Why do birds hate women? What are the implications of this?
Women are so loaded with chemicals the birbs nope the fuck out.
>>534110655Absolute bullshit "research"
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>>534110655>black capped chickadeecute bird. i love it's song. brings back fond memories growing up in new england
>>534110655Women often stink of blood.There i fucking solved it, fuck off.
>>534110655Women wear bright red on their lips. Birds have sensitive vision, so they perceive it as blood.
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>>534110655Women are psychopaths who hurt animals and birds know this. Women also spread cats everywhere, which are the migrant niggers of the bird kingdom.
>>534111451Women are also generally more evil
Because the average modern woman has the attitude and behavior of the Evil Queen and not Snow White.
>>534111552that would explain why birds don't like rabbis
>>534110884woman detected>>534111221boohoo>>534111239what kind is it?>>534111697this
>>534110655This is for the same reasons that cats owned by men are some 250% more vocal than cats owned by women.
>>534110655>There are several possibilities for what cues birds are picking up on. It could be smells, it could be people’s [gait]. But how do we test this? Perhaps a study resembling Monty Python’s Ministry of Silly Walks,” said Blumstein, referring to the famous British comedy show sketch.Topkek
the obvious answer is that men are more likely to ignore the bird and walk right on by so they can go and pick up their faggot playstation game controller so they can go home and live vicariously through a muscular avatar of themselves, while women harass the bird, trying to take a selfie of themselves with the bird or get it to interact with them a la snow white on instagram, so they can go home and live vicariously through a filtered and curated avatar of themselves
>>534110884It was a pretty solid study. Are you angry about birds flying away when you walk? Maybe stop trying to get so close to them. It's probably why they fly away, you don't respect their space.
>>534112096Stfu faggot
>>534110655blessed birds
>>534111451>>534111760Holy shit. Women are vampires.
Lol, wtf! I love this nutty world some days.When I go walking the trails sometimes birds will land on my hand, thr tinny ones, and chipmunks try to climb me.
>>534111760And animals can sense that, in the same way we can sense they are calm, scared or hostile.Unfortunately, a lot of society depends on us ignoring each others' body language, so not all of us can free ourselves from these chains when looking at animals.A cynic might argue, spend too much time empathizing with animals, you might start to conclude humans as more (or lesser) advanced versions of them.>>534110884There was that other research, where they determined cats are more 'chatty' with men than with women, and they spun it around that cats 'respect' women more.
Maybe women eat a lot of chicken. It's the preferred protein for leanmaxxers
>>534111697This?! lolOh sheet, skico pol is absolutely Epic.
>>534110655This is actually fucking hilarious. My wife is terrified of birds because a goose chased her around when she was a kid. Women really never grow up.
>>534110655They don't really have anything to be afraid of. Even if a small song bird started attacking a woman she would completely melt down and run away screaming. Someone ought to let our bird friends know about this secret.
>>534112173>reee muh playstation babby game reeget some sunlight and reproduce, you scrawny, pale cunt
>>534112471birds are not femalophobic, they "just dont like them"
>>534112096How about enjoying a mututal private moment with nature and animals. Do these kind of people exist even?Never had social media, no playstations, never taken a selfie... just enjoy nature and things without imposing. Hm. lol
>>534110655>Venom bird fears Mary Jane more than Peter Parkerkek
>>534112492Go back to india you dirtfleshed shite orc
>>534110884hahaha show tits or gtfo foid, even nature knows how evil you fucking cunts are>The phenomenon of urban birds exhibiting differential flight-initiation distances (FID) based on the gender of approaching humans is a complex subject in behavioral ecology. Research indicates that species such as the European Great Tit (Parus major) and various other urban-dwelling birds demonstrate a heightened sensitivity to women compared to men.[1] In these studies, birds consistently initiated flight when approached by women at a greater distance than when approached by men, a behavior that persisted regardless of variables such as the observer's height, clothing, or specific approach methodology>The consistency of this behavior across 37 different species in European urban centers suggests that this is not an isolated anomaly but a widespread behavioral trait.[1] It implies that urban birds are highly attuned to the nuances of their human neighbors. Future research is expected to focus on whether these responses are learned through individual experience—a process known as associative learning—or if they represent a broader, perhaps evolutionary, response to human dimorphism that has been amplified by the high-density interactions found in modern cities.[1]
smell of blood = reminded of predators probably
>>534110830This, it's not rocket science
Animals sense fear and hostility. Women are constantly in a state of fear because of immigration.
>>534110884post the twins, hole
>>534110655Some people believe animals can read our minds. Perhaps they just understand that women are fucking psychos and they should stay away.
>>534110655Dunno.. some of the best birders I know are women. Maybe it's because most women walk in pairs when out on the trails, and talk, and wear perfumes, and wear bright colored clothes, and don't actually slow down to appreciate nature... then again, like i said, some of the best outdoorsy people I know are women, and they don't act like most women.
>>534111760You're walking through a dodgy part of town. You turn down an alleyway to take a shortcut. You notice somebody leaning against the wall. Would you rather it be a man or a woman?
>>534110655Animals can sense when someone is a psychopath with no soul and many women fall into that category
>>534113603Man. I can fight the man and/or kill him in self defense and no one will bat an eye. If it's a woman, not matter what I do, even if I say nothing to her, she could get hysterical and ruin my life via social media and/or lying to the cops.
>>534110830ding ding dingi bet they are "scared" of dudes that cloak themselves in cologne as well.
Be like birbs
>>534114154they did study across five countries and 37 different bird species and controlled for a bunch of different things
>>534110655It's the UV light reflected from women's longer/denser hair. Now give me a Nobel prize
>>534110655Probably because they can see demons.
>>534112096uh oh melty
