>2 hour raid that won the war>2 day blitzkrieg to bring democracy to Iran>4 day shock and awe campaign to protect Chosen Nation of Israel (bless them)>2 week regime-change operation>4 week air/land campaign to bring Iran to heel>6 week lightning expedition to mop up the resistance>7 week diplomats there to negotiate with people we bombed last week>8 week blockade, but humanitarian, legal, targeted, responsible, and temporary^ we are here>2 month shipping crisis where six boats passing Hormuz counts as good news>3 month stabilization mission to secure oil fields>6 month peacekeeping deployment with rotating forces>1 year nation-building initiative with minor setbacks>18 month extended presence due to unforeseen insurgency>2 year commitment to train local forces who keep defecting>3 year quagmire with no exit strategy but lots of PowerPoints>4 year "we're turning the corner" annual tradition>5 year generational conflict rebranded as "Operation Enduring Resolve">6 year regional security framework nobody can explain
>>534118931Fuck me, it's really been 60 days already. What did you do in that time?
>>534118994I got a couple of rooms painted but I'm dragging my feet with buying new furniture I've been procrastinating on this shit for close to 2 years back when the hamas happening was still raging
>>534118931we already worked out this template in the 80s and have been successfully iterating on it since
>>534118931PORTS CLOSED, DEAL WITH ITThank you for your attention to this matter !
