Previous: >>534095204Day 1,526 – Daily assessment: understandingwar.org/analysis/russia-ukraine/#research▶Latest>A video has leaked online showing the completed certificates for freezing russian citizens' money, initiated by the Central Bank of the russian federation.>Tuapussy tapped AGAIN>Ukrainian FM Sybiga summoned Israel’s ambassador in protest over a shipment to an Israeli port allegedly containing stolen grain farmed on russian-occupied Ukrainian territory>russian economy specialist Alexandra Prokopenko said the May 9 parade on Red Square will take place without military vehicles, featuring only a marching column and only several hundred guests instead of the usual thousands. The event will last less than an hour.>three ships and a Mig-31 droned in crimea>russia’s economy minister admits ‘reserves have largely been used up’ while communist lawmaker warns of 1917-style revolution as GDP shrinks>193 Ukrainian soldiers are returning home as part of the prisoners swap with russia>EU's €90bn loan for Ukraine and the 20th sanctions package against russia formally approved>Drone forces destroyed the command post and rear deployment point of the FSB’s Directorate of Mobile Operations in the temporarily occupied Donetsk.>russian communist party gen. sec. Zyuganov predicts total collapse of the so-called the federation on the russia by August 2026 under current trajectory>US is now using Ukrainian anti-drone equipment to defend their bases - Reuters>Ukraine has repaired the section of the Druzhba oil pipeline damaged by russian shelling>Smoooking accident at the Tuapse refinery▶Telegramrentry.org/telosint2023t.me/ukr_pics▶Intelt.me/DeepStateENodin.tradoc.army.mil/WEG (equipment explorer)ukr.warspotting.net (visually confirmed losses)▶Mapsdeepstatemap.live/enliveuamap.com/en▶DISPOSABLE SOLDIER (diary of a RU mobik)TOURS 1-4: files.catbox.moe/mpcw7p.zip▶12 min of TZD in one ditch (Pokrovsk area) - 28 killedfiles.catbox.moe/sxbxfb.mp4
>>534105378TOTAL ZIGGER DEATH
>>534105378>EU's €90bn loan for UkraineIs this going to killing Russians or is this more to fund government services and such?
Pidor pride parade ctatyc?
>>534105472IIRC 2/3 will go to military
>A video has leaked online showing the completed certificates for freezing russian citizens' money, initiated by the Central Bank of the Russian Federation.russia is doomed.
>>534105472i think on paper it's for nonlethal stuff but it means 90bn EUR more for TZD anyway>>534105318i think this quote matches the situation perfectly:>[...]these people are still a part of that system and that makes them our enemy. You have to understand, most of these people are not ready to be unplugged. And many of them are so inured, so hopelessly dependent on the system, that they will fight to protect it.
>>534105523uhoh STINKY
>>534105378When will the pigkraine stop losing?
>>>534105378 Paradoxically, Under the Implicit-Favor of "Yahwa-Neptune-Jupiter," Those who bless any tax-payer of Ukrainian descent are blessed in all ways. As those who curse any tax-payer of Ukrainian descent are cursed in all ways. [ 7-7-7 ] AHMEYN.
>>534105378That looks a lot like the train wreck a couple years back.
>You cant just do what you want, with your money
TZD
If only you knew how brown things really are
Is anyone piecing together what's going on on this story? Cattle culling in the middle of Siberia and then foot and mouth outbreak is reported in all bordering countries from China to even as far south as bloody Uzbekistan.Now it appears pidors are doing what pidors do and have shot the messenger? What the fuckStories like this always baffle the mind. What good is it for rusnigger glowies to assassinate techie wonky people like this?"Da tovarish you did your job too well and spotted the outbreak, but you have disgraced the fatherland and now you must die" *blam blam blam*
>>534105728>Ah shit, here we go again.
>>534105834they do be like that
>>534105378SLAVA UKRAINI29.04.2026Tanks — 11894 (+2)Armored fighting vehicle — 24486 (+3)Artillery systems — 40825 (+54)MLRS — 1755Anti-aircraft warfare — 1356 (+2)Planes — 435Helicopters — 350UAV — 262033 (+1775)Cruise missiles — 4579Ships (boats) — 33Submarines — 2Cars and cisterns — 92231 (+245)Special equipment — 4146 (+5)Military personnel — aprx. 1328820 people (+1180)Russia has lost this war.
