Old farts and grunts while she does all the work
Trump is asexual
its just melania agreeing to whatever trump says about himselftheres no penetration
I don't think they get it on
>>534139124there isn't anynot sure how he impregnated her with barronprobably took a few embarrassing attemptsto fuck properly you need certain physical attributes that he does not have
>>534139124I’d rather concentrate on my own sex life with Kai.
>>534139351turkey baster
i highly doubt he can still get his pp up
>>534139124Don't they sleep in seperate rooms? She is just a trophy wife so my guess is their sex life is non-existent.This robot gets more action than Trump.
Better than yours /thread
>>534139124he sits in a chair an beats his flaccid cock while she strips out of fancy lingerie and plays with herself. There's an envelope full of cash on the dresser and exactly 60 minutes she stops, dresses, and picks it up on her way out the room. He then cries and posts a rant on Truth Social.
>>534139398No way a turkey baster could hold all his seed.I reckon they used a Super Soaker
>>534139124As good as his presidency
>>534139124Non-existent.He spends all day in front of cameras, and all night shitposting. It's obvious there's no love or attraction in that relationship, but even putting that aside there's simply no opportunity for it to happen.Unless, like, the shitposting is part of it. Maybe he can't finish unless he posts an AI imagine of himself as Jesus.
It's highly unlikely they're actually having a physical sex life. My grandfather was exceedingly wealthy - not Trump level, but rich enough to have a younger wife, and they didn't indulge. It was more a status thing. She looked after him, and served as a companion and he took her around the world. Ultimately they were together for 35 years. It's kind of nice really as she's still relatively young so I have someone who keeps Granddad's memory alive whilst occasionally topping up my bank balance with all that delicious inheritance monies.
>>534139124Trumps getting fucked daily in the ass by his Polish illegal immigrant daddy
>>534139124She's so fucking hot bros!
>>534139434Lol little dude looks embarrassed. It's okay bro, don't mind those dumb hoes.
>>534139351probably had ivf
>>534139124>Oh Donald!>Uh, I'm gonna cum!>Oh Donald!>Auuuugh!>Oh Donald!>Ok, I'm done.>Oh Donald!>zzzzzz>Oh Donald!
>>534139124gross
Trump is probably always on the bottom... because he can only fuck up.
>>534139275This He's like an immaculate angel
>>534140027Epstiens science baby
>>534139124
>>534139561>topping up my bank balance with all that delicious inheritance monies.
>>534139124It depends how much cash Trump has on him, old habits die hard.
>>534139434This needs an edit with the robot having a trump wig.
>>534139124Epstein sold melania to trump!
>>534139124Probably awesome. She's HOT!
>>534139124Transactional. He’s not even Barrons real dad.
>>534140172I wouldn't be surprised if all of trump's kids are products of experiments that happened in zorro ranch!>>534140172
>>534140096You leafs aren't so bad.
>>534139334Why would you be married to someone you dont get it on with? Thats preposterous.
>>534139124He strikes me as a guy who loves making money and deals more than sex, I wouldn't be surprised if all of his kids were someone else's
Considering their "kiss" when he was being inaugurated, I don't think they have sex
>>534139124Captcha: jew star
>>534141563Because Palm Beach closet faggots always have trophy wives. It’s a thing.
>>534141569Idk I imagine he has gotten it on quite a lot when younger but now he is more interested in the money part. He has tried all the kinds of pussy there is, money is always new.
>>534139124He probably makes her dress up like a nine year old boy.
>donnie put on the egg deek strapon, i vant to remember our jeffery
>>534139124She road cones herself to Jeff and he taps his phone onto Spider Kash for a uniquely suggestable and filthy experience whilst double "dependsing" just in case.
She's 56 years old.Trump prefers younger women...
>>534141796>egg deek
>>534140886>average poor person reaction Yes anon, not everyone is living in poverty. My apologies if this is hard to believe.
>>534139124She is a reptilian She created barron through asexual reproduction
Non-existent.
