newsRussian superyacht sails through Strait of Hormuz despite blockadeA superyacht linked to one of Russian President Vladimir Putin's key allies has sailed through the Strait of Hormuz, despite the ongoing blockade of the critical shipping channel.The 142m-long (465 ft) multi-deck luxury boat, named Nord, is linked to sanctioned Russian billionaire Alexei Mordashov. It travelled from Dubai to Muscat, Oman, over the weekend - one of few private vessels to transit through the strait in recent months.Iran held high-level talks with Russia this week as its standoff with the US over the strait's re-opening continues.Approximately one-fifth of global crude oil and liquefied natural gas (LNG) supplies normally pass through the waterway.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cm2pn8zdxdjo
>>534089379The only reason Drumpfs does what he does is because the queen of England isn't there to hang or cage him kek
Why can't this cunt go to the ol' denty and get his fucked up teeth fixed?
https://reduxx.info/uk-male-lecturer-at-historic-womens-college-slammed-for-wearing-massive-fake-breasts-to-campus/BROTHER
>>534089578just cummed to this
>There are 2 spacious communal areas with televisions and cooking facilities, as well as a shared laundry room. One communal area is used for quite relaxing activities & one is the hub of Southbank, where all clients interact, join group activities & a weekly Sunday lunch for all to enjoy. corr lads just beat iqbal the lad with an edam shaped dent in his skull at snakes and ladders i did meafter lunch we're playing musical chairs and the winner gets to pick a piece of fruit corr it's not too bad heremaybe i'll be allowed to bring a bird round for a couple hours sometime corr hope she doesn't mind me pissproof mattress like
>>534090541Get a set for your mum on amazon la
>>534090685I am delighted you're settling in to your forever home.
>>534089578would
ReformUK definition of a Welsh person is someone who’s lived in Wales for a minimum of 10 years…Why are they doing this
>>534090685KEKwas laughing at the cope he was spewing about it all He has a careworker, there are dayrooms, pissproof beds, visitor limits and curfews plus support workers on staff all night, but it is deffo NOT a care unit for spakbrained retards.>the nurse said one day i will be a careworker myself. Top zozzle
>>534089379THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF BRITAIN
>Famed fashion designer innovates a smart way to make it easier for hijabi women while eating if they are in public places so they don't have to uncover their faces
That fucking fisherman Island now reached his last stage evolution, a fookin CaliphateKikes in control of Englandistan right after the Napoleonic wars with a banking scam systemVanguard is just a new name for East India company
I applied for a cemetery groundskeeper job and the closing date was 2 weeks ago. Not heard anything so I can only assume. I'd built myself up and convinced myself I'd get it. Back to eternal neetdom, there really is nothing else I want to do
>>534091147Lmao was so funny I couldn't sleep
>>534091363It's all part of the script lad It's not worth losing sleep over
alchemy
cor remember when the pope corrected netanyahu that jesus spoke aramaic not hebrew corrrrrr #banterwiththelads #ladbible #benshapiro
>>534091363Whoda thunk that some nutter who was spiralling into madness in isolation for 5 years, would be made homeless then call the council asking for help cos "me mentol elf"-only to be put straight into supervised assisted living.
>Tory embarrassment as candidate is caught campaigning in Arabic - despite Kemi Badenoch's pledge to ban the 'divisive' tacticWhy is Restore Tories ignoring this?
Imagine being so lazy and ambitionless that you'd condemn yourself to the life of a genuine spastic in a tardhostel to keep the meagre cripplegibs flowing lmao
>>534091360Once the date is up they then have to grind through piles of applications forced by jobseeker clubs on top of genuine interest. Takes a while before they start doing interviews. You can always phone them and ask, plus makes you look more commited. Usually cemetary MT is part of city council parks and gardens MT, you should try also looking at what agency the council uses for that job class and get in that way.
im just a working class lad
working class lad voting for reform
>nurse he's on his dildo again
wubbo music what that
He probably hasn't noticed the £8k i sent him because of the £100k donoohwell.jpg
>>534092968tommy for pm
>>534092968>He probably hasn't noticed the £8k i sent himWhat?
