>this…is youWoah… epic. I have goosebumps bros. The comedian is being serious. This is huge. We better take him very seriously right now, as he is very emotional. This is a huge moment guys. The future of American civilisation is at risk bros. The funny man isn’t being funny. So chilling…Oh wait, no. He’s just a grifting bum
>>534035833I am literally Charlie Kirk. The wokes want to kill me.
>>534035865No anonWE are Charlie KirkWe carry the flame
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>>534035833Still my favorite nigger
>>534035833I'm guessing you're not on the side of rational thought.>>534035947He does that intentionally, and it's not because he supports Trotsky.
>>534035833je suis charlie kirk! war with iran now!
>>534035833I am Charlie Kirk, I carry the flame. I'll fight for the Gospel, I'll honor His name.
>>534035833>what if we jump on the grifter bandwagon 5 years too late and fail spectacularlyyou made your gorilla nest, now lie in it.
>>534035999CheckedHe makes me laugh when he says the nigger word
>>534035833>THIS IS WARdoes nothing.
>>534035833>The comedianHow is Sam Hyde a comedian? When is the last time he was funny? The TED talk in like 2013? Burping into a mic and giving shitty life advice isn't comedy. Sperging about lifting isn't comedy, it's something most teenage boys do at some point.
>>534036175Yes anon, it’s YOU that needs to put your life on the line. His is too valuable
>>534035947communism was basedwater was free and there were no water meters in apartments.now? you probably have water meter with iot in your norway house and company with board members raise prices every quarter to adjust for more profit
>>534036028>Sam Hyde>rational thoughtGood one
>new zealand tranny spammerkill yourself
>>534035833OP is unironically unaware and so deprived of authenticity because it's such a retarded slop-bot that it will never know the line is from a meme created in the book MDE published in 2016. The internet is cooked.
>>534035833Sam fell off. Hes a joke.
>>534036202getting blamed by his fans for recent tragedies is funnyputting a bunch of schizos in a house and filming them is also kind of funnybut he himself is not funny
>>534035833This guy seems like the type of annoying asshole that would try to dig their claw into literally any aspect of your life and mock you for it.>”Oh, you have kids? What are you, some kind of virgin loser? Go home to your family, “Grandpa”!!”>”Oh, you like woodworking? Why do you go carve me a dildo you fucking loser!!”
>>534035833I thought "the sam hyde show" seemed pretty promising for the first couple episodes but he's quickly reverted to churning out low effort shit in his usual dated 2012 /pol/ style.
>>534035833Was Kirk popular enough for all the hooplah?
>>534036235makin' da you tubez videowooooah buddy!
>>534035865>>534035923Based flame carriers
>>534037254Judeo-Christian g-d bless.
>>534036175No he did something, two weeks later he made a letsplay channel with his retarded pothead zoomer lackey. Western civilization is saved!
>>534036799Checked and correct. I always thought that he was the type who shows you your first cartel video in high school.
>>534036982>Was Kirk popular enough for all the hooplah?Yes and you know it.
>>534035833I stopped watching after the gay christ kike grifting shit. Hella cringe.
anyone find it funny its like some new zealand or australian white talking about sam hyde
Does anyone still support Sam? Fishtank sucked ass and the wiggers running it are insufferable. He's constantly going off on lengthy barely articulate rants obviously directed at the dumb early 20 somethings that watch him and giving them bad advice like a failed father figure. He cried over Charlie Kirk and dropped the aloof funnyman persona to reveal he's a giant fucking pussy. The gorilla nest incident. It's really a shame someone who used to be funny 10-15 years ago ended up like this.
>>534037651they are literal shills, always spamming this board with tranny garbage
>>534037516Among retards maybeLet's see him debate sam seder lol
>>534037516Hitting women is BASED!!! Shooting Charlie Kirk was also BASED. And the argument about porn in the second to last paragraph isn't wrong, either. It's basically what radfems believe though, not "chuds".
