>presses red buttonnothing happens
>>534070006If pressing that button wiped humanity out, I'd press it
>makes a retarded thread>starts sucking 100 dicks per second
>>534070006Blue button retards will seethe.
>>534070006how could you kill all those stupid people that killed themselves by pressing blue? have you no heart?
>>534070103I can see the appeal of pressing the blue button for many people. Pressing the blue button is a commitment to trying to save all of those retards who pressed the blue button and thus also an admission that you're a retard yourself, or at least insecure about whether or not you're a retard. Non-retards and retarded sociopaths choose red though.
>>534070084i can't be mad at the netherlands. you guys send tulips to ottawa every year to thank us for saving you from the heckin nazis.
>>534070006Button cucks on suicide watch.
>>534070307you could just convince your loved ones to press red and then you can all sleep well at night knowing you and them get to live and if they were to dumb to press blue well then atleast you can pat yourself on the back and say "welp, atleast i tried."
Reds are so retarded that if the 51% majority relied on a single vote, they'd try to convince the last person to "vote red" to save themselves. That's literally their logic. They're all actual retards.
Discuss
>>534070489Nah I'd gatekeep the red button. I'd carefully monitor the public sentiment about which button is more popular and then meticulously engineer the masses choices through campaigns and subliminal messaging as to assure the highest death toll with just a hair under 50% of those useless fucks pressing blue. And then I'd start all over for the next round.
>>534070658How would they know? It's a private vote.
>>534070006Mods: all these red button blue button threads are advertising a cryptocurrency scam and in violation of the Global Rule #1
>>534070782>how do news stations know what the vote count is during elections? Its a private vote?Case in point. Just look how fucking retarded reds are
>>534070745thats the glorious thing about pressing red though. it literally doesn't matter if more press blue. you still get to live. just press the red button and forget about it. carry on with life.
>>534070307>do this risky thing or you're killing retardsSeems like I've heard them say that before?
>>534070878If you know the vote tally while the voting is occurring than that changes the whole scenario.But a common theme in these threads is blue pushers will change things at a whim to suit their suicide pact.
>>534070006/threadLife is so easy
Blue requires other people to enter harms way to protect you from your decision, red does not. Blue is literally immoral and selfish.
>>534070006You press the red button and all the vaxxed goyim die. You press the blue button and nothing ever happens, the kike world order goes on as usual.
>>534071021thats funny because the only people I see willfully misunderstanding and reinterpreting the given scenario is Redfaggots. Bluechads choose life while redniggers choose to kill everyone because they think they are getting away with it.
>>534070060don't be such an eternal anglo
>>534071011>you're killing retardsThat's not a caution though, that's a feature.
>>534071021You're incapable of thinking in hypotheticals lol >but I ate breakfast
>>534071117>hey guys, I'm going to shoot in your direction in 10 seconds. If you don't move then it's not my fault I shot youActual retard logic
>>534071187>>534071187>>534071283You won't know the percentage of red vs blue at the time of your vote. As far as you know it could go either way and you just have to make a choice. That's the scenario. You're not sitting at home watching the exit poll on TV planning your trip to the polling station.Two extreme voting scenarios:1 person pushes red and everyone else pushes blue.Everyone survives.Pushing red caused no one to die.1 person pushes blue and everyone else pushes red.Everyone survives but the person who pushed blue. Pushing blue caused him to die. He did it to himself.If only he had convinced 50% of people to risk their lives to save his retarded ass.
>>534070889You're looking at it the wrong way. Your objective as someone pressing red shouldn't be to survive but to convince as many retards as possible to press blue without crossing the threshold of them surviving.
>>534071552good point. this makes pressing red a win-win.
>>534071422Checked and /thread
>>534071441red is the option that introduces death so everyone who pushes red is responsible for killing the blue guy, but you don't care because you actually WANTED him to die, because you want to kill people without being held accountable
>>534071441>redtard can't into hypotheticalsLol, hilarious. Here's another because I love watching you squirm.A loving family of 9 is given this same choice: if the majority press blue, they all survive. If the majority press red, the reds survive but blues die. They vote in secrecy. Which button do you think every family member chooses?Now apply the same scenario to a group of people that hate eachother. Reds view life through a lense of cynicism and disdain for humanity. Blues do not. End of story.