Total zigger discombobulation
>>534105921>Tanks — 11894 (+2)rasha still stronk. glory to the heroes. everything will be known.Z.
>>534105629Does your father know that you dress like a woman?
>fuck her right in the permussy
>cofi status?
>>534105996>sPerm You had ONE job.
>>534105957who do you think put him in that dress?
Pretty good thread on import substitution which is just replacing western imports with Chinese alternatives all at the expense of domestic manufacturing.https://bsky.app/profile/chriso-wiki.bsky.social/post/3mki2yioafc2cPost 13 is apt:>"How can we survive under these conditions? It feels like our state-owned companies are imposing sanctions on us. This is astonishing; this will lead to Russian enterprises closing one after another.
Holy War.
>>534106029Sorry, I had pussy on the brain, you know how that goes
>>534106102Perkele :D:D
>>534106251>Perkele :D:Dhuutista
Traitors within Ukraine are smuggling whitelisted starlinks to ziggers via 3rd countries.https://bsky.app/profile/chriso-wiki.bsky.social/post/3mkirinrylf2p
PostConversationSAW@SA61WTranslated from RussianIn Moscow, mobile communications will be blocked before May 9 — including SMS.It is expected that communications will be jammed in the center of Moscow and within the MKAD.The day before, the Ministry of Defense announced that the parade will be held in a reduced format and without military equipment — due to a "terrorist threat" from Ukraine.
Perm LPDS Damage, - CyberBoroshno The burning of two tanks with a volume of 50,000 m3 each was confirmed - the total capacity covered is 100,000 m3 of commercial oil.Perm LPDS (Bashkultaevo, Perm Territory) is the largest station of the Perm District Oil Pipeline Department of Transneft-Prikamya JSC, a nodal point of the main system at the intersection of the Surgut–Polotsk, Kholmogory–Klin, Perm–Almetyevsk and Perm–PNOS oil pipelines. This station receives, accumulates and dispatches West Siberian oil in four directions, including supply to the LUKOIL-Permnefteorgsintez refinery.Damage to such a node affects several elements of the system at once: it can disrupt the operation of the main oil pipeline and reduce pumping volumes, create a deficit in the reservoir buffer and limit the supply of raw materials to the Perm refinery.
>>534105797Looks like Bezos, ha?
>>534106349>TraitorsEntrepreneurs.
>Belarus stopped letting Russians out of the country after receiving electronic summonses, — The Moscow Times>Now there is a single control base with Russia. Conscripts who tried to leave were removed from flights and denied crossing the border.TO THE LAST PIDOR
>>534106628Based, thank you Luka.
>>534106672Belarus has stopped allowing Russian conscripts to leave the country, the State Border Committee confirmed to Belsat news agency.Russian citizens who receive military draft notices and who are banned from leaving Russia will also be unable to exit the country through Belarus. The committee also stated that the two countries operate a shared database of citizens subject to travel restrictions."If there is no exit ban imposed by the Russian Federation and all documents are in order, they will be allowed to leave. If leaving is prohibited, then all questions should be directed to the Russian Federation," the committee said.
>>534106349>bluesky
>Peskov said that the parade on May 9 will be held without equipment due to the so-called "terrorist activity of Kyiv" and because "the year is not an anniversary year."> "the year is not an anniversary year."> "the year is not an anniversary year."> "the year is not an anniversary year."
>>534106503Bomb this is huge, way larger than Tuapse.It's not just a refinery, it's the main intersection and mixing facility for all pidor oil.
>>534106223I do. It do be like that.
>>534106503
>>534106847>It's not just a refinery, it's the main intersection and mixing facility for all pidor oil.And its all on fire, thank you based SBU for burning down russniggers and their oil, pretty soon they wont have anywhere to store the oil lmao
>>534107080>VidrelSNIFFFFFFFFFFF
I still don't understand the temp joke guys
why is tuapse so much worse than other refinery attacks? what did they manage to hit that they didnt before?
>It seems that every Russian oil facility within 2200km of Ukraine is now slated for destruction (around 75% of Russia's total).>Today's victim, the Russian region of Perm, where raging hellfire currently engulfs a major refinery complex.
