>>534058871I just buy the cheap LIDL stuff in the 1,5L bottle, the same amount of CocaCola would cost at least 3x more.
No, he's just trying to shrinkflation everyone.
>>534059074This, almost no one wants ponies pf soda
>>534058871sure, whateverkids are too stupid to notice anything with the size of their soda cans
Completely wrong. I don't want 220ml cans.I want the thing to go in an entire meal from beginning to end.What a retard this guy is. Is chatgpt telling him to be this retarded? He actually knows and will profit the 10% profits and quit and leave the damages for the next CEO
>>534058871>Do consumers want smaller cans?yes, but only if the price stays the same, or increases.
Yes. I can finally truthfully tell women my penis is the size of a coke can.
>drinking soda>drinking poisonI'll enjoy my tea and sparkling water.
>>534058871YES, YES, YES!! I want LESS for MORE!
>>534058871He's right for me, honestly. The standard can size is a bit too much. After 60-70% I killed my poison craving and I'm drinking it mostly so it doesn't go to waste. But they do have to make it cheaper to it's the same mL/$.
>>534058871Consumers want LESS LIQUID SUGAR , that poisons us.
>>534059443>same mL/$That's not how it works you always pay a premium for smaller bottles or cans it's like the opposite of buying in bulk
>>534058871>shrinkflation I'm already seeing 1.75 liter bottles on the shelves alongside the 2 liter bottles
>>534058871Drug dealers need to go to jail.
>>534058871Its always good to have more options. If you stock a convenience store with smaller cans that means you can fit a greater variety on the same shelf space, and if someone wants to drink more they can just buy two cans.
>>534058871I can't even finish a small can usually. I just like a couple small sips to wash down a salty meal. I don't get how some people can chug this corrosive shit.
>>534061102>replace normal cans with small cans>small cans still cost the same as the normal cans
>>534058871Who the fuck drink HFCS goyslop poison whatever size it is
He has to make money for investors. That's all it is. Money not coming in because of whatever charge more, cut size, robots at kiosks. If you are an investor and the checks stop you fire the CEO and hire someone who will.
>>534058871no.just cheaper ones.
>>534061810> He has to make money for investors. >That's all it isYes, making money is literally all that matters in this economic opportunity zone. What it actually does to the population, environment, everyone involved doesn’t matter. Only the shareholders and max value matter. Tikkun Olam fren
>>534058871MAHARAISE SODA PRICES
Arizona just lets it flop around it's so long
>>534059182Hey bro, why are you so obsessed with gpt? I recognize you from my thread last night.
>>534058871No. They want half liter and liter glass bottles of soda made with sugar, not HFSC, as HFSC is processed in the liver, putting extra strain on it(and causing fatty liver), whereas sugar is processed in the kidneys. I buy Mexican coke and sprite, but am keeping an eye out for the supposed yellow-cap bottles of sugar Coke, and hoping for canned versions to show up as well. No less than 12fl oz.
>>534058871Yes absolutely. The goyim want to pay more/the same for even less product. Don't be a fucking antisemite you bigot chud.
>>534058871We want the corn syrup out and the real sugar
>>534062194Arizona has been shrinking their cans too but at least it's to stay 99c
>>534062622Shrinkflation only hit it by one oz
>>534058871>smaller cans with higher prices... the goyim will LOVE IT
>>534058871>Americans want smaller thingslol no America is the country of excesshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhGyFkMirUg
>>534058871It's the ozempic economy. GLP-1 users can't eat or drink as much at one time, so smaller portions are necessary for them. As the drugs become more widespread, such restructuring is going to be required.
>>534062769They were 23.5 then 23 and now 22oz
no i want this
>>534059074And jooz
>>534059074This, anyone trying to sell you less for more is a kike. Doubly so when they try to gaslight you into thinking you want less for more.
>>534058871I want glass. I dont want cans lined with microplastics. I also dont want your shiddy sugar drink, either.
