Come watch niggers beg for their freedom after committing crimeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BI1A82B9CvY
TYB! GM Frens. Have you guys been working your programs?
>>534041576TYB and good morning anons>>534041792Of course fren!a
TYBGood to be back, boys.
My favorite work of art from boobanon. Where is everyone?
I took a huge LeDoux a few minutes ago.
>>534042182This one of draw anon cracks me up
>>534042546Haha. That's a nice one. I'm looking for my favorite of draw anons sniper nigger. Cant find it at the moment.
This nigga turned into a cartoon
Too much smoke as Prator says. Plz revoke.
>>534041576kek are why is US government streaming parole hearings on youtube?
>>534042848He will be here soon I would bet
>>534042972it is Louisiana state and they are required by law to have open meetings. Once the coof hit, they started doing zoom and kept doing it because it is so convenient.
>>534042972Most court hearings are open to the public same as criminal records.They also do it for transparency reason to ensure processes are being kept and no rights are being taken.But with most things all it does is expose just how awful and stupid criminals are.
Body cams were meant to expose corruption and police brutality and all it did was reveal how niggers, spic, and vanilla niggers are all the problem.Now the left regrets it.
We got a chomo
Is that the Angry Video Game Nerd??
>>534043436He's doomed.
>>534043524Yeah, no shit. Meemaw and Ledoux are a nightmare lineup in that case. Meemaw has zero chill for that shit.Ms. Stapleton addresses the lack of hearings https://vocaroo.com/1dXhLHqs7SAVMemaw Stapleton in da Hood, Up to No Good https://vocaroo.com/149qjPyCQ0Iw
>he's a great fatherinb4 he was diddling his own kids
This is boring.
>>534041576Its been 4 long months since I have had the opportunity to join one of these threads
We need details on this one.
>>534044268Welcome back anon
>Do you think this happened?>...............................................
That was NOT a good response by the aunt
>>534044155Inmate said earlier it was his sister in law.
>>534044268Welcome back fren
>>534044354Thanks. I used to be a regular until Trump made me go back into the office full time.
That long pause>I feel for both sidesHow when he diddle her niece or nephewAnd they lost their househttps://louisianapublicnotice.com/notices/414062
Is the judge using a green screen?
>>534044427she doesn't look like the smartest one on the bunch
>>534044445I heard that as well.
>Crime against a minor female family memberAnd there it is
>>534044508Yeah, they can be off site sometimes
>>534044506>https://louisianapublicnotice.com/notices/414062If Navy Fed is foreclosing on you, you must be a real shitbag
8 years old, dude.
kid was 8 or 9 and he was 24 25? how is he not dead yet?
>She was 8 or 9>He was 25
>8 years old>molested her for yearsNow he wants to get mealy mouth and bashful
The family that support and defend these shitheads are just as bad imo
>>534044666This nigga has only served 3 years and Meemaw is on the board.
>>534044758So he'll be dead soon enough?
>>534044597The fatigue boardOne doesn't wanna see, one doesn't wanna hear the last doesn't wanna speak.
I'm shocked he only got 10 years
>>534044842Hopefully. I have seen some of the YT channels with former convicts talking and they said never let anyone know you are doing pre-release shit or that you are about to be released. If anyone has any beef against you, it accelerates the shanking timeline. Plus he has the chomo target on his back.
>henlo?
>>534044987hes white
>>534045354Well blacks and other browns rarely report child diddlers so...
Does anyone have the list of /lpbg/ greatest hits?
eyo im finna get out dis bitch nahmean...whadafug you meen I cain't get no pauhrole and sheeeit?