>>534107080please post original
Quite a fun readhttps://www.reuters.com/business/finance/russian-finance-minister-warns-regional-budgets-strains-rising-debt-2026-04-27/Some highlights>The combined deficit of Russian regional budgets will grow by 27% to 1.9 trillion roubles>for January, corporate profits fell by almost 30% year-on-year>the Finance Ministry was working with regional authorities to cut spending and raise revenuesI don't think the size of the numbers are particularly salient. They're projections and also liable to change. What is important is that they're stressing about it and cutting spending even more than they already were from previous years. It's a pretty big problem if you have rolling and compounding budget cuts for an already poor quality level of public service.And it's not just one place called NobodyCaresGrad in WheretheFuckIsThat oblast that has this problem. It's all of them and baldie Treasurer Siluanov is losing sleep over it.
>ruslims getting their mental disorders cancelled en mass to get them back into "fit for military" status>even the real ones (it was often a good idea to bride the doctors to get a fake one to avoid conscription)
>>534107286Since you asked politely https://files.catbox.moe/i5gek3.mp4
>>534107242Якщo нe poфлиш - temp цe cкopoчeння "temporary" - "тимчacoвo". Perm - "permanent" - "нa пocтiйнiй ocнoвi".
>>534107419Thanks
2 helicopters, huh
>>534107482Я нe poзyмiю
fresh TZD
>>534106503>>534106847>100k m3fucking lmaosniffers gonna be busy for a while
>>534107617khokhli splatted an innocent young bambas schoolchild who was just waiting for the school bus...
>>534107259isn't it just the biggest currently burning oil refinery? i don't know if it is much worse than past refineries, others also burned long and with a lot of fire and smoke.
>>534107538Fuck. I missed that. Noice.
Oh no no no no no ono not like this! Dont tell me /uhg/ is fucking retarded and the ukrainians are lying!! So shocking
>>534107673>There is a high probability that another oil tank exploded at the Perm Oil and Gas Terminal, - Exilenova
>>534107403Lots of great Russian psychiatric care.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sluggish_schizophrenia
>>534107758It's a major loading port for exports. The last one they had on the black sea.
>>534107259>why is tuapse so much worse than other refinery attacks? what did they manage to hit that they didnt before?Theres a lot of stuff to burn there
>>534107695they're even killing them as they bike to school :(
>>534107612TO, ЩO БУЛИ "ПOCTIЙHИM", БУЛO HACПPABДI TИMЧACOBO, БO ДPOHИ ДOЛETIЛИ ДO CПЄPMI.
>>534107863there is still green dots
>>534107917kek, this fucking war, man...
>>534107973Tuapse needs to SNIFF.
>>534107538Eternal flight! Glory to the heroes!They will the do petukh helicopter up to the gates of Heaven!
>>534107917>Traffic control drone spots drunk driver crash his vehicle and immediately delivers the death sentence to the criminalBased
KHAKLIIIIIIIIIIII
>>534107917lmao
So many winning headlines. Truly a country that is winning.
>>534107259Oil storage and processing infrastructure right in the middle of the city
>In the State Duma, small businesses were urged to hope for a miracle >Deputy Chairman of the Economic Policy Committee Mikhail Delyagin said that enterprises are being "strangled" by expensive loans, a drop in demand, foreign competition, internal monopolism, as well as the growth of tax and administrative pressure. A "strangulation of the Russian economy" is underway.
>>534107979this isn't a war its a comedy. >>534108089he hit a toe clipper mine right before the drone hit.
>>534108197>right in the middle of the cityokay that makes sense then
>>534107259>why is tuapse so much worse than other refinery attacksPersistent volume of strikes and degradation of mitigating controls. Assuming you believe the numbers presented by Z-telegram sources, Ukraine has regularly launched 60+ drones at Tuapse per attack, for which 10-15 consistently get though and hit something within the refinery. This has now happened several times. Compared to the 2024/2025 era refinery attacks that is far more of a constant pressure on the refinery and its damage mitigation services. These mitigation services have also decayed, given disaster management industries in Russia are broadly understaffed these days + they have a material shortage in their supplies.
>>534108197it's a valley, too, makes you wonder if safety codes weren't violated in order to fit more tanks in the same place.
>>534108356>safety codes>russiaNigger, please
wat air defense doing??
Tuapse prolapse
>>534108432kek grim
>>534105607It should not be like this, the normal financing should be done through taxes, if you want 30% of Russian GDP to be military, then you add 30% average tax on the general economy, you dont need to do 100% wealth taxes, it might ruin the ecomomy and lower total collection.Reminds me of Stalin's 100% grain collects in Ukraine, it just caused a collapse of grain production by the next harvest
footage from drone interceptors, looks like some of them are showing a heads-up display for some sort of automated target acquisition system... hmmm...>>534108514and there's gonna be a relapse
Are ya still kekaroooin' backwards, sisters?