>>534062989>the ozympic economy Boomers on medicaid and LA fatties with jew daycare jobs are not an economy.
hmmm sweet sweet cans
>>534058871I quit drinking soda entirely and the cans aren’t what’s wrong with that goyslop poison
>>534059913Sir you are found to be the most antisemitic person on /pol/, would you like to say a few words?*holds mic up*
>>534061335>I don't get how some people can chug this corrosive shit.Says the guy who admits to drinking the nasty shit after shoveling sodium loaded slop down his throat. You’re fucking stupid.
>>534062357Pepsi has actually been making a a cane sugar version for years that you can find in most grocery stores.
>>534059607Doubly so when you consider the square cube law in effect here. Smaller container = higher ratio of container to liquid. And the container is more expensive to produce than the sugar water, so they're fully justified in selling smaller containers at a premium.
>>534063403You should really look into the numbers of people who are on this stuff. Keeping in mind, that's with the current highly expensive drugs that are still under patent protection. Generic versions will arrive in a few years, and become more accessible to even poor fatties without insurance.
>>534059074/thread
>>534058871How about they keep the can the same size but only fill it up halfway? But the kosher version stays the same. Is that Jewish enough?
>>534059188That's what we're going to get anyway. Portions will get smaller and you'll pay the same as though they were not.
>>534063333Glass bottles have more microplastics.>https://anses.hal.science/anses-05066642/file/Chaib_JFCA_2025.pdf>This study is the first to assess microplastic contamination in various beverages sold in France. It showed that MPs were present in all the samples analyzed, with contamination levels heterogeneous depending on beverages, with a size between 30 and 500 µm. In addition, the comparative study of different containers showed that the container has an impact on this MP contamination. Counterintuitively, drinks sold in glass bottles were more contaminated by MPs. Experiments have shown that these MPs originate from the exterior paint of capsules. A cleaning step before encapsulation can significantly reduce beverages’ contaminations. However, cleaning does not remove all the MPs from the capsule.
>>534058871people actually want barrels of soda. We can repurpose the barrels not being filled with oil, with soda instead.
>>534063647They can still drink diet coke though
>>534058871Yeah the smaller cans are fine because I don't ever finish the bigger ones, and they go flat
they already sell small cans
>>534064019What the fuck is this level of shilling? Holy fuck.>>534064098And nobody buys them.
>>534059074This. Don't believe his bullshit
>>534058871lmao stupid nigger. glass bottle or nothing
>>534063948Sure, just not as much of it at once. Even one normal can of diet coke can be too much, and half the can ends up wasted because if you don't drink it soon after opening it goes warm and flat. A 250ml can would be more appropriate for them.
They raised the price of 12 pack from $7 to $11 in the DC region. Fucking jews. I'm back to 2 Liter diet cokes but that shit is filled with CO2. I'm not paying $1 per can.
>>534063884you know you can’t smash a nigger’s skull in with an empty aluminum can right. a thick glass coke bottle is a great defensive weapon whether it’s empty or full
>>534058871I want that shit GONE from my country. It's a liquid jew.
>>534064402Just drink instant coffee, it's dirt cheap.
>>534064169I always buy the small cans
>>534064450Shut up you stupid fucking shill.
>>534058871SHRINKFLATION SHRINKFLATIONNNNNNN THE 30 SOMETHING SHRINKER *taps the sign* AHHHH I'M SHRINKING
Even 375ml is too small and is finished in a couple skulls
>>534061102Do convenience stores even sell cans anymore? Not sure the last time I saw cans except in grocery store 12 packs. I don't drink soda though. Also, convenience stores already have too many options. People need fewer choices, not more.
>>534058871More recession indicators
>>534058871jew being a jew. hey kids, we gonna make a slim tiny cans but price it 2x the normal cans. you're not a faggot drinking old boomer size, are you? if you're hip new zoomie you'll drink small single shot drink for twice the price because that shows you're loaded and make chicks swoon
>>534064926yes, every single convenience store in the USA does you shut-in homo
>>534058871IF they brought ME in as CEO, I would implement some BIG ideas to BOOST profits and MAXIMIZE investor return.
I don't drink goyslop water but don't they already charge way too much for what you get since 2020 or so? they need MORE profit now? how far can they squeeze the goy its getting ridiculoussame situation with fast food
Bacon and hot dogs now come in 10oz packages. I see sliced cold cuts sold in 6-9oz packages like its some fancy charcuterie.
