Bicycles, the most European way to travel. I don't get American's animosity towards bicycles. Americans think driving is some kind of rugged individualism and that it makes them tough shit.
>>534068139The US has cyclists, the fuck are you on about?
>>534068139Americana can't bike. Doesn't matter how many gears you have. 300 lbs is 300 lbs.
>>534068139>I don't get American's animosity towards bicycleslets start gently
>>534068139Sure just let me bike 10 miles to the nearest grocery store, then bike back with a week's worth of groceries tied to my bike.Also American cyclists are deranged retards that just swing out into traffic with no warning. They're extremely disliked here.
>>534068318>American cyclists are deranged retardslmao
>>534068318Not for mother's ng, that's like a 20 minute bike ride for a non-fatass and you can easily fit several days worth of groceries in a basket or rack.
>>534068139Bikes are for play poorfag.
Bikes are literally retarded
>>534068291This is infuriating.
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>>534068139Do your cyclists act like elitist obnoxious faggots and do they also think they own the road? Do they cause immense problems for regular traffic?If you answer yes to any of these, you have your answer.
>>534068685let them try
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>>534068139>I don't get American's animosity towards bicyclesThis should be easy to figure out though. Mutants are all hilariously obese, and humanity has not yet invented adamantium for bikes to support the gargantuan flesh balloon that is the American body. Also, Americans only know peripherally how to walk. They drive everywhere.
>>534068685>reads "may">doesn't get itTypical. Words mean things.
>>534068880the actual reason is because cyclists are retards
>>534068139Shrimple. Bikes crush your balls. Anybody with balls doesn't ride them. You, bike enjoyer, love having your balls crushed.
>>534068139>steals your bike
>>534068139Bicycles are the most infuriating niggers on the road, and the only reason they aren't all dead or in prison is because the police don't enforce traffic rules for bikes and motorists have strict liability.
Sorry my dick and balls are too big for bicycles and I don’t wanna pinch the nerve in my gooch and lose the ability to get hard, it’s faggot shit
>>534070121>motorists have strict liabilitynature finds a way
>>534068744They do. They're dick heads who get mad at you while they block traffic
>>534068880Some of the greatest BMX riders have come out of America you devious somali nigger rodent
>>534068139niggers stole my bike is not a meme
>>534068139>Americans think driving is some kind of rugged individualism and that it makes them tough shit.No, it's just fun and allows me to travel all over the vast expanse that is my country. I get why Europoors don't like cars as much.
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Why do car cucks hate cyclists so much? At least they're using their muscles like a man and not farting in some soft seat.
>>534070603I rode my bike to Detroit once, and a darkie at the qline station complemented my bike, an old steel roadsterHe then turned to his wife to talk about the lottery o algo.
>>534068139>driving is some kind of rugged individualism and that it makes them tough shit
>>534070367You just know he rang his little bell expecting the cow to move
>>534072563he probably did lmao. watch the cow's head at 0:03
>>534070367>>534072563That webm is always perfectly representative of how cyclistniggers are. The sheer absolute entitlement of riding through a BVLL's field and just expecting it to be fine with it AND move out of the way
>>534072708>>534070367>>534068291excuse me sir your lard is spilling everywhere
>>534073450better lard than brains
>>534073581>fat and brainlessyep
>>534073581>no dont ride on the sidewalk, its too dangerous. ride a foot away from a two ton bus with a pajeet driver!
>>534068139Why would I take 3 times longer to get somewhere I could just drive to?
>>534074133>oh no a bridge
>>534074590Why should you leave you children a inheritance?
>>534072708why are cagers so fucking retarded
>>534074748Paying for a car and registration is seen like a license to kill.
>>534068139>be me>driving up to nederland from denver>it’s all curved mountain passes>literally every 12 minutes there is a bike>shoulder is nonexistent >stop passing and just put on my 4 ways>legit going 5 mph on this road 1 hour road>biker huffs and puffs looking back anxiously>line of cars builds up behind me>people honking>someone tries to pass from 5 cars back>doesn’t know about the bike >rolls coal on me>no one can see>hear a loud “ayeiiiie”>cyclist is completely gone after smoke clears>no pull-offs or driveways>like he was never therestill wonder what happened to him
>>534074748>beep beep
>>534075042God thanks you for your contribution and sends you lots of pajeet truckers as a reward sir Lardass
>>534075042That guy got a huge payday.