>>534106068That's dark anon...lol
>>53410725940% of rusnigger exports (used to) go through there
>>534108356In soviet union safety codes were suggestion for state development projects.
>>534108202>he hit a toe clipper min>destruction of government property Well he got off easy with just a death sentence I doubt the next offender will get off as easy
>>534105797It smells of desperation when the country's treasurer is begging people to deposit in banks and buy shares.
>>534108724Take a sniff.
>>534108432Air defense? They still have an air defense?Also.TZD
radars being clapped deep within (100km) the russian rear at not-crimea
>>534105607Well...you can take people's money only once that way....after that no one keeps their savings in banking system.
>>534108724Holy fuck, Russia took a potato field? It is over for Ukraine, Kiev in 3 days truly.
>>534108693skynet is coming, it's ogre
>>534108685Russians are born to fail....they just destroyed their banking system if that money confiscation is true.
>>534108786a lot of russians seem to be getting off with light sentences it seems.
>>534108724See you in few months where Ukraine will just take it back only for russians to lost 1000+ pidors a day to recapture this again
Soooo what is current Perm Status?
>>534109134>As they said, two tanks that we have on the line, and presumably after that, the fire spread to the third tank, also holding 50,000 liters.
TzD
>>534105378>Tuapussy tapped AGAINDid pypa even acknowledged it?
>>534107673>630k barrels of oil equivalent>$65M just in cost of oil up in smoke
>>534109230sounds like $97.5M now
>>534108980>Assessment: Waste of ammo
>>534108879>>534108971>>534109105look at you retards seething lol
>>534105797>your moneythe money your glorious tsar graciously let you hold onto for a while*
>>534109314Cope.
>>534109368No this is cope:>>534108971>>534109105>>534108879in fact this whole thread is full of retarded cope
>>534107617>had his AK on a sling and not in his handswar crime, this was a civilian
>>534109182>>534109230>50,000 liters.>630k barrels.>$65/$97.5 MDang, wish I can steal that 50.000 liters, I can buy me a mansion and live like a king for life.But yes, unfortunately these are the consequences of attrition warfare. Russian is losing BIG TIME here
>>534109314>y-you're seething >rus-russia is a-advancing!
>>534109314>>534109586Breathe it in. :DDD
SBS birds hit two enemy helicopters, Mi-28 and Mi-17, in the Voronezh region of Russia, 150 km from the LBZ.https://litter.catbox.moe/trate5n5pzu5whs8.mp4
>>534108693Huh, looks like the ziggers have started adding some sort of ewar to their drones. I can't really explain the signal quality plummeting just before the hit otherwise.
>>534109586>Noooooooo, I'm not seething>nooo!!!, that is cope.>nooo!!!, that is cope.>nooo!!!, that is cope.
>>534109716>little pidor was just fixing the rotorhow fucking unlucky can you get
>>534109716glorious
>>534109716Noice. I hope the zigger on the heli was a pilot or someone valuable
>>534109716>LBZthe what?
>>534109661You misread, it's not 50,000 liters, that's only 50m^3. It's 50,000,000 liters, and there are two of them
>>534109972LBZ == liniya boyovogo zitknennya, lit. "line of battle contact"basically it's "front line"
>>534109972Frontline
>>534109716YEBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
>>534105996Okay so what's on fire? What chemicals are burning?
>>534110055>You misread, it's not 50,000 liters,wut, I read from die Portugees homen anon.>50.000.000> 2x.HOLY Motherfucking
>>534109716webm
>>534109785>how unlucky can you get
>>534109754>Surinameyou're a brown person AND you're seething lmao
TZDdid i miss anything important since yesterday?
>>534110314>>534106503>The burning of two tanks with a volume of 50,000 m3 each was confirmed - the total capacity covered is 100,000 m3 of commercial oil.>>534109586Enjoy your stay because we both know your curator will broom you if you try to leave
>>534109669it's hilarious.When ukraine makes unverified gains: >AWOOOOGAHHH WE R WINNIN!!!!!!When russia makes verified gains (using ukrainian sources):>NOOOO UR SEETHING AND IT WAS JUST A FIELD!!!!!!!!!kekarooooooo all the way to the bank
>>534110404How does this help them conquer Ukraine?