This time of day i always hear someone practising trombone or trumpet or another brass instrumentReckon it's some home schooled autist desu
>>534093462Tommy needs (You)r money
>>534090685Creasing
>>534093592filtered
>>534089483His teeth are fine. Only gay men worry about what they look like. Healthy teeth do what they are supposed to do.
>>534091186sexy slut, Look at her trying to get all the men looking at her S L U T
>>534093648But he is a homosexu..Oh i see what you did there
>>534093518Some bloke practices trombone in a field near us. Depending on which direction the wind blows you can sometimes hear him practicing scales.
>>534091052its not a nationIts a lanmass for get rich quick and jewish interests.There is no sovereignty hereYou cant blame the outlanders for taking their chances when its all for freeThere is no such thing as "British" going forward. Just the brown tides accusations of moral wrong doing in potentially opposing their claim to the kingdom.Run you fools
>>534093787Hiking in Scotland you often come across pipers practicing miles from anywhere because the villagers have run them out of town. Cunts are loud.
>>534093952That’s just elmer farting
I gave Tommeh a tenner, Cope mongolSeethe even I earned that tenner with my own hands, And gave it up to tommehs cause
That's me ready for work.See you later.Vote @reformparty_uk
>>534094080based
this made me shit myself laughing yesterday
Seethe spam will be high today kek
>>534094092Once you go grok you never go flop
>>534094080>white hand> no star of david pinLARP
>>534094441
>>5340910527m have arrived in the past 15 years.Expect more than that in the next 15.
>>534091186Food hole is alluring>Rape mind activated
>>534093641It's worth filtering that word entirely. No real person uses it.
>>534091147>nurse lass fancies me la
>>534094910>women opening their holes in public
>>534093787Johnny Briggs
What was that Ricky Gervais sitcom about a spastic in a spastic home?
>>534089379does a royalty cannot afford a dental care? or having shit teeth is a sign of status for bongs?
>>534095251Straight teeth doesn't mean healthy teeth. It's just cosmetic surgery and that's gay.
>>534091186muzzies got it right with burkas, men need to start wearing them too. it's the only way to bypass AI face recognition tech in public
>>534095159Derek
>>534095293still, you're a fucking royal. get your fucking teeth straight
>>534095328Why? He's a king. He doesn't need to impress anybody.
Looks like the press are starting to report on Kiers firey rent boys
>>534095251they are the sharpest tools in the shed
>>534095448>>534095467lol, both valid points. looksmaxin is for plebs. when you're stinking rich you can be balk, toothless and pants full of shit and chicks will still flock to you
And was he what you would describe as a considerate partner, or did he violently split you open with his massive bell end?
>>534095462Too many people question it on twitter?
>>534095462If the press report it, then he really is done. It means the protections of his position are being stripped away.
>>534096191so true
1 White Schoolgirl battered by a crowd of niggersAny information why?>they're niggersyes but what set them off?https://xcancel.com/JustRaging01/status/2049388139626574020#m
>>534096316Neo-Rachmanism
LGBT Rachmanism
Imagine Reform running Wales.Spicy
Nigger Rachmanism with a side of Watermelon and Fried Chicken
>>534094953>she told me I could be the manager if I wanted to like
Jewish Rachmanism Christian RachmanismJudeo-Christian RachmanismSo many ffavour of Rachmanism
>>534096412Restorebros, if you live in Wales, you must vote Conservative. It’s what Rupert would want.
