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>we accept Zelle and PayPal, plus tip
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>>534135083
all funeral services are a fucking scam. i literally have zero arrangements made. my rotting corpse will be my final burden on society
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>victims
???lol???
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>>534135253
Based but cremation services are usually given to people like us for free.
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>>534135253
You can see yourself as more than that.
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>>534136372
i have nobody who would want my ashes anon
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>>534135083
I call bullshit.
There was fucking nothing left of them after an implosion like that.
The heat from the compressing air bubble alone would have vaporized them.
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>>534135253
Based and Socrates-pilled.
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>>534136694
I do, which is why I dont give a shit what happens to my body.
It is entirely unimportant.
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>>534136740
Can I have them?
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>>534135083
>Image thinking this wouldn’t be the case
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>>534136787
i had some taco bell and had runny diarrhea
the shit inside the box was proabbly something similar to that
def not the remains
kek
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>>534135253
You will be cremated and put into a mass grave with the homeless and niggers.
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>>534135083
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p79GmLNLMrY
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>>534135253
Last act on this earth, clean it up jannie. Make sure you load up on prunes and viagra as well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEz7M64Vp2c&list=RDuEz7M64Vp2c&start_radio=1
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>>534139214
and garlic. nothing on earth gives me worse gas than garlic
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>>534135083
i thought jeets liked water burials
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>>534136787
Have been curious about the nuances of the catastrophic implosion. You sound like a physics fag. Care to enlighten us about the air bubble collapse?
If it imploded wouldn't the pressures difference want to equalize so everything under lower pressure inside would have rushed to the nearest crack. Were the bodies liquefied?
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>>534135253
(Korris, Konmel and Worf stand over the bed. As the young man breaths his last, Korris holds his eyelids open. Then they all start a deep throaty growl, which becomes a roar as they are sure he is dead. Konmel removes a hook from the boot)
CRUSHER: Is there any special arrangement you would like for the body?
KORRIS: It is only an empty shell now. Please treat it as such.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WN5apO6AY8Q
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This entire story was a fabrication to judge public sentiment for the rich. These are supposed billionaires with no existence prior to this.
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>>534135253
I desire to have my remains scattered around my workplace. I do not wish to be cremated.
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>>534136787
i think there'd be some remnants of the bodies for a bit but finding the exact persons "slush" in the deep ocean after they had been missing for days sounds like the bullshit part to me.
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>>534135083
the son has the pedosmile
it's a good thing, he's dead
I know what I'm saying: my pedar is elite tier



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