Americans have bread.
i bake my own bread. it's incredibly easy and takes 5 min
I fucking love bread
>>534114934we have this bread too. no idea what they're talking about. it's just in a different part of the store and serves different purposes. europeans also have the same bread they say isn't bread. it's all so stupid.
>>534114934Posting about bread in epic bread
>>534114934Americans can buy the Bread in the picture or the cheap slop. Europeans don't have the choice. They are not permitted to buy cheap slop.
>>534114981How is this possible with yeast bread?
>>534114991This but potatoes
>>534115046Maybe he means active preparation.
>>534115046I meant the prep takes 5min, not the rising and baking. It's actually best to let the dough sit in the fridge for several days before baking.
>>534114934I rarely eat bread. Like once a month I make a grilled cheese or BLT. I keep the bread in the freezer or else it will mold.
>>534115047Mmm, potato bread is awesome
I assume american bread is trash.
>>534114934actually most grocery stores have a bakery with freshly baked bread. maybe not as wide a variety, but better than sliced bread.
>>534114934Americans have bread, cheese, wine, chocolate. Europeans just don't consider it edible and poor quality
>>534115185You can find decent bread here at a premium, but German and French bread is better and more accessible. Same with cheese.
>>534114981To prep.Much longer to rise and bake.I use 100-200g of sourdough starter(50/50 flour/water)Enough flour to hit ~500g of flour weight.100-200g of water as needed to make a dough1 tbsp saltRise for ~19-24 hoursBake covered for 26 mins, uncovered for 13 to finish off the top and give it color.
>>534115185It's horrible trash unless you have to do a blind taste test; then you can't tell the difference. It's like with American vs. French wine...but alcohol is haram amirite?
>>534115185I live in S. Louisiana. Unironically, the Vietnemese immigrants make the best French bread.
>>534115185We have baguettes freshly made in every grocery store.
Americans dont buy this bread, its too healthy. They only like supermarket mass produced corn syrup bread in little baggies.
>>534114934Its sweet even the sourdough is sweet. Had french bread in NY you had to wait 30mins and pay $30 for sweet bread. Amish had good bread and cheese
I can't eat enriched flour and can't find any bread without it.
>>534114934>Buy weird shaped thing with nuts and other garbage. >Eat half, the rest turns green and you throw it awayThat doesn't look like bread to me nor is it efficient at all. I don't want nuts and seeds and all that bullshit in my bread
>>534114934Europoors think I don’t have like a dozen bakeries within 2 miles of me.
>>534114934Euros will say this isnt real bread because it wasnt folded 1000 times in an authentic swiss bakery or some shit
>>534115375no bread is healthy. it's best not to eat it.
>>534114934Americans haven't heard the crunch of a golden bread crust in their entire life while a german hears it every morning
>>534115371>freshly made*freshly baked from frozen, highly processed slop paste, you fucking retard.
>>534115285Well Europeans are snooty fuckers that enjoy taking it up the ass. Californian wine beats French wine, Midwestern cheese is some of the best in the world, and we do have artisanal bread at most supermarkets. Hersheys is a mistake though. I'll give you that one.
>>534115044We call the cheap slop "American Style"
>>534114981>>534114934>i bake my own bread. it's incredibly easy and takes 5 minreally? i kind of assumed seppo bread came out of an aerosol can like their cheese.
>>534115328Why do you go by metric weight instead of volume?
>>534115371>we have freshly baked (from frozen) corn syrup loaves in every store ftfy
It's called CHLEB you fucking westerling retards
I'm gonna say nigger. Just look how hard i pee while saying out nigger loud. I'm like real fucking edgy
>>534114934i make my own bread. it's really easy and tastes better than anything sold at the store(in france)
>>534115563only children eat that
>>534114934>contains lead, rat poop, cancerous chemicals and bleachAmerica is a literal cargo cult
>>534115500There’s a Polish bakery 1/4 a mile from my house>>534115457There’s a German bakery 1/2 a mile from my house
>>534114981>i bake my own bread. it's incredibly easy and takes 5 minlazymade mine in 3min
>>534115020>we have this bread too. no idea what they're talking about.This. Why are eurofags so fucking stupid?
