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Ultimate MAGA.
opec should be treated like a terrorist organization (it is)
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>>534079924OIL BELONGS TO AMERICA
Good evening gents. OPEC not looking so good. BRICS in shamblesIRGC collapsing. Its not a good week to be an acronym.
LET FREEDOM REIGN! FULFILL OUR DIVINE PROVIDENCE, OUR NEW MANIFEST DESTINY!Our rightful land:1. British Indian Ocean Territory2. Canada3. Greenland4. Marie Byrd Land5. Faroe Islands6. Clipperton Island7. St.-Barthelemy8. Falkland Islands9. South Georgia & the South Sandwich Islands10. St. Pierre & Miquelon11. Federal Dependencies & Nueva Esparta of Venezuela 12. British Antarctic Territory (incl. Ross Dependency)13. St. Helena, Ascension, & Tristan da Cunha (SHATC)14. Dutch Caribbean15. Cayman Islands16. Guadeloupe17. Martinique18. Montserrat19. Anguilla20. Turks & Caicos Islands21. UK Virgin Islands22. Bermuda23. French Guiana24. French Polynesia25. Pitcairn Islands26. Wallis & Futuna27. Peter I Island28. Fernando de Noronha, Rocas Atoll, Sts. Peter & Paul Archipelago, Trinidade & Martim Vaz29. San Andres & Providencia (Raizalia)30. San Bernando ArchipelagoWe're Americans. We dream big & we win bigger. The fact is that we cannot tolerate unfree zones with the Americas. We're going to liberate our sphere, including:1. (Western) Samoa2. St. Vincent & the Grenadines3. St. Lucia4. Kiribati5. Cuba6. Nauru7. Dominica8. Guyana (eastern half)9. Grenada10. St. Kitts & Nevis11. Antigua & Barbuda12. Bahamas13. Costa Rica14. Panama15. Iceland16. Jamaica17. BelizeIn summary, our goals are:1. Enforcing the Monroe Doctrine2. Ensuring American naval dominance.3. Reducing housing prices in the mainland USA.4. Punishing outposts of tyranny in the New World.5. Improving the US economy.6. Creating Fortress America.7. Purifying the New World demographically via mass deportation.We already have funding to enforce border patrol for Marie Byrd Land, Canada, & Greenland! Let's move forward & fulfill our American dream, the dream of Washington, Jackson, Jefferson, & Polk! We'll see McKinley & Kennedy smile upon us from Heaven!
We need an ALL-OF-GOVERNMENT response to the migration crisis in our Country!State ought take maximal action to increase deportations for national security!Treasury ought confirm immigration status with tax filings!Transportation ought collect immigration status when they inspect trucks!Interior ought enforce measures to protect our Country against foreign labor in national parks!Agriculture ought crack down on abuse of farm labor visas!Labor ought throw the book and bust unscrupulous employers which hire illegals!JUSTICE ought launch an all-out judicial crackdown to crush migrant crime and anti-American discrimination! WAR ought mobilize to clear illegal alien terrorists off the streets!Commerce ought restrict government money to companies with strict immigration protocols and secure our economy amid crisis!HHS ought declare that public health justifies emergency measures to deport illegals!HUD ought help DHS to deport illegals who use government housing! Arrest them in their sleep!ED ought collect data on illegals in school and teach children of the migration threat!Energy should be tightening security protocols against migrant crime & terrorism!VA should lend VA Police to DHS!Even other agencies of DHS can lend their staff to ICE and CBP! (In fact, why not establish Joint Deportation Commands in various districts across the Country?)Every department has multiple roles it can fulfill in our national struggle against foreign contamination! Labor can do a lot more than just break bad unions--they collect labor statistics, it's not hard to collect illegal alien labor data!REGULATE IMMIGRATION TO DEATH! Have every department writing regulations to protect the American people against legal alien labor and reduce the number of foreigners in America!We cannot stop restricting the barbarians until our wages recover and our Country is happy and prosperous again!