what a clusterfuck lol
>>534045467Yeah, I am here. All of the ones from 2023 are now privated sadly. Anything in particular you are looking for. The chimpout and chirp lists have recent updates.Chimpout Collection:Alvin comes in for the save. Chimpout.exe https://youtu.be/f7kV8RY5VqoChair flipping chimpout https://youtu.be/2rwtwYXCGnQ?t=2042Fuck y’all crackers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoObnU4i1fo&t=1560sChomo dragged off screen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EklUCY8bEoA&t=4669sMay I Speak? The silent chimpout saga https://youtu.be/VgrOTi8V5fQ?t=8622Cat 4 chimpout https://youtu.be/de5b2h-ohgI?t=7287Do y’all drink? https://youtu.be/WCK3YZRFtv4?t=1974Das some BS bruh https://youtu.be/WCK3YZRFtv4?t=7405Booted from Zoom https://youtu.be/fp-d_aARQZw?t=6196I wasn’t looking to have my parole revoked? https://youtu.be/Ec3KESEHmf0?t=2529Tongue out chimpout https://youtu.be/87YKcX9HwSg?t=3144James Brown chimps out https://youtu.be/YE09Dm4jefc?t=6567Revocation chimpout https://youtu.be/__1HAphiorY?t=2727Rare white chimpout https://youtu.be/__1HAphiorY?t=4584The disappearing chimpout https://youtu.be/MvoujZMOW2c?t=12954The crying chimpout https://youtu.be/NaCHzOYC1-0?t=12182Coalburner crying chimpout https://youtu.be/3EWWTxQYSwQ?t=8469YESSS! https://youtu.be/ADW2CsTClaI?t=15643Pardon chimpout, admitted having guns https://youtu.be/JhNFw6mcJRo?t=15550Chair sliding chimpout https://youtu.be/Lp_WnlIl7g4?t=10447Scuffle with guard chimpout (watch whole hearing) https://youtu.be/NftvJ4KwtF8?t=1583MAN WTF chair flip chimpout (4/14/26) https://youtu.be/6fps9iFQpk0?t=6622
You faggots are on this board only to feel a little bit better about your own shitty lives.
Chirp Collection:Chirps aplenty https://youtu.be/Hzjxm_1D1x0?t=6811Chirp https://youtu.be/UApbJBAx5iI?t=10289Dueling chirps https://youtu.be/KZUa02btdZ8?t=1799Chirp https://youtu.be/F4iRFXllkK0?t=7737Schizo Chirp https://youtu.be/mYftfHdInVc?t=3309First chirps of 2025 https://youtu.be/1JmDmUMtUDY?t=861Chirps (2/10/25) https://youtu.be/j1NvEt8o-xU?t=13173Chirps aplenty (7/22/2025) https://youtu.be/0jtOze_CHZI?t=1983Chirps (9/18/2025) https://youtu.be/NKrRyNSxLT4?t=9968Phantom chirps (9/23/2025) https://youtu.be/4BQoe-AKHcc?t=12558Orange hair chirps 12/1/25 https://youtu.be/F7GNSL1rr3k?t=7282First chirps of 2026! (2/11/26) https://youtu.be/M5QoOtdPpRs?t=4248
>>534045742
>>534045742yeah....and?
are these threads usually this dead?
>admits to being high of fucking PCP like he's talking about the weatherFucking niggers man
>>534046546No, this is our first day back though. OPL has been kinda dead too.
>>534046546They took a week offThe thread tends to be slow because anons forget they're back plus some of us post while working
>they kicked me outoh ok, that changes everything>resume on indeed and errthanglol
>got fired from popeyes
>>534046546No I'm here too, I just don't say much.
lol you fucking kidding me?
>>534046836Pete's getting soft in his old age
ngl these days were much more entertaining when Tillis and Mirabella were on the board
>>534046972where's Prator when you need him?
>>534046836When they admit to being addicts and wanting help they tend to send them to a rehab program.He got lucky. They sometimes revoke and still make them take the rehab.
>>534047173Here lately they have been sending more to rehab in lieu of revocation it seems like. I am betting there is money to be made somewhere.
>>534047173if you do your progrums and admit you're addicted to marywunna, they'll take a chance on you in jesus name
This guy fucks....kids.
Granger has an old DOC, he is likely looking at some decent time if he is revoked. I hope they get into his original charges.
Weeks ago someone asked why the forms were important. This is why. A lot of inmates are so use to being handed free lawyers they expect it during these hearings.