>>534065578>decrease portion size>increase priceanon, you're hired
>>534063788>because you asked for it
>>534058871there is absolutely zero reason these assholes like this deserve millions of dollars for spewing out boiler plate ideas, especially when most are simply decisions they reach from stealing people's data and following it.but you have to be an asshole to willingly serve Americans low PH teeth destroying beverages and food packed with excessive amounts of sodium, fat, and refined carbs.Luigi needs to get back to freakin work. America is a shit hole of the most evil low IQ businessmen who all need to eat a bullet.
>>534065389You know that'll work right? I was at a new job last year with a bunch of whipper snappers who would all bring Celsius cans with them every morning while complaining about being tired. I thought well maybe anon the age of the white monster is over maybe you should give these a try. They're fucking disgusting but the zoomers buy them because I dunno some nigger on tik tok drank one or something.
>>534058871I stopped drinking soda entirely. Filtered water with a drop of some Miyo syrup is all I need.
>>534059074Bingo.
>>534058871Smaller cans to get less product any pay more money just what we wanted! oy vey how did he know???
>>534058871why does he look like that?looks like some inbred canadian jeet hybrid
>>534063430>sweet>s-s-sweet>sweet cans
>>534058871small cans are only good for children
>>534058871Companies are going in circles to figure out you need your consumers to have excess money to buy shitTrendy shrinkflation isn’t a thing, you either offer your slop in abundance or offer a better product for more money that’s worth it
>>534059182They are just trying to get rid of them. Nobody buys that shit except bars and hotels. There is not really much of a price change you are going to see going from 355ml to 220ml. They run on the same exact machine. The only new equipment involves the handling of the cans being conveyed through the machine.
>>534063581I've never seen this. Is it the same price?
>>534072051Soda isn't good for children
>>534058871i buy the mini cans of sprite.because that's how much you can drink before it goes flat. there is a time limit.
>>534072182>I've never seen this. Is it the same price?Yes. It used to look like this, but they changed the design a couple of years ago. They are sold in a lot of grocery stores where I live, but maybe not in the entire country.
>>534072817I can drink a normal can of soda in like 3 swigs.
>>534072565Neither is candy. Everyone likes sugary slop, you just have to consume in moderation.
>>534072903>Everyone likes sugary slop,Idk I didn't 10 day water fast many many years ago and it completely killed my desire for sugary slop
>>534072863It's seasonal here or something. I only see it once or twice a year maybe. I always stock up because I like it more than the normal stuff made with high fructose corn syrup.
>>534072898that'll pass with age.
>>534058871Stop buying goyslop
Apparently he doesn’t like making any profit
>>534058871I want to pay as much as possible for the least amount of product possibleanything for the GDP, if you disagree you're a communist and should be deported
>>534058871>do people want smaller cans?YES!!!The problem has always been that they charge the same or even more for smaller cans.A 12oz soda is more soda than I want to drink. The amount that I would prefer is 8-9 ounces, but at a reasonable price.
>>534058871Smaller cans at cheaper prices sure. It's not easy staying under 15% body fat and getting to enjoy the occasional junk food/drink or alcohol.
>>534058871yeah I bought a 0ml can of cola for €0 the other day
>>534073022I'm 46 and I don't drink soda but on the extremely rare occasions i do I down it in 3 swigs.
>>5340731352 litres of Coke is about 800 calories. I was heavier drinking Diet Coke, satisfaction is the key.
>>534058871Nope, if they do this I will stop buying cans all together, I am already buying less soda pop due to the price being high as fuck, smaller cans Coke ceo can go fuck himself.
>>534059074This, but also it isn't even just shrinkflation since the price of soft drinks has increased you are also getting inflation. It's funny how shrinkflation is supposed to stave off inflation but instead you are getting both at the same time. *Rubs hands*Webm related are soda companies standing over the American who is guzzling it down.
>>534073135I'm under 15% and I drink beer all the time. Then again I have a physically laborous job where I walk, bend, twist, reach in different directions for 12 hours a day. Just stop being a lazy fuck.