>>534079944MAGA
Current verdict: Pitts v MS: 6A right to meet accusersDoe v Dynamic: LA cannot grant immunity in a federal case.Clark v Sweeney: Trial juries can convict with a missing juror.Bowe v US: SCOTUS has jurisdiction over criminal appeals.Barrett v US: 18 USC 924 is 1 law.Bost v IL: Candidates have standing.Case v MT: 4A allows emergency entryBerk v Choy: State evidence law not used in fed courtEllingburg v US: Restitution is criminal punishment.CIAPU v Burton: Reasonable-time limitLearning Resources v Trump: No IEEPA tariffsUSPS v Konan: USPS can't be sued.Villareal v TX: 6A permits restrictions intended to prevent testimony-matchingGeo v Menocal: Yearsly decision a defense, not immunity Galette v NJTC: NJTC lacks immunityU-O v Bondi: Defer to BIAOlivier v Brandon: Prospective relief available for convictsCox v Sony: ISPs not liable for user piracyRico v US: Supervised release is not automatically extended in case of failure to comply. Chiles v Salazar: 1A protects conversion therapy.Chevron v Plaquemines: FORS covers Chevron.Hencely v Fluor: FTCA does not preempt States.Enbridge v Nessel: SoLs limit timing of legal filings only as specified by such statute.Awaiting verdicts: LA v Callais: VRA redistrictingLandor v LA: Prisoner religious rightsRutherford v US: First Step Act Fernandez v US: Use of the same reasons for reduction & vacation of sentenceFirst Choice v Platkin: 1A "chilling effect"Trump v Cook: Removal of officialsTrump v Barbara: 14ANRSC v FEC: 1A campaign spendingHamm v Smith: IQ testingFSCO v Saba: Investment Company ActWV v BPJ: Tranny athleticsWolford v Lopez: 2AM&K v Iam Pension Fund: ERISA multiemployer plan withdrawalHavana Docks v Royal Caribbean: LIBERTAD ActExxonMobil v Cimex: Foreign Sovereign Immunities ActPung v Isabella, MI: 5A & 8AUS v Hemani: 2A drug addictsHunter v US: Limitation on appealsMontgomery v Caribe: Preemption by 49 USC 14501
>>534079924UAE dropping out of the Arab oil monopoly. So that they can sell more oil, right now, while the price is temporarily high.
>>534079924
it took a brown woman to actually do something about this
MAGA
>>534080196fyi they literally had a defunct e-mail for us applicants to apply to, then when they "got no applicants" they applied for h1bsshouldn't be a lawsuit, it should be a criminal investigation for defrauding the US government
>>534079924>all oil producing countries in opec begin max production>prices crater>pump more to secure market share>prices crate even further>can't stop over production because margins are razor thin>massive glut>oil companies become unprofitable>all production ceases>massive price spike>massive shortage
>>534080112America was founded with smuggling & piracy.
>>534080168Venezuela, an American oil colony, should exit next, it would be very funny
>>534080145Ayyup.
>>534079924This good.https://x.com/epaleezeldin/status/2048895480151593427
I dig the MQ-25 tanker drone. Really cool idea from the Navy and has the potential to significantly up their game.
>>534080495
Shill bros...we lost.../ptg/ won...again...
>534080644but jews voted for Kamala and you voted for a jeet/nig who sucks jewish penis
>>534080374America can produce enough oil to make the Arab oil redundant.
PEDO TRUMP GENERAL
Bee status?
>>534080837
>>534080830you lost tranny
>/ptg/ was off the catalog todayKEK
>>534080837>Bee status?Bees are MAGA!Bees love good people, and hate bad people; that's why President Trump can catch a bee with his bare hand, but Bees attack israel.
>>534079924Strait status fellow miggerpedes?
>>534080971>Got buck broken so hard by their defeat they are making up history again
>>534081028blockaded by america :)
>>534079924It seems like Trump is winning bigly.
>>534080837Big honey and africanized bee'gers will deported.
>>534081104
>>534081192anon you know you are supposed to at least pretend to be right wing, right?
>GUN OWNERS OF AMERICA Tomorrow, @DAGToddBlanche will sign a “landmark package” of proposed and final federal gun regulations.This is “the culmination of DOJ’s and ATF’s comprehensive regulatory review” conducted pursuant to the Executive Order “Protecting Second Amendment Rights.”
Leftists are gay and stupid.
>>534080196Bondi gone and now all the blatant fraudsters get actual prosecutions for stuff like "We actually aren't looking for a CTO." when they just hired an entire H1B C-suite.
>>534080803no you can'tif the usa maxes it oil production while the opec does as well the primary cost diffrence will be transitso opec will be cheaper for the majority of the world
>>534081233checked. andindeed they are.