Well, at least it wasn't petty nog theft
>>534047328>I am betting there is money to be made somewhere.the entire rehab industrial complex is a money making machine. the whole concept of addiction is bullshit. it isn't some "disease". it's like if you outlawed dancing and then called people who kept dancing because they liked it "addicts". most attempts at "rehab" fail because most people in rehab don't really want to stop. they think that going to rehab will make them want to stop and when it doesn't they tell them they have some sickness.
>>534047767one time i went to waffle house and a drunk white dude called the fat waitress a nigger and she lost her shit and beat his ass and i thought it was the most hilarious thing and id give anything for a waffle house to open in Michigan so I cna be closer to the chimpouts
>>534047328>>534047767Prisons are a business themselves.Most prisons aren't government run, they're run by third party contractors, they pretty much make money by leeching the families of the inmates who send them money. The same goods we have out here are sold 3x the cost in there. Once you look into it all it's pretty crazy.
i am so confused as to what this guy is talking about?He was in violation because he fucked up an auto repair job?
>>534047884Waffle House twitter is hilarious. Some rando said something negative about Waffle House, and the official WH twatter said "Come say that to our face"
>>534047940Like the ICE detention centers. Those are all privately ran. Hmmmmm.
>>534048069not privately enough
>>534048069
Pete must be snacking
>>534048542Pete had some food Door Dashed to the HQ
that guy has some nice tits
oh shit it's titty city up in this piece
Is that just a weird shadow thing, or does he have tits?
Mexican who looks like a jeet. What a sad fate lmao
That nigga has decent tits
>>534048868yo where Boobanon at?
Maybe Pete saw this guy's tits and needed to hide his stiffy for a minute?
>"....uh....the methamphetamine?"
the board is like "wtf is up with this retarded nigga?"
>>534048988Probably more like "Did you see the tits on that dude?!"
Pete's shrimp po boy just arrivedGotta eat it while it's warm
>>534049102I bet he's very popular in the joint
HIS NAME WAS NIGGERT PAULSON
>>534049117Shrimp poboy may not be the best sandwich in existence, but it is definitely in the conversation.
>>534049156He's all tired and confused because they're titty fucking him nonstop
do they even have a quorum without Ledoux?
>>534049156His wait list for cock meat sandwiches must be months long.
>>534049316oh nm there dat bish
This is "i dindu nuffin" personified
you know what guys, i believe him. I don't know why but i do
>high grade marijuana What the fuck there are grades?
>>534049496
>mah lawyer tol me all da charges is gonna git dismissedI highly doubt that.
>>534049451they have listed off like 20 issues so far and everything is just "nah i dindu dat" lol
Hello? Man...
legendary dindu
>"so... hello? AY"the cage awaits
Maybe if you had shown your tits, you would have made it out, but alas.
was gud man, how yaw doin/
>jennifer.exnicious
Holy shit, a venti black American nigger.
>>534050198yea it's a good thing the wall behind him is white
>I did try to steal a dude phone because he didn't let me use it>admits to more theft stealing a 70 year old's meds and identity theftThis nigga is retarded put him under the jail
Resisting arrest because of blood pressure pills? Wtf
>>534050281Right. Those poor photons are fighting for their lives to not get stolen.
>>534050164>exniciousWhat the fuck is that name?
>>534050409No it was more than that he tried to down play it for some reasonHe pretty much robbed the old man he lived with, stole his meds, and tried to use his EBT card and other financial stuff.
>>534050407he just tryna get money for clothes for school
>>534050485>X-Wing @aliciousness
>>534050501A classic
>>534050198>venti black American nigger.
>>534050531>X-Wing @aliciousness
>>534050585man can you imagine the stank on that cunt?
IT WAS THE BLOOD PRESSURE PILLS!!!!!!!!!
After watching 100s of bodycam videos I can see in my mind's eye what really happened that these nigs are trying to explain away. They should show the vids here .. everything the nig says is nonsense lies.
>>534050557beat me to it lol. the fact that she's named after a clothing brand is the icing on the cake.
>>534050585I know a Russian anon who is about to come for blood kek
>>534050641>man can you imagine the stank on that cunt?*imagining*
>>534050641Don't care.I'd still blast a load on her chest.
