What's the first thing you'd do after winning lotto?
>>534079639Shit on that woman
>>534079639shit on my boss' desk
>>534079639probably the same shit i always do.
>>534079639Shit on my winning ticket.
>>534079639contact a jewish lawyer
>>534079639an Amber Heard fan I see
>>534079639You can get arrested for that? Damn.
>>534079759*indian
>>534079639move to a cheap country like thailandbuy nice apartment put most of the money in "safe" investments bang both women and ladyboysplay vidya for the rest of my life
Buy a big house to keep friends close Put most of the money into a combination of precious metals and dividend-paying stocks Buy a craft distillery and just have fun with that for the rest of my life.
>>534079639Sounds like bullshit with your no sauce or dates in the image, but id believe it could happen.
>>534079639The crime, officer? I'm trans-indian btw, it's my culture.
>>534079639Puttin' some stank on it frfr
>>534079639I once spat at my manager after I resigned from the job.With a lot of cash for a lawyer and money being no longer an issue I would certainly do something far worse. Russian style totally-not-gay prison harassment, maybe.
>>534079639Tell no one. Sit down with a lawyer.Put 70% in a market account and keep buying dips with the remaining 30% and then live off of a yearly disbursement.Then I'd fund small artists I like.And give money to White people who get "canceled" and lose their careers.The more based, the more money.
>>534079639Live in my car for a year driving around the country.
get into car wrecks with very expensive/exotic cars (the victim's car, not mine, mine will be cheap but not a complete rust bucket). kinda curious how many i can do before they take away my license by force. then ill just hire drivers
>>534079639What crime was committed?
>>534079639I assume you mean a big win, in that case I would do what I keep telling my glowie listening on my phone, I would move someplace better and not have to work thus not discussing political things with the multitude of people I meet while working.I would do fun things so I would be too distracted to shit post all over the internet.It would be in everyone's best interest if the numbers went my way.
>>534079894just about every conceivable crime has been committed. most committed within our lifetimes. she does not appear unique.
>>534079639Probably just do blow and play 04scape like I always do
>>534079639Outdated headlineMy typist floozies would never use anything close to a swear'erb it
>>534079639buy a hat
>>534079639Fake and gayOp is a faggot
>>534079734High IQ move. I wouldn’t want to steal that winning ticket with your nasty shit all over it.
>>534080621>she does not appear unique.the odds of someone winning the lottery and then committing this crime are insanely low
>>534079639>What's the first thing you'd do after winning lotto?Drugs and whores
>>534080775>flagwhy aren't you already doing this, pedro?
>>534079639give the money to Israel
>>534080809He's saving up for the coyote.
>>534079639I wonder why she hated her boss that badI’ve had some truly horrible bosses, never would i do something like that, especially if I suddenly won a bunch of money and no longer needed them
>>534080774i try not to overthink it. the motive is revenge. furious righteous revenge. there are many ways to achieve such, but there are some things to do on an impulse. id have also accepted slashing boss's tires, biting off his nose/ear, stapling him, dumping lunch on him, and spilling the beans on some really naughty secret. for me, the choice wasnt a trillion possibilities, but maybe a dozen or two easily accessible possibilities
>>534079639Call my tax consultant of course.
>>534079639Withdraw my (((winnings))) in cash and set it on fire in the middle of a city.
Reenact Lonely Island's hit song "Like a Boss".
>>534080946Why?
Based. That's how we all feel deep down about our boss. I'd personally hire niggers to gamgbang him after work in the parking lot.
>>534079639buy 4chan hunt you down shit in your mouth
>>534079639Jeffrey Epstein won the lottery twice. in a row.
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>>534079759This. A major trick to never see time in jail is a jewish lawyer. Even better when everyone knows the jewish lawyer's grandparents were killed in the holocaust. The judge and the jury by default will not want to be associated with anti semitism in any shape or form and not convict.
>>534081083those claims couldn't be proved on court, chat GPT saidit may have been just one of her dogs
>>534079639Shower This negress is blowing it’s wide gorilla nose at me
>>534079639Move to florida
>>534079639take viagra and fuck a hooker for hours then eat a steak afterwards
>>534079639We talking the big jackpot? Hundreds of millions?I would ask my entire direct family to retire on a multi-home ranch with me. My brother probably wouldn’t come though.I’m not a very material person, so most would be spent on services and over-the-top consumption (1000 dollar steaks prepared by world class chefs every week or whatever retard shit I can come up with.Probably have a lot left over, so become a YouTube lobbyist who pays YouTubers to say the shit I want like the Jews do against me.
I fucked my gf like how a stallion loves a mare in heat on my boss's desk.
>>534080212>Sit down with a lawyer.So you'd give some of it to kikes>Then I'd fund small artists I like.And troons>And give money to White people who get "canceled" and lose their careers.>The more based, the more money.aaand jeets. Got it.