>>534081230we need another amendment that mandates the death penalty to any attempted infringement
>>534080803There isn't enough oil in the world for America, so we are just going to start making our own. The goal is to design and build a system to be mounted on aircraft carriers which can convert seawater into usable JP-5 jet fuel.>Seawater contains both dissolved carbon dioxide and hydrogen, the basic ingredients of hydrocarbons. The process begins by extracting these gases using electrolysis and advanced membranes.>The US Naval Research Laboratory (NRL) holds patents for an electrolytic cation exchange module (E-CEM) that can simultaneously capture both elements. These gases are then fed into a Fischer–Tropsch reactor, where carbon and hydrogen atoms are assembled into JP-5-grade fuel.>Early estimates suggest that, with around 200 megawatts of nuclear power, a carrier could theoretically produce up to 82,000 gallons of jet fuel per day, enough to keep multiple aircraft continuously airborne.>The biggest technical barrier is catalysis, making the conversion process efficient and cost-effective.>Researchers at the University of Rochester and the University of Pittsburgh, supported by ONR, are developing zeolite-based bimetallic catalysts that avoid rare metals and can be tuned to produce precisely the right hydrocarbon chain lengths for jet fuel.>“Our goal is to tune hydrocarbon selectivity so we produce exactly what we need — jet fuel, not methane,” explained Professor Marc Porosoff, assistant professor of chemical engineering at Rochester. Machine-learning models are now being used to predict catalyst performance, potentially cutting years off laboratory testing.https://archive.is/YgoFzhttps://aerospaceglobalnews.com/news/us-navy-seawater-to-jet-fuel-project-sea-dragon/https://archive.is/qwYiPhttps://www.seadragon.energy/seawater-to-jet-fuel
>>534081305America is the World Market, and has the power to tariff the world.
>>534081393>rasenganOne fucking job. One single solitary fucking job.
Scott "Bussy Blaster" Bessent's thirst for economic warfare can not be sated. The mad man is RAPING the entire ecosystem build around Iranian oilhttps://x.com/SecScottBessent/status/2049281442451001711
>>534081474the usa is the world stock marketthe actual us market will be majority ebt niggers with in the next few years
>>534081678Iran is so obsolete after all this it's not even funny. Actually, it's very very funny.
All of nature will revolt against the satanic jews.
>>534080683That's a trophy buck for the President!Should mount his head in the new ballroom.
>>534080175Kek and based. Republicucks in the senate are pathetic losers except for Kennedy, he’s awesome.
>>534079924>UAE leaving the OPEC cartelWhat is Saudi Arabia waiting for, a special invitation or a kick in the nuts?
>>534081678Isn't this what they've been saying for years now? Damn, sanctions would've been scary if Drumpf didn't apply them all at once at the very start.
>>534081878>the daily beast>new york times
ballroom
>>534081703>ebt niggersJust deport them.
leave Cuba alone migger
Do shills agree with the Democrats that illegals should be prioritized over citizens? What's the shill justification for this? They drive up rents and drive down wages. I get that some day they might become Democrat voters... but is this what shills really want? Effectively taxing themselves for the hopes of demographically cheating elections. I don't get how this is worth it from any citizen's perspective. Unless the goal is simply to destroy America, in which case it makes sense.>https://x.com/RNCResearch/status/2049260665781498198
>>534080837>>534080877>>534081120A BEE IS NOT A WASP AND A WASP IS NOT A BEE
>>534081905everything has momentum. Their infrastructure for oil was damaged and their capacity was reduced. as soon as those things are fixed I imagine they will leave also.
>>534079924>JUST IN - Trump instructs his aides to prepare for an extended blockade of Iran — WSJSO THIS IS HOW YOU WANNA PLAY IT? IRAN WILL NEVER SURRENDER THEY WILL CRUSH YOU. THE WORLD ECONOMY WILL COLLAPSE FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>534080837comfy
>>534081991anon you know you are supposed to at least pretend to be right wing, right?
beef prices are too damn high
>>534081991No. Cigars and capitalism for everyone.
>>534081994still can't meme
>>534081999witnessed. and yes. wasps are niggers.
>>534081994Isn't their whole thing about being feminine and "passing"?
