>Empress Mi Sukku Yu of Chingchong dynasty orders generals Liu Bu and Liu Bi to invade Wong Dong province and besiege rebel stronghold of Chittybingbang
>rebel generals Liu Ba and Liu Bo ambush imperial army in tall sorghum field outside city
>weapons quickly break due to corruption in blacksmith’s guild
>peasant conscripts end up fighting with chopsticks and kitchen pans
>after 3 days fighting, rebels win because Wong Dong culture uses sturdier hardwood chopsticks
>combined casualties ~90 million (0.0000012% of the population of Chingchong-era China)
>sorghum harvest trampled and completely destroyed in fighting
>no problem, huge number of rotting corpses to eat!
>2 weeks later most die in plague outbreak blamed on foreigners
>rebel leaders Liu Ba and Liu Bo among plague victims
>few surviving rebels disperse into the countryside, ending War of Three Sucky One Fucky
>Chingchong dynasty saved!
>Empress Mi Sukku Yu orders defeated generals Liu Bu and Liu Bi castrated for incompetence
>turns out they’d been eunuchs since childhood; no one realized because asian
>get off scott free, go on to lose many more glorious battles
>90 million decaying corpses from battle of Chittybingbang bring fertility to Wong Dong province
>bumper sorghum harvest next autumn makes baby boom. 180 million new Wong Dongs!
>China grow stronger

Southern merchants fear the chad country bumpkins

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>>534080187
kill yourself

>>534080071
they trusted the jews

China will become the next superpower within a decade, and the Jews will try to make the Kuomintang become the dominant party to convert China from Moaism to gay Jewish liberalism.