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>>534068139The issue is the stupidity and sense of entitlement of cyclists. They seem to think their safety is everybodies problem but their own. They do stupid things like ride on windy country roads full of blind corners, then act all surprised when a car doing the 100km/h speed limit hits them from behind when they are in the middle of the road doing 10. Anybody who isn't a retard wohld look at that road and go "That's a narrow road with a high speed limit, lots of blind corners and no bike lane. Maybe I should go for my ride somewhere safer". But no, make excuses for your lack of self preservation and demand everybody else keep you safe.
>>534075340Humans drive their car to a warehouse wage slave job. You are no different than a inconsiderate warehouse worker.
>>534075443I own and operate a cattle farm, homo. You city fags with your gay bikes should stay off country roads, and preferably remain in the city living like bugs.
>>534075185send them on bikes too!
>>534068836Who the fuck cycles on a highway? Literally asking to get ran over.
>>534075594i too have killed horses with broken legs
>>534068139Too many niggers.
>>534074674kek where was this? did they catch the driver
>>534075608>Who the fuck cycles on a highway?retards
>>534068139Cyclists are faggots; they don't obey the laws of the road and don't need to have a license or insurance.Go ride your queermobile on designated cycle paths you cunts.
>>534068139What is the size of Europe vs America? And no one wants to work in an office or whatever next to someone all sweaty from biking in to work, but we know Euros are used to sweaty body odor, some countries more so than others.
>>534076016>Cyclists are faggots; they don't obey the laws of the road and don't need to have a license or insurance.
>>534076016>they don't need to have a license or insuranceimagine thinking this is some sort of own lolyes, I don’t buy jewish insurance or get monitored by the government unlike you in your cuckbox
>>534068139Americans are very low trust, even most of the whites here
Cyclists will literally see any roadway where traffic is moving two times faster than they could ever hope to achieve and go "this is made for me".Not sure if it's a uniquely American phenomenon, but it happens.
>>534068139>biking in america as a kidCaterpillars everywhere, have to stop short and nearly fly off your bike to save their lives and move them into the grass>biking in america as an adultNo caterpillars anywhere and niggers everywhere, have to clutch your gun so you don't turn into a statistic
>>534076280The issue with no real barrier to entry is that there is no safeguards to absolute retardation. Considering how stupid the average driver is. Now imagine them with no training and only a loose understanding of the rules of the road. That's your average cyclist........... or driver in India.
i have to go walk my dog and i just want to post this one before i go because it always makes me chuckle
riding a bike causes erectile dysfunction
>>534077021That’s logical because a bicycle has vastly less killing potential than a car
>>534068139You have it backwards. Cars are necessary for transportation in our culture, while bicycles are recreational toys. You said it yourself: "Bicycles, the most European way to travel." We're obviously not Europeans.
>>534077293>a bicycle has vastly less killing potential than a carTrue, but it also has a getting killed potential of plus 50 compared to a car, so it's far from safe.
Why do liberal city push endless cycle lanes when you get the same space saving benefits from encouraging people to just ride motorcycles and mopeds? Which has most of the same space saving benefits as regular bikes without having to create endless cycle lanes and asinine 20 mph zones?
>>534076359America doesn't give them anywhere else to ride despite the fact that they are protected by traffic law. I took a ride to the mall today and noticed that there was about 12 feet of grass just sitting there on the side of the road for most of the way.
>>534068139You sound like a faggot who doesn’t own a truck.
>>534075340>any driver who isn't a retard would look at that road and go "That's a narrow road with a speed LIMIT, lots of blind corners and no bike lane. Maybe I should drive slower and be on the lookout for obstacles". But no, carbrains just make excuses for your lack of driving ability and demand everybody else is wrong.
