>labor market stable, jobs looking good; extraordinary hiring in march, probably in april too>fed realizes this, keeps rates steady because there is no inflation>consumers spending big time, projected to spend even more in the summer>all MAG 7 companies beat earnings>stock market at ATH>economy at ATH>oil cheaper than expected despite hormuz "crisis">Iran in fucking shambles as it turns out NOBODY NEEDS HORMUZ>OPEC gets BTFO'd by lord Trumpwow, turns out blocking the straits helps the world more than it hurts it. what made you realize it was a scam strait?
>>534143773You putrid filth and your delusions are tiresome.
The stock market is only high because people are expecting Trump to make a deal. It’s gonna crash again at some point
>>534143773>most irrelevant nothingburger of the centuryI dunno, tranny... price of oil is pretty high and Trump can no longer shill-manipulate it to stay low
>>534143773We are heading into a greater great depression. Fuck yourself.>>534143950This.
You are all fucked.
>>534144536You prepped?
You ready?
>>534144579Bumperballs.
>>534143773line go up??? nice!
>>534143950Fippy bippyThe house of cards is coming down. Boomers are cashing out of the stock market or dying and their kin will cash out for rotisserie chickens. It's over
>>534143773Hello fellow white house intern. We are truly Making America Great Again.
>>534143980investors don't expect things, they expect what other investors will expect what other investors will expect, but in the end they're all expecting each others expectations of what each other expects others to expect. and they all expect everyone expects everyone else to be retarded.
>>534143773Dont tell the third worlderNAAZIMERIKKKA IS FINISH
>>534143773The last time a billionaire was President was Herbert Hoover, who presided over the roaring 20s when the stock market hit ATHs and everyone was grifting5 years later came a stock market crash and the great depressionYou have probably 1 more year at best
>>534143773Japan just defaulted on oil shorts. They have to liquidate their t bills. You are about to see some real Zimbabwe Africa style collapse in the next 8 months.
>>534144149>>534144536>>534144558>>534144579>>534144607I'LL SAMEFAG, NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!
>>534145296Just bored-posting and being scared of the coming depression, don't mind me.
>>534145016>defaulted on oil shorts. They have to liquidate their t billsCool, now do it in English.
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>>534143773December: $189K fund savings.Now: $199K fund savings. I'm ok with this.
>>534143950Kek why you mad, Trump won
>>534146199Aww that's cute, your delusional paranoia.
>>534146532why are you showing us democrats?
>>534143773Holy fucking cope. Do you like the taste of his spray tan and his boot polish?