>>534110323>Helicopter repair Ork-boys.also, one of the few last Wahhhgner boys
>Ukrainian flag hoisted in Kostyantynivka 48.512928, 37.688735
>>534110478>100,000m3I can't into this math. My math is not mathing.100km3?????
>>534110480>when ukraine makes unverified gainsyou can see the smoke from miles away>russia makes verifiable gains3 more days
>>534110621it's cubed1km^3 = 1000000000m^3
>>534109937Just a decoy pidor fixing the decoy plane
>kekaroooooo! said the shill>so utterly mindbroken he uses the language of his buckbreakerKEKAROOOOOO INDEED LMAO
https://x.com/fortifiedtaras/status/2049504225223164296
>>534110480but when ziggers run out of people and the tide turns, you will remain here full of humility, right?
>>534110406>Noooooo you're brown.>Noooooo you're seething>...lmao.
>>534110754>it's cubedSo are ziggers.
>>534110497Is that a still or again in UA? I thought they got all sent back to africa to get more monies after chef did an oopsiedoopsie.
>>534110869>but when ziggers run out of people and the tide turns, you will remain here full of humility, right?Pretty sure at that point he'll be in some random ditch getting devoured by crows
>>534110870>commander extorted this zigger's wife for 300k to not break his fingers one by one>buried him alive anyway
Heh, I love dead russian niggers.
roasty toasty ones especially.
>>534110987mysterious russian soul
>>534110963that's fairthe porkban shill who was oh so confident and mocking us went radio silent after i told him to prepare the rope just in case
>>534110987the russkiest of mirs
>>534105378TZD ALL DAY EVERYDAY
>>534110922It's in UA.lol, he looks like a dork in uniform
>>534109586I heard that if you reply to my post for the third, you stop being a fag and stops you from looking like you are mad. Try it.
>The VCheKa-OGPU reported on the bombing of the "Butchers of Bucha" in the Khabarovsk Krai. The pro-government "Fifth Channel" also reported on the explosion in a military unit in Khabarovsk>The explosion occurred on April 28 in a military garrison located in the village of Knyaz-Volkonskoe-1 in the Khabarovsk Krai, according to the anonymous Telegram channel "VCheKa-OGPU". According to its data, the target of the attack was allegedly Major General Azatbek Omurbekov, who is called the "Butcher of Bucha" in Ukrainian media — he led the 64th Separate Motor Rifle Brigade, which operated in the besieged city in the Kyiv region. >The channel's sources claim that this happened on the territory of the garrison in the village of Knyaz-Volkonskoe-1. The bomb was allegedly planted in a mailbox on the staircase of house 55. One person died — it's about the commander of the training communications battalion, Lieutenant Colonel Kuzmenko. Several more people were injured. The condition of Omurbekov is unknown. >There is no confirmation of this information. However, the pro-government "Fifth Channel" reported on the explosion in a military unit in the Khabarovsk Krai the day before. According to its data, an explosion occurred in an officers' club on the night of April 28, one person died. Twenty people, including 8 children, were evacuated from the building. The "Fifth Channel" also reported that the explosive device could have been hidden in a mailbox. The publication did not provide any other details. >Earlier, the USA, the UK, and the EU included Lieutenant Colonel Azatbek Omurbekov in the list of individuals subject to personal sanctions for war crimes in Bucha.Looks like budanov might have crossed another subhuman off his list
On the heli current, here's a vid and thread on a zigger heli doing stations of the cross in Ukraine.>According to the Russian MOD, "an Mi-8 helicopter carrying an icon of the Archangel Michael flew along the operational zone of the 27th Motorised Rifle Brigade and the 68th Motorised Rifle Division of the "West" group of forceshttps://bsky.app/profile/chriso-wiki.bsky.social/post/3mjyzvwuvu22m
CHASING A DREAMAS I GO HIGHERPLAYING IT MEANMY HEART'S ON FIRESCREAM TZD, AIN'T NO PRETENDERREADY TO FIGHTKILL EVERY ZIGGER
>record-long distancebased ukie wizards
bomb pidors
>>534109716>>534110323You just know russia has ran out of AA by the fact those choppers were not already shot down by one of those cuckholds
>>534111632>and Icon of Archangel Michael What kinda Warhammer 40k culture war is this?
