Pwease pwess da blue button and sign da suicide pact wit us or else you’re a meanie head
>>534127459If we all press red everyone wins. I press red with the assumption that everyone else is smart enough to do the same
This entire thought experiment is jewish and retarded
>>534127534same thing with blue except theres less risk involved, you only need >50% to press the button
>>534127627Blue button puts your life at risk in the hands of others. It’s the foolish choice. Red button puts others lives at risk in your hands which is based.
Blues create the situation and are the only ones who can change the outcome. If nobody votes red or everyone votes red the outcome is the same. A red vote only modifies the outcome created by blues to reduce the death count by 1. Red is the logical, moral and only choice that will win in any real scenario. It is insanely retarded not to press red.
>>534127738I mean if 49% of the global population dies over night, life is gonna be pretty shit regardlessblue button is safest really, if people just pressed that nothing really changes
>>534128043That depends entirely on the 49%. And since the blue pushers are all retards, I expect immediate improvement.
>>534128043>I mean if 49% of the global population dies over night, life is gonna be pretty shit regardlessAccording to....?>line must go up forever!Nah
>>534128509ohh it's actually a very hyperbolic metaphor for the two us partiesthough if you vote repub it doesn't mean you'll benefit and the democrats are bad at improving stuff
>>534128043Anybody that wants to hold themselves hostage on me can die. Fine.
>>534127627>same thing with blue except theres less risk involvedYou're just having a giggle, right? Right?
>>534128509You must flip a coin.I offer you two coinsCoin #1 if it lands on heads you die tails you live, also if it lands on heads less than 50% of the time everyone that flipped coin #1 also dies even if they landed on tailsCoin #2 neither heads or tails does anything
>>534127459Gen alpha memes are shit
