>Get in your plane.>Hear female pilot greeting you.WHAT DO?
Kill myself to prevent her from doing it first
Rape
>>534046612>any female in the militarymeet her in the lavatory so she can dutifully service my cock, as is her wish
>>534046612ask for parachute
>>534046612leave the plane immediately
>>534046612>WHAT DO?Get off ASAP
>>534046612
>>534046612>WHAT DO?greetings, comrade captain
>>534046612do a 360 and walk away
>>534046676>>534046779>>534046800>>534046898>>534046966You are all lying.
>>534046612If you're in the plane, hypothetically wear a radiation suit.
>>534046612>WHAT DO?Pray
Nice joke baltcuck. Flight's grounded because no fuel.
>>534046612>flying in the first placengmi
>>534047789https://voca.ro/1o6cZFzDHZg3https://voca.ro/1o6cZFzDHZg3https://voca.ro/1o6cZFzDHZg3
>>534046898SHHHHEEEEEEIIITTT
>>534046612do 360 and walk out
>>534047952>https://voca.ro/1o6cZFzDHZg3Nice
>>534048802it came from pic relatedand another song https://voca.ro/1PmolCsYDDMmhttps://voca.ro/1PmolCsYDDMmhttps://voca.ro/1PmolCsYDDMm
Never get on a plane without a parachute
>ladies' night on the Potomac
>>534048001underrated post
Hello saar, dis is your capteen speeking. We are cleared for take off *no Ramjeet keep the fuel switches on this time* I hope we make it off the runway and fly for that 30 seconds this time. Please make sure your seet is upright and dont bother with seatbelts, you wont need them anyway.
OBJECTIVE: Survive.
>>534047789>Female pilot bounces on the runway, flipping the plane over>I'm upside down suddenly>Everyone screaming>I'm gonna die>Plane slides half a mile on the icy runway>Somehow we don't die>Claw my way across the ceiling of the plane to an emergency exit>Oh my god I survived>It's fucking cold!>Some faggot in a truck sprays me with a 3,000 PSI water hose from inside a climate controlled tanker truck
>>534046612Go to the cockpit and use my cock
>>534046612Do a 360 and fly away.
>>534046612She was depressed from being a bad pilot and a leftist dyke , so she killed herself and families.Typical
>>534046612It is probably fine because an incompetent female pilot has probably crashed and killed herself by now. Probably?
>>534046612I ask her to be my gf
>>534046612Die
>>534047789this one got memory holed because it was such an utter operator error one - no special circumstances to explain it away so they just don't talk about it at all - toronto airport - and on top of it that airline in particular specifically ran ads bragging about their women pilots
>>534046612Looking at that goofy face next to all of those important looking knobs and controls that looks like it requires a normal white dude in his 50s to understand and be an expert at, gives me anxiety.
>>534046612It's like, did she check and see if all of that instrumentation is calibrated and adjusted properly?
>>534046612grash the prane with no surbibors to reinforce the negative statistic
>>534046612I was 11B and my leadership told us to never listen to anyone's orders that isn't in your direct chain of command unless they are 1SG/CO or higher position and to specifically ignore all female orders unless they were generals. Females with rank in the military literally just spend all day being busy bodies interfering with every male ranked lower than them that they see. God forbid you are a Sgt working on a vehicle in the motor pool with your squad and no one notices the butter bar dyke that isn't even assigned there crept up and she starts trying to smoke your whole squad as some kind of humiliation ritual and you tell her to fuck off and she goes on a 3 week campaign trying to get you court-martialed for insubordination and dragging every high ranking officer on post into it and running an actual public smear campaign as an officer on a NCO before JAG and the post commander had enough of her shit and give her a General Discharge for being incompatible with the military.
>>534054669Damn, the US military sounds cool.
>>534046612nothing? male pilots have much higher kill rates
>>534046612Hit Kalshi and put my life savings on my flight going down
>>534046612>start jerking off
>>534054916They tried so fucking hard to get us to change our running and marching cadences on base because they were so violent racist and sexist so we made them even more violent racist and sexist and sang them louder.
>>534046612I'm very fortunate this hasn't happened to me yet.But at that point you stand up and call a stewardess and ask if there's a male copilot. If it's a two woman flight you get your bag and get off. Your checked bag is basically fucked but then you reschedule with another flight and try to get a guarantee of male pilot (you can't really pilot assignments are opaque to booking agents). That said most planes do have a male in the cockpit.I take enough risks with my life I don't need woman pilots on top of that.
>>534046612Politely ask to see the manager
>>534046612Inform everyone seated near me that we're all going to die.
>>534046612Aviation is serous business. Why is she acting like it's an amusement park ride?.
>>534046612start drinking.
>>534046612never enlist, become an expert at draft dodging