>>534081999Just bee youself, unless you are a wasp, then be a bee.
i need a Ballroom
>>534079924ULTRA MAGA COUNTRY
>>534081120>big honeypeople make hives.bees make nests.never forget.
kek they're so mad
>>534082053blame biden, he forced them to cull half the herd on his way out
ALWAYS AWOOWE WON 2024 LOL (AND 2020)SNEED AND SEETHE SHILLSGOD PROTECT TRUMPDROP THE HAMMERSMASH THE PLACE TO PIECESPUNCH THE SCORECARDHANG THE RIGGERSJINX THE JABBERSFINISH THE WALLHOLD THE LINENEVER CONCEDEDRAIN THE SWAMPSINK THE CHINKBAN THE TRANSBE KAWAIIDEPOPULATE ELITESWE ARE SUPER ELITESIT'S OKAY TO BE WHITEJUSTICE FOR LORIKILL THE SHILLDON'T BAKE THE CAKEBE BESTHONOR ABEREMEMBER CHARLIEDEFUND THE FEDSALL FEDS ARE BASTARDS (except ICE and Border Patrol)STOMP THE TURTLESTRONGER TIMES NOWBETTER GET YOUR ACT TOGETHERLIGHT THE FUSEPLAY MINECRAFTEAT THE BURGERISRAEL IS NOT AN ALLY (except when killing Iranians!)THIS IS ULTRA MAGA COUNTRYBANKRUPT THE BANKS!WOLFGIRLS FOR TRUMPERS!DUM AND GAY IS NOT OKAYKEEP POSTING THAT FUCKING RACCOONDEPORT THE HORDE!CHRIST IS KINGALLEY CATS FOR TRUMP!FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!TRUMP FOREVER!7/13 WAS AN INSIDE JOBBETTER WEIRD THAN QUEERALL GROYPERS ARE GAY FEDSPLUG THE LEAKERSRAKE THE LEAFSESCALATE TENSIONSMARS CHUDS UNITEHEIL SYDNEY SWEENEY'S GOOD GENESDONROE DOCTRINEUNLEASH CHANGGRAB HORMUZZY AND GAPE IRANUS!Good awoovening frens!How was Trump's day of festivities with the Kang of Angloland?Anything else happening?
>>534080971You lost, tranny
>>534082235>having BDS in 2026
>>534082143Only the gay trannies that are cock-hungry really care about passing. The straight trannies, i.e., "transbians" prefer to jerk off to themselves wearing garish lingerie in the mirror. And all of them enjoy grooming kids.
Canada #1 and rising
>>534082315Thank you for this disgusting information
>>534081765the hilarity will only be amplified if russia bros can manage to bury the hatchet in a manor that king chuck's speech portrayed in tonights dinner speech.and this possibility seems to have some 'people' mortified.
>>534080971>>534082288Border's closed You lost trannies
>>534080837buzzed
>>534080971it wasn't
>>534081289One of Trump's biggest problems is that he likes to hire loyal people who cant do their jobs in important roles that need some real fight in them. Trump term 2 has been good hirings for most of them but Pam Bondi is a huge waste of a first year.
>>534082427>Border's closed That explains why there's just as many beaners at the home depot as there were two years ago.>they can't get out
>>534081468>saars, we have learned that gps is a thing, also electro-mechanical control of tail fins.
>>534082053The price of everything was low, before the democrats came in and ruined the market place.
yes, I'm sure a man from>*hovers mouse*bruneisuddenly showed up to /ptg/ to discuss politics
73 Days, the longest partial shut down in 250 Years of US history.What is shut down? Our basic border safety.At war.During the World Cup Year.Dereliction isn't the right word anymore.
>>534082427>50 years worth of shitskins that need to be concentratedwere not gonna make it Trump, do something
>>534082506>rare
>>534082506rare flag!>>534082508>it was real in my mind
Tim Burchett will help President Trump to release the technology.
>>534081678
>>534082033/pol/cucks understanding anything?
Twice as long as any shutdown in 250 years.During our 250th Celebrations. During the World Cup. During a war, really a Global one.This is not just dereliction. This is controlled failure.
>>534081878Well at least there's CNN....
>>534081999observed
You have 24 hours to prove me wrong.
>>534082664>During the World CupTHIRD WORLD ALERT
>the deportations were real in my mind
What's all this about bees?
>>534082745they can vote now
>>534082724in your mind you can take hormones and become a woman, who cares what your other worldviews are
>>534081878>Daily beast implying they would have voted Democrat instead and not just abstain
>>534082745Autists can't tell the difference between a bee and a wasp.
>>534082761only if you're a troon
>>534082745they sent an emissary to a state meeting to speak directly to Trump.
>>534082799>white anglo-saxon protestantismdid they miss the part where charles sucked muslim cock and cancelled easter?
