>>534058871I just buy the cheap LIDL stuff in the 1,5L bottle, the same amount of CocaCola would cost at least 3x more.
No, he's just trying to shrinkflation everyone.
>>534059074This, almost no one wants ponies pf soda
>>534058871sure, whateverkids are too stupid to notice anything with the size of their soda cans
Completely wrong. I don't want 220ml cans.I want the thing to go in an entire meal from beginning to end.What a retard this guy is. Is chatgpt telling him to be this retarded? He actually knows and will profit the 10% profits and quit and leave the damages for the next CEO
>>534058871>Do consumers want smaller cans?yes, but only if the price stays the same, or increases.
Yes. I can finally truthfully tell women my penis is the size of a coke can.
>drinking soda>drinking poisonI'll enjoy my tea and sparkling water.
>>534058871YES, YES, YES!! I want LESS for MORE!
>>534058871He's right for me, honestly. The standard can size is a bit too much. After 60-70% I killed my poison craving and I'm drinking it mostly so it doesn't go to waste. But they do have to make it cheaper to it's the same mL/$.
>>534058871Consumers want LESS LIQUID SUGAR , that poisons us.
>>534059443>same mL/$That's not how it works you always pay a premium for smaller bottles or cans it's like the opposite of buying in bulk
>>534058871>shrinkflation I'm already seeing 1.75 liter bottles on the shelves alongside the 2 liter bottles
>>534058871Drug dealers need to go to jail.
>>534058871Its always good to have more options. If you stock a convenience store with smaller cans that means you can fit a greater variety on the same shelf space, and if someone wants to drink more they can just buy two cans.
>>534058871I can't even finish a small can usually. I just like a couple small sips to wash down a salty meal. I don't get how some people can chug this corrosive shit.
>>534061102>replace normal cans with small cans>small cans still cost the same as the normal cans
>>534058871Who the fuck drink HFCS goyslop poison whatever size it is
He has to make money for investors. That's all it is. Money not coming in because of whatever charge more, cut size, robots at kiosks. If you are an investor and the checks stop you fire the CEO and hire someone who will.
>>534058871no.just cheaper ones.
>>534061810> He has to make money for investors. >That's all it isYes, making money is literally all that matters in this economic opportunity zone. What it actually does to the population, environment, everyone involved doesn’t matter. Only the shareholders and max value matter. Tikkun Olam fren
>>534058871MAHARAISE SODA PRICES
Arizona just lets it flop around it's so long
>>534059182Hey bro, why are you so obsessed with gpt? I recognize you from my thread last night.
>>534058871No. They want half liter and liter glass bottles of soda made with sugar, not HFSC, as HFSC is processed in the liver, putting extra strain on it(and causing fatty liver), whereas sugar is processed in the kidneys. I buy Mexican coke and sprite, but am keeping an eye out for the supposed yellow-cap bottles of sugar Coke, and hoping for canned versions to show up as well. No less than 12fl oz.
>>534058871Yes absolutely. The goyim want to pay more/the same for even less product. Don't be a fucking antisemite you bigot chud.
>>534058871We want the corn syrup out and the real sugar
>>534062194Arizona has been shrinking their cans too but at least it's to stay 99c
>>534062622Shrinkflation only hit it by one oz
>>534058871>smaller cans with higher prices... the goyim will LOVE IT
>>534058871>Americans want smaller thingslol no America is the country of excesshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhGyFkMirUg
>>534058871It's the ozempic economy. GLP-1 users can't eat or drink as much at one time, so smaller portions are necessary for them. As the drugs become more widespread, such restructuring is going to be required.
>>534062769They were 23.5 then 23 and now 22oz
no i want this
>>534059074And jooz
>>534059074This, anyone trying to sell you less for more is a kike. Doubly so when they try to gaslight you into thinking you want less for more.
>>534058871I want glass. I dont want cans lined with microplastics. I also dont want your shiddy sugar drink, either.
>>534062989>the ozympic economy Boomers on medicaid and LA fatties with jew daycare jobs are not an economy.
hmmm sweet sweet cans
>>534058871I quit drinking soda entirely and the cans aren’t what’s wrong with that goyslop poison
>>534059913Sir you are found to be the most antisemitic person on /pol/, would you like to say a few words?*holds mic up*
>>534061335>I don't get how some people can chug this corrosive shit.Says the guy who admits to drinking the nasty shit after shoveling sodium loaded slop down his throat. You’re fucking stupid.
>>534062357Pepsi has actually been making a a cane sugar version for years that you can find in most grocery stores.
