>FastForwrd?>That'll be $13 +tipIts all so tiresome
Nasim was right. RIP.
>>534111186phone fags deserve to suffer desuall of this is impossible to enforce on a personal computer
>>534111268>he doesn't know a phone is a personal computer
ah dammit now i need to get ANOTHER plugin next to my adblock to use youtube normally
>>534111268Who the fuck owns a computer are you some kind of fucking nerd
Adblock
>>534111290He's refering to desktops you gigamongThis is why the jews are trying to make it impossible to buy non-pozzed (no TPM etc) computer parts as well by fixing RAM + SSD prices
>>534111290>>534111310enjoy having no control over your computing experience
>>534111382I don't have computing experiences I have a real life instead
>>534111293correct. it's a practical and profitable way of filtering out lazy and undeserving niggers who can't understand how plugins work or bother to get one
>>534111425your real life is contorting your head and avoiding eye contact while outside
Its a negligible cost for what you get in return.
I've been subscribed to YT Premium since October 2020
>I should have everything for free reeeeeeeShut up broke bitch
>>534111551Cope you are an asocial faggot who spends his time on his computer instead of having kids
Why are you tipping when there's workarounds?
youtube is web 3.0 ad hell if you don't pay for youtube, especially on normie mobilealso way too many marketer niggers itt. I hope you all die
>>534111371It doesn't work on the new system
ublock + brave and also a pi.hole gets me forever loading yt videos for a few days now. Have to load/reload a few times before some videos work.Other anons also experiencing this?
I use adblock in firefox and watch jewtube in my browser. These greedy jewtube kikes can get fucked. Works for mobile and desktop.
>>534112004weird I just use brave and nothing else and I have never seen an ad
>>534111186Why even use YouTube there isn't anything on there that's worth watching just have a conversation
>>534111898says all this without a hint of irony about what hes spending his time doing right now>while on the bus to go work a fast food job, avoiding all socialization with anyone around himmeanwhile im comfortable watching the birds in my backyard
>>534112216Jeremy just released a video this morning. https://youtu.be/BOfivVz7ozM
>>534111268If you can't figure out a phone, do you really deserve to be able to post on /pol/?
>>534111186Youtube is literally optional to use
>>534112216I have conversations with with Grok while I watch, that is $60/month well spent, it's like having a friend
Remember when they tried to disable people from watching with adblocker and then immediately after threw that away?I think they're now just targeting Boomers who watch Youtube and aren't knowledgeable about the Internet
>>534111268>all of this is impossible to enforce on a personal computerits an arms race between adblockers and yt, but there have been periods for where jewtube is unusable when they update anti-adblock scripts and shut the site down for people using adblock.
>>534112230My wife is asleep and kids are at school while I phone post that isn't comparable to spending hours on dumb computer games and YouTube
>>534111186I used YTK plus I think it was like a onetime payment of $3 tho but it’s an api version of jewtube that blocks ads and gives you all the premium features. There is YouTube plus that is free there is uyou there is ytlite and all of those are free. I just like ytk because the dev is much more on top of updates to keep it working I believe it is the successor to uyou which was one of the best. Don’t pay jewtube a dime
>>534111186If you're watching content you need to speed up to enjoy you're watching shit content or need to put the phone down and get your crippling ADHD fixed.
>>534112289Good friends are hard to come by especially if you live in rural areas like I do everything is so fucking far its like an hour just to closest city which is still not that big
>>534111186That is because they know you already pay for worthless online shit, so they know they can fleece some shekels out of you.Be based.
>>534112350its even worse because when im out in the real world or away from my computer im actually engaging in reality.you carry your bitch device around with you constantly and youre constantly in it.
Haven't watched an ad or visited youtube for at least a decade. You're doing it wrong if you still do. I'm also abandoning most websites for full text rss. Honestly you morons need to step your tech game up
>>534112252Its literally absolutely necessary for the past 20+ years.
>>534112490It's my wife's phone I don't own one since I'm a stay at home dad but hey man if you wanna cope and seethe more Dial 8 first
>>534111186This is why they're banning sideloading
>>534111186>Subscribe to access 3 or 4x playback speedIs there ever a use case for this?
>>534112498YouTube was Good for music but once you download all your favorite albums it's pointless
>>534112498Couldn't be arsed
>>534112550How is youtube necessary? Who is forcing you to use it?
>>534111381I'm clinging to my two thinkpads like they're gold
>>534111186I am not paying nothing jewgle
>>534112611You only need 1.25x to make a song nightcore or hear a lecture at a good speed
>>534112643>How is youtube necessary? It just is.>Who is forcing you to use it?Boredom and needed to keep up with pop culture to stay ahead of the curve.