>>534082605having a closed border is like -20 million illegals compared to the kamala alternative. and hes had more deportations so far this term than any other president over the same time frame. but stemming the inflow is the real win, and why shills are so butthurt. they think the illegals would help them win elections and/or destroy america faster.
>>534082760Oh cool, they'll probably vote for more flowers n shit which should be pretty>>534082799Was it an actual bee or a yellow jacket (which is a wasp)>>534082839The honey must flow!
>>534082878it's a bee, melania is raising bees, it's literally why they keep showing photos of the white house beehive
>>534082878
>>534082799>a waspWhile standing next to a Beehive.You are NGMI
>>534082716Proven.Don't let up.
>>534082956>>534082994Oh, nice!I want some White House honey!
>>534082956>>534082994this is now a Melania appreciation thread
>>534079924Alex Soros has officially lost Europe because I showed up and trained all the Uber right wing Ukrainians in things they can't use against the Russians... lolThey'll never be able to stop nuclear Azov
>>534082724you lost tranny>https://tracreports.org/immigration/detentionstats/pop_agen_table.html
>>534083036>>534083138leftists want one thing and it's disgusting
>>534082095He’s hosting events with the public?
>>534082395>reeeee do something stupid instead of raping us from a distance ree
>>534083185that is because they are degenerate scumbags.All of them.
>>534083138Fuck that skank.First whore
>>534083185TerribleThis is why we need the ballroom - for the torture chamber underneath it
>>534083301Lol u have to make madeup images because you lack real things
>>534083250We're doing the Naval equivalent of T-Posing to assert dominance, and it's driving them fucking insane lmao
>>534083301see? you are all complete psychopathsso much so it's even making news now.
>>534083382Its like they’re whining we’ve taken all their chess pieces without moving anything but pawns
>>534083468Pretty much, yeah! Especially after the mega-melty from earlier today.
Ah this was what OSInt was vagueposting about earlier.
Awoovening frens, hows threads today? That dinner looked pretty kino and that bell was neato. I never knew there was an HMS Trump.
>>534082869You know if he could get away with it, Charles would tear down the Church of England and replace it with Islam.
>>534083554Evening Maryawoo, did you see this shit?Govenor Wes Moore canceled the contract for the Key bridge rebuild.https://governor.maryland.gov/news/press/pages/governor-moore-statement-on-progress-to-rebuild-the-francis-scott-key-bridge.aspx
>>534083554Good awoovening!Just got here myself, catching up watching the King Charles stuffhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32TEHx4JSYI
>>534083301ai slop...inflammatory troll bullshit. shit tyrone get it together.
“the swarm” starring michael cocaine ends with the united states military clearly and decisively defeating the bees. i forget how and it doesnt matter but it was probably a chemical spray. the movie then ends a second time about 15 minutes later after mike has sex and wakes up to find that bees are all over the damn house and that they’re here to negotiate for peace with mankind or some such bullshit.“the swarm is total bullshit but you should watch it anyway” is the tee el dee are of this post
>>534083523They’re really unhappy about the UAE thing. It may snow ball, if the rest of OPEC feels like they’re missing out on profits because UAE is a free agent making bank while they the prices are high… because they don’t necessarily care about how much $ per barrel they make (unless they worry about it running out soon, which I doubt) they care about raw $ per month.
>>534083571he basically said as much in that speech have gave back in the 90s
>>534083172>we might deport 10% of the illegals Biden brought in!
>>534083622Yeah, I can see it.
Trump needs to bring the house and senate leaders into the WH and tell them that if they don't have a budget to fund DHS by the end of this session, they will not be getting their May break.Or any other break, they will be locked in session.AND HE NEEDS TO DO IT.Be a fucking Leader Damn it, not just a bad ass and a funny speaker, Put Those Congressional Faggots In A Damn Vise.Make this fucking place work using every fucking tool you have.
>>534083393uh oh
>>534083670just arrest every democrat for dereliction of duty and treason (they're actively undermining national security)
>>534083695>maduro just there with his mouth open lol
>>534083617Anything with Michael Caine is at least watchably entertaininghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygxEPkufryI
MAGA and good evening, frens! I've got a bit of time to funpost before I can go home. Hell of a day, from what I saw while lurking. Glad I could help out before I went to work, too.>>534083617Good evening, kotman. I hope you're well.>>534083554>>534083607Good awoovening, frens!
>>534083617Catman.
>>534083602It's going to end up like that all-foid built bridge in fl, isnt it?>>534083607Heno fren! I saw that one earlier. The speech chuckles gave at the dinner was more entertaining.>>534083789Henlo Doroposter!