>>534114934When we say "black bread" Americans think of interracial sex.
when I was little my grandma baked fresh bread and put it out to cool, and I snuck into the kitchen and started picking at it and eating it, and it was so tasty that I picked a cavern into the side of the loaf of bread, and convinced myself grandma would just think it was an air bubble
>>534115611>while saying out nigger loudwhat did the holocaust defending french flag mean by this?
>>534115599Wow, I wonder what the history behind that bread is
>>534115291Yeah, for good bread you have to go to a proper bakery. Sometimes grocery store bakery bread is decent but it's often mediocre
>>534115185It is, because our grains are processed slop. That's why everyone all of a sudden has "gluten allergies".Its the grains, dummies. Eat sourdough. Guarantee that gluten allergy goes away.
here's your american breadyou do know bread's has 4-5 indengridients?
>>534115391>Amish had good bread and cheeseBut the amish have also americanized their bread, making it significantly sweeter than european bread. Their cheese, however, is still largely made according to the methods they learned back home in switzerland.
>>534115457German food is probably the worst food in civilized Europe. Hot dogs with ketchup and curry powder and kebab in pita bread are your culinary achievements. Weinerschitzel is fire though.
>>534115291>Same with cheese.your chees is made of actual plastic and comes from a canthis is well known world wide
>>534115666I think of pumpernickel honestly.
>>534115723Yeah US wheat is full of glyphosate. Even organic bread tests positive for it
>>534114934What you have does not deserve to be called bread. It's an artificial surrogate for real bread.My relatives in the US call it "Johnny-come-back" because you can easily squeeze it to a fraction of its volume and have it quickly expand back to its original size. Indicating that it has hardly any substance or structure.
We have bread.
>>534114934LE TWITTER SCREENSHOT OF A TWEET!!!! LE EPIC!!!!DO U LE HAVE LE BREAD?? LE WE LE HAVE BREAD!!!
>>534114934can i have one day where euros don't wake up thinking about my country
bread in US is just a delivery platform for fat/sugar
>>534115020>europeans also have the same bread they say isn't breadThis, too, is the fault of America. Curse them.
>>534115802Cheez-wiz isn't cheese. It isn't even labeled as such.
>>534115723It's now in Europe as well. There's a pandemic of gluten sensitivity. Though your bread is even worse because it's (((enriched))) with literal iron filings (iron fortification), that drives insulin resistance, weight gain and stuff.
>>534115930the sun doesn't follow the sunflowers
>>534115599>>534115710Looks like a medium wheat bread. By the way, this is a swiss invention.
>>534115908STOP
>>534115662i don't think euros grasp the concept of bagged bread on the shelf AND there's fresh bread from the bakery section, in their little paki corner shops they likely don't have options
>>534115773Look, I get that you're too dense for culinary achievements such as Grünkohleintopf, Flammkuchen and Labskaus But has it ever occured to you that Hamburgers are in fact named after the german port of Hamburg?Take all the time you need with this information
>>534114981u still ate pesticide sugar bread for decades everyday.
Carbs are for plebs
>>534115971>Cheez-wiz isn't cheese.you seppos do that shit a lot. if it isn't cheese, then WHAT THE FUCK IS IT? do you even know/care?and why do you make your cordial powdered? (coolaid) that shit is fucked up man.someone told me it was because of the space-race soviet era propaganda and it just stuck
>>534115500I can watch them put the dough loaves into ovens Anon.
>>534116115They're actually named after hamburg steaks, which were from Hamburg. But the sandwich didn't come around until the late 19th-early 20th century in America.
>>534114934That is cake
>>534115581Why do Australians think such an esoteric pejorative for us has any effect? You have to know so much of Australian pop culture/history to even get why it's supposed to be offensive. Just call me "yank."
>>534116300Cope You should visit Hamburg one day, putting protein in a bun is the calling card of north german streetfood you imbecile
>>534116043They actually can’t comprehend the freedom of choice we have. It’s like how we have 99 flavors of Mountain Dew at every corner shop or gas station. We’re swimming in options.We have cheap sliced bread, fresh bread, and everything else in between. It’s just a matter of preference, not availability.