>>534059607Doubly so when you consider the square cube law in effect here. Smaller container = higher ratio of container to liquid. And the container is more expensive to produce than the sugar water, so they're fully justified in selling smaller containers at a premium.
>>534063403You should really look into the numbers of people who are on this stuff. Keeping in mind, that's with the current highly expensive drugs that are still under patent protection. Generic versions will arrive in a few years, and become more accessible to even poor fatties without insurance.
>>534059074/thread
>>534058871How about they keep the can the same size but only fill it up halfway? But the kosher version stays the same. Is that Jewish enough?
>>534059188That's what we're going to get anyway. Portions will get smaller and you'll pay the same as though they were not.
>>534063333Glass bottles have more microplastics.>https://anses.hal.science/anses-05066642/file/Chaib_JFCA_2025.pdf>This study is the first to assess microplastic contamination in various beverages sold in France. It showed that MPs were present in all the samples analyzed, with contamination levels heterogeneous depending on beverages, with a size between 30 and 500 µm. In addition, the comparative study of different containers showed that the container has an impact on this MP contamination. Counterintuitively, drinks sold in glass bottles were more contaminated by MPs. Experiments have shown that these MPs originate from the exterior paint of capsules. A cleaning step before encapsulation can significantly reduce beverages’ contaminations. However, cleaning does not remove all the MPs from the capsule.
>>534058871people actually want barrels of soda. We can repurpose the barrels not being filled with oil, with soda instead.
>>534063647They can still drink diet coke though
>>534058871Yeah the smaller cans are fine because I don't ever finish the bigger ones, and they go flat
they already sell small cans
>>534064019What the fuck is this level of shilling? Holy fuck.>>534064098And nobody buys them.
>>534059074This. Don't believe his bullshit
>>534058871lmao stupid nigger. glass bottle or nothing
>>534063948Sure, just not as much of it at once. Even one normal can of diet coke can be too much, and half the can ends up wasted because if you don't drink it soon after opening it goes warm and flat. A 250ml can would be more appropriate for them.
They raised the price of 12 pack from $7 to $11 in the DC region. Fucking jews. I'm back to 2 Liter diet cokes but that shit is filled with CO2. I'm not paying $1 per can.
>>534063884you know you can’t smash a nigger’s skull in with an empty aluminum can right. a thick glass coke bottle is a great defensive weapon whether it’s empty or full
>>534058871I want that shit GONE from my country. It's a liquid jew.
>>534064402Just drink instant coffee, it's dirt cheap.
>>534064169I always buy the small cans
>>534064450Shut up you stupid fucking shill.
>>534058871SHRINKFLATION SHRINKFLATIONNNNNNN THE 30 SOMETHING SHRINKER *taps the sign* AHHHH I'M SHRINKING
Even 375ml is too small and is finished in a couple skulls
>>534061102Do convenience stores even sell cans anymore? Not sure the last time I saw cans except in grocery store 12 packs. I don't drink soda though. Also, convenience stores already have too many options. People need fewer choices, not more.
>>534058871More recession indicators
>>534058871jew being a jew. hey kids, we gonna make a slim tiny cans but price it 2x the normal cans. you're not a faggot drinking old boomer size, are you? if you're hip new zoomie you'll drink small single shot drink for twice the price because that shows you're loaded and make chicks swoon
>>534064926yes, every single convenience store in the USA does you shut-in homo
>>534058871IF they brought ME in as CEO, I would implement some BIG ideas to BOOST profits and MAXIMIZE investor return.
I don't drink goyslop water but don't they already charge way too much for what you get since 2020 or so? they need MORE profit now? how far can they squeeze the goy its getting ridiculoussame situation with fast food
Bacon and hot dogs now come in 10oz packages. I see sliced cold cuts sold in 6-9oz packages like its some fancy charcuterie.
>>534065578>decrease portion size>increase priceanon, you're hired
>>534063788>because you asked for it
>>534058871there is absolutely zero reason these assholes like this deserve millions of dollars for spewing out boiler plate ideas, especially when most are simply decisions they reach from stealing people's data and following it.but you have to be an asshole to willingly serve Americans low PH teeth destroying beverages and food packed with excessive amounts of sodium, fat, and refined carbs.Luigi needs to get back to freakin work. America is a shit hole of the most evil low IQ businessmen who all need to eat a bullet.
>>534065389You know that'll work right? I was at a new job last year with a bunch of whipper snappers who would all bring Celsius cans with them every morning while complaining about being tired. I thought well maybe anon the age of the white monster is over maybe you should give these a try. They're fucking disgusting but the zoomers buy them because I dunno some nigger on tik tok drank one or something.