>>534083794Owlman. I hope you're having a good one tonight. Thanks for baking through the shitstorm.
>>534083789we played dough toss today it was fun
>>534083828Ill need to watch the speeches from today. No idea what they were about.
>>534082745>What's all this about bees?It's the Invasion of the Bee Girls IRL.
>>534083828He's probably going to drag it out as long as he is in office pocketing bribes from contractors and then canceling it before anything gets done.Trump really should just send in the Army Corps of Engineers, have them knock it out in a year or two, and then send Maryland a bill. Also did you enjoy Chuckles hyping up Maryland during his dinner speech?
>>534083828For people who are all about NO KANGS dems sure are standing up a lot for a king>>534083888CheckedI don't know what that is but it sounds hot
>>534083836Dough toss? Sounds interesting. Im glad you had fun!
owlman was limping along with a broken dough so i got the one from hiki last night and tossed it into the thread..
>bees>no multiculturalism>100% employment>yuuuuge manufacturing>high gdpthe model society
>>534084000>literal bugssorry the NEET is the aristocrat of the soul
>>534083602spoiler: they will never build the bridge
>>534083738>just arrest every democrat for dereliction of dutyFine! But use the damned power of the Admin office and put a boot in their asses.Not only do these TSA faggots need to pay their mortgages before the World Cup starts (currently at 11% callout rate), we need the fucking CIS funded so they can coordinate with banks and shit to make sure foreign intel tech is understood as best as possible.We need Secret Service funded so they can track counterfit bills.We need Coast Guard funded so they can chase drug runners.Why is this even in question?Why are we in the LONGEST SHUTDOWN IN 250 YEARS, right before our 250th Year, a fucking Obvious target for humiliation if we've had one??Trump, you said you were gonna drain the swamp, do you need some waders? Maybe some Donald Duck float arms?What's the problem out there?You have a literal Constitutional Power To Force Those Niggers To Sit Inside Capital Hill till they solve the budget. USE IT.
>>534084041>feral nest buildersyes but they're soft
>>534083952Oh! That! Yeah, I noticed it last night whe I tried to bake, too. He just forgot the new dough, is all. It's been a wild day, can you blame him?
>>534084077no.i've been in those situations elsewhere and it just sucks.
The King's speech to Congress sounded an aweful lot like begging for military gibs because "The Ukraine" needs infinity dollars the Europoors do not have
>>534084127Completely understandable.
>>534083617It’s time to ferment the honey and make the cakes as outlined in the Egyptian book of the dead. The bees are speaking esoteric language
>>534084131>left field meaningless jabberStop anal raping each other, Ivan. It is gay.You are gay.Stop being gay, or at least stop raping each other over it.
>>534084000The Wormwood guy that makes those funny comics with the Fox illustrated a children's picture book about bees like that called "Fly in the Hive." It's an allegory for jewish immigration and the slow destruction of America after WWII. If you have a kid who is 4-7 I would highly recommend it as a good way to introduce your children to the Jewish Question.
>>534084157>>534084127These niggers have been trying almost everything lately but ultimate concessions max spam and we still win.
>>534083788fact check: giga true>>534083789im doing very well, ty. you?>>534083794pattycake, pattycake, bakers man>>534084178i can ignore sugar cookies and birthday cakes but im not immune to honey
>>534083829So far I am even if the weather is supposed to get bad tonight.>>534084468Day status? AND HAND OVER THE COMB.
Here's the argument.If POTUS can force them to be in session under extraordinary circumstances, then he can continue to force them to stay in session even if they try to adjourn for a night, or just walk out. He can post officers of his hand at the doors to bring their asses right back into the Capital and keep them there.>but the seargant at armsIs a suboffice of Congress, which POTUS may force into session if they're derelict.And they have been derelict for 73 days.Put your boots on, and put a toe into the colon of Johnson and Thurman (or whatever that nigger's name is) and the moment they try to adjurn, put them right back in session. And if they try to break it, arrest them for Perjury and Treason.And I mean that, it's time to hang these fucking assholes.You want to see your ratings skyrocket?Hang a Schiff or a Schumer, For real, not TV version of spat. You'll be granted first rights to the US's daughters for the next year on the spot.
I want to try this.>>534083903>Also did you enjoy Chuckles hyping up Maryland during his dinner speech?I must have missed that specific part, I did hear him mention it when he was joking about names, though.