>>534042096
>>534050697>They should show the vids hereThe board usually has access to the body cams and arrest reportsWe don't get to see them of course, but they do get to watch and let it help inform their decisions
>>534050795kek. Draw anon did this one in OPL.
>gjuan harvey and roshun robinsonwhy not just name your kid bornloser or futurecriminal or something
>>534050978G Juan is my homey. That shit is gangster.
>>534050978don't give them ideas
they take way too fucking long between hearings, what the fuck takes so much time?
>>534051169w-wait...are those hooks real?
>>534051225Pete is having a nosh
>>534051246Yes Sir. Here is the original.
>>534051225Black are notoriously bad at time management.
>>534051296I-I j-just...I..I can't
>>534051455>Argh, me matey! Surrender ye parole or face thee revocation!
>>534051527
>>534051225Sometimes it takes only a minute, other times it's like 15And they don't even have the right inmate, Jesus tap-dancing Christ
>>534051527>give that nigga another volley
>>534051641maybe we should revoke THEM
>>534051659I have that screencap
>>534051169>AY YO MATEY, IMMA HOLLA, LEMME AT DAT BOOTY Y0!and then they can't even get the right guy, christalthough i suppose they DO all look pretty much alike.
>>534051713I couldn't find mine kek
>>534051659>>534051713One of the all time greats kek
>I paid my dues ma'am>do you have proof>uh, nahEvery time
>inmate: mup doo did a wah bix nood mahfugga>Jerrie: k....
>>534051713semi related
Apologies for my tardiness. Anything of note happen today that I should go back and watch?
>>534052247no, its been boring as fuck
>>534052158Kek! Have not seen that one.
>>534052247Nothing too crazy, but go back and check out Eddie Wiltz 540699 for some epic choco man milkers
this dude isn't even on camera anymore lol
>>534053425The amount of him being on camera is a visual metaphor for his odds of getting a Do Not Revoke
i wonder how much time this guy is going back to after serving 17 years. wonder if the felon in possession charge will add more time.
>>534053581Its bullshit though he suffered enough for 17 years.
We're listening to a lawyer talking to his client...Is that legal?
Hot micTrying to advise his client over the fucking parole zoom when they should have done this privately
>>534053881A lot of these free counsel lawyers are very much "you get what you pay for"They have zero idea how these proceeding workOne dude had a fucking real estate lawyer represent him and the guy was clueless
>>534053881>>534053911i don't think any of that would have been considered privileged information. but i'm also not a lawyer.
This nigga get stung by bees?Why is his face so swollen?
>Lt.was he in the military?
him big dumb
His lawyer Christopher Cringle
>>534054439that's the name of the officer who set up the zoom call, not the inmate. this nig's name is literally Gjuan Harvey.
>>534054180Oh yeah, you're probably right - the whole "You can't listen to a lawyer's conversation" thing might be more narrow than I was thinking
So Santa moonlights as a lawyer now?
>>534054644Only way off the naughty list is he defends you in court
>>534054519>Santa spends the other 3 seasons of the year doing pro bono work for literal retards in sunny louisiana
>>534054644At first he reminded me of this attorney for some reason, but he was more well spoken.Dr. Fauci’s virus killed my hearing, hilarious revocation https://youtu.be/h8Wver_sRy4?t=3373
alright bros, I gotta go to a meeting. It was nice seeing you guys in here again. looking forward to the next one in several months
>>534049271Oh? And what is the best sandwich in existence?
>>534055147that's a lawyer?!?!?!
Damn, they are taking their sweet time today.>>534055302See you soon anon>>534055356The other candidates as far as I am concerned, in no particular order:>Viet banh mi>Pastrami>a good brisket sammich is hard to beat. No sauce even required>Peanut butter and jelly (I am a simple man)>>534055413That's what I thought
kek is anyone else seeing thisis this a female and what is it doing
>>534055664she niggin'
>>534055302later bro. have a good meeting.
>>534055664>MMMMMHMMMM
>the way he said his DOC#
LeDoux or LeDoux not, there is no try
Whoa whoaBitch, who you got the attitude with?Ya'll the ones up in there beating on each other.
we're just a few more progrums away from total utopia guyscatch you on the next one.