If I won a big one I would buy or build a resort somewhere like Belize and just chill out on the beach. Friends and family would of course stay for free. I’d probably invest heavily in the rest of the area to improve the cleanliness and image.
>>534081402I once had a fortune. I spent half of it on whores and liquor, the other half, I squandered.
>>534079639i would do the things i enjoy without sweating going to work on monday.
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>>534079639Irish exit
>>534081567Do you not know the dignity of work? Are you honestly afraid of your boss?
>>534079639>What's the first thing you'd do after winning lotto?Unless it's an obscene sum in the tens of millions that even my grandkids could retire on, I'd probably go to my bank and solicit their services to help me invest and get some passive income.
I would pay my boss to shit on his own desk as i am rich now and have people do the work for me.
>>534079639Buy a gaming PC and one game.
>>534079639bbbbbaaaaaaaaased! I too would shit on my bosses desk after winning a lottery. I would take it a step further, start fucking up for a day or two so I'm called to HR to get fired then proceed to shit in the middle of the room during a meeting
>>534079639Link?Seems like an odd headline. How many headlines include "shitting" in their headline? Fake and gay until proven otherwise
>>534079639Build a gas chamber with a wooden door and run some tests.
>>534079639Contact my investment planner-and find alternatives- and then contact the best tax lawyers in the state.Tell no one, and wait to cash out when the plans are in place.
>>534081552Okay good for you I don’t really want any of those things.
>>534082020That's up to you Bhudda.
>>534080930The only smart mf in this thread. I bet you own a vineyard that sells grapes to TaylorFladgate.
>>534080621There is nothing new under the sun.Based Paul McCartney
>>534079884How can anyone be attracted to these ugly women?
>>534079639I'd replace the shit that's about to break in my house. Monitor and mouse and oven.Then I'd rebalance my investments in a safer direction, since I wouldn't need to risk much to have my desired lifestyle.Then I'd go back to do the exact same shit I did before winning.
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>>534080775I'm doing that before I win though
White woman does it, Arrested and chargedJeet does it, poop polacy gets passed.
>>534079680kek you're clearly the salty boss of that woman. good for her.
>>534079639Spend most on whisky and whores and the rest I'd just kinda blow
>>534081020Fuck ((money))), it is all a kike scam.
>>534079639Pay taxes, pay my debts and my parent's debts, continue working as usual, however I will enthusiastically avoid overtime a lot and focus on my hobbies plus studying a proper third language even harder. Would actually take vacations to visit my family, but also visit the country I want to expatriate to.
>>534079884Same, but Costa Rica and no ladyboys.
>>534079639This is probably fake, but I'd prefer to be outside of the country, or if need be at the press conference identifying me as the lotto winner with a flight scheduled right after to parts unknown. I'd never do anything to get myself arrested or even provoke a lawsuit for "harassment". As much as a lot of previous bosses of mine to minecrafted, its not worth fucking yourself up over especially if you have fuck you money.
>>534079639Only absolute knuckle-dragging morons play the lotto. Worst odds of any form of gambling including smashing your balls with a hammer for the insurance money
>>534083884I disagree. I think playing the lottery for 5 dollars a week is nowhere as stupid or destructive as feeding a drug/alcohol/sex addiction. At the end of the day it’s a vice. The lottery gives people a little bit of hope that they can escape their miserable lives. And you don’t kill yourself doing it.And yes, the vast majority of people will not win, but statistically somebody has to, and people enjoy daydreaming thinking soon it might be them.I do think people who spend 200 dollars a week are fucking retarded though. The odds are so low that you should only be buying one ticket per drawing.
>>534084139What a weaksauce activity. Here, let me burn $5 and stare into the ashes
>>534084223Okay.
>>534084139But two tickets doubles your chances, anon.
>>534079639like a bouse.
>>534082317Has a leaf blessed this humo thread already?
>>534079639I'd probably try to get a gf.>Lmao like that would happen.Ok... well anyways I guess I'd tell everyone I knew that I won.Probably put part of it towards retirement.It seems like alot of money, and it is, but it'll go really quickly if you start buying ridiculous stuff. Besides I'd want everybody in my family to benefit.But it would put me in a difficult moral position.I wouldn't quit working any time soon, but I'd probably retire earlier.
>>534084668>well anyways I guess I'd tell everyone I knew that I won.That's about the most retarded thing you could do, the less people that know, the better.
>>534082467Ugly girls need dick too. I'll take the bullet for you and fuck all of them so you don't have to.
>>534084792And that fat ones?
>>5340844282 x ≈0 is still ≈0.
>>534084792If you want to have sex with the prostitutes then you’re in good hands. Just make sure you get your moneys worth.