>>534115410>this is not even goyslop...just cancer in plastic bag
>>534115802That's what poor people and niggers eat. My cheese and butter and other dairy products are locally hand made by Mennonites
>>534116264I don't buy that shit so no, I don't care.
>>534114981>takes 5 minIt takes me like 4 hours not including the overnight fermentation...
>>534116419>Just call me "yank."but yanks only account for half of you, not all of you are yankies. its not universal by definition. seppo covers all of you
>>534115499Holy shit Russia has BREAD
>>534115020>>534115662List of ingredients?It's too sugary to be bread outside of gmo land.
>>534116444Tell us about the government cheese dungeons, merilard
>>534116425I think wrapping protein in dry starch is the calling card of street food pretty much everywhere even halfway civilized
>>534114934Its almost impossible to find good pretzels in Germany any longer. Its depressing as hell.
Why do ESL yuros spend all their time obsessing over American things instead of how their countries are being flooded with jeets?
>>534116425I'm right though. Besides, there's more to a hamburger than just meat on a bun. The humble burger might have it's origins in germany, much like many american families, but it's purely american at this point.
>>534116561>dry starchmoving the goalpost B U N SUNS
>>534116444>made by MennonitesThey also want 10 dollars a loaf. When I don't make bread I buy from a small Polish store and even then it's still 5 dollars a loaf. Ridiculous.
>>534116559I didn't deny their existence, just that only undesirables are served by them. Consider government cheese to be the American version of the concentration camp and maybe you'll understand
Look, I all call out my fellow euros when they say dumb not true shit about Burgerstan, because even I find such shit annoying.But no, they're right here, americans don't have real bread in their grocery stores.America is hopeless when it comes to BREAD in general. Actual sour dough bread is unheard outside of a select few bakeries in San Francisco.
>>534115185It isDid you know the refrigerate the bread and put it on display for sell? My cousin was shocked the first time he visited America and discovered this.
>>534116626Americans have no culture All your Hamburgers are german, all your fries are belgian and your Pizza comes from ItaliansYou never gonna guess who invented your brown caffeinated fizzy drink
>>534116622Do you live in a country that's 90+% ethnically european, or is that me?
>>534116707> Actual sour dough bread is unheard outside of a select few bakeries in San Francisco.You’re still retarded
>>534114934Even my tiny local store that is probably no bigger than your mcmansion has at least that many different types of breads available
>>534116651I get your point, but Germans don't have the monopoly on buns, even mystery meat races like polish and cubans have figured it out. It's like saying the shit skins deserve exclusive credit for meat on a stick just because that's their preparation of choice
>>534116809The best cheese is from Wisconsin, the best wine from California, the best whiskey from Kentucky, the best pizza New York. Coca Cola was invented by a guy from Georgia. We never claimed to invent soda, just Coca Cola.
>>534116541Almost every store has bagged bread with sugar and fresh bead with out. Euro fags are trying to act smug over nothing.
>>534116574Who cares about pretzels when you can get kebab on every street corner?
ITT we post retarded seppo products>juice with no juice
>>534116809Just ask them where their Mac and cheese comes from?Or even their 'Oh so American' apple pie?Americans have invented nothing.They fail dismally at Bread cheese and beer.
There's no bread in a rich person's diet.
>>534116677I'm sorry for your financial woes, anon. Perhaps the niggers at your local food bank can help you with some government cheese
>>534114934>you americans might have nukes but do you have bread? thought not check mate
All our grocery store bread is loaded with synthetic shit. Costs atleast 5$ for a loaf of wheat, yeast, and water bread.
>>534114934I don't consider loaves of poison to be bread. strain of wheat modified for shelf life, "enriched" which is some toxic compound our bodies does not process, bleached with ammonia, sprayed with glysophate, and this is just the flour, then they add preservatives, antifungals, seed oils, coloring, various chemicals to fake texture, taste.
>Blue Drank freshly squeezed from the Blue tree
>>534114934>exposed loavesThe health department here would never allow that. You'd have all the morons sneezing on it. >>534114981This.
>>534116966>Whole FoodsStop coping you faggot. Bet you still can't show me a real sourdough.
>>534116809He said, posting on an American website using an American invention discussing American food.