>>534035833Childless loser faggot
>>534036345>>534037714>you have to be a shill for not liking daddy Hydelol. I think this is the second thread I’ve made on him by the way. Nice job being hypersensitive
>>534037671>He's constantly going off on lengthy barely articulate rants obviously directed at the dumb early 20 somethings that watch him and giving them bad advice like a failed father figurethat's why his fans like him
>>534037856just kill yourself, tranny shill. you spam threads about metokur too while the faggot australian spams shit threads tooyou're a severely mentally ill troon that has been spamming for years
>>534036235kek, pretty much the same thing every time>this is critical, anon, you need to do something!if it's that important, how about you do something by yourself and then I join you if it seems sensible?if you aren't putting your own skin in the game, then clearly you don't actually see it as critical that something is done, so why would I sacrifice myself for it
>>534035833This guy knows who I am and absolutely hates me. Why? Don't know. Maybe because I view socialization as an enemy to destroy rather than having to spend effort being liked by people...
Why does he wear glasses? Is he unaware that glasses are the most unlikeable thing a man can wear? I am convinced that sam hyde is some sort of psyop to demonstrate how easy it is to astroturf a fake celebrity that no one actually enjoys watching just by viewbotting.
>>534036926Yeah they started strong then got retarded I agree The guests are fuckin stupid sometimes. I get that's part of the gag but it goes nowhereHis 2 recent interviews with delusional boomers were good
>>534038688"Waaaaaaaaa! You dont prostrate yourself to the mercy of our judgement. You don't want to dissolve yourself into our collective sociality. Waaaaaaaaaa! I fail to see how any contribution to socialization get me anything I want because of its inherent subjective quality. Second my experiences having tried in the past were nothing but painful experiences.So I view it as a hostile entity outside myself that must either be bypassed or destroyed outright.
>>534035833its hilarious how tries to put himself forward as a role model and "christian" now.
>>534038888>quadsChecked again.>a jew larps as a good person
>>534037516>I will use reverse psychology on them!>Surely that will work, no way they sniff out my bullshitIt's amazing that these people believe the world works like their kindergarten squabbling all the way into advanced adulthood.
did another podcaster die? is western civilization crumbling again after we saved it by voting?!
sam hyde is lost, he has a boomer mentality via paywalling content. all his content should be free (its not very good anyway) and should focus on more livestreams for money.
>>534038192Wtf are you talking about manI think you need to chill
>>534035833this is what happens when the average person is a retarded loser who wants a friend simulator that echoes their opinions. political grifting is a cost effective and sustainable career option for someone with low to moderate amounts of success.
>>534039942you're fooling no one, troon. go back to tranny farms
>>534040386I’ll leave if you take your meds first
>>534036328he's better than joe rogan
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>>534035833>>534035865That was one of the most pathetic, groveling displays I have ever seen uploaded online. Reminder that you as a taxpayer had to pay out legal settlements for public employees who got fired for making fun of a dead podcaster. Hundreds of thousands of dollars because of people like Sam.
>>534042782>this brainless knuckledragger isn’t as dumb as that brainless knuckledragger
Remember when he also said the future of america will be decided in the next two weeks (not memeing) and then nothing happened
>>534044404if there won't be any of themthere will be someone else to replace themthat someone else will be something you wont like even more lil chudbro
>>534035833>constantly calls for political violence>political violence happens>"THIS... IS YOU... SNIFF SNIFF"
>>534044480>two more weeksYea lol. You can’t make that shit upFunnily enough, it took about two weeks for people to stop giving a shit about Kirk anyway. After that he just became the butt of a joke from zoomers who “kirkify” his face onto other peopleI wonder if Hyde gets assmad when he’s scrolling Twitter and sees Kirk’s face over Epstein, or hears “We Are Charlie Kirk” being remixed. I guarantee he got upset at Druski for mocking Erika tooImagine getting so emotionally invested in something to the point you break into tears, tell people this is a historic moment that needs a civil war, only for it to become a shitposting meme. God that must be tough lmao
>>534035833top 10 evidence of scripted moments in the matrix simulation
>>534042916It's good that they were fired
>>534037516I wonder how many times jeff and his giel rolled in laughter seeing that one of their propaganda centers is trying to manipulate another.