>>534084468Doing damn good, my man. Just enjoying the peace and quiet in my last 20 minutes of work. Got nothing to do, so I might as well be comfy!>>534084412It's been fucking crazy, but we've endured 11 years already, we can and will out last them. Also, I think even the mods are gearing angry about it, but I haven't and will not check.
>>534084515Stay safe if the weather gets bad, fren. It's humid as fuck outside where I'm at, so I'll need to keep am eye on the weather myself.
>>534084570okay now things are getting serious. Trump has a Honey Queen.
>>534084543Oh, right, Vance can operate as President of Senate, and post guard that way too.Then the only question is if Johnson wants to fight Trump and Vance, or wants to get a damned budget?
>>534084515very well and I HAVE NO COMB TO GIVE MAN(its right behind me, isnt it?)>>534084570the funny thing is that that stuff will last longer than the british empire>>534084636comfmaxx at all times, this is a threat
Boy, he's gemming out lately.>>534084636We basically have to gripe at the mods to do right now.>>534084683It's been humid here a lot lately and I have a tornado watch at the moment. But that's just the time of year.
>>534084752>picreldamn good
>>534084751the comb is there in the room with you right now, sir.
Will the Whitehouse? Or will we watch US Security get weaker as we get closer to the world's largest sporting event held for the first time on US Soil?Do You Decide?
>>534084041https://x.com/SteveHiltonx/status/2049258955008807420
>>534084570LIQUID GOLD
>>534084751In time the comb will be ours. Trump has the honey codes.
>>534084752>We basically have to gripe at the mods to do right now.Fucking sucks that we have to do that, but needs must, I suppose.Also, yeah, it's that time of year alright. Sitting at 90% humidity at 80°F, it's icky.>>534084751I'll do my best, kotman. I'll be more comfy at home once I get there. Ill be fucking off in 13 minutes to make the drive.
>>534084636We've dealt with the exact same thing before, it never works out well for them as the mods always win in the end. I expect we'll be seeing another application notice soon.>>534084751>the funny thing is that that stuff will last longer than the british empireBut will it get all hard and crusty, too?
>>534084862hey what about the other 28%
>>534085003I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest if youre right about that. I haven't seen them have a melty like that in a good while. Or I was drunk the last time they did. Hard to say.
>>534084000>almost entirely female>few males have no stings, are weak and short lived.
it's that one meme again
How many people here want the US to have a massive emergency on its soil where guests and US Citizens are killed?Sound off, I want to clarify where we stand.Do you think this will strengthen or weaken the Trump Admin?
>>534085063We also found a new oilfield in Michigan with an estimated 1.6 million barrels of oil the other day ago too.
>>534084831>>>534084923soon….>>534084941roger ramjet. wait an extra 2 seconds after the light turns green>>534085003>But will it get all hard and crusty, too?old honey just crystalizes indefinitely so yes but also no?
>>534085092since soccer is a euro sport,i don't care.i hope the dem cities trying to normalize it burn to the fucking ground.
>>534084941It's the only way to make this work. And yeah, basically early summer here.>>534085121All combs, like planets in the universe, belong to America.
>>534085121Roger and Wilco, kotmander. I haven't had any brushes with the law since that one time, but I'll be on my best behavior.>>534085202You're right about that. Niggers have gone insane.
This ugly thing was taunting me outside. I'm getting my shotgun
>>534085253Many are saying this.
>>534084871>LIQUID GOLDTake the Honey and mix pure Cocoa Chocolate powder into it, and make your own HEALTHY chocolate candy.
>>534085012enjoy
>>534085340If I ever get invited to this table I'm leaving with the forks.
>every day im bumblin’>>534085202always hazbuzz>>534085253good man.
>>534085340I only have cocoa puffs, would that work?
>>534085121The crystalization can be fixed by slowly heating the jar in a water bath double boiler and it will reform as a syrup. In 2012 they found honey from 4300BC in a Georgian tomb and it was still edible.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iL6PtORg40chttps://archive.is/5wfnAhttps://beemission.com/blogs/news/worlds-oldest-honey
>>534085012>>534085391okay it's shitty quality so i'll just type it out>undecided: 19%>steyer: 3%>villaraigosa: 2%>other random candidates: 1% 1% 1% 1%
>"To compel the attendance of absent members"Not >to talk nicely on air and ask themNot>Just get to a quorum and quitLiterally>Make it a "Penalty of death to not be in the fucking chamber for a vote, you derelict treasonous Faggots, get back to your jobs!" ......if the minority so votes to compel.So, DO IT. Fucking bring their nigger asses right back to DC, and get a fucking budget.