>>534096316Also this type of thing only used to happen in America now it's becoming regular hereNiggers are the same where ever they are. Any opportunity to beat, rape or kill a whitey they take. And they continue to punch and kick when whitey is on the groundSouth Africa conditions in LondonI can't get my head round how thick white people have become...little to no survival instincts
>>534096533>ResstorebroFtfy
>>534096316niggers are worthless
>>534096316>yes but what set them off?They don't need provocation. They're always ready to go. If the opportunity presents itself, they attack.So it's not so much what you do to them but if you have some kind of defence. If you appear weak and there is no-one else around, or they have superior numbers, they'll attack.
>>534096412>>534090956Farage and Reform’s plan is to get most if not all disaffected Tories to vote reform. Reform is to replace/destroy the Tories and combine the votes of older middle class rural village England voters (Tories) with slightly racist and patriotic working class voters (used to vote Labour and BNP).This combination would be unbeatable.To do this Farage needs eschew anything too far right and oikish. Farage is definitely secretly far more racist than Tommy Robinson (Farage as a teenage Nazi) but Tommy is a council estate former football hooligan and the Tory voting brigade would NEVER been seen to be associated with that riff raff. So he has to distance himself from direct white English interest politics. It is strategy. Lowe has FAR more integrity, courage and honesty than Farage. Farage is possibly much more cunning though (and secretly more racist.)
>>534096652true. but 1 defenceless schoolgirl...why?
>>534096316>https://xcancel.com/JustRaging01/status/2049388139626574020#m
https://xcancel.com/BritIndianVoice/status/2048655236668047419#m>A new law just quietly passed that will hit Indian doctors in the UK.>The Medical Training (Prioritisation) Act 2026 — signed into law March 2026 — prioritises UK medical graduates for NHS training places.>Around 138,400 licensed doctors who qualified abroad currently work in the UK — 42% of the total medical workforce. >This community deserves better recognition, not quiet erasure. >The Medical Training (Prioritisation) Act was rushed through to solve a 'surge' in applicants, but it ignores the reality of 2026: we have record waitlists and 25,000 nursing vacancies.>If we prioritize based on 'where you studied' rather than 'how well you heal,' patient outcomes will suffer. >The NHS survives on the #LivingBridge. >Erasure isn't a policy; it’s a risk to every patient in the country. Saaaaaaaar, do the needful and listen to my AI slop>Read the room, arrogance gets you nothing. Demand all you want in India.>In 2026, India is the world’s 4th largest economy, having officially overtaken the UK’s GDP. We aren’t "demanding" anything, we are contributing. British Indians contribute 6% to the UK’s GDP despite being only 3% of the population. We are the community that builds houses with the stones thrown at us. We staff your hospitals, run your tech firms, and pay our taxes in Sterling. If that looks like arrogance to you, perhaps you’re just not used to seeing us as equals. Bro tier
>>534096711Why does a dog bite someone? Because got the feeling and did it? Maybe you spooked the dog? Maybe it did not like your smell? Felt threatened?. Angry just wanted to fight? Maybe the thought just occurred to it. You are looking for logic where there is none. This is not even necessarily a racial thing. Lots of low IQ people are like this. They just feel things and do them. Like animals. >hungry Just eat>horny Just grab and fuck/rape. >angry Punch the nearest person who is vulnerable.
>>534096778really makes the blood boil dunnit, if a gang of whites senselessly beat a nigger it would be all over the media for weeks
>>534096810deportation for these cunts is the kind option
>>534096711>whyOpportunity, like I said. The mob had the opportunity, so they did it.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn7kpyye4y0o>Voice notes are massive in some countries but not the UK - here's why>Thirteen years on, receiving a 10-minute clip from a friend, telling you about a complex family feud or workplace drama, is an experience that is loved by some and loathed by others.>In places like India, Mexico, Hong Kong and the United Arab Emirates, voice notes are almost matching the popularity of written texts as the preferred form of electronic communication.Yeah, wog places>India is one of the most pro-voice note countries in the world; the 2024 YouGov survey found that 48% of Indian respondents either preferred receiving voice notes, or liked receiving them just as much as texts, compared to just 18% of people in Great Britain.Probably because they're illiterate>In India, the country of my heritage, almost half of the population prefer voice notes, or at least like them just as much as texts, meaning voice messaging is now baked into the way Indians communicate.>Some say that it's down to language. In multi-lingual cultures such as India, voice messaging is an easier way to mix languages. For example, people who speak Hinglish – a fluid mix of Hindi and English – can do so more naturally.I am vomit >The Indian wing of WhatsApp recently released a glossy, nine-minute advert telling the story of a fictional newlywed couple in rural India who fall in love via voice note. And on the opposite side of the joy spectrum, there are reports criminals in India have been choosing to issue threats over voice notes.I could imagine nothing less threatening
>>534096957Even if we did have mass deportations, I think the countless victims are owed revenge.
