TACO?????
>>534041402Of course, it's Tuesday.
Has anyone seen the cardboard man? Its been a minute.I honestly forgot about Iran. Anyways.
>>534041402i thought this nigga was open? now the US has closed it? i don't get it
>>534041402i guess that means he longed the market this morning
>>534041620Pools closed for Iran
>>534041402It is real!There has to be someone other than 3-D Dementia Don making these posts, how else could you explain this outright trolling of the MAGA base?Also: Epstein.
>>534041402come back on monday when markets open after the weekend
>>534041402Lol do people still believe these?
so that's why gas just jumped up to $4.20/gal when it was going down to $3.20..
>>534042269>Fars news
>>534041402Pools closed hahahahahaha USA USA USA
I just spoke with Iran and they said they are literally shaking and that the trannies lost and that Trump has once again brought peace to the world. They dont know what to do, they said, and I quote “its like hes playing 5 dimensional chess, we simply cant outsmart him! He is also so much more handsome that Hussein Obama or Crooked Hillary”.
>>534041402
Iran tricked trump into doing the legwork of keeping the strait closed, didnt they
>>534042720>satellite monitoringthe update daily no other paper would bother to check everyday
>iran informed usYeah I definitely believe you.
>>534041824>we're winning the war by enforcing Iran's strategic objectives>but also we've won the war 500 times alreadyThe absolute state of israeli loyalists
>>534041402RAAAAAAAH!USA! USA! USA!Your strait. Our choice. Forever. BIAAAAAAATCH!
>>534043066Trump tricked himself. For example he doesn’t understand how tariffs economically work other than he gets to pull strings. He doesn’t understand costs of military strategy. They’re going to declare a win as soon as it looks good in the media. But what they did has set regular people backwards globally. High cost with little reward, they will just declare a win and move on to Greenland or the UK…which is why Prince Charles is there. The USA is out of control.
>>534043669or King Charles rather.
>>534043669he does understand how they work. he doesn't care that Americans are paying them. it's just another mechanism for him to bring in more revenue and line his and his allies pockets. this is all about Trump looting as much as he can before he goes. he HATES america and the way he was never accepted by the popular crowd.
>>534041402>”We’ve got this like you wouldn’t believe. I have the Iranian supreme leader calling me all day and night asking “Please Mr President open the straits, please! Please!” But we can’t just yet, we have to reach a deal first. It will be the best deal the world has ever seen. Not even Obama could pull something like this. Especially not Biden!
>>534043331Why are these always so gay, just come to terms with it already.
> Hello my mortal enemy, Iran here. I regret to inform you that we are in a state of collapse, best wishesThis lying orange negro i swear
>>534043997what's gay about this
>>534041402miggers will believe this
>>534044052This, kekMiggers are such a fucking embarrassment
>>534041402Trump still acting like it is the 80s and the US has respect in the world lol. no one cares what Trump or Rubio says. the US has no power anymore.
>>534041402but didnt trump wanted the strait open? i hate this taco nigger jew