>>534058871I stopped drinking soda entirely. Filtered water with a drop of some Miyo syrup is all I need.
>>534059074Bingo.
>>534058871Smaller cans to get less product any pay more money just what we wanted! oy vey how did he know???
>>534058871why does he look like that?looks like some inbred canadian jeet hybrid
>>534063430>sweet>s-s-sweet>sweet cans
>>534058871small cans are only good for children
>>534058871Companies are going in circles to figure out you need your consumers to have excess money to buy shitTrendy shrinkflation isn’t a thing, you either offer your slop in abundance or offer a better product for more money that’s worth it
>>534059182They are just trying to get rid of them. Nobody buys that shit except bars and hotels. There is not really much of a price change you are going to see going from 355ml to 220ml. They run on the same exact machine. The only new equipment involves the handling of the cans being conveyed through the machine.
>>534063581I've never seen this. Is it the same price?
>>534072051Soda isn't good for children
>>534058871i buy the mini cans of sprite.because that's how much you can drink before it goes flat. there is a time limit.
>>534072182>I've never seen this. Is it the same price?Yes. It used to look like this, but they changed the design a couple of years ago. They are sold in a lot of grocery stores where I live, but maybe not in the entire country.
>>534072817I can drink a normal can of soda in like 3 swigs.
>>534072565Neither is candy. Everyone likes sugary slop, you just have to consume in moderation.
>>534072903>Everyone likes sugary slop,Idk I didn't 10 day water fast many many years ago and it completely killed my desire for sugary slop
>>534072863It's seasonal here or something. I only see it once or twice a year maybe. I always stock up because I like it more than the normal stuff made with high fructose corn syrup.
>>534072898that'll pass with age.
>>534058871Stop buying goyslop
Apparently he doesn’t like making any profit
>>534058871I want to pay as much as possible for the least amount of product possibleanything for the GDP, if you disagree you're a communist and should be deported
>>534058871>do people want smaller cans?YES!!!The problem has always been that they charge the same or even more for smaller cans.A 12oz soda is more soda than I want to drink. The amount that I would prefer is 8-9 ounces, but at a reasonable price.
>>534058871Smaller cans at cheaper prices sure. It's not easy staying under 15% body fat and getting to enjoy the occasional junk food/drink or alcohol.
>>534058871yeah I bought a 0ml can of cola for €0 the other day
>>534073022I'm 46 and I don't drink soda but on the extremely rare occasions i do I down it in 3 swigs.
>>5340731352 litres of Coke is about 800 calories. I was heavier drinking Diet Coke, satisfaction is the key.
>>534058871Nope, if they do this I will stop buying cans all together, I am already buying less soda pop due to the price being high as fuck, smaller cans Coke ceo can go fuck himself.
>>534059074This, but also it isn't even just shrinkflation since the price of soft drinks has increased you are also getting inflation. It's funny how shrinkflation is supposed to stave off inflation but instead you are getting both at the same time. *Rubs hands*Webm related are soda companies standing over the American who is guzzling it down.
>>534073135I'm under 15% and I drink beer all the time. Then again I have a physically laborous job where I walk, bend, twist, reach in different directions for 12 hours a day. Just stop being a lazy fuck.
>caca and poopsie
>>534073065>beans and meat is unhealthy because IT JUST IS FUCK YOU
>>534058871No, we want cocaine and kola oil in the coke.Calling it coca cola is dishonest.The anti-drug discussion is bullshit, put cocaine in it and don't tell anyone. Make the dose higher than psychoactive. Go back to the best working recipe. Stop changing things for the worse.How difficult is it to make a good decision when you are getting millions of dollars?
>>534058871>Do you want smaller cans Yes. The mini ones are perfect but are more expensive than a regular can.
>>534061102>wander into convenience store>browse drink selection>leave with milkEvery damn time.
>>534058871Yes. I want tiny cans but conversely I want their c suite to run a train on my ass day in day night and treat me like a whore. I love Coke and I will buy more of it as I have no self-respect.
Ideally I can spend a trillion dollars on a can of air that costs them .00000000001 cent to manufacture, that's what I want as a consumer. The thought of CEOs only having 100 foot yachts and not 500 foot yachts is sickening
Whatever helps Coca-Cola get people to act less white.
