is that my girlfriend holding hands with another man??"> look baffled when on the site > suspect caught> details from manifesto come out > basically says "I am going to target the entire administration except for FBI Director Kash Patel" This is the funniest thing that has happened to anyone, ever. I don't even know how to calculate the layers of embarrassment that have been folded over this man in just this April