>>534071552>I just want to kill as many people as possible.redfags everybody
>>534071821I want him stripped of his right to make a decision on anything that can negatively impact himself or other's because he is a moron.That is what this thought experiment exposes, the morons who choose blue.
>>534071860Ugh you got me, I'm so heartless! So... you're still pressing blue, right? :)
>>534071821Not joining your suicide pact. Sorry. If you want to risk your life to virtue signal that is on you. If you try to hold yourself hostage on me that is just your doing.
>>534071972Him>"you're a piece of shit"You:>"I'm a piece of shit, umad?" (heh, I totally got him)Reds are all unironically retarded
>>534071900the experiment exposes those who are fearful of death and those who aren't
>>534071972Yes, I have an actual conscience. At least you are being honest about your murderous motives instead of coping that you are not a murderer like most redfags do.
>>534071858If all the the family members voting have reached the age of reason and have a basic instinct for self preservation I'm confident they will all choose red over the pointless "maybe die" button.Replace remaining alive in the original scenario with something else. Say money.If 50% or more of the people choose blue everyone gets a million dollars. But if less than 50% choose blue only the red button pushers get a million dollars. Is your dumb ass going to push blue?Is there any advantage in choosing blue?
>>534071860>you need to put your life at risk to save retards with no logical thoughtno thanks saar
>>534072105it doesn't have to result in our deaths but you want to make that possible yet pretend your vote "does nothing" (even though it makes an average of 51% blue harder to achieve, resulting in blue deaths... but I don't care and I want you to die but I refuse to be honest with myself about my choice LOL)
>>534072195How sad that you cant even trust your own family to save you. I really hope thats an hypothetical and not your actual view of your family. Thats insanely fucked up and not a sane household.
>>534072195Ah, there it is. You dont even trust your own family... holy shit what a sad existence.
>>534072356I can trust my family to choose the "live" button over the "Maybe die" button. This isn't a difficult choice.
>>534072107>>534072152Right on. Just don't make it too obvious that you're part of the plot to convince retards to press blue. Keep it up guys.
>>534072445Who knew redfags just had unresolved daddy issues. That explains a lot. Literal fatherless behaviour.
The real test
>>534072473Im really sorry for you, man. I would press blue for you, even if your family doesnt.
>>534072730So we all live but this Canadian that showed up out of nowhere is now dead. A sad and unnecessary death.
>>534071422You should move honestly
>>534070740jeffrey epstein would push blue he literally suicided himself and killed children
Bluefags will argue until they're blue in the face, but at the end of the day, redfags will always win.Majority presses red? Red wins.Majority presses blue? Red still wins.We always win.GO RED!GO RED!GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RED!!!
>>534072843>one less retard trying to warp others opinions with his suicidal empathyI see that as a win.
>>534070006>nothing happensthat is just bad luck. you could have gotten the world rid of 49% of losers out there.
>>534070060I need a blue button for this one
>>534071422>I'm going to shoot myself if atleast half of everyone doesn't agree to doing the same thingblue "logic"
>>534073969they are the kind of "people" who threaten that they will kill themselves if you abandon themyet ironically red button pushers are those shouting "kys" at people
>>53407396999 people49 choose blue49 choose red1 person leftwhich button results in death?You: "derrrr duh blue one"
>>53407524399 people49 choose blue49 choose red1 person leftit's a toddlerit pushes red
>>534075243The odds of this happening is less than 1 in 8 billion in the original example. No actually, it's far less, it's 1 in 8 billion that red wins by a single vote, the odds that the last vote out of 8 billion is the one that tips the scale is even less.Blues always lose, better red than dead.
>>534075563Smart kid! He understood the choice. Not like this idiot >>534075243
>>534075633The odds of a majority-wins vote involving 99 people coming down to 1 vote is "far less than 1 in 8 billion"?Lmfao this is like the 3rd time some dumbass red has said some absolutely retarded shit.
>press red button>clown arrives and four seals with balloons nothing happens>press blue button>nothing happens and you die
>>534075563So the only way this hypothetical works out in your favor is if the person that sides with your position does so unknowingly?And you think this is a W?LOL I have never come across a question that so easily exposes people who are actually mentally retarded
>>534075243the blue button? are you retarded?
