Should have gone to college and got a comfy wfh job like I did
>>534135682get a govt job. my first week I got in trouble for completing a project in 3 days that was projected to take 2 months. my black female boss absolutely went batshit. since then I work 1 half day a week. spend the rest shit posting and side hustling. she is happy and so am I. $76k/year + benefits for 192 hours of work plus another 50k+ hustle.
>>534136735unironically grim
>>534136735It's based at first but eventually it would drive you insane. I work for the state of California it's the same deal. Eventually you just feel like you're wasting your life walking into that office.
>>534136834true.really is... Get home, everyone is tired. eat dinner, watch some anime w\ the kids, then they're doing they want to do their own thing and it starts again.Let the goyim deal in the real world.
>including eating and driving together to make it seem more abysmal >acting like anything other than playing videogames is time taken away from you
>>534136735the niggers at my work intentionally try to slow down production as well, they get attitudes if you work hard and start stirring shit and fucking with your equipment
>>534135682>I need 4 hours every day to shower
>>534135682If you aren't making wagies lives a living hell you aren't really a neet.
>>534135748This is really the best option for this hellhole life. Get a comfy easy email job and live a neet like life without about 20 hours of work a week.
>>534136921you watch anime with your kids?
>>534137036anon, only 2 hours on chart are marked for showers and of that there is commute and eating but assume it was only showering, theres only 2 hours marked, you got triggered and cant even read the chart lol
Imagine not only being a wagie goyim tax nigger but, unironically "liking their work" absolute subhumans.
>>534136899GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING JOB!!!
>>534135682Lucky bastards working 9-5I'm 7:30-6:00. And have about a dozen emails to get through after I'm home in the evenings. Free time is closer to 30 minutes
>>534135682Me for the past 6 months:>do nothing>go to sleep at 6 am>wake up at 2pm>do nothingIt’s nice but I’m almost out of money.
>>534135682> globally proven that office wagies can work from home with a moments notice> force them back into the office against their will because boomers dont like itfuck you Kevin
>>534137425Only retards want their bosses to think they can wfh. That’s the first step to your job being offshored.Non-retards complain that wfh slows their work flow and that being physically present with the team frequently is essential.
>>534136735Same same.It's probably the same shit everywhere. Hourly wages are retarded. I want to be paid per completed tasks multiplied by quality. Maybe that way we would have less parasites occupying positions and getting paid to do basically nothing. Fuck these lazy bastards.
>>534135682Why do you shower after work? Shower before you go to bed psycho
>>534135682https://youtube.com/shorts/nEUKmKlGbp8
>>534137411Based me too except >wake up around noon>game until my gf is done work>fuck gf after she is done work>start drinking 12-15 a night>go to bed at 2-3amIts nice because I am not almost out of money
>>534136899>AHHH I HAVE STABLE EMPLOYMENT AND AN EASY JOB>IM GOING INSANE!!!!!
>>534135682>4x 10 hrs>3 days of fuck aroundNot that bad. Drive for me is 2 minutes to work. Anyone who lives more than 15 minutes from work is a retard.
>>534135682Imagine being an employee lmao. A fucking serf.You either own your business or become a NEET. Money without dignity is worthless. A cuck is still a cuck.
>>534137781You need to stop drinking anon.
>>534138562Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>534135682There is no getting around the fact that actual fucking peasants and serfs had more leisure time than modern humans.What's the point of all the automation and machinery if humans are working more than ever. It's purely so shekelberg can get off on enslaving people.
>>534137063That is so diabolical anon.
>>534139254>What's the point of all the automation and machinery if humans are working more than ever.To enable the extravagant lifestyles and will of the elite. The world is their sandbox. You are cattle.
>>534137800>>534137321Calm down tradies. All you gotta do is apply. But if you could figure that out, you wouldn't be working a trade am I right?
>>534139254automation doesn't reduce work, it increases output.
Working like this made sense if you were a starving peasant or if the factory/mine was paying you enough to live in a big house with 14 kids.People working hours like this to be able to afford to split expenses with a roommate/partner (same fucking thing) are out of their minds.Domesticated like hens laying eggs in battery cages.
>>534135682End Times is just us collectively getting off the clock.
>>534139254>actual fucking peasants and serfs had more leisure time than modern humans.cool dude no one cares
>>534142475They don't though are you sure about?
>>534135682I get to rotate outside work / office work,8 hours / 1 hour lunchI usually finish eating in the first 5m and read for the rest of the break, I've been avging 25-30 books a year10m drive to and from work1h shower / cook / pack lunch5h vidya / shitpost / anime
>He has a commute>He doesn't have a hybrid/WFH jobWhat the fuck are you doing?
>>534135682mine
>>534143793you forgot hours of fucking.
You can live the neet life off the system. I found out the hard way when I lost my career and went to prison for an absolute nonsense charge for 2 years. Havent worked for 3 years since release. Still have food, internet, free transit and all the free time in the world. If i need extra cash I just do small gigs online and flip some things. Still have a retirement savings. Only downside is you have to be around nigger areas for access to shit. Honestly, I cant believe people still show up for any job thats not 30 or more an hour. Youre a willfull slave to work a job under 70k a year when the cost of living has gotten this insane.