>>534116707absolutely wrong, you can get it very easy. stop acting like you know what your talking about.
>>534114934This is literally in every supermarket I've ever walked into, too. Maybe it wasn't the same 20 years ago, but that is something I've noticed. Euros are weirdly 30-50 years behind on their stereotypes about America. I remember a German guy visiting my work (older guy) who was eating an apple for lunch and said "Hah, I bet you Americans didn't even know apples could be green, did you?" I was like, what in the world could he possibly mean by that? And I slowly realized that he had absorbed some weird stereotype about how Americans had ditched a bunch of old apple breeds for the Red Mcintosh or whatever. But the thing is, that shit is ancient by now, and I can walk into my supermarket and get like any of two dozen different kinds of apples these days.
>>534116980>bro, it totally wasn't Hamburg port workers who put the Hamburg steak into a bun because it's easier to eat that way, and they never immigrated here either Your entire culture. Centered around niggers.
>>534117172Europeans think that putting bread in a plastic bag or cutting it means it was grown in a laboratory or something >>534117197I can get it in any store.
>>534116964> including third-generation Turks who identify as German.Cope Mehmethttps://www.hungarianconservative.com/articles/opinion/germany-census-2022_demography_housing_lgbtq_religion_opinion/
>>534114934I am particular about my bread choices and I can guarantee you that this is not how "almost every supermarket chain" looks like in german
>>534117032No smugness anywhere, I was explaining to you it's not possible to sell your bread as bread here.You'd have to sell it as pastries.
>>534114934Our bread is poisoned with bromine and excessive glyphosate. You also won't see that variety or freshly baked breads outside of artisanal shops in wealthy areas in the US
>>534117197I just did now suck my cock
>>534114934Yes, i just baked some
>>534116707Sour dough is literally like one of the most popular loaves lmao. I live in bumfuck upstate new york and the grocery stores have fresh-baked sour dough, and there's multiple small bakeries that have it.
>>534117244>posting on an American website using an American inventionCopy of a Japanese website, owned by a Japanese guyComputer - BtitainInternet - Britain You were saying?
>>534115955All bread is sugar
>>534117382Are you high?
>>534114934>WHAT DA FUCK EURONIGGER POORS WONDER BREAD IS THE REAL BREAD>PEANUTBUTTER AND JELLY SAMMICHES ARE REAL FOOD
>>534117197>Bet you still can't show me a real sourdough.They make their own sourdough every day. Nothing added.
>>534116264I've never even considered kool aid not coming as a powder. On one hand it's easy to store and you can make it how you like, on the other hand I don't like the taste of sugary sewer water so I don't really care.
>>534115020No we don't. Bake your own bread and you'll realize the shit on the shelves here is cardboard with preservatives. Even the cheapest of bread baked from walmart ingredients is SO much better than anything on the shelves. I've never seen a legit bakery here. There are those mexican paneras that sell cookies and shit, but that's it.
>>534117244Japanese website Telephone = Italian Computer = British Bread = perfected by germansYou were saying?
>>534117279You just said a big part of our culture, cuisine, is from Hamburg Port workers, then you said it's all based on niggers. I guess that makes you a nigger too. Welcome to the family, fellow American!
>>534115185>I assume american bread is trash.I lived in the USA for a while. They have pretty decent rolls in the super market, but if you want real bread, like a loaf of sour dough or something, then you have to go to a bakery. Good luck finding one though.
>>534114934real European bread is made with eco friendly vaginal yeast from 100 Euromommy vegena
>>534117382Oh please, the PC would have gotten nowhere without Gates and Jobs.
>>534116541You're regurgitating some 9gag meme about subway franchises in Ireland. Keep mindlessly seething though.
>>534117450don't you talk shit on pbj's you krautnigger
>>534117450no one is saying this, we all know wonder bread is full of shit. Its not even a good brand that people like if they want the fake shit. That w was Boomer shit no one eats anymore. We are talking about real fresh bread with nothing added.
>>534117585>a big part of our cultureIt's not your culture, just debased european culture Americans have no culture
>long 'eggs'
>>534117560This is why nobody likes eurofags. You're delusional about your place in the American world.