>>534139124100% she is getting plowed by one of the security detail attached to her
>>534139124He hasn't had sex with anyone for the last 20 years.t.76 y.o.fag
>>534139124what sex life lol, dude is 80
Trump was famously a playboy and a great lay according publicly to his ex wife Marla Maples, he was literally a sex symbol in NYC and rap music for decades. This will make you seethe terribly now that you understand it kek
All stink no grip
>>534139124Sex life?
>>534141563It’s for status. He only ever fucked women for status and power.He’s more attracted to men but he doesn’t realize he’s bi
still got it
She's just still there for the money.
>>534139124Doesn't happen. She definitely cheats on him
>>534139351>>534139398Baron was obviously an artificial insemination baby like Musk"s spawn. Trump's other kids are proof, especially Tiffany Trump and Eric. Plausible that Trump went through a careful fag phase when he was the apprentice of Roy Cohn and entered Roger Stone's bisexual Zionist circle. Didn't buy that he was a pedo but he is a germ-aphobe, more plausible than preferring a roastie like Stormy Daniels, probably agreed to a handjob but she slipped that they only watched TV. He would have known Stormy Daniels would sue him later, it was a weird form of optics and Zio humiliation ritual of which he is the king of weathering now. Doubt Trump has fucked more than 10 women lifetime including 3 wives, Melania probably gave him head as a submission qualifier.
considering his exwife died literally the day she was due to be deposed by just, uh, lets see here...falling...down the stairs, before trump buried her on his golf course, probably whatever the fuck he wants her to do. probably doesnt happen much, since trump has access to kids, but hey
>>534151585>they only watched TVlmao
>>534139124hehehI can hear her screaming
>>534139124She was an escort. She can sleep with any man alive & make him think he's the best she's ever had.
>>534139124We already know Trump bangs Looney Loomer
Mortal sex is beneath a being like Trump. Trump is a emperor god in a human vessel and has no need to partake in the fancies of the flesh. Melania represents his humiliation ritual powers as he embarrasses other politicians for having ugly wives.
>>534143655Nah. She fucked some 6'10 bohunk basketball player on the side. That kid isn't Trunps.
>>534141563For most married couples, sex drops off over time
>>534139124Anal still costs extra.
You can tell just by pictures when they're together. She can't even stand the sight of the guy. And I don't blame her, even though she's probably just a rotten a person as he is.
>>534139124He doesn’t need sex with all of the winning he’s doing
>>534139124The Latino cabana baoy probably drills her good.
Nowadays: NonexistentBack then: Entirely transactional since that's how working for Epstein works.
Trump jerks off into his own mouth and spits it in her
>>534139334I don't think so either. also I don't think she's ever happy about anything
>>534139124like this with her wearing the glove
>>534148591In the next frame she slaps his hand away. They should simply make a law that after age 72 you simply aren't allowed in politics anymore. The world-politics should not be conducted by people who only still have two or three years living in it.
>>534139351You faggots really do just imagine something and then believe it. Thats a mental illness. Delusional.
>he's fucking expensive escorts>she's fucking men in the security detail
>>534155969i mean if youd prefer we can refer back to the lawsuits of his previous wife, where he grabbed her by the hair and raped her
>>534139124Are you mad?Are you?
>>534139124idk, I don't wish to know. stop asking me bullshit
>>534139124He’s fucking satan while she watches like a beautiful cuckqueen
it is carried out by a contract drawn up by each sides law team
"Hey Melania, wanna go visit Ivana at the golf course? So sad about that fall down the stairs."
>>534139124I did not be the prostitutes and have old filthy men slurp on me for dollars cash and American Express only.
>>534139434You are supposed to have sex with your trophy wife. Trump should have dropped her for a 20yo goddess and done it again every 10 years
>>534155952Hear, hear The elderly should not be in extremely powerful positions
>>534139221yea, thats the whole deal with goldigger whores from east europe, you buy a lifelong whore if rich