>>534112576youre retarded, typical phonefag moment
>>534112672Especially since they built YouTube by telling their employees to upload unlicensed content. They're charging you for shit they pirated and now license. Crunchyroll isn't much better.
>>534112615Downloaded all my own music as well, got local copies. Uploaded to the cloud, synced to vlc. Its so liberating when you've taken back control. A few years ago I saw what happening and coming, and I just bailed on it all. Took control of everything. It was obviously the right move looking back and seeing what the landscape is like now
>>534112707I need the history for sleep people to slow the fuck down. Bring it down -.10-15.
>>534111966My Ublock Origin Lite is still working.
>>534111186My favorite feature is being constantly bombarded with "2-months free!" trial promotion ads on every video and spare part of the screen, and when you click on it it just takes you to the regular prices sign up page.They have the technology to cater the ad more accurately.
>pay to watch videos in the backgroundlmao, wat
>>534111186>paying jewtubeKek!
>>534112854Gotta save that battery.
>>534112795Retards like you still haven't learned they roll out changes in waves? Anyway ublock will update to fix it
m.yewtube com + brave solves ads on any ios or android device. Playback while screen is off/locked also used to work, all for $0. I've shown this to half a dozen people, not a single one actually switched from the app.They don't mind being forced to sit through blaring niggerzog ads for some percieved convenience. Most humans are empty vessels, the existence of ads as they are is clear proof
>>534112751How am I retarded not owning a phone using my wives? You are just addicted to the internet and can't imagine a that some people aren't
>>534111186>>534111966U Block origin still works on Firefox. Haven't watched an ad in years lmao.
>>534112854Jewtube doesn’t let people listen to vids in the background with their phones asleep. You can use pip mode but that isn’t a very good option if you want to lock your phone say for instance you are working out you don’t want to see the screen it’s in your pocket. It’s a big reason why I use these cracked apps beyond just the ad blocking
>>534111186Do what you will with this information
>>534112783I grew up obsessed with paying for everything. I bought RPG Maker 2000 after a decade of feeling bad using the Don Miguel version when it became available in the US, even. But this shit is ridiculous now. You can't watch purchased Widevine content on Linux or even year-old android tablets. Sometimes it works in SD on Windows. I paid for this shit and they don't let me have it. So, I slowly started pirating. I burn hard copies because things do disappear
I would never pay for this steaming pile of shit, lmao. I don't give a shit how bad they make it.
>>534112927Just get an app that turns off your screen.
>>534112783It sucks CD stores aren't a thing anymore I remember growing up those badass 6 CD changers having nice speaker set ups now everyone has an aux cord and are always looking for the gayest song ever on their dumb ass radio apps
>>534113040That's too much work for something that could be done with 3 gallons of petrol.
>>534112990However you want to source it or store it, whatever floats your boat. Take ownership of everything. Own it, make it yours, so nobody and no company can fuck with you because as everyone has found out..... they do
>>534111896Mom's credit card can only get maxed out so many times for imported gunpla
>>534112383It's good for body cams. 90% of that crap is either talking or the cop scratching his ass.
>>534112976>>534113072you completely missed the point about having control over your hardware just so you could brag about a "real life" you dont even havenow youre entirely cucking out of the argument to cry about old cd changers and having zero friends within an hour drive of your house>im not an asocial faggot i just sit alone at home shitposting on my wifes phone while she pays the billsyou dont even understand that the lack of control on mobile devices is exactly why everyone is stuck using those dumb radio apps you just complained aboutyoure exactly the kind of trapped isolated loser you tried to project onto mephone fags never fail to embarrass themselves
>>534112986oh right, completely forgot the youtube app on phones exists.
>>534113498Dude wall text now? You sound like some bitch I didn't call
>>534113589brutal BTFO retard moment
>>534111268YouTube ReVanced for phone, SmartTube for TV, Adblocker for PC works very fine for me. Just get the plugin to download the videos directly. Imagine paying so you don't get ad-raped by YouTube. In my opinion, both are superior to the original YouTube app quality wise, plus integrated Sponsorblock.
>>534113634More wall text christ dude how lad are you?
>>534112340I never used an adblocker until this year. I was okay with watching ads because they weren't that intrusive then sometime this year they changed something so that you got a 15 second unskipable about every 3-5 minutes and I got so pissed off from it I downloaded Firefox and installed ublock.
>not using one of the several free YouTube premium apps I can't download videos, but considering YTP doesn't let you do that either (you don't keep the videos and need internet to watch them) that's not a big deal.