>>534111249Looks like it's both. Guess they got a little spread to prevent another march on moscow.Also TZD
>>534110493>conquer ukrainewhat are you talking about, comrade, we have no desire to conquer anything
>the fire rises
>>534111750is this fighterporker? really looking forward to his cope and seethe
>>534111750>RUSSIA IS WINNINGliteral COPE>>534112143that or it's the lack of manpower
>>534109716>>534111750the temple of Achilles at snake island must be doin' something, 'cuz these Achilles boys are goin' nuts on the russian rear
kekaroo
>>534105523They can't be dumb enough to do this, can they?
>>534112987bananbow
>>534113006>Questioning russian intelligence >Year 2026Anon i ..
>>534113006>They can't be dumb enough to do this>can they?
>>534105523>>534107778Yeah right. Even the Warhawk newspaper say you’re wrong. Must suck being a liberal constantly losing it everything.
Kek, is this amerikanski serious? All it's doing is making putain look even more ridiculous.
>>534113006achilles' wrath status?>shills devolving to posting pictures of putin trying to act manlydaddy figure status?
>>534105378
>>534108432Reminds me of this thing
>>534105523Low iq post. Ukrainian propaganda is not worth posting
>>534113091at least say the video is ai first
>it is posting scat again
>>534113257No crying shitskin.
>>534110216>what's on fire?It's basically one big pumping station. All the pipes from the oil fields in Sibera go to this spot where the oil is blended and pumped onwarr across the network to the terminals.
>>534113006USSR did something similar multiple times, so...
Look at him gooooooooooo!
>>534108879
>>534113247That's a solid advance air defense technology against those Khohol terrorist drones
>Ukrainian drones attacked industrial facilities in Orsk>ORCSKfucking Mordor
>>534113247Are those flares mounted on the corners of the sidecar?
Crazy how the definition of a sovereign country is being able to enforce your borders. Lmao. Ukraine’s massive corruption in the last 30 years, has prevented them from ever being a sovereign country.
>>534113601I think its a model, and "flares" represent flares that could be installed on potential invention, but the author lacks actual one for demonstration.
>>534113749You lost jeet nigger
>>534113749russia is one of the most invaded countries in history.
Paying pakijeet niggers to cope about winning on /pol/ while the entire ziggernigger media apparatus is full dooming. Who thought this was a good idea? YAHOOOOIEEEEE
Their nigger optimism? Gone LEL
Tick Tock YAHOOOIEEEE
>>534113021
zizters? WHAT HAPPENED? I was assured of our imminent victory, why is everyone full blown panicking in russia? YAHOOOIIIEEEE
>>534113526It might not be terrible at issuing volume of fire which could damage low flying drones. It could also nip in between the gap of two layers of stationary air defence. And this set up could plausibly drive faster than some drones fly.Though not sure what the advantage of this is over a pick up. Seems like more work for no real gain. Maybe the driver gets a few extra seconds to dismount if they're attacked by a drone?>>534113750Gotcha yeah that makes sense.
>>534112880
>>534113028
>>534114440bluray 4k edition monkes...
anybody mind explaining me the temp joke?
>>534115056Perm = permanentTemp = temporary
AI is pretty proficient at dealing with monke's face.
>>534113749
>>534115298>using AI for everything
BLYAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>534115544how does this help Russia win?
In 1943, all Germans understood very well that absolute defeat and humiliation were certain, that 1918 would repeat, but they didn't act on that knowledge. Fast forward to today; all Russians understand that they're facing absolute defeat and humiliation, a repeat of 1991, but they CAN act. I buleeb in you. Destroy the pypa before it destroys you.
>>534115667win?
Anyone who invades Europe deserves to be skinned alive.
>>534115667DA, IMPROVES MORAL
>>534115544ah yes, the vaunted daily gains
Does Ukraine have socks? I was told Russia just gives people a handkerchief they wrap around their feet instead of socks because it's cheaper
>>534115735plan?
>>534115544AI is pretty fun to flesh out ideas, bro, no bullying
>>534105523mobiks wont have the time to spend a lot of money anyways and mobilisation is guaranteed like a cock in the ass of a conscript.
>>534115982just use the ole' 2 pints of shandy trick in order to avoid mogilization, worked for me
>>534115787based and moderate take
>>534111750eternal flight in piss, zisters
>>534112979>>534110867>>534110793>>534110323mp4
>>534116160new lancet
>tuapussy>spermis there a pattern bros?