>>534096973>Shreya, a college student in Pune, in the Indian state of Maharashtra, told me her friend group mainly uses voice notes "because we use a lot of languages".>"So I usually switch between my mother tongue, which is Marathi, and English," she said.>"I've tried the Marathi keyboard, but it's really complicated to use," she added, saying that the only person she knows who uses the Marathi keyboard to type is her grandmother.>Namratha, a 29-year-old who lives in Khargar, near Mumbai, says that because people speak multiple languages, but can't necessarily read and write in all of those languages, voice messaging makes communicating easier.>"Maybe I know their language, but they don't know mine well enough to actually write it - they might know how to speak it but not to write," she said.>The topic is under-researched in India, though Prof Kathryn Hardy, a professor of Sociology at Ashoka University in Sonipat, Haryana, told me it was "extremely plausible" that voice messaging was particularly popular in rural communities and areas where written literacy is lower.>"We've seen so many technologies taken up in rural communities just instantaneously, because they do bypass literacy requirements," she said. "This seems like the most obvious use of voice notes, to get around the problem of not just literacy but fluency."I shitpost but genuinely seems that part of the reason is not only the fact that disgusting peasants have been thrust into modernity without the intervening steps both of generational respect of literacy and monolingual nation building but also their languages are primitive and shit that they haven't engaged in any sort of linguistic reform to either make them compatible with the modern era and technology or innovated a written technology that works within current cultural parameters
>>534097117https://youtube.com/watch?v=LXzJR7K0wK0Emojis are the language of the future. We'll devolve back to pictographs.
>11 cancers on the rise in young people - scientists find first clue why it's happeningGee, let's see if they say it.>Eleven cancers are becoming more common in young people in England, a major analysis shows.>A full explanation for why levels of cancer are increasing remains elusive.>But the study reveals that a decades-long pattern of people becoming more overweight is likely to play some role, even though it is far from the whole story.>Scientists at the Institute of Cancer Research and Imperial College London stressed cancer in young people is still rare and that everyone can reduce their risk by living a healthy lifestyle. Of course they didn't.
>>534097117>And in 2024, YouGov found that Britain was the most voice note-averse country of the 17 mostly rich nations it surveyed, with 83% of respondents saying they prefer text based messages to voice notes (and only 4% saying they prefer voice notes).>Could language also help explain British dislike of voice notes? The Spectator columnist Rory Sutherland thinks so. "We actually have quite an efficient language. [In] English, you don't have to type 16 letters to say sorry," he says - making written communication more tempting.Based>It's also notable that voice messages are popular in countries with large diaspora communities. India, for example, has the world's largest diaspora, with over 35 million Indians and people of Indian origin living outside the country and an estimated 2.5 million more moving abroad every year. Mexico, where 53% of the population say they like voice notes, also has a large diaspora community too, predominantly based in the US.>"We use voice notes probably 10 to 20 times a week - we send a lot of voice notes," she said. "So my hunch is that at least some of that use [in India] is maybe intergenerational, or across long distances and major time zone distinctions."An in tray of voice notes, no wonder wogs are always blaring something out loud on their phones, imagine how many they have to go through. >As my friend Josh tells me: "I hope they never ever go away. The gossip in our lives would be much less rich without voice notes."Josh is a homo, funny how that's always true
This morning the usual BBC licence trap popped up asking me to sign in. The maybe later option was gone and instead was a 'read something else' option. Changes are afoot.