If everyone was rational no one would pick blue, not every one is but that doesnt mean you should be irrational too
>>534076330If you're the last vote, and you know the numbers, and you know that your one blue vote will save all the blues then fine, in your contrived hypothetical where you have all the info, you should vote blue.But that is not the thought experiment.You would have no idea if your vote will put blue into the majority or not. And in that scenario the rational thing to do is vote red and not join the blue suicide cult.
>>534076400Hahahaha holy shit youre actually retarded
>>534075916I explicitly referred to the original example in my post. You should develop some reading comprehension before you call other people dumb.
>>534076663if you're going to attempt to troll atleast make it entertaining, this isn't engaging at all
>>534076575You thinking it matters if anyone knows what the current results are in that hypothetical just cements how absolutely fucktarded you really are
>>534070307>Press red button>Some loves ones press blue>Massive shilling campaign to press red button, you yourself take part in the shilling>Several loved ones dead, you now live in a world inhabited by schemers, scammers, corporatists and even more minoritiesA higher percentage of whites will press blue than minorities.
>>534076786If 50 people choose blue and 49 people choose red, you're saying people will die hahahaha you're actually a fucking retard who cannot follow a basic 2-color-majority question lmao!
>>534070006Red is best. Some of you niggers need to die for the good of humanity.
>>534076827RIP Whites if true.
>>534076952Think about it. Do you honestly believe that ethnic groups which are notorious for pulling the most immoral scams imaginable and will try to sell their own family to make a small profit will press blue?
>>534076827>A higher percentage of whites will press blue than minorities.Unfortunately yes, but I would rather live in an even harsher and crueler world than the world of today, rather than join a suicide cult. The chance of me saving friends and family dumb enough to push the blue button is 1 in 8 billion. Red is always the right choice unless you just hate living.
>>534070489it's literally just the vaxx all over again
>>534077128The parallells are striking, right down to the claim that it only works if everyone drinks the kool-aid.
>>534077070I believe they wouldn't pick blue.But I also believe that Whites with reading comprehension and logical reasoning of a 5 year old could deduce there is no advantage in picking Blue.So if this was ever real, Blues are so utterly fucked.
>>534076827>implying I could love someone retarded enough to press bluenothing of value is lost when we keep the blue percentage just under half
>>534077111Enjoy the even more fucked up demographics then. Better yet the remaining whites are more likely to be spiritual niggers who will just engage in infighting for the dumbest reasons.>>534077233The poll had blue with a massive lead despite it being worldwide.>>534077245>hurr I will happily see my own family die if they make the wrong callYou are worse than amerigoyim who denounce their own blood for picking the wrong moderate AIPAC shill. Genuinely a callous mindset.
>>534077492>The poll had blue with a massive lead despite it being worldwide.On the Internet. On Twitter.Would someone do that? Go on the Internet and just lie? Who would do such a thing?If it was real things would be very different.
>>534076672>less than 1 in 8 billion in the original exampleLmao! Even worse. These polls consistently peg the results around a 40/60 split where red or blue wins - meaning the extremes (70/30, 80/20, etc) are essentially eliminated from being possibilities - the odds of a tie would be MUCH higher than 1 in 8 billion. This is basic math, retard.
>>534076827>"A higher percentage of whites will press blue than minorities.">the button dilemma happens for real>only a few million people globally press the blue button, almost all of them white people>people mourn, but life goes on>elections roll around>all the whites who consistently voted against the best interests of white people are gone>all around the western world, far right governments are elected>pretty much every western country becomes a white ethnostate with minimal jewish influenceHuh, looks like we were able to vote ourselves out of our problems after all. All's well that ends well, I suppose.
>>534077492There's a saying we have for that in German: Besser Lücke statt Krücke. They're just dragging us down anyway, so good riddance I say.
>presses blue button*dies*
>>534077707>"It's all your fault !1!!1"
>>534076827>shilling campaign to press red button,>you now live in a world inhabited by not blue presserthis make absolutly no sense
>>534077588It's a hypothetical scenario anyway. It assumes everyone magically gets transported into a voting room. If there was any preparation time you could just tell everyone to vote red but we are considering the scenario where you can not coordinate as it is a thought experiment.>>534077621Libtards are self serving retards. Their empathy is just performative. Why else do you believe they never live in neighbourhoods with minorities?You will live in a world full of the worst people.