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>>534113875u did read it thats why u posted the meme to try to save some face because the text calls you out for being a faggot that never posts memescutie
>>534111186it is absolutely insane to me that people haven't figured out how to use adblock (or use Brave)even on mobile, do NOT use the app, load the website normally and then force it into desktop mode. this lets you play music/videos while the screen is off. use Brave preferably since it has a built-in adblock that works well.
>>534112298They're just being more sneaky about it.
>>534113865ReVanced plus YTDLnis plug in. I'm a boomer in my mid 40s, why does no one itt know about these extremely easy to install alternatives? Install that shit, never see a YouTube ad or a bluejew ad in your life again.
I'm completely against this practice of gating basic features behind a paywall. It's retarded. Same with Pandora...Pandora wants me to buy premium so bad that they just keep playing some schizophrenia drug commercial. I swear to god if i listen all day and i have 20 ads, 15 are schizo ads. Why would you even advertise schizophrenia drugs? Are you trying to make people shizo? You're just driving in your car and an ad starts playing... are you schizophrenic?!
>>534113945I didn't to blurry but whatever you say dude I'm sure your best AI friend will agree with you
>I want to consume media! NO I DON'T WANT TO SUPPORT IT I JUST WANT TO CONSUME CONSOOOOOOMEither watching ads is a waste of your time, or paying for premium is a waste of your money.If both are true, maybe the video is not worth your time either? Surely you value your time, right?
>>534112707I'd say it peaks at 1.5x that's why im wondering why they're paywalling speeds that i doubt anyone uses or needs
>>534114027Oh wow, I have to wait for fivr seconds before the video starts ad free? Better uninstall my adblocker so I get bombarded with 30 second ads every 5-10 minutes.
>>534114071>illiterate cuck cant even enjoy the content on an imageboard because of his wifes tiny little bitch screenphone fags are inherently incapable of high quality discourse because they cant read or type properly and just spam short retarded comments to deflect when they realize they missed the point
>>534114081or companies can find a way to make money without ads/subscription gates (you know, actually making useful real-world products)imagine paying for the internet and THEN paying some faggot company MORE MONEY to be "allowed" to use the internet that you ALREADY PAY FOR
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>>534111186can you believe that there are people who think that the child raping nigger rapist jesus christ is a godoutside of his child rape dungeon literally everyone hates him and mocks him dailywe made an entire religion out of hating him and thinking he smells weirdwho the fuck would worship you child raping on omnipotent niggeri figured it out when i asked you to bless me as much as possible and you murdered my beloved dogand my entire life went off a fucking cliff after 2020who the fuck would worship you you child raping niggeri had my entire life stolen by the worst people to ever exist
>>534114209Because you have no point just walls of text like a women
>>534111186>FastForwrdUse case?
>>534114209I type fast as fuck on the phone with Microsoft SwiftKey.
>>534114224>Imagine paying to use a toll road and then paying some faggot parking garage MORE MONEY to parkWhat do internet service providers and YouTube have to do with each other?Are you suggesting that it should be like cable TV, where internet service comes with a "package" of websites? Because you can eat shit if that's what you want, retard.
>>534111268Its very easy to make videos play on a phone with no ads and no subs. Just dont be a retard. Id tell you how to do it but they would fix it.
>>534114949>YouTube internet defense force
>>534115163>Just dont be a retard.too late, youre a phone user. enjoy your retarded gimmicks and "hacks" that give you anxiety about being patched
>>534111186You just know this is some short-sighted and stupid ass product manager trying to optimize their quarterly review results.
>>534115229>faggot cocksucking forceNot an argument. Either a product or service is worth your time/money, or it isn't. If you hate YouTube so much, do something else with your time. You won't because you want to CONSOOOM media.
>>534111268>personal computerlol nope>Starting September 2026, a silent update, nonconsensually pushed by Google, will block every Android app whose developer hasn't registered with Google, signed their contract, paid up, and handed over government ID.Every app and every device, worldwide, with no opt-out.>https://keepandroidopen.org/en/Everyone who didn't build their phone from scratch has already lost.
>>534112783>uploaded to cloudEnjoy rape and prison by your authorities in the coming futureKeeping your data in cloud = keeping your money in bank
>>534112004Using Brave just like the leaf, no ads, been listening to youtube music, watch a ton of Iron Chef, no ads. I logged in using the app to create accounts and playlists and then just copy the links to them, open Brave and enjoy myself like the impoverished nigger that I am.
>>534115882He was just talking about music and your first thought is rape? You sound like a repressed faggot
>>534111186Just use Brave. I can't remember the last time I watched an (((ad))) on Desktop OR Mobile
>>534114394getting ADHD, the poor man's disease