>>534097288MicroplasticsVaxxxProcessed microwave spag bols (i cant tell the difference) with extra microplastics and cow anus
>>534096973British news?
What is Keir going to do about the 60-odd Labour TRAITORS who didn't vote the way he commanded them to?
Morning lads
>>534097544If he was based like Bojo he'd throw them out of the party
>>534097544>https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4g8d38d17yoCheck how your MP voted
>>534097544I noticed Farage didn't bother voting. Where was he? Fucking Alex Phillips?
>>534097655>Nigel Farage - Did not vote>Robert Jenrick - Did not voteBusy making Cameos praising the IRA for a fiver and the other too busy covering up the import of Afghans
>>534097655>AgainstHe's some soft fat-faced ginger cunt.
>>534097754>James McMurdock - Did not vote>Jeremy Corbyn - Did not vote>Note: Labour MP Cat Smith has been recorded as voting For and Against the motion.
>>534097866Typical cat.
>>534097655>Did not votelooks dyke-ish to me
>>534097866>Labour MP Cat Smith has been recorded as voting For and Against the motion.how
>>534097930She's a schizo
>>534097926>BeaversShe does look like a rug muncher.
>>534097951I should have added a pube stuck between her teeth
>>534097754>Rupert Lowe - ForThats our man, fighting the good fight
>Only Zia Yusuf has the resolve to burn down this gravy-train.>It is truly a blessing that Nigel has chosen an independently wealthy man, who has never sought to be a Tory Councillor, staffer or MP.>Once you touch that greasy pole, the network/incentives one-shots 95% of peoplelol cope, people were doing this for Trump 10+ years ago and it amounted to nothing, people were doing it for Stephen Miller and his steel eyed resolve and as based jew and it too amounted to nothing. Seems to be a key part of Mohammed's rehabilitation and PR push (perhaps as groundworks for becoming leader later down the line?) to pretend that he's some sort of super anti Tory...who either accidentally let in loads of shit Tories or has no clout to stop it or more likely just doesn't care.
Anyone else's Amazon orders not showing up on the app?
https://removepaywalls.com/https://www.ft.com/content/ec7e2b8a-dae2-4313-8b65-15e6c340bdef?syn-25a6b1a6=1>Why the Mandelson scandal matters >The real story as far as Mandelson’s appointment is concerned is that Starmer judged that appointing him would be no big deal.Ah so it's just a misstep in decision making, a lack of competence one might say. Not that we had a man who handed over sensitive government documents to a billionaire mossad agent running a sex-trafficking blackmail ring? Why isn't Mandelson in prison right now for that btw? He's been pictured walking his dog around london this week...>Now try this: I saw Mother Mary at the cinema. [...] I loved every second of it.A column written by one Stephen Bush.>Bush is mixed race with Jewish heritage.[1]Mhm
Ginge status? Vindicated. Victorious. Valedictory.
>>534098245>Starmer judged that appointing him would be no big dealnever forget, they lie about everything, it is far more likely that it was>Mandelson who appointed Starmerrather than what all the media are postulating, Mandelson is a highly connected member of the elite jewish/mafia/security/political regime that actually controls much of what goes on here and around the world, Starmer? Is just a rent boy shagging shabbos goy. They always lie
>>534098245>Why isn't Mandelson in prison right nowProbably because he'd enjoy it too much iykwim It's amazing how Bush always, without fail, has the wrong opinion about everything but in this case being a fellow kike and queer makes it far more transparent
>>534097926There's this lesbo couple that live down my streetOne of them is probably 6/10, quite feminine, long hair, decent rack, i've seen her jogging in short shortsThe girlfriend is an absolute heffer landwhale with keith flint hairI don't get the dynamics of lesbian relationships at all