>>534077492>hurr I will happily see my own family die if they make the wrong callif you don't youre litteraly a criminal
>>534072111Yes, herdbrains
>>534071858Nice reframe. Seriously. Thanks for the thought.
>>534077766It does.>>534077828You will not be welcome in the 14th dimension.
>>534077781I'm aware of that. But as you can see from these threads and the Twitter threads people are placing a moral value on the "gamble on your life" button and that people who don't want to gamble on their life are evil. So on the Internet this thought experiment becomes more about some deranged virtue signalling about solidarity with the blue pushers etc.
>>534077602If there are 8 billion people in the world, the chance of you being the very last person to cast a vote is 1 in 8 billion. The chance of you being the tie-breaker is much, much smaller. Also, you would not be able to see the numbers before you press. You have created a completely differen scenario.Yes, if pressing the blue button would save half the planet and I knew it in advance, I would press the blue button, but that's not what we are discussing.
>>534077908the only way to save youre retarded daughter is kidnaping or heavy beating wich is extremely illegal, please come back when you save your family from their retardation
>>534077766>this make absolutly no sensethat's because he's hiding his true intentions. Our real strategy as people who press the red button is to shill for retards to press the blue button. This way we can seize the opportunity to thin out the herd.
>>534070006blue trannies can't help themselves admit the truth they're just as sociopathic mass murderous as redchads. the only difference is we're honest about it and they kick and scream denying it every thread
>>534077781>You will live in a world full of the worst people.Nah. Sure, shitlibs are performative, which we see demonstrated in all its glory with this button dilemma, but almost no one would knowingly press the blue button in a real life or death situation, whether liberals or conservative. Only severely mentally ill people would bite a cyanide capsule for the chance of avoiding a single global casualty.
>>534078044What are you insinuating? All the bluefags would have resisted Hitler and hid Jews in their attic had they lived in Nazi Germany. They said so themselves.
>>534070740Last time I checked, Ghislaine had 15 millions karma and was still moderator.
>>534078323This is a very important thing to remember. A truly good man is aware of his own capacity for cruelty. Jung spoke of this regarding the shadow. Never trust a man who thinks he is selfless. Never trust a bluefag.
>>534077828>if you don't youre litteraly a criminal>unironically putting the interests of the state before your own familyWhat a massive faggot. Are all redfags like this?
>>534070060Fpbp
still undefeated
>>534078700you didn't get it. A man who knows he can press red understands why pressing blue matters. Pressing red is worse than death. Pressing blue is worth dying for
>>534079061>most mankind is not only stupid but also evilYes, you're correct. Blue voters are exactly so.
>>534079061>blue voter>this memereally not sending their best
>>534079061>Most people are emotional idiots who will pick blue.No, most people are brown and don't have the same sense of civic duty that Europeans do. "Fuck you, got mine" is the way of life in most regions of the world. Behold, the great mass of people you will be voting with:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AytQEpwQUoDo you think those people will put their lives on the line and vote blue for a sense of unified, globalistic altruism? No, they will all vote red, and they vastly outnumber you.The blue button is a white idiot filter, probably designed by Jews, and no amount of warped slave morality will change the reality that you are killing yourself for no gain whatsoever.
>>534070307Can I press both?
>>534076330>So the only way this hypothetical works out in your favor is if the person that sides with your position does so unknowingly?isn't that the BLUE BUTTON's ultimate argument? faghag
Anyone who would push the blue button should be barred from voting. They have clearly demonstrated that they are suicidally empathetic so they should not be allowed to decide public policy and drive the societies in which they reside towards suicide.
>>534070006Keep pressing it until something does happen.
>>534070006>press red buttonkill 90% of women
>>534079061wrong this gay twitter psyop proves it's blue trannies who should be afraid of red pushers willing to off them for the good of humanity. the only thing keeping blues alive is the red's mercy
>>534079598So you want to join them instead of taking a last stand for the actual right choice? Its like you are a bluefag in denial. You know its the right choice, yet you are afraid to die for your ideals, and instead chose to betray what you think is right because you think everyone will pick red. You really stand for nothing if you are not willing to die for it. You are spiritually no different than a redfag.