>>534035833God damn it, he put up some weigth.
they do want to kill all of us in real life unironically though, that is just true
>>534035947Reincarnation is real.
>>534036117He’s such a fucking hack it’s unreal
>>534035833he's based.
>>534045165Eventually his disgusting bloated head will get so fat that his face flesh will absorb those glasses that are barely able to hold on to his ears
>>534045020>cancel culture is ok when it’s people I don’t agree withIt’s all lame and gay anon
>>534037413You’re giving Chris Lynch too much credit, he is the way he is even without drugs
>>534035833Ngl I thought his recent trajectory naming jews and third worlders constantly would get him in pols good books.Happy to see you can still identify bad actors
>>534044891All of this is wrong btw, Kirk shooting along with Brian Thompson murder took the lid off of political violence in the US. Things just accelerate from here on out.
>>534045342Yeah, wanna cry about it?
>>534045729In two more weeks?
>>534045748Na, Sam Hyde is the one who prefers to cry
>>534046225Ok, keep us posted
>>534037671Some of us Pause. Snack. Continue.
>>534036328Clearly, your opinion differs from mine. Give me an example why.
>>534037671He's getting funnier with age.
>>534044480Exactly you fucking moron. Nothing happened. Hence, it’s over.
As someone who occasionally watches his stuff, there is literally no reason for /pol/ to hate him. He is basically /pol/ the eCeleb. That so many here insist he is so horrible is how you know this place isn’t authentic anymore. It’s all braindead zoomer Fuentes/Clavicular dick riders incapable of basic reason, troon raids, Eglin glowniggers, and Israeli IPs. This board is dog shit now.
>>534044480How do you know it wasn't?You folks always look for cataclysmic change, but small changes reverberate through society, too. It's why every bill that passes has 50 obscure addendums giving the other side concessions they don't deserve, aren't related and aren't necessary.
>>534047175It's unfortunate. They set out to make this place shit some time ago, and they're winning.
>>534035833>>534035865>>534035923>>534036050>>534036117>534036175>534036202>534036513>534037602>534045229>534045623Concern trolling from libshits larping as politically incorrect chuds.You hate him because you're discord trannies, not because he "isn't based enough".
>>534037312Taking back shots in memory of Charlie Kirk is wild
>>534037602Ugh did he really? Unfortunate.
>>534047175Well we're contrarians
>>534036028>He does that intentionally, and it's not because he supports Trotsky.are you getting paid to post this sort of shit or... ?
Sams at his best when making some of the biggest faggots online mad. Was never a fan of fishtank and his sketches declined in quality over the years. This 'serious' political turn some traditionally troll-style comedic streamers have tried to segue into since the Charlie Kirk shooting reflects not only the effect of internet brain rot on these guys over a long period but also their fear of becoming irrelevant as the game changes and their lack of confidence in coming up with original comedy. Every decision they make is cheered on by the yes-men they surround themselves with and the most insect like section of their fans so they lose perspective more as the years go by, when coupled with aging boomer brain is a bad combo.
Where do you guys watch his stuff? I've only very recently resumed watching some of him again and the Dollar Stream jewtube channel not only repeats an awful lot, but most of it is very old too.
>>534035833Appearing next at
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>>534035833>i loved Charlie Kirk>civil war NOW!!!>i am cry
>>534049764MDE.TV
>>534047683ACK!
>>534035833>griftinggrifting means he doesnt believe what he's saying. do you think he doesnt actually believe what he's saying?
>>534035865In Two more weeks, we will definitely do something about his assassinationAny minute now
This is you. This is your mom.
my god...my balls are tingling... so cereal and shit dude...