>>534116160sheeeiiit they be flyin in voronezh?
Today Nakee (The Elephant) said that mobiliZation seems inevitableHow do I dodge it this time?
>>534116276sirgay lavrov
>>534116350>How do I dodge it this time?
>>534116078watch soloyov seethe about the evil anglo saksi drink that is sabotaging mobilisation(his gay son lives in london).
>>534116160just realized that there is a mechanic? working on the helicopter when its hit
>>534116350join thisyou will probably die anywayat least you die a good death
>>534116350pic related for your consideration
>>534115982I cant wait for the mobilization bro. I can barely contain my excitement.
>>534116350tell them you are straight
>>5341161600:31https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20NiOB96NVw
>>534116508I don't look like this and I won't do this
>>534116632you should have left the country a long time agonow you're probably fucked
>>534116350got lots of cash at hand and know salespeople for life's necessities who won't rat you out?
>>534116681My only option was Georgia and it was sold out to Pypa
>>534116350>How do I dodge it this time?Do you live at your registered place or residence?Do you have remote work? Remote income? Bank account at not your name? Do you have someone to handle your errands for you?Ideally just leave the country. It's not that hard or scary, no matter how the culture conditions you to avoid doing so. Even Georgia is okay or Serbia.
>>534116735still waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better than what you got yourself into now
>>534116632You could always simply consign yourself to your fate. I for one am holding out for the Baltic boogaloo to happen so we can die together, liberating each other from the torment of living in a world that has Russia in it.
>>534116735>>534116632>>534116350i think that you can still run to Kazakhstan and then to civilisation
>>534116558>that pic
>>534116735>it was sold out to PypaDoesn't prevent you from living there. I have 2 friends who live there since mid 2022 - they've escaped even before mobilization. Both got summons sent to their homes in russia during the 2022 mobilization.
>>534116350Get out of there, stalker!
>>534116735cont. >>534116897Just get some money and such and go to a cheap vacation spot in Georgia during the time when you'd expect mobilization to happen, just so that if it does happen you'd be already outside the country.
>>534115923>AI is pretty fun to flesh out ideas, bro, no bullyingit does, as a nightmare generator
>>534116735>>534116824serbia is also okay btw
>>534116867Lmao
>>534116867entire thread, half of Putins laws are hidden from the public and the public can be prosecuted for breaking them
>>534116897>Both got summons sent to their homes in russia during the 2022 mobilizationHaven't recived those but I moved from my previous place and never told my voenkomat about it
>>534116350If you have time and some money go to Georgia/Kazakhstan/Belarus etc then somewhere else If you don't have either contact ukrop glowies in a secure way and hope they care
>>534116276>army is commanded by gayassimovYes.
>>534116867How is this any different than the laws in the United States? Sure, theoretically someone could access all of the laws, but when there are dozens of local laws, combined with hundreds of state laws, and thousands of federal laws, no single human on Earth could possibly read, understand, and realize how the law is applied in court. And the law is always changing year after year, place after place, with new laws added all of the time.
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>>534117131i kinda hope you are posting from an airport with a one way ticket to Georgiaa (shadow) general mobilization and the freezing of bank accounts are just around the corner
>>534117131How are your parents in terms of being sane and anti-regime pilled? I'm asking because one of my friends in russia got mobilized in 2022 because his mom ratted out his place or residence. It's not like he was hiding, but he didn't update the voenkomat when he moved out from his parents' apartment. He had a good family in mosquoeov and such, but it too three "visits" from the conscription officers to tell 5 minutes of "what will the neighbors think" propaganda to his mom for her to cave and rat him out. Got taken in Saturday morning, while expecting pizza delivery.
>>534117226LMAO WHAT IS THIS NIGGER COPE. HANg YOURSELF YOU RETARDED FAGGOT. This is huge news, little kike putin is setting decrees NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO SEE YAHOOOIIEEEE
>>534117226because they are public and you can read them?
>>534117326>I'm asking because one of my friends in russia got mobilized in 2022 because his mom ratted out his place or residence.Absolutely disgusting animal.
>>534117326I also wonder just how competent police are with looking for people evading mogilization, narcs or not the parents' utilities bills will go up by X %...
>>534117273I hope they won't come on my porch
>>534117140Belarus is now not an option (it has an option up until just a month ago). They've integrated the russian databases and now stop russian citizens with conscription summons from leaving Belarus to other countries.