>>534144061Could you give any tips on how you did that? Swim is currently waiting to be fed indicted and has a lot of anxiety about restarting swim’s life after release.
>>534135682Nothing wrong with working 12 hours a day if your work is meaningful and if you have a wife at home to take care of your kids.
>>534137781Nice, me too. Also my wife is work from home so we just chill.
>drivedo amerigolems really
>>534135748>>534137109Sorry, those jobs are unavailable to zoomers. Next word prediction machines can do the small intern busywork which means all doors are closed to you.
>>534137609Who the fuck showers in the evening? Shower in the morning before breakfast. It wakes you up gently and leaves you smelling fresh all day. Showering in the evening means you sweat all night under your blankets in bed and are stinky all day.
>>534144469Upon release (at least in my state), they automatically had you signed up for medical coverage and snap. After release you get with your county or regional government aid office (they are called diff names by state) and apply for every single program possible such as housing transit and aid for living cost. In the mean time, while waiting for housing approval, you can check into treatment facilities (like rehab) or find a shelter if you have no friends or family. Your food assistance will already be on and if your desperate theres food banks everywhere, and you can get free vouchers for medical transit and mass transit. Get good at anything that you can do for cash anytime. Buying and selling, scraping, tattoo artist, barber, online gig work like fiver, thrift stores and garage sales... ive seen guys do it all and the ones that actually live well always master something to set them apart. A lot of them do construction help, lawncare, roofing too but fuck that back breaking shit. Making money on your own is not difficult if you actually put the time to learn and are persistent. Often times it ends up earning more than lower mid class jobs if youre not retarded and find a niche.
>>534136899You are not wasting your life, you are earning money for yourself to spend, that is the reward for the job.
I work even more than that and Sunday too a lot because I am a lawyer :(
>>534145187millions get into a trap where they work endlessly just to stay afloat to go back go work and die. They never get the proverbial carrot on the stick.
>>534135748If your job is WFH, then it's literally the least AI-proof job in existence. The only people who might possibly be working such a job in five years are people who were grandfathered in. Companies won't ever hire juniors to do those roles when Claude v27 or whatever can do almost as good of a job. Forget five years, even... do you think your cushy WFH role is still going to be available in 10 years? 15? Given the progress generative AI has made in the past few years, can you really bank on your job as you know it existing in 2040? Because unless you plan on retiring by then, you're fucked, too.
>>534135682t. 33 neet for last 3 years , got a temporary job for 50 days 8 hours 5/7, 7 minutes bike ride 1 waystill glad its temporary
>>534145030Showering in the morning means you sweat all day under your clothes
>>534136735this is how metaverse was developed
>>534135682I take 2 naps in 24 hours, am living off va money and ssi, thanks for the tax dollars
>>534139254>>534140740>people work for money to buy something from other work place>workplace replaces workers with robots>no one is paid anymore and cant buy anything from workplace 2>workplace 2 replace workers with robotsIt's such a short sighted solution its going to end badly
>>534135682>waking up at 7lmao, more like 4:30
>>534145758That sounds like an old wives tale like "your beard grows faster after you shave".
>>534135748yup, OP is a failure and poor lol
>>534145882Rub salt on your chest at night and leave a glass of water out at the top of the stairs to grow a hairy chest
>>534136956I'm sad for you if you think the only use of free time is to play video games. Usually people use it to socialize, exercise, do chores, engage in hobbies, read, play with their kids, etc
>>534145987What kind of snack should I leave out for the gnomes to do my chores?
>>534146132You need to buy a shoe shop for that to happen
>>534137343>I work when I get homeThe absolute state
>6 hours of sleepHow do you stay sane? Im a wagie too but im in bed by 9pm so i can sleep 9 hours
>>534135748You don't have a wfh job. Anon, you work at Walmart. >>534136735You can't afford a house.
>>534145030>Who the fuck showers in the evening?idk anon, probably everyone who works outside or lives in the southanyone who sweats all day and then crawls into bed is fucking gross
>>534147275>lives in the southPlease stay there. Oregon is full of your ilk and we're sick of you.
>>534147135after you hit 40, 6 hours of sleep are enough if you didn't drink the night before
>>534147431Maybe because the brain has degraded so much 6 hours is enough for whatever cognitive function is left in there.
>>534145030smart people. I don't want to get in a nice clean bed after 16 hours of sweat/dirt built up. >>534144061>>534145173mind saying what you guys got charged with?what happened? Also, any good prison stories?
>>534147373 Nothing I've heard of Oregon makes me want to even visittell your friends from New York to fuck off, we're full
NEET kangz won
>>534147777>Nothing I've heard of Oregon makes me want to even visitthank fuck>tell your friends from New York to fuck off, we're fullCan and do regularly, they still keep coming. They're not quite as bad as the Californians, but only because they're less numerous.
And you worthless faggots will still worship capitalism until the very end of your miserable lives kek.
>>534147777South bend looks amazing
>>534147610of course the brain degrades, but the experience remains, at the end you learn to filter the bullshit and retain the key points of thingsI call it boomerfication
>>534136834and also highly believable given the results on the groundyou WILL see a rise in the devout as time passes, mark it
