>implying wife
Where are the beans? Tomatoes? Black pudding? Mushrooms? Toast? Tea?
Sausage?
>>534089661That's it I'm about to murder a bitch so you know how it feels not to have breakfast
>>534089661Not if I send a greased American rabid racoon into your attic tonight bitch Good fucking luck cunt So much for breakfast
>>534089661based.give her a proper shagging bent over the counter for us buddy
Off-topic garbageKys
>>534089661>s0i-based artificial bacon because pork has been banned as non-kosher and haram>eggs of unidentifiable subspecies of pheasant or pigeon not to be found on mainland Europe>soggy "tomahto" slices>beans>"pudding" made of bread saturated with the darkened clotted blood of gentile children>teasounds delicious m8
>>534089748>>sosig
>>534089661Repay her by making her a full Cleveland Steamer
>>534089935a twitter screencap thead died for this
>>534089661>wifeGet off my fucking board sex having normie faggot
>>534089661You sound like a fat nigger. You don't need a "break-fast" unless you're working Hard-Labor. Why in the absolute FUCK would you need to turbo-load on protein and fats just to sit on your fat ass at a desk all day? The "full english" was made for people in the 19th century; people plowing and brick laying by hand all day every day; not some fat brown faggot that doesn't have a job.
>>534089661How do you have a wife. Most people here are virgin incels
>>534089661Same but my mom. Love me mum, simple as.