>>534059182>need basedsyrup to wash down the goysloplol, lmao even
>>534058871yeah that kike is correct, the goyim demand smaller cans
>>534058871>Do consumers want smaller cans?Yes, they do.;^)
>>534058871Yes I never finish it and it goes to waste I just want small ones that are cheaperIt's not about the volume you get retarded cucks it's the dollar to experience value and that's how a lot of people that's younger see them as experiences not food
>>534058871I want them to start selling coke in mini-kegs
>>534074134>that are cheaper
>>534058871>drinking jewish sugary poison water ever at allNGMI
>>534058871If the smaller cans were priced by volume I would, in the rare case I buy soda, would choose the mini cans.But they are actually way more expensive. Last I checked, so much more expensive I could almost throw away the remainder from a full size can with no loss.Everything is stupid and gay.
>hmmm cornslop
>>534073743Sloppa didn't sound all that negative.
>>534058871Consumers want the old sugar cane recipe in 12oz cans, you gigantic douche
Put the fucking cocaine in the coca cola, immediate 8% boost to production.80% reduction in unhappiness.
>>534058871I don't like carbonated drinks but if I did I would still think that 355ml is too much.I feel similarly for energy drinks/juiceI'd prefer 150-200ml.
>>534058871>As of April 2026, many US states are restricting or banning the purchase of soda, energy drinks, and candy with SNAP (EBT) benefits>Coca-Cola announces smaller sized productsWhat a coincidence
>>53406355999.9% of people don't fully abstain from less than perfectly healthy foods & drinks, retard. I'm lean as fuck and would mog your faggot ass with ease. You have mental illness and shouldn't feel entitled to wasting anymore of our finite resources.
>>534073283800 calories is an hour and a half of jogging. I don't want to waste that time. I just want to open up a mini can and enjoy a bit and move on instead of having to leave the thing half finished.>>534073472Sounds like a load of horseshit but I'm also not a contractor bitch so I don't get to work like a fieldhand all day. I'd rather be wealthy.
>>534058871We like the small cans of coke zero because they are the perfect amount for a mixed drink. Just pour two shots of whiskey and a mini can of coke and it's the golden ratio.
>>534063948Delet this
>>534074893>I'd rather be wealthy.I'd rather be fat and lazy. To each their own anon.
>>534074866I guarantee I could probably break your jaw with a light jab. I’m not even the anon you’re bickering with like some broad, just the way you type…like a rotten homo.
>>534074965>drinking alcohol in 2026ngmi
>>534058871i want tiny cans but i want the huge inflated price of a 2litter bottle.i want less for more ;_;
>>534058871He's rightI want 110ml cans of pure syrup/espresso shot cokeShit would be cool, Espresso Coke
>>534075165I started drinking at 14 in 1994 when life was still bearable. I can't even imagine how you get through life in 2026 without drinking. I guess you're low IQ
>>534058871Cool, I hope with smaller cans you’d halve the price
>>534058871I don't want Coke, I want Guarana.
>>534073743At this point slop just means for the masses rather than bad
>>534063127The caffeine is the only reason to buy soda.
>>534062357Exactly, I buy crates of Mexican Coke in glass bottles from a local supermercado. One silver lining of being flooded by spics. I have never seen the kosher bottles but it’s still in plastic and I’d have to be in high jew population areaWhat’s insane is there used to be Coca Cola bottling plants all over the country that would reuse the recycled bottles. Now the good stuff has to travel across fucking international borders and the used glass gets melted down.
>>534063581> cane sugarBest taste ever. I never use white sugar for desserts or cakes, only brown cane sugar.
>>534058871If they had an option for that then hell yeah, although I don’t really see how this is /pol/-related.I actually already frequently do that, take smaller portions of soda I mean - I never buy larger bottles of it for myself, just individual cans, and even when I DO get a can, I often drink half and save the rest in the fridge for the next day, with some tinfoil or cling wrap wrapped over it or something so it doesn’t go flat as quick.This is just because I’m too conscious of how high-sugar it is… soda is just NOT a big regular vice of mine, and I’m too self-conscious of the health effects of it to want to ingest that much liquid sugar & calories … ironically, I’m still fat, it’s just that it’s other vices that get me lol, solid snacks/desserts/junk-food mostly.Regardless, yeah, for these exact reasons, I’d love a mini-version of soda. A smaller can or half-sized can, sounds ridiculous but I’d love it. Diet sodas don’t fix the dilemma for me by the way b/c I’m just skeptical of artificial sweeteners, too, and I believe it’s true from various studies they can still be linked to weight-gain/fuckery with your blood-sugar levels, insulin, glucose-uptake in your body or whatever, and also appetite, such that they still basically act like sugar and can promote weight-gain or a larger appetite … so, again, diet-sodas don’t fix it for me (on top of the fact that I also don’t like the taste, it always feels too weirdly “fake” to me compared to just good old sugar).So, much of a faggot as I am for using this board as my personal diary today, yeah, mini-cans of soda would be great, that’s like how much I want to drink whenever I do drink soda. It’s like a treat for me every week or two, and, again, even when I do take that treat, I’m self-conscious of all the liquid calories/sugar, so I’d be happy for like a shot-sized version of soda.