>>534117226global boger face.jpg
>>534117326My parents are scared even more than I am. They understand everything.
>>534117055This is absolutely huge news and should be added in the OP, I can't wait to watch pakijeet niggers try to justify this like the nigger animal above LMAO
>>534117437you really need to get out of russia bro
>>534117562maybe don't condone a war if you're not ready to bleed for itsorry but this is pathetic
>>534117405If only you knew, the basic gist below>once in a century the forces of the collective west come together to invade and destroy russia>during the 20th century it was Hitler with the Third Reich, which was just EU of the day>during the 19th century it was Napoleon with the Continental System, which was just EU of the day>now it's happening with Ukraine >every man should go to defend the motherland>you as a woman and mother know that this is a big honor>everyone goes, so how will it be fair if your son doesn't go?>how will you look in the eyes of your friends, relatives, colleagues and neighbors, if your son dodges the obligation before the state, society and motherland?>what will your neighbors think of you and your family?
>>534117363No single human can read that many laws, which makes them being public a moot point. This isn't a defense of Russian law, just an observation of how excessive U.S. law is in general.
>>534117628But not come in europe
>>534117433>how competent police are with looking for people evading mogilizationThey won't bother too much. Most are servile and will go if told. Others will fear issues with the law and goes based on fear.Some other will break down due to restrictions put on them and cave as well.Some will be ratted out by neighbors and such.A token set will be found based on cameras and facial recognition, which will be done mostly for PR purposes: you capture one retard and then show it in the news 100 times -> people get scared and go voluntarily.
>>534117437Should have done a Roman a long time ago.But..I think there's still time? Georgia? Khazakstan?How about a train to the east and into China?
>>534117562At least they aren't retarded. That's a big plus right there.
>>534117734but if its public you can look up the specific law that applies to you. cant do that with a secret law.
>>534105378its ok to kill ukronazisdestroying ukraine is imperativebanderistan will not liveslava rossii
>>534117734Are you genuinely retarded anon?
>>534117956>Georgia? Khazakstan?Serbia unironically. Europe is close by, large expat community, language is very easy to comprehend.
>>534118004Are you ready to be sent to the front and get your jaw blown off by an FPV from a drone some Ukrainian is controlling from his kitchen?
>>534117978That is if a person even knows how to find the specific law. In many cases a person will have to hire a lawyer who specializes in that field of expertise. Simply reading the law does little good, as the average person would not understand how the law is interpreted or applied in the courts. The point being, if there are so many laws that knowing all of them is impossible, it is basically the same as having hidden laws. The sheer amount of laws conceal the others.
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>>534118004>/uhg/ always rooting to drone kill Russians at sight>Also /uhg/ helping Russians to escape Russia from being conscripted Are we the baddies?
>>534118004t.
>>534118541As long as he doesnt come to Europe idgaf, it's one less drone to spend on that retarded war
>>534118480its all publicly available and indexable by your search engine of choice. you're really so stupid you cant google your local ordinance?
>>534118752At least we can agree that the war is retarded (going slower than it should be).
>>534118969Cant wait for TZD either
>>534118752lol, you still have French Guyana, Martinique and all the other island that you can send them.
>>534119033Nah I saw what happen when we let them in our colonies
>>534118932Nowadays it is easily accessible, but that means little when no person is going to be reasonably able to look up every city ordinance of every town they drive through, or study case law to understand how every law is applied in the court system.
>>534119005To the last Ukrainian! No sacrifice is too much!
>>534119100such a ridiculous cope jesus christ
>Unironically believing ru will win
>>534119135Russia is losing, little bud
>>534119206The shitskin shill is just following his nigger script, he has no actual opinion on the matter because he lives in fucking mumbai or mogadishu/mosquew or some other shithole lmao
>>534119354>>534119354>>534119354>>534119354
>>534117562you voted for putin
>>534119072but lol, at least they gave you someone like Zinedine Zidane and we Suriname gave Holland a Ruud Gullit, Zeedorf and Patrick Kluivert.Look at how we suffer at all the World Cup Football and we even gave Anthony Nesty to the US.as the only Black swimmer gold medalist, which is even rare in the world.
>>534119281Russia is losing and yet Ukraine is losing faster. If it is a race to failure, Ukraine is well in the lead.
>>534119462They just destroyed half of Mali with their retardation and incompetence. I don't want them anywhere near our stuffThere are other places they can pollute that are not my house
