Alright /pol/,I got tired of watching “LP burned trust me bro” clowns rug their own communities, so I spent the last month coding something out of pure spite.I call it hodl dance because everything in crypto is already stupid, so why not embrace it.Basically I made a system where:x tokens launch instantlyx no presales, no “dev will lock later”, no rug buttonx when MC hits a certain point the liquidity just auto‑yeets itself into v3 and freezesx no keys, no multisig, no “oops I clicked the wrong function”x creator gets fees forever instead of dumping on day oneIt’s like a crypto chastity belt.You can’t rug even if you WANT to.I made it specifically so incompetent devs stop nuking their own projects.Not posting links because I don’t feel like getting rangebanned by jannies, but if anyone wants to see how the hell this thing works, just ask and I’ll explain the mechanics.
>>534097399you will be the only holder
>>534097399Gold just gold. Take your electronic leash currency and shove it all the way into your anus. The point of money is LIQUIDITY and I can't trade pixels and neopoints with my illiterate farmer neighbours.
>>534097469It’s not a token, anon.It’s a machine that creates tokens and prevents devs from rugging.If I wanted holders I’d have launched a coin, not a factory.
>>534097553Bro I literally built a launchpad, not a replacement for your potato‑based barter economy.
>>534097399Interesting
>>534097825>InterestingThe fun part is how the whole thing is just math forcing liquidity to behave.No presales, no dev keys, no “trust me bro”.It hits the threshold and the curve auto‑finalizes into V3 whether you like it or not.That’s the part people usually find interesting.
>>534097825>>534097995POLITICS NIGGER POLITICSOP and the Brazilian are the same scammer btw old /biz/ faggot.
>>534097635ugh, do you have to bring your technocrat pipe dreams here to my spider-domestication forum? all the people hyping up fake money are boring.
>>534098135Don’t worry anon, I’m not here to replace your spider‑domestication meta.I just built a launchpad that forces liquidity to lock itself so devs stop acting like crackheads.You can go back to your tarantula breeding rituals any time.
>>534098060cope broits a launchpad not a token lol
>>534097399>I made it specifically so incompetent devs stop nuking their own projects.my brother in christ they do it intentionally
>>534098229>forcing liquiditycan you not literally hear yourself barking up the wrong tree? liquidity is contingent on legislation not on programmers like you. and no matter how liquid you make digital currency, it's still a technocratic leash tethering down the progress of the working class.
>>534098303yea no shitthats why i removed the rug button entirely lol
>>534098348brooo im not writing a constitutionits just a launchpad that auto locks lp so devs stop rugging like crackheadsu can keep fighting the technocrats or whatever lol
>>534098427oh speaking fucking english!!>launchpad?>lp?>rugging?this isn't an explanation a layman can use, to anyone older than 40 it seems you're speaking like a child influenced by hip hop music.
>>534098590He's a scammer it's Lebanon/Breakroom samefaggot he's been doing this shit for years.
>>534098590its not that deeplaunchpad = thing that makes tokenslp = the money poolrugging = dev runs away like a clown
>>534098651idk who the lebanon guy even isim just making a launchpad so devs stop rugging like clowns loll
>>534098696so a launchpad is a money printer, and I'm supposed to trust that the money pool will automatically self-regulate, also, it's not open source?Somebody with more expertise than me will find a lot of humour in your comments.
>>534098746its math not magiccurve goes up till threshold then locks lpnothing to “trust” here lol
>>534098854You didn't answer the most important part of my question. Is it open source?
>>534099126yea man its open sourceaudits soonsorry i didnt drop the whole github in the OP lmaodidnt wanna get insta banned for shilling, u can literally google hodl dance bro
>>534097399Remembering the 1st and 2nd bullruns just feels like a fever dream at this point. Everyone was so hopeful about crypto. Now it's a fucking joke and everyone is pissed off at AI and technology. Nobody gives a shit about crypto because nobody believes the bullshit from tech companies anymore. I think it was a CIA psyop all along. That or datamining or AI computing models... what a scam.
>>534099826honestly bro sometimes it really does feel like whole crypto was some weird psyop or simulation testnobody knows wtf is real anymorei just looked at all the worst parts devs kept repeating and made my own version without the clown stuffnot trying to save the world just fixing the parts that annoyed me lol
>>534097399Nice job anon, now like the rest of the true devs enjoy being conveinently ignored by the industry as those devs (ergo paid glow in the darks) continue pumping their fraud shit to tarnish the movements reputation while trying to get them to grease their fiat ponzis.
>>534100005yea anon thats the sad partreal devs get ignored while glow funded clown projects get pumped to the moonwhole space feels like some weird simulation half the timei just took all the worst mechanics i saw everywhere and rebuilt them my way so at least the basics stop explodingnot trying to save the industry just fixing the parts that pissed me off
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>>534100087Yeah ive definitely felt that surreality piece.Does it ape uniformly along the curve or does it concentrate any liquidity?
>>534100573but the curve itself is just math, nothing mysticalits CPMM so r * t = k stays constantevery buy adds to r so t has to drop to keep k the samethats why it apes up uniformly, no hidden liquidity pockets or weird concentration zonesi basically looked at all the worst launchpads, took the parts that always blew up, and rebuilt it clean so the curve behaves predictably instead of clown world style lol
>>534100678Nice last time i looked at launchpad code most were still sticking to v2 to avoid the tickmath, sounds like youve dealt with it
>>534100759yea bro we moved to v3 cuz v2 is basically boomer tech nowtickmath was annoying at first but once u get the ranges right its whateverpool gets locked in the locker forever so nobody can touch the lpand yea u can farm fees from the position toov4 maybe one day but first this thing needs some actual volume