>>534075886White sugar is cane sugar dude, wtf are you talking about
>>534058871The small can is for mixed drinks, they need it to be whatever the right size is for that.
>>534059074This
>>534058871My dad unironically wishes for smaller cans for his rum & cokes. He always uses half of the minis.
>>534075385>not drinking poison means you’re low IQ
If you've seen how much kids leave in the can all the time, yeah, and many adults don't want a full can at the same time either.This one's 100% accurate actually, they already do make squat cans of pop for this reason. I can't get through a whole can of bangs but if it's a little can it's enjoyable.
>>534075957> White sugar is cane sugarNot everywhere. In Europe white sugar is made from beet root. They white cane sugar in America is extra refined and lacks the typical cane taste of the brown, less refined cane sugar.
>>534074455You can get the original recipe. Just look for the yellow cap.
>>534058871BOTTLESYOU FUCKING WEF SCUM!WEWANT BOTTLES!Returnable and get a deposit on them also.
Who still drinks this piss filled corn syrup? Show yourselves. Are you fags serious?
>>534073432what the fuck am I looking at
>>534058871Companies creating fake data to manufacture consent for shrinkflation, as per usual.
>>534076262ALSO PURE CANE SUGAR!None of that bleached shit, none of that industrial waste HFCS that isn't even sugar.
>>534076124In the US they're chemically sucrose, we remove all the molasses from it so it's not going to have a brown color or molasses taste. I've seen some people buy and add molasses after the fact but I think that tastes like shit.
>>534075957Kind of right in that it typically derives from cane-sugar but also, nah, the other anon ALSO has a point:White sugar is REFINED sugar. It’s a more refined, processed version of sugar that’s basically all sucrose, and, besides that, it *typically* comes from sugarcane but ALSO can come from sugar beets. This white refined sugar is also called granulated sugar DuckDuckGo (search engine):>Granulated sugar (white sugar) is refined from sugarcane or sugar beets and consists almost entirely of sucrose, while cane sugar is derived only from sugarcane and undergoes slightly less processing, giving it a light golden color and a hint of molasses flavor. Cane sugar crystals are often larger and don't dissolve as quickly, which can be advantageous for certain textures in baking.Here’s a picture of cane sugar, more brown, has molasses in it, and bigger chunks, as processed from the sugarcane also shown in the picture. It’s often sold as “organic sugar”, “organic cane sugar”, “organic brown sugar”, whatever.It has SOME more trace minerals and nutrients than refined (white) sugar, but it’s a very small amount, and also basically has about the same calories per weight as refined white sugar has; regardless, per people’s unique tastes, some find the less refined, coarser brown sugar/cane sugar superior, not as cloyingly and powerfully sweet maybe, and with a bit more natural flavor you can taste.Health-wise it’s still practically the same though, but also the health industry & food studies can be paid off, so maybe I also don’t trust them in saying that.
>>534075747Reminder: Caffeine free diet Coke is brown water.
>>534076434Our coke has cane sugar and guess what it’s still diabetes-causing, tooth-rotting SLOP
The disdain I have for soda drinkers is immeasurable
>>534076538>Our coke has cane sugar and guess what it’s still diabetes-causing, tooth-rotting SLOPBecause you are a Limey bro. Yo white limey teeth fuck up just smiling and the sun hitting them yo.
>>534076531i'd put my cock in her tail, IYKWIM. literally would lick the sweat off her underboobs. life is suffering
>>534076557don’t visit utahhttps://youtu.be/BlNJc_OLbYw
>>534058871Customers want:>Real sugar. Whether cane sugar or combination of cane & beet sugar. Real Sugar Pepsi has the latter. >12 oz. cans or bottles. The perfect size.>Strong carbonation. I hate weak carbonation drinks that get flat quickly. >Consistent flavor. That’s it. Not rocket science.
>>534076192Why isn't high fructose corn syrup kosher?
>>534076649>cocacolacargocult
