>>534074803Elaborate?
>>534074870Well you know how when your wife messes up your desert you’re supposed to do something to her in order to discipline. I might or might not do that. Whichever is more rational
>>534075015What kind of desert are we taking about? Home baked goods or just some shit from the grocery store? This is an important distinction
>>534074803the fuck little timmy gonna do ?
>>534075112She was supposed to make pistachio cannolis. She went to her sisters house at like 11pm to get them. I was coming home from work after not being there for a month. SHE GOT UNSALTED PISTACHIOS and she didn’t put any sugar. It was like eating air!! Very disappointed and sad
>>534075279That’s funny, I’m fucking some chick who’s husband is away for months at a time for work. She sucked my salty pistachio clean on the regular. Must be a coincidence
>>534075660What does he do for work?
dessert has two Ss because you want two of them.>mnemonics
>>534074803I like where your head is at. Do it.
>>534074803I ate too much and now my tummy hurts..
>>534074803>I might do something rationalnow is not the time to fall for democrat propaganda anon Trump never raped children and he is not a servant of Israel being blackmailed by said child rape evidence
>>534075761No idea, it’s none of my business so I never ask
Tone down that rhetoric!
>>534075983What province do we live in? (It’s two provinces actually) (I’m giving you hints)
>>534075015You own an entire desert?
>>534076544You don't?
>>534076999They said I'll get one after I seed my 999th goat >Checkd
>>534075660>She sucked my salty pistachio clean on the regular. Must be a coincidence
>>534074803Why is your pepe so desaturated? That ain't rational nigga.