So Mary, mother of Jesus, was a cheater, and Joseph, the "father" was a cuck? And Jesus was born from adultery?Why do people follow such a religion?This is ridicule.
>>534131864 Ngl, it is quite wild how thats a foundational element you're just supposed to step over.>the rabbi yeshuas mum is married>suddenly knocked up>bible: an angel said its cool, and Joey gave a thumbs up>Christians: Yes, this makes perfect sense?>Jews: HE WAS A KEKBABY! FUCK THAT RACE TRAITOR!>Christians: FUCK YOU LYING JEWS!>Muslims: YES FUCK YOU LYING JEWS!>Christians: YEA- wait WHAT!?>Pagang: I dunno man, I think he might be a cuckbaby. >Jews: SHUT UP! YOURE THE WORST! WE WILL NEVER FORGET TITUS!>Pagang: Lol>Christians: REEEEEEEE LOKI TOOL HORSE DICK AND ODIN DRANK CUM!>Pagang: According to some Jew maybe>Jews: REEEEEEEEE>Chrstians: REEEEEEEEE>Muslims: YES REEEEEEEEE>Chrsitians: Fuck you too!>Pagang: Why do you hate him so much? He's basically you. Youre all Jews to me. Lol.>Christians/Muslims/Jews: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>534132665Thats very herectical of you.
The Greek philosopher Celcus wrote at the time that Mary was accused of having a lover named Panthera, a Roman legionary.
SOME GODS HAVE STEP DADS OK!!!DEAL WITH IT LIBTARD!!! MIGA MIGA MIGA MIGA
>>534133645Greeks are the same J haplogroup as fake Jews and Canaanites. The only real Jews left are Levites. They are the priestly class and tended to marry within their own tribe. They’re R1a which is a completely different lineage than homosexual Greeks and Synagogue of Satan “Jews.”
>>534134445I didnt know we had black hebrew israelites on fucking /pol/ lmao
>>534134620Reading comprehension. I said the only real Jews are Levites. Blacks are a totally different haplogroup and aren’t remotely Jewish.
>>534134973Hebrew israelites believe theyre the real levite tribe
Yes, it’s called CONSENSUS Filter. They don’t need merit.As long as others think it’s truth they go with it. So you got western societies completely pacified by these false beliefs.It’s a feature, not a bug.That’s why you can get them to do almost anything as long as consensus filter says yes, like get them to mass inject gene therapy. Top kek
>>534135057If they’re black, they’re Hamites.
>>534136142Picrel is purposely disingenuous. Jesus is the Logos, the second person of the Trinity.
>>534131864>be brazillian>try to read KJV>wtfamireading.jpg>try to read NIV>wtfamireading>try to read children’s Bible>it doesn’t go wellHave you tried the pidgin version yet?
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>>534136546>so they're different people?>n-no, they're 3 entities that are the same entityniggers can't even fucking explain why satan still exists and somehow is a "threat" to his creator, but insist on this kind of bullshit nobody could possibly fucking know that jesus never even said in the tiny bit of writings of what he said there are
Eat the load Joseph EAT THE LOAD!!!
>>534136727>They can’t even explain this thing they don’t believe!Wow, that’s really damning, anon. Religitards in shambles.
>>534136806>They can’t even explain this thing they don’t believe!except they DO at least attest to this being the "truth" that they believe, who are you even talking to here
>>534133645>The Greek philosopher Celcuslived more than one century after the events, with no direct source
>>534136727>niggers can't even fucking explain why satan still exists and somehow is a "threat" to his creatorNo one knows what you are even talking about. There is no way you are 18 years old with this childish grasp on what Christians believe. Go to Reddit, they accept children there... don't give out your personal info to anyone on that site, they will rape you.
Mary was baphomet and it was invitroShe was not a virgin she had a husband before Joseph came along.Jesus bore the antichrist when he was in the desert and a few other Watchers after he left in a spaceshipHe was also dinosous the wine God from the days of the first men. That's why he always drank wine around town for free in his MessiahshipAlso was Merlin the magicianAnd also Loki in the Nordic era.That's why the hebrews at the time called him adony or Sir in hebrew. Because they knew he wasn't God on Earth. Rather the creator of the universes Son from the Ars Goetia. Not the same as Adonai (master) or Adonay on Samaels seal.He came to create a trinity for the hebrews that didn't exist prior and complete prophecy God the Incest wifeless father did not create. Prior to this Monotheistic belief left women out without a husband as lessers to the pagan Gods. Technically God the Incest father did have a goddess wife but never let her talk or let her have a say until Jesus and Magidylyn were a thing and found Christ consciousness on the plane when they were selling women Jews to old men as soon as they were on the rag~Klover15
>>534137328>No one knows what you are even talking about.which part, satan existing, or being a threat to God to the point he's God's "enemy"could you even explain what your confusion is, or are you desperate for someone to "troll" right now
so yeah, looking like the latter of those two
>>534137521The Bible never declares that Satan is a threat to God in any way, the Bible says that Satan is a threat to the unsaved and is the adversary of believers. >"Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour"- 1 Peter 5:8>"And when the thousand years are expired, Satan shall be loosed out of his prison, And shall go out to deceive the nations which are in the four quarters of the earth, Gog, and Magog, to gather them together to battle: the number of whom is as the sand of the sea. And they went up on the breadth of the earth, and compassed the camp of the saints about, and the beloved city: and fire came down from God out of heaven, and devoured them. And the devil that deceived them was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone, where the beast and the false prophet are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever."- Revelation 20:7-10Clearly the devil is no threat to God, the idea that Satan is God's equal is a cartoon invention.
>>534138001>God knows about all of this and in fact set it all in motion knowinglyso does he just like to watch, feeling like he didn't cause it himself, or whator does he smugly know he caused it all>somehow Satan isn't in the trinity being
>>534138532One Satan is Baphoments HusbandKnow you know
>>534131864My God, I never realized that it actually says this in the bible. I can't believe Christians believe this gay crap. Fucking iddiot cattle
FACT: Christianity was an lgbtq conspiracy invented by people like pic related>>Hello class, let me teach you theology.>>The law doesn't matter, you just have to believe in Jesus>>Be inclusive, there is no Jew or Greek, even though Jews are Negroid and Greeks are Aryan. Race mixing is good.>>Hashtag respect women. Don't punish women for adultery>>Hashtag believe women- Mary was a virgin!>>By the way, premarital heterosexual sex is now sinful (so based religious people like me are saints)
I can't believe dumb fucking goyim actually believe this religion. The only time christianity was based was when peole judaized/basically followed judaism
>>534139513So basically evangelicals = good?