>>534114934>factory produced and shipped to chain-marketsI wouldn't call that shit bread either, it's only a few degrees on the scale from American bread.
>>534117614Corn sugar, friend.It's barely tolerated in pastries only in 2025+.
>>534117560telephone is scottish american. bell mother fucker.
>>534117599>I lived in the USA for a whilethis must have been like 20 years ago
>>534117599There are several bakeries around my general area. What in the fuck are you euro tards talking about
>>534115584Consistent results
>>534117606Americans just commercialise and make things corporate. It would still happen without you.
>>534115185It's literally like eating a cakeWhich is great if you like cakes but not so great if you want actual bread
>>534117690>Americans have no culturethe internet is American culture
I've worked in America for a couple of months.Didn't encounter a single decent loaf of bread.
>>534117706>This is why nobody likes"Tick-Tock" says the clock
>>534117750>telephone is scottish american. bell mother fucker.No it's not.Even I know this.
>>534117599Possibly a higher chance of finding a bakery in the US than finding one in Europe that isn't a high-end larp bakery fleecing folks with €20 loaves
>>534115674Did she fall for it?
>>534117606>the PC would have gotten nowhere without Gates and Jobs.lol. Japan had taken over well before the US even started seething over their industry.Reagan had to address the nation with how far behind you were on computer techyou could only stop Japan with 'tarrifs'
>>534115563And that’s the most popular top seller. Bread is terrible for you makes you a woman amping up estrogen just like beer. Bread is slop real Vikings eat meat eggs ang tons of dairy. Return to your roots and watch the weight and titties disappear and testosterone and muscle skyrocket
>>534114981>>534116499>no knead bread>breadYou didn't bake the bread
>>534116440It's efficient shelf stable bread. If you want special bread, every store has a bakery here. It's why we are an empire and you light candles to keep warm in the winter
>>>534117690> the internet is American cultureThat's not a compliment.
>>534114934My local grocery stores bake fresh bread. Not all do. Maybe they were just in the poorer ones.
>>534115662They will see one person say something and then unironically think that person represents to the entirety of the United States.
>>534117972>4 hours>No kneadpick one.
>>534117872Oh, yesss?I lived a year in the Netherlands and GUESS WHAT was painfully missing?Pro-tip: it wasn't cheese or mayo
>>534117972Fermentation does the job kneading would otherwise do
>>534117890>"Tick-Tock" says the clockyou're they one who are going to suffer from the war more then the US. we have our own oil
Europeans can’t even drink their own tap water lol they all buy plastic bottles
>Grape Drankthe rest of the world calls it "Wine"
>>534114991>love fucking breadjeets stickin their shitsticks in fresh baked bread just because it's "White"
>>534115291you lost euro tranny. velveeta is the best cheese on earth.
>>534114934>americans don't have bread!>ok maybe you do have bread but you don't have this one specific kind of bread>ok maybe you do have that one specific kind of bread but you only have it in one state>ok maybe you do have it in every state but it doesn't count if it comes from whole foodsWhat a fucking embarrassment this thread has been. Even fucking Wal-mart bakes their own bread in store. Bread is a very simple, very high margin product, which is why literally every supermarket chain in the country has an in-store bakery. I see shit like OP's pic in every store I enter. Even our shitty fast food chains like Panera have that sort of selection.I'm legitimately starting to feel bad for Europeans who apparently have so little to be proud of that their egos now rely on what kind of bread they can buy at the store. We have everything in America. Literally everything. People from every nation and culture on the planet immigrate here and they bring their food with them. I live in a small city of 30k people and there are two independent bakeries within a 5 minute walk from my house, one a French bakery run by a French immigrant and one a Hungarian bakery run by a Hungarian immigrant.
>>534118033the euro mind in still in a state of medieval gossip and unearned smugness.
>Grape "Snacks"why cant you just have some grapes? why does it have to come in a packet?
>>534114934I don't think I've ever been to any grocery store in my life that didn't have an in-house bakery that makes fresh bread daily.
>>534115662Leave it to a lardass American to get defensive when a European points out our poisonous food system.
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>>534114934>"WHUT MATE U DOANE HAFF PICKLED RAISIN POPPY LOAF IN YOUR MARKETS ARE U MAD?"
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