>>534085158>US banks and corporations aren't interstate. >US Security forces can't be infiltrated in one sector and used against other sectors>US Citizens don't matter to meYou need a bullet in your head.
Carob is ULTRA MAGAI miss Tiger's Milk bars like you wouldn't believe.
>>534085407Damn, that's classy. I actually read today from some former clinton guy that they (the clinton group) once stole all the flatware when they visited the queen. Also, who's Mr. Ruddy?
>>534085469>it was still edibleWhich maniac tried it?
>>534085572Chris Ruddy from Newsmax
Most informative thread I've seen all year>>534062520
>>534085092anon the only way a major attack on us soil would help the sitting POTUS is if it's perpetrated by the opposition party (or by their pet illegals they actively facilitated the entry of)
>>534085583Some of the archeologists that were studying the site.
>>534085433Buy the powder the next time you go shopping, they sell it on the Baking isle.
>new jack out the back complaining that ozland forces him to use a neutered rifle to slaughter camels soonits going to be ok. for me.not so much for jack, jack’s fucked.>>534085469this post factchecked by real beekeepers and that boring but murderous asshole from “the deadly bees”
>>534085673Is that dude still sperging about soccer or something? No Americans are going to watch some fagball. If some filthy johnny foreigner dies at a game literally who cares. They aren't real people like US.>>534085721I've been thinking of setting up a hive in my orchard and have been doing a bunch of reading up on it.
>>534085121>old honey just crystalizesYou only have to warm it up. I put the jar(s) in the dehydrator overnight, set to 95. All liquid by morning.
why did trump betray bovino?
>>534085619Unless this material is sourced from a properly credentialed academic I'm not interested. Go earn you PHD first we don't need another loony rehash about the jews and the fed.
>>534085752>I put the jar(s) in the dehydrator overnight, set to 95. All liquid by morning.Never thought of that, pretty clever. I'll have to try that next time.
>>534085721damn son, you're prolific tonightas you saw, Trumo got his hands on the honeycomb codeshope your comf is gainzful
>>534085673We have the largest buildup of military since 2003, on the other side of the globe.We have no TSA, no Coast Guard, no Secret Service, and our Federal Tech (Q teams) are not funded either, to name a few. During a war.During 5 MILLION strangers into matches that Riot.Why is this not a source of concern for the "patriots" in this thread?To which nation are you "Patriotic"?What am I writing wrong, that you're still acting like this doesn't' fucking matter?Or am I actually just sitting with jews and other asians?
>>534085469>water bath double boilerTOO HOT.Raw honey has magic in it that's destroyed by too much heat. 90-95F max.
REMINDER>hide afpost threads>ignore afpost posts>do not reply to afpost posters
>>534085769Bovino bros were 100% maga and got purged from /ptg/. Kind of a sad story.
>>534085769Turns out we aren't allowed to have a country with borders and citizens and stuff because some leftist jew got his feelings hurt.Also I highly recommend reading the tweet chain. It's fucking hilarious, and absolutely wild how much people love this lil nigga.
>>534085769Never a quote, just a "summary"
>>534085866he's kino and I miss him
>>534084912
>>534085866jesus christ
>>534085866madlad
>>534085866>>534085866Actually, by the scene work, he got ventilated trying to reach for a gun that apparently went off uncommanded. But I didn't see the bullets hit, so I dunno. Could have been faked.
>>534085898>>534085907I forgot to post the link because I am dumgayhttps://x.com/GregoryKBovino/status/2049033448606867875
>>534085482jej that means bianco is almost losing to undecided/"none of these candidates"
carl you better be dead or deep into your decadent arch>>534085746that seems like a very peaceful hobby unless you piss the bees off>>534085752>You only have to warm it up. I put the jar(s) in the dehydrator overnight, set to 95. All liquid by morning.that mummy honey is mine now>>534085797>damn son, you're prolific tonightignore the header>as you saw, Trumo got his hands on the honeycomb codesthere isnt enough gold in the world for that man>hope your comf is gainzfulvery much so. spammed arms today, still in a reasonably comf deficit, new jack video soon, life is goodyou?
What Bovino actually said by the way. Still baking, but this one will be my last for the night.
>>534085769RINO pussy should go write a book faggot loser!
